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Re: Heldon Prison Camp In Norway…the Most Humane Prison In The World (photos) by internationalman(m): 4:04pm On Sep 13, 2022
So, what do you expect. Norway is one of the most peaceful Countries in the world.

It would be unfair for the prison not to look like this in one of the most peaceful Countries in the world.

I heard in Netherlands and denmark prisoners can be allowed to go out and work or school provided they'd come back to continue their sentence whenever work is over.
Re: Heldon Prison Camp In Norway…the Most Humane Prison In The World (photos) by Nobody: 4:08pm On Sep 13, 2022
SavageBoy:


Na why I talk say I must study in Norway by all means(legit)
You wan study in Norway because of Prison? grin cheesy grin cheesy

Try to dey clear yourself ooo
Re: Heldon Prison Camp In Norway…the Most Humane Prison In The World (photos) by iHateFraudsters: 4:12pm On Sep 13, 2022
SenecaTheYonger:
What did this guys do to deserve such standard of living?

No tribalism, everyone wants the country to move forward.
Re: Heldon Prison Camp In Norway…the Most Humane Prison In The World (photos) by SavageBoy: 4:37pm On Sep 13, 2022
Persephone1:
You wan study in Norway because of Prison? grin cheesy grin cheesy

Try to dey clear yourself ooo

Baba go buy mastering English read
Re: Heldon Prison Camp In Norway…the Most Humane Prison In The World (photos) by Nobody: 4:46pm On Sep 13, 2022
SavageBoy:


Baba go buy mastering English read
Baba give your small pikin change buy mastering English grin
Re: Heldon Prison Camp In Norway…the Most Humane Prison In The World (photos) by SenecaTheYonger: 4:54pm On Sep 13, 2022
pansophist:
Prison in Norway is posher than the houses of many of your politicians. You would think after stealing so much money, they live like humans, but no, broke prisoners in Norway live in better conditions than them. Prison should rehabilitate you, not destroy your will to live and make you bitter during release, something Norway (and the Nordics generally understands).

I also know a guy that was a prisoner, he have to serve for some hours every weekend, then live his normal life as a dignified human. In fact, if you get a speed ticket in Norway, you will have to pay a fine or serve some days in prison, and usually, you have to book an appointment in advance for a slot to serve your sentences. So no police slapping and insulting you because of a crime.

We might be equal as humans, but culturally, some people are actually superior to others.

This is more than cultural superiority. Something more is at play here
Re: Heldon Prison Camp In Norway…the Most Humane Prison In The World (photos) by DLuciano: 5:53pm On Sep 13, 2022
Op, e be like say prison dey hungry you to go. However humane, prison is prison!
Re: Heldon Prison Camp In Norway…the Most Humane Prison In The World (photos) by Baronthecelebri: 7:21pm On Sep 13, 2022
That's why I'll study in Norway or Denmark

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Re: Heldon Prison Camp In Norway…the Most Humane Prison In The World (photos) by 1x2x3: 7:26pm On Sep 13, 2022
Totilopussylick:
No matter how nice the prison looks.

It can never looks better than freedom tongue smiley


Are you free in Nigeria?
Re: Heldon Prison Camp In Norway…the Most Humane Prison In The World (photos) by BeanmanX(m): 7:58pm On Sep 13, 2022
pansophist:
Prison in Norway is posher than the houses of many of your politicians. You would think after stealing so much money, they live like humans, but no, broke prisoners in Norway live in better conditions than them. Prison should rehabilitate you, not destroy your will to live and make you bitter during release, something Norway (and the Nordics generally understands).

I also know a guy that was a prisoner, he have to serve for some hours every weekend, then live his normal life as a dignified human. In fact, if you get a speed ticket in Norway, you will have to pay a fine or serve some days in prison, and usually, you have to book an appointment in advance for a slot to serve your sentences. So no police slapping and insulting you because of a crime.

We might be equal as humans, but culturally, some people are actually superior to others.
That is a working country not the shithole called Nigeria,,,,Africa have a long way to go,,,a very long way.
Re: Heldon Prison Camp In Norway…the Most Humane Prison In The World (photos) by BeanmanX(m): 8:01pm On Sep 13, 2022
HolyMan12:

I want to go to jail in Norway..chai shocked

I will illegally go there and commit a crime grin

I go find one girl wey the behave like iyaebe, track her on a lonely street, Yank off her clothes and dick her kpekus then surrender myself for arrest.
I will plead guilty in court grin

This one done ment... cheesy

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Re: Heldon Prison Camp In Norway…the Most Humane Prison In The World (photos) by tuzle(m): 8:57pm On Sep 13, 2022
Ready100:
Nigeria prison can only be like this, if only one thing can be done...


