luluosas:

You are the biggest  I have so far seen on this thread. I want to advice you. If you are working, or have worked in an organisation made up of Christians and Moslems, if you had ever attended the school, mixed up with Christians and Moslems, and, if you still go to market that both Christians and Moslems trade, please, go and commit SUICIDE now. [s]Your type is no longer wanted in the Nigeria of today[/s]. SUICIDE now. Your type is no longer wanted in the Nigeria of today.

You made your point in the first 3-lines why expose your fundamentalist mindset of 'no value for life' so easy for you to encourage SUICIDE missions perhaps you are billed for the next Boko-Haram suicide mission.Please be humane enough to tell us where you intend to  strike next.

instead of my to commit suicide bombing i will die  

Gudluck to Nigerian

GEJ is nice and he s a good gentle man- when Jesus himself said there s no good man on earth

He has luck- you dont rule a big country like Naija with luck

[size208pt]He has doctorate degree in zoology. -- Nigerians are not animals nah Tongue[/size]
oh boy, I am seriously laughing here. You made my day

He s a loving husband-- only Patient can say that, but we hear that she s stubborn for him Cheesy

He is from S/S ohhh. What good has he done for the region to show he came from there. Nothing

We voted Gej but not PDP how do u expect akara to be good when beans has rotten already

FRESH AIR . FRESH AIR . FRESH AIR Grin Grin Grin

"we vote for GEJ, not PDP". hmmmm i dey laugh. After 12 years of no action.

Funny reasons indeed

"we vote for GEJ, not PDP". hmmmm i dey laugh. After 12 years of no action.

Not only twelve years of inaction is more than 12 year please do the calculation from IBB era till date, please dont take it personal.

@OP
Please can you help start another thread with a heading like:-

Buhari's silly actions after losing elections:-

1. Wept like a day-old baby
2. Believed an imaginary mandate has been stolen from him
3. Turned himself into a sectional leader
4. Believed Microsoft Excel packages recognized him as BUHARI so couldn't record his high votes

agitator:

instead of my to commit suicide bombing i will die  

Eeh yah!!! But either way, you're dead!!! It's like choosing between BUHARI & GEJ

splitnaija:

@OP
Please can you help start another thread with a heading like:-

Buhari's silly actions after losing elections:-

1. Wept like a day-old baby
2. Believed an imaginary mandate has been stolen from him
3. Turned himself into a sectional leader
4. Believed Microsoft Excel packages recognized him as BUHARI so couldn't record his high votes

lwkmd

Mi personal chat wit an old woman on her choice of vote.
Me: madam y do u vote 4 goodluck?
woman: he has luck. *she narrating hw lucky gudlock was frm childhood an al dat*
me: y didnt u vote buhari?
Woman: if buhari enter, things go gud o. He lik poor people wel wel an things go beta. Wen he first cum things wey cost b4, cheap wel wel. Govt workers dey do der work wel. But gudlock na our person. ( she is a yoruba, frm kwara state an a muslim).
Me: wetin gudlock do una since wey he der.
Woman: me i no no. But he dey smile 4 tv sha.
Me: me i vote 4 buhari an i spend 5000 naira travel go vote.
Woman: i 4 lik buhari but i no understand y i no vote am. Abeg mak we leave d mata.
U can imagine y sum nigerians voted 4 him.

bisiaet:



Not only twelve years of inaction is more than 12 year please do the calculation from IBB era till date, please dont take it personal.

we are concern by the mandate we (citizens) have, military are not legitmategovernment.

But his wife was funny during the campaigns nau,

Emdion:

Mi personal chat wit an old woman on her choice of vote.
Me: madam y do u vote 4 goodluck?
woman: he has luck. *she narrating hw lucky gudlock was frm childhood an al dat*
me: y didnt u vote buhari?
Woman: if buhari enter, things go gud o. He lik poor people wel wel an things go beta. Wen he first precipitate things wey cost b4, cheap wel wel. Govt workers dey do der work wel. But gudlock na our person. ( she is a yoruba, frm kwara state an a muslim).
Me: wetin gudlock do una since wey he der.
Woman: me i no no. But he dey smile 4 tv sha.
Me: me i vote 4 buhari an i spend 5000 naira travel go vote.
Woman: i 4 lik buhari but i no understand y i no vote am. Abeg mak we leave d mata.
U can imagine y sum nigerians voted 4 him.

