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Re: Reno Omokri: Redefining Desperation by oderemo(m): 8:31pm On Aug 23, 2011
Noooo, I don't think he is. . . You can see the white in his eyes and he doesn't have that agbari ojukwu konkness, ya know the defining characteristics of Naija guys
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that man again  grin grin
razist ni e yin ppl yi oh  grin grin
Re: Reno Omokri: Redefining Desperation by Nobody: 8:32pm On Aug 23, 2011
Sisi_Kill:

Where's my broom. . .That's what I think!  cheesy

Where's the man of the hour jare?

Oh beaf darlin', Wherefore art thou?

So tell me, how long is your sentence? I can be the Winnie to your Mandela?

Sisikill, e sora yin o. Beaf na no go area angry
He's the Reno to my Omokri. His sentence is my worry and mines only angry angry


Rhino, wa ba iyawo e soro.
Re: Reno Omokri: Redefining Desperation by Nobody: 8:33pm On Aug 23, 2011
Seriously, this dude is heart stopping!! Even Ghana stopped making this type after. . .

Re: Reno Omokri: Redefining Desperation by SisiKill1: 8:34pm On Aug 23, 2011
Oh Ruby, let this Whino dude leave so Beaf can come naa

You know GQ does not share space with Riffraffs

ode remo:

.
that man again  grin grin
razist ni e yin ppl yi oh  grin grin  
Emi Racist? Tufia!

Don't you know that's what they call 'em bigass black pots Olopos use to cook?  cheesy cheesy tongue
Re: Reno Omokri: Redefining Desperation by Beaf: 8:34pm On Aug 23, 2011
Ileke-IdI:

Lol I know what you're talking about.
See the perfection of the shape of that head. No sneaky slope, no uppercut, no dangerous curve. cheii!! cool Just subtle and perfectly made.

This is damn funny!
Pesin go wound o! grin

"dangerous curve!" Lol! That cracked me up big time.
Re: Reno Omokri: Redefining Desperation by Rhino5dm: 8:35pm On Aug 23, 2011
Ha ha! For games ONLY cool. I need somebody that can wear me mini and boxers. Those things turn me on instantly and my attack is with a gorilla strenght.

Ileke-IdI:

Ok, FreeWilly is Fulani for today. Goodluck farming, carry your ax with you.  wink
Shey na only puni, you go loff "am" die.
Re: Reno Omokri: Redefining Desperation by Ufeolorun(m): 8:36pm On Aug 23, 2011
Drown already mate grin, no need for a lifeline so no amount of fake slobbering is going to save you.The derailment can go on soun!



won Razist gan patapata! grin cheesy grin
Re: Reno Omokri: Redefining Desperation by Nobody: 8:38pm On Aug 23, 2011
Rhino.5dm:

Ha ha! For games ONLY cool. I need somebody that can wear me mini and boxers. Those things turn me on instantly and my attack is with a gorilla strenght.

ehrrrrm, I'm really innocent and seriously, I'm omo Jehovah Witness. So. . . . what I'm saying is. . . . ehrrm.

wink

All I saw was mini boxers.  shocked


Sisi_Kill:

Oh Ruby, let this Whino dude leave so Beaf can come naa

You know GQ does not share space with Riffraffs
Emi Racist? Tufia!

Don't you know that's what they call 'em bigass black pots Olopos use to cook?  cheesy cheesy tongue

He came and only quoted me as a way to show his significant love to moi. So. . . . back off tongue

Rhino is quite handsome o, give am chance.
Re: Reno Omokri: Redefining Desperation by SisiKill1: 8:39pm On Aug 23, 2011
Ileke-IdI:

Lol I know what you're talking about.
See the perfection of the shape of that head. No sneaky slope, no uppercut, no dangerous curve. cheii!! cool Just subtle and perfectly made.
Aya! You've studied the pictures ooh!

See how you are spitting descriptions my eyes hasn't see.

Aiight excuse why I go do mine own studying.


Oy! See the stylish denge-ing!

Sigh, can stare at him all day
Re: Reno Omokri: Redefining Desperation by Nobody: 8:40pm On Aug 23, 2011
Ufeolorun:

Drown already mate grin, no need for a lifeline so no amount of  fake slobbering is going to save you.The derailment can go on soun!
won Razist gan patapata! grin cheesy grin


Ufeolorun? Ekiti state?

Or you just misspelled by "accident". We get a lot of accidentist around here. Although we have other names for them.
Re: Reno Omokri: Redefining Desperation by Rhino5dm: 8:40pm On Aug 23, 2011
Mii le fe . . .


Ileke-IdI:

Sisikill, e sora yin o. Beaf na no go area angry
He's the Reno to my Omokri. His sentence is my worry and mines only  angry angry


Rhino, wa ba iyawo e soro.
Re: Reno Omokri: Redefining Desperation by Nobody: 8:42pm On Aug 23, 2011
Rhino.5dm:

Mii le fe . . .