Meanwhile a rare pic of one prison cry cry

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I swear even some school hostel in Nigeria looks like this, the only difference is that the students have more freedom

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Re: Heldon Prison Camp In Norway…the Most Humane Prison In The World (photos) by pansophist(m): 9:06pm On Sep 13, 2022
SenecaTheYonger:


This is more than cultural superiority. Something more is at play here

So what is at play that is more than cultural superiority?
Re: Heldon Prison Camp In Norway…the Most Humane Prison In The World (photos) by Rexymania(m): 10:02pm On Sep 13, 2022
If anybody tries to escape from this prison, then he should be taking to the psychiatric hospital
Re: Heldon Prison Camp In Norway…the Most Humane Prison In The World (photos) by 5991ayo: 10:20pm On Sep 13, 2022
Oh! who do us 4 dis country pls tell me which day 4 dis country person go enjoy beta life which dy person go enjoy beta govt, which day, person wnt job u must knw person, u wnt buy tin eg beta phone u must wrk very hard to get aim.pls who do us e tire me oh!
Re: Heldon Prison Camp In Norway…the Most Humane Prison In The World (photos) by Panda7(m): 11:43pm On Sep 13, 2022
Buhari it's time to copy this model and renovate nigerian prison they are the most inhumane places to spend time, prisoners have human rights too and we can't expect them to be saner after spending time in such defecated places with no proper sanitation sad . not forgetting matthew 25:36
Re: Heldon Prison Camp In Norway…the Most Humane Prison In The World (photos) by Hydroxide(m): 8:12am On Sep 14, 2022
internationalman:
So, what do you expect. Norway is one of the most peaceful Countries in the world.

It would be unfair for the prison not to look like this in one of the most peaceful Countries in the world.

I heard in Netherlands and denmark prisoners can be allowed to go out and work or school provided they'd come back to continue their sentence whenever work is over.
The Government in Netherlands were even closing down some prisons because the rate of crime in the country was very low.
Re: Heldon Prison Camp In Norway…the Most Humane Prison In The World (photos) by ExudeLoveToAll: 8:43am On Sep 14, 2022
vickyfrancis1:
If prisoners could enjoy this way, how much more being a free man in that country working legitimately?...Oyibo get good heart pass us.

Norway with over 200 000 USD GDP per capital and 1 trillion dollars sovereign wealth fund, you can't beat them.

They care for themselves and have learnt over the years to take away greed which is inherent in our blood stream.

Thumbs up to them.

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Re: Heldon Prison Camp In Norway…the Most Humane Prison In The World (photos) by matthewkotin41(m): 9:36am On Sep 14, 2022
Prison looking like big brother house �
Re: Heldon Prison Camp In Norway…the Most Humane Prison In The World (photos) by Kingsleystunner(m): 9:41am On Sep 14, 2022
That mean free kpekus go dey there be that Na
Re: Heldon Prison Camp In Norway…the Most Humane Prison In The World (photos) by THELATTERMAN(m): 10:28am On Sep 14, 2022
HolyMan12:

I want to go to jail in Norway..chai shocked

I will illegally go there and commit a crime grin

I go find one girl wey the behave like iyaebe, track her on a lonely street, Yank off her clothes and dick her kpekus then surrender myself for arrest.
I will plead guilty in court grin


You will be extradited to Nigeria to serve your sentence.
Re: Heldon Prison Camp In Norway…the Most Humane Prison In The World (photos) by imagrg(m): 11:11am On Sep 14, 2022
Methinks to be imprisoned in Norway is better than living in this country!