, such is our people's ignorance. Q.E.D

Emdion:

Mi personal chat wit an old woman on her choice of vote.
Me: madam y do u vote 4 goodluck?
woman: he has luck. *she narrating hw lucky gudlock was frm childhood an al dat*
me: y didnt u vote buhari?
Woman: if buhari enter, things go gud o. He lik poor people wel wel an things go beta. Wen he first precipitate things wey cost b4, cheap wel wel. Govt workers dey do der work wel. But gudlock na our person. ( she is a yoruba, frm kwara state an a muslim).
Me: wetin gudlock do una since wey he der.
Woman: me i no no. But he dey smile 4 tv sha.
Me: me i vote 4 buhari an i spend 5000 naira travel go vote.
Woman: i 4 lik buhari but i no understand y i no vote am. Abeg mak we leave d mata.
U can imagine y sum nigerians voted 4 him.

and you feel smart and others are silly

Emdion:

Mi personal chat wit an old woman on her choice of vote.
Me: madam y do u vote 4 goodluck?
woman: he has luck. *she narrating hw lucky gudlock was frm childhood an al dat*
me: y didnt u vote buhari?
Woman: if buhari enter, things go gud o. He lik poor people wel wel an things go beta. Wen he first precipitate things wey cost b4, cheap wel wel. Govt workers dey do der work wel. But gudlock na our person. ( she is a yoruba, frm kwara state an a muslim).
Me: wetin gudlock do una since wey he der.
Woman: me i no no. But he dey smile 4 tv sha.
Me: me i vote 4 buhari an i  spend 5000 naira travel go vote.
Woman: i 4 lik buhari but i no understand y i no vote am. Abeg mak we leave d mata.
U can imagine y sum nigerians voted 4 him.

Try posting this on children comedy networks and you might have a career.Frankly,your joke sounds like a fresh comedian trying hard to make his audience laugh but all you will get is boooooooo,splash,kap(sachet water and plastic bottles landing on your face). No offence but your career test on NL just failed badly but try again

In Nigeria, Ignorance and mediocrity reigns supreme. In a democracy, people get the leaders they deserve.

To make fun of a retardeen president

dayokanu:

To make fun of a retardeen president

Try use another word please, online dictionary is free.

splitnaija:

Try use another word please, online dictionary is free.

Lecturer

^^^ Not really, I'm on NL to learn but I'm just sick and tired of seeing that word almost on every thread I open

dayokanu:

To make fun of a retardeen president

This guy is almost making believe this new word he just created for GEJ is in the dictionary

splitnaija:

^^^ Not really, I'm on NL to learn but I'm just sick and tired of seeing that word almost on every thread I open

You mean "THE RETARDEEN"?  
who cares if its in the dico or not. the message has been passed and the wise has gotten it.
Englishman, continue with your search. u are on your own.

_{NB: dont tell me dico isnt in the dictionary ooooooo}

Even if the reason for voting is silly and idiotic, he is your president and will remain so till 2015. And may even be for another 6 years.

He is the best of all the candidates presented at the last election.

Buhari-----Is a tribalist

Ribadu----Is Tinubu`s puppet

Momodu--Does not even know why he is contesting

Who else?

I voted GEJ because he is my friend on facebook

Ournaija:

Even if the reason for voting is silly and idiotic, he is your president and will remain so till 2015. And may even be for another 6 years.

He is the best of all the candidates presented at the last election.

Buhari-----Is a tribalist

Ribadu----Is Tinubu`s puppet
Momodu--Does not even know why he is contesting

Who else?

while the bolded may be true before the election, it will not necessarily hold true if Ribadu had become the the Preseident. You feel me ?

people voted Gej coz they r tired of d northerners telling us hw 2 run this country. Ibb was d 1 dat made corruption worst in 9ja. This same Ibb is a northerner and d most corrupt leader nigerians have eva had. We voted Gej so u guys should get ova it.

Depointer1:

If not the SNG. . .

"Save Nigeria Group?". . .how we lie to ourselves. I believe the true picture is much more nuanced:

Wikileaks: C O N F I D E N T I A L ABUJA 000037

SIPDIS

STATE FOR AF/FO, AF/W, AF/RSA, DRL, INR/AA

E.O. 12958: DECL: 07/31/2017
TAGS: PGOV PREL PHUM AA
SUBJECT: LOW TURNOUT AT PROTEST AGAINST NIGERIAN
PRESIDENT'S PROLONGED ABSENCE

REF: A. ABUJA 00032
¶B. ABUJA 00036

Classified By: Deputy Chief of Mission Dundas C. McCullough for reasons
1.4. (b & d).

