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At What Number Do You Become An Ashewo? by 3direct: 5:44pm On Aug 05, 2011 |
Me and my mates are having an argument on how many men a girl would have slept with to gain the ashewo qualification. The argument started when a guy called a girl an ashewo for sleeping with about 30 guys. Needless to say, being a woman I took the lady's side, but what do you think the cut-off point is - 5, 10, 50? The guys say 5. Am Curious |
Re: At What Number Do You Become An Ashewo? by MMM2(m): 5:47pm On Aug 05, 2011 |
op 000,000 put any digit in front of d millon. |
Re: At What Number Do You Become An Ashewo? by beautylash: 5:48pm On Aug 05, 2011 |
Me I don’t know o! My mummy told me that any girl who allows a man to touch her is ashewo. I guess that makes me an ashewo – several times over. So you see, I’m too compromised to be objective on the matter. But if I must, I’d say 1. Let me explain. One of my great loves in life is the cinema. I love the old-Hollywood ones. The ones with slick haired leading men who wake up with a cigarette in their lips, swig bourbon between perfectly timed one-liners and have no qualms ‘back-handing’ their female support actress across the face – on screen! Damn! When men were men! I digress. What I’m getting to is that these movies have provided me with a vast repository of wise sayings and I like to pull them out in the middle of conversations ‘cus I think they sound cool, and by association, make me look cool. I mean, how cool do you have to be to say something like "I’m big! It's the pictures that got small!" (Sunset Boulevard); or, "We'll always have Paris" (Casablanca); or, “You had me at ‘Hello’” (Jerry Maguire); or - one of my favourites and one I’ve still not found an opportunity to use – “I love the smell of Napalm in the morning!” (Colonel Kilgore in Apocalypse Now) Again I’ve gone off on a tangent. Forgive me. Anyways, there’s a movie line that comes to mind now. It was delivered by Eddie Murphy in Harlem Nights. He was planning to do a ‘mission-impossible’ to get even with some pretty badass folks when someone questioned the sanity of his apparent suicide mission. Unperturbed, he replied: “It’s not how many people you kill; it’s who you kill.” Now let’s adapt that to the current discussion: “It’s not how many men you sleep with; it’s who you sleep with.” Sounds nice, doesn’t it? How (not ‘what’) do I mean? You see, some boys should never be pitied. Out of compassion for his situation, you let one sorry faced idiot have some, and next thing you know he’s telling everyone how he ‘hit that.’ That, my dear, is how ashewos are made: by loud mouth infantile boys who feel they must share there good fortune of seeing behind a girl’s pants with everyone who has hears and no ipod ear-plugs in them. You can sleep with the entire IT-department and still be seeing as a virgin; but make a mistake and do anything with just one stupid boy and you become an ashewo. i dont know if that help!! |
Re: At What Number Do You Become An Ashewo? by Nobody: 5:54pm On Aug 05, 2011 |
@poster the "NUMBER" is any amount (of either gifts or money) she asks in exchange for sleeping with a guy. she can be a virgin and yet be an ashewo if she asks for money to be paid to her before she can give the coochie up. some men will say that the amount of men a girl has had between her legs makes the difference but it really doesnt. . . . . . . . . its her mind that is important here. if a girl meet a guy, have a normal r/ship and then have se.x with him then she surely aint an ashi, even if she does this with 150 different men. |
Re: At What Number Do You Become An Ashewo? by cantell(m): 5:58pm On Aug 05, 2011 |
beautylash:what are you on about? |
Re: At What Number Do You Become An Ashewo? by Goldieluks: 6:01pm On Aug 05, 2011 |
beautylash: Spam! |
Re: At What Number Do You Become An Ashewo? by 190: 6:12pm On Aug 05, 2011 |
[size=18pt]DIES ON READING THE SUBJECT OF THIS POST!! [/size] |
Re: At What Number Do You Become An Ashewo? by 190: 6:15pm On Aug 05, 2011 |
3direct: This is a very intresting topic OP i'll say 3 If a lady has opened her legs for atleast 3 dudes before age 25 then i think she should gain the qualification as an ashawo!! Its not easy to handle 3 different sizes |
Re: At What Number Do You Become An Ashewo? by Madukaele(m): 6:32pm On Aug 05, 2011 |
once u cheat ur bf or just have sex for the fun |
Re: At What Number Do You Become An Ashewo? by Nobody: 6:49pm On Aug 05, 2011 |
3direct:OP! Sorry to BURST YA BUBBLE! But W.T.F is going on!? You are a woman on this thread, BUT you sounded like a MAN in this comment you made on this thread! 3direct:https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-728394.0.html |
Re: At What Number Do You Become An Ashewo? by claremont(m): 6:53pm On Aug 05, 2011 |
This NL and all their dodgy threads don tire me sef; multiple identities everywhere, cooked-up downright ridiculous stories, less than 10% of the stories are true, bloody waste of time! |
Re: At What Number Do You Become An Ashewo? by MrsChima(f): 7:08pm On Aug 05, 2011 |
You only need one trick to be a ho. |
Re: At What Number Do You Become An Ashewo? by DieOne(f): 8:31pm On Aug 05, 2011 |