Any idea of how to get a direct visa to the prison? grin grin angry
Re: Heldon Prison Camp In Norway…the Most Humane Prison In The World (photos) by Stephenmoka4(m): 11:55am On Sep 14, 2022
HolyMan12:

I want to go to jail in Norway..chai shocked

I will illegally go there and commit a crime grin

I go find one girl wey the behave like iyaebe, track her on a lonely street, Yank off her clothes and dick her kpekus then surrender myself for arrest.
I will plead guilty in court grin

Deportation and banned as usual.
Re: Heldon Prison Camp In Norway…the Most Humane Prison In The World (photos) by monerozi5590: 12:02pm On Sep 14, 2022
HolyMan12:

I want to go to jail in Norway..chai shocked

I will illegally go there and commit a crime grin

I go find one girl wey the behave like iyaebe, track her on a lonely street, Yank off her clothes and dick her kpekus then surrender myself for arrest.
I will plead guilty in court grin


Lol. Thanks for making me laugh so hard this afternoon.

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Re: Heldon Prison Camp In Norway…the Most Humane Prison In The World (photos) by frozen70(f): 3:03pm On Sep 14, 2022
Ready100:
Halden Prison is a maximum-security prison in Halden, Norway. It has three main units and has no conventional security devices. The second-largest prison in Norway, it was established in 2010 with a focus on rehabilitation; its design simulates life outside the prison.


Let get into details

If we have this kind of neat and comfortable resting place called prison in Nigeria

People will purposely commit crime just to have rest there
Re: Heldon Prison Camp In Norway…the Most Humane Prison In The World (photos) by pansophist(m): 8:05pm On Sep 14, 2022
frozen70:


If we have this kind of neat and comfortable resting place called prison in Nigeria

People will purposely commit crime just to have rest there

No, people will not purposely commit crimes just to have rested there. Nigerians and Norwegians are humans, and no humans want captivity. But if it happens that Nigeria becomes as good as Norway, people will have an awesome life to a point that such prison will be hell for them.

No amount of luxury will be better than captivity, after all, a golden prison is still a prison.

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Re: Heldon Prison Camp In Norway…the Most Humane Prison In The World (photos) by pansophist(m): 8:08pm On Sep 14, 2022
ExudeLoveToAll:


Norway with over 200 000 USD GDP per capital and 1 trillion dollars sovereign wealth fund, you can't beat them.

They care for themselves and have learnt over the years to take away greed which is inherent in our blood stream.

Thumbs up to them.

Yes, greed and wickedness make people suffer. If we are ten in a room for example and we choose to be wicked to each other, we will never grow, compared to others that choose to be good to themselves. Because even if the most wickedest of the ten of us is rich, he would have to spend an unnecessary amount for personal security, live his life in fear, and burden himself with the fear of the other nine of us.

Meanwhile, we all could just treat each other nicely and be happy, then grow without limit.

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Re: Heldon Prison Camp In Norway…the Most Humane Prison In The World (photos) by pansophist(m): 8:11pm On Sep 14, 2022
HolyMan12:

I want to go to jail in Norway..chai shocked

I will illegally go there and commit a crime grin

I go find one girl wey the behave like iyaebe, track her on a lonely street, Yank off her clothes and dick her kpekus then surrender myself for arrest.
I will plead guilty in court grin


Sebi you be black man. Na shoot them go shoot you after you commit that act. You think say racism don end abi? If them fit kill teenage 'Emmett Till' for a rape he didn't commit, what more a bearded brown-teeth adult like you?

you have not been informed? grin

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Re: Heldon Prison Camp In Norway…the Most Humane Prison In The World (photos) by ExudeLoveToAll: 8:47pm On Sep 14, 2022
pansophist:


Yes, greed and wickedness make people suffer. If we are ten in a room for example and we choose to be wicked to each other, we will never grow, compared to others that choose to be good to themselves. Because even if the most wickedest of the ten of us is rich, he would have to spend an unnecessary amount for personal security, live his life in fear, and burden himself with the fear of the other nine of us.

Meanwhile, we all could just treat each other nicely and be happy, then grow without limit.

You are correct.
Re: Heldon Prison Camp In Norway…the Most Humane Prison In The World (photos) by frozen70(f): 9:27pm On Sep 14, 2022
pansophist:


No, people will not purposely commit crimes just to have rested there. Nigerians and Norwegians are humans, and no humans want captivity. But if it happens that Nigeria becomes as good as Norway, people will have an awesome life to a point that such prison will be hell for them.

No amount of luxury will be better than captivity, after all, a golden prison is still a prison.

I am taking about the present hardship people are passing through in Nigerian, especially the youth

Am not talking of a better Nigeria which we dont know when it will come

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