Friend zone aka the “you will never be bae zone” should have a lot of warning signs for would-be occupants of the zone. See, we are the good guys and know just how painful it is to be cast into that zone.

1. When she tells you she isn’t ready for a relationship then goes on to date someone else two weeks later.

Smh !

https://www.zikoko.com/life/oldies/12-signs-a-nigerian-girl-has-friendzoned-you/

2. If she says “God forbid” and makes this face whenever the topic of both of you being in a relationship comes up.

Yup! She is highly disgusted by the idea of dating you.

3. When you suddenly become her brother or any member of her family.

Sorry, bro!

4. Are you helping her pick dresses for dates with other guys?

As per chief stylist.

5. Or has she called you her “best bestie in the whole world”.

but...

6. When she replies “Awww” after you just sent her a 3-paged epistle on how beautiful she is.

Eh yaa !

7. When she starts to tell you of a guy that she likes and that guy isn’t you.

So much evils.

One babe come dey tell me say she can't get into relationship as she wants to focus on her study.
She still have 3years to go.
One month later, I escorted my sister to see her, only to see babe asking me for directions to go to her new boyfriend place. They even made dancing tiktok video.
She later broke up with the guy Sha, strated cursing him and all.
Later on I started withdrawing from her, probably she wasn't into me, she started disturbing me that I don't care about her this and that.
She started getting all touchy at a point.
I was afraid of misreading it as greenlight, naso I shift commot o, withdraw completely away from her. She gets angry at me I don't know why.
She get big nyash and sharp stature. Infact when I walk with this girl, all eyes her on her.
I dey even dey shame for her self.
I noticed I can't date girl wey all men around eye dey stare at her perfect ass to body ratio

8. Or she tells you she wishes to find a guy like you.

But still refuses to make you her bae.

9. When she tweets “I am single to stupor” and you guys have been talking for almost a year.

Very tragic!

10. And she feels really comfortable telling you all the gross things like how bloody her period feels like.

Dis tew much. Forreal.

11. When she starts asking you for relationship advice.

Because, you are Dr Phil and bestie rolled in one.

12. And when she refers to you as the guy she could have kids with if she happens to be unmarried at 40.

Why not now please?

soundOsonic:
One babe come dey tell me say she can't get into relationship as she wants to focus on her study.
She still have 3years to go.
One month later, I escorted my sister to see her, only to see babe asking me for directions to go to her new boyfriend place. They even made dancing tiktok video.
She later broke up with the guy Sha, strated cursing him and all.
Later on I started withdrawing from her, probably she wasn't into me, she started disturbing me that I don't care about her this and that.
She started getting all touchy at a point.
I was afraid of misreading it as greenlight, naso I shift commot o, withdraw completely away from her. She gets angry at me I don't know why.
She get big nyash and sharp stature. Infact when I walk with this girl, all eyes her on her.
I dey even dey shame for her self.
I noticed I can't date girl wey all men around eye dey stare at her perfect ass to body ratio

I no fit walk with a girl and eyez will be on her, na me both genders go deh stare, I go make her ego depreciate to 3%

Grabs popcorn.

According to Rapper Erigga, 'Friendzoning na for Bastards'.

As a Guy, If you get Entangled in a Nigerian Girl's Friendzone, Ur own don Finish KpataKpata!

She go use Manipulations, Mind Games and Bills take Finish ur Life!

Thank God I always mind my business
Am zonefreē

Girls can friend zone you, call you bestie,call you brother, give them relationship advise, pick or help them select clothes for a date, introduces you to the bf as a friend and brother and you can still be banging her.

all depends on how you play your game but no matter what you do, never let a girl see that you single, bang girls that are way more beautiful than her and NEVER show any sign of desperation.

Eyahhh!

That number 10 is the opposite.

If a girl is comfortable telling you about her menses and period,she wants you. A girl who doesn't want you won't tell you anything about her menstrual period

Pierocash:
That number 10 is the opposite.