Congrats Poster! You just published a book. |
Re: At What Number Do You Become An Ashewo? by Nobody: 9:11pm On Aug 05, 2011 |
@sexkillz, u just nailed dis OP! Thread closed! |
Re: At What Number Do You Become An Ashewo? by pendo89(f): 9:17pm On Aug 05, 2011 |
phew finally!!! I was about to ask WHO THE HAGUE ARE YOU?? I have been reading your '3rd leg advert threads' with suspicion.Was just waiting for somebody to burst your bubble. Thnk you. |
Re: At What Number Do You Become An Ashewo? by 190: 9:55pm On Aug 05, 2011 |
This OP must be 190 im very sure bout that |
Re: At What Number Do You Become An Ashewo? by pendo89(f): 10:26pm On Aug 05, 2011 |
^^exactly my thoughts. several threads at one go! 53 posts? I have done my research of retrieving ghosts as well. |
Re: At What Number Do You Become An Ashewo? by dave2(m): 10:34pm On Aug 05, 2011 |
Re: At What Number Do You Become An Ashewo? by lindabon: 10:42pm On Aug 05, 2011 |
if ashewo means prostitution in english, then a woman is considered ashawo when she gets paid to give intimate pleasure to a man. so sleeping wit 1 man is enough to make u an ashawo, once money is exchanged for the satisfaction given! MRbrownJAY:on point 190:3, just 3?? u gatz to be kidding me!! Mrs.Chima: now this must be a joke right!! |
Re: At What Number Do You Become An Ashewo? by dave2(m): 10:54pm On Aug 05, 2011 |
lindabon: The bolded refers From the post, all ladies are therefore ashawos Honestly, before or after the 'show', money exchanges hands ke |
Re: At What Number Do You Become An Ashewo? by pendo89(f): 11:09pm On Aug 05, 2011 |
^^ you 've lost it Dave. I hate to start a debate like S and C cz it will never end. Just know theres a diffrence between a lady and a female as well as btwn male and man. Several determining factors I wont go into that but we know a few. BTW are you 3direct? |
Re: At What Number Do You Become An Ashewo? by dave2(m): 11:16pm On Aug 05, 2011 |
Don't get me wrong babe, i only analyzed what a poster said But sincerely, is difficult to define who an ashewo is really |
Re: At What Number Do You Become An Ashewo? by tpia5: 11:20pm On Aug 05, 2011 |
more s.tupid threads by a s.hemale. Me and my mates are having an argument on how many men a girl would have slept with to gain the ashewo qualification. The argument started when a guy called a girl an ashewo for sleeping with about 30 guys. Needless to say, being a woman I took the lady's side, but what do you think the cut-off point is - 5, 10, 50? The guys say 5. seriously, is this joblessness or what. |
Re: At What Number Do You Become An Ashewo? by pendo89(f): 11:24pm On Aug 05, 2011 |
There's no such thing as number! I understand Ashewo means prostitute right? I mean if I sleep with one dude in exchange for money, I just passed the Ashewo test and am no different from the one that has done 1000 men. Its the deed not the [b]number or figures [/b]that determines who you are! I like saying,Life is a drawing without an eraser. |
Re: At What Number Do You Become An Ashewo? by Smilenw(f): 11:24pm On Aug 05, 2011 |
beautylash: Are you always this way or is it the weather ?? |
Re: At What Number Do You Become An Ashewo? by Nobody: 11:38pm On Aug 05, 2011 |
dave2: dude, the difference in what you wrote is simple: if you offer gifts to your gf because YOU want to and it makes you feel good about your r/ship (and ultimately you have se.x) then it's completely different than if a woman specifically asks you for gift/money IN EXCHANGE FOR SE:X. on the other hand, if a woman asks you for gift/money because she is in need, it doesnt automatically makes her an ashi, it only makes her a beggar. if you give her what she demands hoping to get laid then the joke's on you. now, if a gal is giving you a bj and when you are about to cuum she stops and start complaining about her phone bill, give her $50, bust that nut and then run from that evil woman! |
Re: At What Number Do You Become An Ashewo? by dave2(m): 11:47pm On Aug 05, 2011 |
Pendo, am not 3direct ok am Dave2 |
Re: At What Number Do You Become An Ashewo? by pendo89(f): 11:51pm On Aug 05, 2011 |
ws a jke. but hey, if 190 = seun's robot Then who is not who? its nl foster home and everybody is welcome. |
Re: At What Number Do You Become An Ashewo? by dave2(m): 11:57pm On Aug 05, 2011 |
MRbrownJAY: Gbam |
Re: At What Number Do You Become An Ashewo? by Natasha2(f): 12:22am On Aug 06, 2011 |
poster kindly define asewo? okay i hope you have answered your question it has nothing to do with number |
Re: At What Number Do You Become An Ashewo? by Mynd44: 2:30am On Aug 06, 2011 |
An ashewo is anyone (Guy or lady) who give intimacy in exchange for money or and other form of payment and if this definition is correct, then there are a lot of ashewo in the world today. But seriously as long as you have walked the street of allen avenue after darkg you are an ASHEWO |
Re: At What Number Do You Become An Ashewo? by UpDates1(m): 10:08am On Aug 06, 2011 |
from the responses ,, if they are true? that means 98 % of guys na ashewo,,, 99% of girls na ashewo, then for my rank? haha i go they top list for ashewo ranking because i no go fit even count how many in the past 7 weeks, OMG!!! this is serious |
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