Kilo de? Ki lo n ba e leru?

So you two already had your fight on another thread? ok, I'll stop.

Sisi_Kill:

Aya! You've studied the pictures ooh!

See how you are spitting descriptions my eyes hasn't see.

Aiight excuse why I go do mine own studying.


Oy! See the stylish denge-ing!

Sigh, can stare at him all day

Style is up to T!!

Do you know any Nigerian man with such marvelous fashion sense? E wo tie, e wo suit, e wo bi color se match ara. A, omo yen dun sha tongue
Re: Reno Omokri: Redefining Desperation by Rhino5dm: 8:43pm On Aug 23, 2011
"omo ondo ti omo n do obo in se omo ondo"
Re: Reno Omokri: Redefining Desperation by SisiKill1: 8:44pm On Aug 23, 2011
Ileke-IdI:

Sisikill, e sora yin o. Beaf na no go area angry
He's the Reno to my Omokri. His sentence is my worry and mines only  angry angry


Rhino, wa ba iyawo e soro.
Okay! Okay! No need to get testy. . .I'm just admiring him.

Abi is it now a sin to admire and covet your sister's thing?


Hubba! Hubba!
Re: Reno Omokri: Redefining Desperation by Nobody: 8:45pm On Aug 23, 2011
Yes, it is a sin o. tongue

Rhino.5dm:

"omo ondo ti omo n do obo in se omo ondo"

ewww. I dey fear Ondo men sha. Kudos, keep doing ya thing. Na multiply God tell una to do anywaz grin
Re: Reno Omokri: Redefining Desperation by Beaf: 8:45pm On Aug 23, 2011
Sisi_Kill:

Where's my broom. . .That's what I think!  cheesy

Where's the man of the hour jare?

Oh beaf darlin', Wherefore art thou?

So tell me, how long is your sentence? I can be the Winnie to your Mandela?

Yes, look away from the inconsequential monkeys. cool

My love! I'm here cool, calm and waiting to take you to dreamland. To a place that's always warm, to lull you with sweet nothings in my strong arms.
Your strong man with a delicate heart.

. . .Waiting to take you on a cruise where pleasures abound.
Re: Reno Omokri: Redefining Desperation by Nobody: 8:46pm On Aug 23, 2011
Beaf:

Yes, look away from the inconsequential monkeys. cool

My love! I'm here cool, calm and waiting to take you to dreamland. To a place that's always warm, to lull you with sweet nothings in my strong arms.
Your strong man with a delicate heart.

. . .Waiting to take you on a cruise where pleasures abound.

Can you just imagine. Na one second I take turn my head. . . .

Anywaz, ko si wahala.
Re: Reno Omokri: Redefining Desperation by Rhino5dm: 8:48pm On Aug 23, 2011
Not at all. Just that i have had enough of northern type puni*. I have sample all the varieties. I need a change of scene. I cant be feeding on pasta alone. grin

Ileke-IdI:

Kilo de? Ki lo n ba e leru?

So you two already had your fight on another thread? ok, I'll stop.

Style is up to T!!

Do you know any Nigerian man with such marvelous fashion sense? E wo tie, e wo suit, e wo bi color se match ara. A, omo yen dun sha tongue
Re: Reno Omokri: Redefining Desperation by SisiKill1: 8:48pm On Aug 23, 2011
Ileke-IdI:



Style is up to T!!

Do you know any Nigerian man with such marvelous fashion sense? E wo tie, e wo suit, e wo bi color se match ara. A, omo yen dun sha tongue
Tell me about it. How many of them own a tie sef.

No wonder they are ganging up on the poor guy

UGLIES UNITING FOR A COMMON CAUSE!! Oy! I crack myself up
Re: Reno Omokri: Redefining Desperation by Beaf: 8:50pm On Aug 23, 2011
Ileke-IdI:

Sisikill, e sora yin o. Beaf na no go area angry
He's the Reno to my Omokri. His sentence is my worry and mines only  angry angry

Rhino, wa ba iyawo e soro.

. . .May I forever dwell in that delectable omokri! wink
When can I send the bride price and sweep you off your feet?
Lets start with some wine.

Re: Reno Omokri: Redefining Desperation by SisiKill1: 8:51pm On Aug 23, 2011
Beaf:

Yes, look away from the inconsequential monkeys. cool

My love! I'm here cool, calm and waiting to take you to dreamland. To a place that's always warm, to lull you with sweet nothings in my strong arms.
Your strong man with a delicate heart.