¶1. (C) SUMMARY. One day after the GON publicly denied a press report that President Yar'Adua had died, a small, lackluster group of demonstrators in Abuja demanded better
governance and clarity on Yar'Adua's condition. Local media, meanwhile, continue to report mounting pressure on Yar'Adua to hand over formal powers to VP Jonathan or to resign, and intensifying politicking for a post-Yar'Adua administration.
END SUMMARY.

¶2. (SBU) On January 12, several hundred youth participated in a brief and peaceful demonstration organized by the "Save Nigeria" group. Organizers had predicted up to 5,000 supporters, which would have been notable for Abuja. Protesters marched from the Abuja Unity fountain (across from the Transcorp Hilton Hotel), past the secretariat building (whose perimeter wall had been pasted overnight with "We Support Yar'Adua" and "Down with Anarchy" posters, to the National Assembly gate, where security guards prevented them from entering.

¶3. (SBU) Demonstrators wore white T-shirts printed with "Save Nigeria" and black pants to promote group identity, but few of the 150 invited civil society groups were named except the Nigerian Bar Association and the Movement for the Emancipation of the Niger Delta (MEND). A row of police on horseback escorted the marchers with uniformed civil defense monitors forming the second row. Uniformed police lined the route, played a friendly role, did not restrict anyone, and allowed pedestrians to watch from the sidewalks. During the march, a pro-Yar'Adua group sang songs and carried banners.

¶4. (SBU) Marchers carried signs reading "Enough is Enough," "Yar'Adua Where Are You?," "Ibori Why Are You Free?," "No To Corruption," "Talk To Us," "We Want Better Government," and "We Are Not Terrorists" (the only oblique reference to U.S. Transportation Security Administration designation of Nigeria as a "country of interest." Participants handed out flyers calling for a campaign against poverty -- "Poverty of Ideas," "Poverty of Hope," "Poverty of Honor," and so forth. Passers-by watched quietly from the sidewalks.

¶5. (SBU) The demonstrators stayed in front of the Assembly grounds with hopes that someone would come out to address them. Eventually, Representative Farouk Lawan came out to speak. The organizers, Professor and Nobel Laureate Wole Soyinka, human rights lawyer and West African Bar Association President Femi Falana, former Kaduna Governor Balarabe Musa, Pastor Tunde Bakare, and former Biafran secessionist leader Dim Chukwuenmeka Ojukwu rode in cars along the demonstration route, not showing themselves to the public until Falana, Soyinka, and Tunde welcomed Lawan.

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COMMENT
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¶6. (C) The BBC radio interview with an apparently frail but coherent Yar'Adua, promising to return soon to Nigeria, probably did not significantly depress today's demonstration turnout since activists -- given Abuja's remote location from likely activist fountainheads -- would have been already in Abuja or on the way when the interview was broadcast. END COMMENT
SANDERS

http://wikileaks.org/cable/2010/01/10ABUJA37.html

So the cowards who failed to show themselves to the public, hiding in their cars and who failed to lead their few hundred cohorts by example from the front were responsible for Turai's "capitulation"? I dey laugh.

Hello, u musilim idiots or wat ever u call ur selves, why u fools are busy opening ur filty dirty , unwashed mouth here in this is because, nairaland gave u idiots the platform to do so. Abeg I voted for jonathan and am proud of it. Wake me up 20times I will still be proud of it. Fools, u want to do everythin possible to mar this guys days in office.
Ok let's talk go and check,how long have northerners been ruling, then check out the level of mediocrity or illitracy better still stupidity in all ur northern states, this guy jst spent 100days in office and its GEJ this, GEJ that, idiots .
Ur BUHARI is a fool, a looser , an idiot , a ,infact I don't knw wat to call him. Pls let this man GEJ be. Even if u don't want to let him be,he will still be ur president for the next 4yrs.idiots. ALMAJIRIS.
Monkeys. Wat did ABACHA achieve as a head of state?
Babangida, or buhari the looser himself.
U try to distract this man wit ur bombing we nigerians we knw. We knw buhari is behind all these . Well like his name implies, his goodluck will expose u all. Idiots
I hate muslims.
F**k islam
How I wish I had bombs, fridays will always be known as slaughter day not for ur stupid religion. Its better I tell u my mind. Idiotsm

finger crossed for next session

@its ik you just displays the ignorant in you no offense pls