If a girl is comfortable telling you about her menses and period,she wants you. A girl who doesn't want you won't tell you anything about her menstrual period

You are Correct!

Once She has started Discussing her Past Affairs,Body Parts,etc.. she has developed some Feelings..

It's time for the Nigga to Attack and Plunder!

Lmao, fvk boys (simps) dy try o.

VinnyBaba:


You are Correct!

Once She has started Discussing her Past Affairs,Body Parts,etc.. she has developed some Feelings..

It's time for the Nigga to Attack and Plunder!

When no be Israelites enemies we dey discuss? Attack and plunder bawo

I love this topic

Mods should shift it to FP

Meanwhile I once told a guy I wasn't interested in that we are gonna be better off as friends than dates..
And I was actually right cos we're still friends till date, he now has a girlfriend sef while me I'm still single

Preshieben:
I love this topic

Mods should shift it to FP

Meanwhile I once told a guy I wasn't interested in that we are gonna be better off as friends than dates..
And I was actually right cos we're still friends till date, he now has a girlfriend sef while me I'm still single

Did he knack you?
I no even trust this besties
I’m sure he did knack you, some guys prefer to be bestie sef
Bestie with counter attack

obinna58:

Did he knack you?
I no even trust this besties
I’m sure he did knack you, some guys prefer to be bestie sef
Bestie with counter attack

lolz
Una and knack sef...

No uncle, I cannot knack someone I'm not physically attracted to

I have a female bestie with whom I can share all my secrets....At first,I asked her out but she said no to me... Months later,I met my current banny and we started dating......Tho my bestie and I are still doing greatly via our friendship but it isn't as close as it was before my banny came into the picture..... Bestie wan dey para say I no dey get her Time again, meanwhile banny still dey one corner dey para say make I reduce my closeness to bestie pass the way I don already reduce am . I've no other option than to listen to banny,at least I don't wanna compromise my relationship because of a bestie who friend zoned me even when it was obvious to her I was in love with her

Preshieben:
lolz
Una and knack sef...

No uncle, I cannot knack someone I'm not physically attracted to

But you can keep him, even when you know he constantly thinks about visiting the moon you kept dribbling him
Chai
If you’re not physically attracted to him then how are you enjoying his company? What was the magic

Confess for you shall be forgiven

The opposite of friend-zone is sex-zone. Lots of girls that locked men in their friend zone Ironically may be chilling in the sex-zone of the man they want. Since women typically pursue the same kind of men, the price to pay is sharing (aka polygamy).

She is only aware of her attraction to him, not other girls in his rotational list. Many girls genuinely thinks they are his one and only, but to him, she is just one of many. She is in a polygamous relationship without signing up for one.

Just as men confuse female friendship with romance, these 'Alan Shearers" also confuse sex with commitment. For women, they assume that because you guys are having sex (or even kissed), that a relationship has begun. Meanwhile for the man, it's just another day.

This cold fact is what traditional societies understood, hence they want women to marry before having sex. Because the only time a woman is guaranteed of a man's commitment is under marriage, not relationship.

And the more she is having sex in every relationship she enters, the more she makes herself less desirable for the kind of men she really wants. Men are in competition with a woman's past, and for a good reason. Her past becomes the reference he will everly be compared with.

The dirtier the past, the more bullshit he has to deal with in the relationship. She would be less satisfied sexually, materially, emotionally et, because other men before him have messed her up. Modern women call it sexual liberation, but I call it sexual degredation.

This is also why it's very hard for some women to grasp the fact that men can fork and go, with no feelings attached. Sex for men is physical, not emotional. This also explains prostitution.

But most importantly, a girl can not lock you in the friend zone without your acceptance. Cut yourself off, no one will care about you than yourself. So yea. If she is not reciprocating equally, or waiting on the first floor while you've walked to the 10th floor, leave her there and move on.