WebSurfer:

there is this pretty damsel who lives in same estate with me, a big one though,

MRbrownJAY:

@poster
she made you miss church, she MUST be yours.
here is the scenario:
YOU: kai babe, how can you use my name like that to tease your bf?
GAL: lol, he is not my bf, just a guy i see.
YOU: . . . . . . . . and FOUR rounds, are you sure you have what it takes for such a marathon with me?
GAL: it was a joke.
YOU: i take these things very seriously, especially coming from someone like you. my reputation is on the line here.
GAL: why should your reputation be on the line?
YOU: people who know me will say "ONLY 4 rounds?" lol
GAL: lol
YOU: talking about four rounds with me when you have never even tasted my secret (***insert some BS***) massage?
GAL: your what?! no i have never had a bla bla massage. what is that?
YOU: such massages are just amazing and truly undescribable.  you will have to experience one someday.
GAL: oh really?
YOU: yep, anyway since you seems to be stressed by you caller friend, let me help you relax a minute, come over here.

if she comes any closer, she is all yours, if she says no then tell her: "we already had "4 rounds of se.x", a massage shouldnt be a big deal, is it?
 
after the massage AND when you finally do her 4rounds, be sure to thank MBJ, lol!

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