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Funny Excuses People Use To Quit A Relationship. by xynerise: 11:26pm On Aug 15, 2011 |
I have done a survey on reasons people give to quit a relationship and all I got was these funny responses. After acting suspiciously, u may be inquisitive to know whats wrong and this is what u get. 1. Am sorry my dad said I should not marry a muslim. 2. Is it true u are an outcast? (osu) 3. My late boyfriend just raise from d dead and wants to marry me. 4. My dad said I should not marry a Jehovah witness. 5. My pastor said you are not good for me. 6. My parents hate your tribe. 7. You stop sending money to my account. (is he your father? Geez!). 8. You stop calling everyday. 9. You are too far from me. ( Distance problem) 10. You talk a lot. ( That was how he wooed you) 11. My friend said you are too old for me. ( were u blind to notice that initially?) 12. You snore loudly. . (sing along with him) 13. You dont know how to kiss. ( teach him/her for God sake) 14. You drink a lot ( Good reason though ) 15. You always talk good about my friend (then check your dressing and manner of approach ) 16. Our dog always bark when u visit. . (this one me laugh loud) 17. My ex is back from abroad to marry me. ( does that make me a sexx machine? ) 18. You cant speak good english. ( And you said yes when he wooed you?) 19. You are dirty (was he/she neat when he met you/you met her?) 20. You store my real name in your phone. ( I wonder what u expect it to be). 21. You dont know how to bleep. (geez!) . If your partner left you, one of these may be the reason. Ciao! |
Re: Funny Excuses People Use To Quit A Relationship. by Nobody: 11:31pm On Aug 15, 2011 |
22. You are too FAT 23. You are shapeless like an amoeba! 24. You have yellow Eyes 25. You eat too much! 26. You are NIGERIAN! |
Re: Funny Excuses People Use To Quit A Relationship. by xynerise: 11:40pm On Aug 15, 2011 |
Antelope what do you mean you are NIGERIAN? |
Re: Funny Excuses People Use To Quit A Relationship. by xynerise: 11:41pm On Aug 15, 2011 |
Antelope what do you mean you are NIGERIAN? |
Re: Funny Excuses People Use To Quit A Relationship. by Nobody: 11:45pm On Aug 15, 2011 |
xynerise:Ask 190! That's his NEW SLOGAN!!! - "NEVER EVER MARRY A NIGERIAN IF YOU WANT TO LIVE LONG"! |
Re: Funny Excuses People Use To Quit A Relationship. by xynerise: 11:49pm On Aug 15, 2011 |
190 is a slug. |
Re: Funny Excuses People Use To Quit A Relationship. by sexsinners(m): 11:55pm On Aug 15, 2011 |
I see you as a family member not a boyfriend I don't know you ,lets just be friends you are too religious and i am an atheist you are a very holy man, who needs to lead a church instead of a family Lord jesus told me i am not right for you ( i know they are lying but it always make me happy). your too perfect for me your too kind (most hurtful thing actually happened to me, i called my ex gf and here's what happened) me:hey sweetheart would you like to go to a church service with me her: excuse me who are you? me: it's me(insert my name) your boyfriend remember? her:you are not my boyfriend, me: but, but honey,my sweet potato her: ewwww get away from me. herhangs up). saddest day of my life |
Re: Funny Excuses People Use To Quit A Relationship. by lindabon: 11:56pm On Aug 15, 2011 |
xynerise:Think that's the one i've used from the list. haha, kidding! Actually the line I always use is not on the list "It's not you, It's me" Works like a charm and saves me from further explanation. |
Re: Funny Excuses People Use To Quit A Relationship. by wetobe(f): 12:02am On Aug 16, 2011 |
Can someone translate this to english language, waro faaana laka zikrak |
Re: Funny Excuses People Use To Quit A Relationship. by Nobody: 12:03am On Aug 16, 2011 |
lindabon:YOU BADT! |
Re: Funny Excuses People Use To Quit A Relationship. by xynerise: 12:10am On Aug 16, 2011 |
@lindabon. You really know how to end it. |
Re: Funny Excuses People Use To Quit A Relationship. by shegosay: 1:50pm On Aug 16, 2011 |