. . .Waiting to take you on a cruise where pleasures abound.
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((((((((((((((((THUD))))))))))))))))[/size]

[size=4pt]That's the sound of me falling in a dead faint![/size]



Oh Baby! Come 'ere you! You'll be safe in my arms
Re: Reno Omokri: Redefining Desperation by Nobody: 8:51pm On Aug 23, 2011
Rhino.5dm:

Not at all. Just that i have had enough of northern type puni*. I have sample all the varieties. I need a change of scene. I cant be feeding on pasta alone. grin


You need to start respecting us Nigerian women. We are not made of puni alone.
Chineke gozie gi. Eledumare Oba o. Inu n bi mi sha.

Sisi_Kill:

Tell me about it. How many of them own a tie sef.

No wonder they are ganging up on the poor guy

UGLIES UNITING FOR A COMMON CAUSE!! Oy! I crack myself up

ROTFLMAO!!! Sisi, you no go kill me for here grin grin grin grin grin

Oh gosh.

Ai karamba!!!
Re: Reno Omokri: Redefining Desperation by seanet02: 8:52pm On Aug 23, 2011
Awon Asewo ti gba ijoba o
Re: Reno Omokri: Redefining Desperation by Nobody: 8:53pm On Aug 23, 2011
Beaf:

. . .May I forever dwell in that delectable omokri! wink
When can I send the bride price and sweep you off your feet?
Lets start with some wine.

Oh save it!!

You think you can romance 2 women on this thread? You no dey fear sha angry embarassed

But . . . . if you can gather a few millions together, it wont kill anybody cheesy
Re: Reno Omokri: Redefining Desperation by Rhino5dm: 8:53pm On Aug 23, 2011
fagg0t! Dont pretend you dont wear diapers. No same sex, you hear grin.


Beaf:

Yes, look away from the inconsequential monkeys. cool

My love! I'm here cool, calm and waiting to take you to dreamland. To a place that's always warm, to lull you with sweet nothings in my strong arms.
Your strong man with a delicate heart.

. . .Waiting to take you on a cruise where pleasures abound.
Re: Reno Omokri: Redefining Desperation by Ufeolorun(m): 8:55pm On Aug 23, 2011
No accident mae! omo aeye  mi ni meha  cheesy


Ileke-IdI:

Ufeolorun? Ekiti state?

Or you just misspelled by "accident". We get a lot of accidentist around here. Although we have other names for them.

mo Razist baje baje! grin
Re: Reno Omokri: Redefining Desperation by SisiKill1: 8:56pm On Aug 23, 2011
Whoa! Whoa! Ogbeni Beaf, what's gwan here?  angry angry

They are accusing you of double dealing and falsities and how do you redeem yourself? You pit two sisters against each other. So what you expect the both of us to jump in the sack with you? Naaah! We don't do that in our family. . . wait did you say bride price? Err. . .maybe we can make an exception, as long as I get you on Mondays, Tuesdays and every other day of the week that ends with a Y!

Hey, they don't call me generous for nothing. cool
Re: Reno Omokri: Redefining Desperation by Nobody: 8:56pm On Aug 23, 2011
Ufeolorun:

No accident mae! omo aeye  mi ni meha  cheesy

I knew it!! From the I.D cheesy
okun o.
oya get out of thread, only handomes dey for this corner wink
Re: Reno Omokri: Redefining Desperation by Nobody: 8:57pm On Aug 23, 2011
Sisi_Kill:

Whoa! Whoa! Ogbeni Beaf, what's gwan here?  angry angry

They are accusing you of double dealing and falsities and how do you redeem yourself? You are pitting two sisters against each other. So what you expect the both of us to jump in the sack with you? Naaah! We don't do that in our family. . . wait did you say bride price? Err. . .maybe we can make an exception, as long as I get you on Mondays, Tuesdays and every other day of the week that ends with a Y!

Hey, they don't call me generous for nothing. cool

I say we both gang up against him. Can you just imagine angry angry
Re: Reno Omokri: Redefining Desperation by Nobody: 8:57pm On Aug 23, 2011
Sisi_Kill:

Whoa! Whoa! Ogbeni Beaf, what's gwan here?  angry angry

They are accusing you of double dealing and falsities and how do you redeem yourself? You pit two sisters against each other. So what you expect the both of us to jump in the sack with you? Naaah! We don't do that in our family. . . wait did you say bride price? Err. . .maybe we can make an exception, as long as I get you on Mondays, Tuesdays and every other day of the week that ends with a Y!

Hey, they don't call me generous for nothing. cool

ai karamba!
Re: Reno Omokri: Redefining Desperation by Ufeolorun(m): 9:00pm On Aug 23, 2011
Ileke-IdI:

I knew it!! From the I.D cheesy
okun o.

Njare  laiye -ire,eku ishe olodumore grin



mo Razist yeye !
Re: Reno Omokri: Redefining Desperation by SisiKill1: 9:00pm On Aug 23, 2011
Oooooh! Ruby send this ya whino friend away from here now!

He's ruining everything. . .I mean how can a gal do romance with a foul stench in the air? angry angry

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