You are real,you got every point right i left my ex due to one of this reason the funny part being say the idiot still dey call me .what for i don't know |
Re: Funny Excuses People Use To Quit A Relationship. by xynerise: 9:39pm On Aug 16, 2011 |
^So which one is the excuse? |
Re: Funny Excuses People Use To Quit A Relationship. by Nobody: 12:14am On Aug 17, 2011 |
Years back,I have tried d“i am an SS“twice, d first backfired;she insisted on bin wit me no mata wat.but d second worked lyk charm;d relationship bcam for fun,no strings attached, Dat was denYears back,I have tried d“i am an SS“twice, d first backfired;she insisted on bin wit me no mata wat.but d second worked lyk charm;d relationship bcam for fun,no strings attached, Dat was den |
Re: Funny Excuses People Use To Quit A Relationship. by Josh316(m): 2:00am On Aug 17, 2011 |
Years back,I have tried d“i am an SS“twice, d first backfired;she insisted on bin wit me no mata wat.but d second worked lyk charm;d relationship bcam for fun,no strings attached, wait till u jam a full blooded AA and then ur game will slap you back in the face, lol |
Re: Funny Excuses People Use To Quit A Relationship. by MariaP: 2:12am On Aug 17, 2011 |
LOL, These days people don't say all that anymore, All they do is to start acting funny until you yourself get fed up, LOL |
Re: Funny Excuses People Use To Quit A Relationship. by kandiikane(m): 2:38am On Aug 17, 2011 |
Best line= "Its not me, it's you." |
Re: Funny Excuses People Use To Quit A Relationship. by Ogaga4Luv(m): 2:40am On Aug 17, 2011 |
kandiikane: |
Re: Funny Excuses People Use To Quit A Relationship. by dramenda(f): 2:41am On Aug 17, 2011 |
sagfgh |
Re: Funny Excuses People Use To Quit A Relationship. by chelseabmw(m): 2:43am On Aug 17, 2011 |
U ARE A VIRGIN |
Re: Funny Excuses People Use To Quit A Relationship. by Nobody: 2:59am On Aug 17, 2011 |
I would love to read 'funny reasons people get dumped' e.g i'm vegetarian and you just ate hamburgers. |
Re: Funny Excuses People Use To Quit A Relationship. by kingsle66(m): 3:15am On Aug 17, 2011 |
[color=#006600][/color] mennn u guy's are soo funny and correct. 4 me it's better to dump her frist if u find out she don't like u use the Ss trick or outcast ting it work's. |
Re: Funny Excuses People Use To Quit A Relationship. by dramenda(f): 3:23am On Aug 17, 2011 |
My d |
Re: Funny Excuses People Use To Quit A Relationship. by Decryptor(m): 3:52am On Aug 17, 2011 |
xynerise:
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Re: Funny Excuses People Use To Quit A Relationship. by MariaP: 4:49am On Aug 17, 2011 |
dramenda:Dry joke |
Re: Funny Excuses People Use To Quit A Relationship. by LagosShia: 5:18am On Aug 17, 2011 |
we to be: it can be found here (Chapter 93 of the Holy Quran): Did We not expand for you, [O Muhammad], your bosom? And We removed from you your burden Which had weighed upon your back And exalted your name. For indeed, with hardship [will be] ease. Indeed, with hardship [will be] ease. So when you have finished [your duties], then stand up [for worship]. And to your Lord direct [your] longing. http://quran.com/94 |
Re: Funny Excuses People Use To Quit A Relationship. by Mynd44: 5:30am On Aug 17, 2011 |
Your body looks as if half of Lagos has had it |
Re: Funny Excuses People Use To Quit A Relationship. by dayokanu(m): 6:24am On Aug 17, 2011 |
One yeye doctor said I am HIV positive. One babalawo said I should bring my GF for jazz |
Re: Funny Excuses People Use To Quit A Relationship. by freepeople: 6:59am On Aug 17, 2011 |
sexkillz: 27. You don't act like a man 28. You change your mind like a girl changes cloth 29. Your people exerts a lot of influence and control over you 30. You can't take care of me 31. You are not educated enough |
Re: Funny Excuses People Use To Quit A Relationship. by pendo89(f): 7:01am On Aug 17, 2011 |
You deserve a better person. I know myself and how bad I can be! Am simply not the best for you. |
Re: Funny Excuses People Use To Quit A Relationship. by kinguy(m): 7:06am On Aug 17, 2011 |
4 a 9ja girl try ;;;;;; Babe, i just lost my job. |
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