blue-sky:

Lol, wrapper with hairnet can be sexy if your the right lady

How to make a marriage spicy, hmmm, im not sure, make the sex life more lively, lol, be kinky. I don't think men like women to be prudish.

Oh heck no! how will it be sexy if it reminds me of my mama or grandma?? that isn't sexy AT ALL in my book, that is one of the ground rules I will lay for my wife, ABSOLUTELY NOT allowed!

kinky is not even necessary, keeping it fresh and working on turning each other on consistently is the key, you don't need to be a mega freak to do that

BABEELOVE:


Let them ban! at least I have offloaded a whole lot off my chest! Who dey fear ban? There are other websites to occupy my time with! Rubbish! You can't insult me and get away with it! I may be silent for a while! But I am waiting for you! BAN! If you want to ban! If that busy body of a Thief-of-Heart that goes about sucking corks with torturous venous networks can't be banned for not minding her "mgbatitious" business--let them ban me then! Frankly my dear-----I do not give a damnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn or a river! Nonsense! You think I am here to make friends? I got to many--in ma life to worry about useless Nairalanders with no jobs!! Useless idiots!

I say Ban!!! See the useless website is crippled with nonsensical idiots! I am only helping to thrash it! This will never happen in better websites like Nigeriaworld! Useless pussy and cork suckers! I say I am waiting for you---Thief-of-Heart! Ugly-stinking-4 ft-mgbati- father- phocking-bitch! Maroko midget!!!!!!!! Madam the madam Etteh--of Nairaland!

See me see trouble oooh, i was just saying that if u were banned then u will be missed, becoz ur funny and liven up nairaland.

BABEELOVE:

Sorry oh!  I guess I am next!  Bullshit!  No worry! You are not missing much!  I no know say na you oh!  Face your studies jo!  Nairaland is not worth it!  ha ha ha ha ha!  ahhhhhhhhhh!  Paddy mi!  Kpele oh!  I beg I dey go out!  Make I go enjoy my life!  Sorry oh ma dear girl!---I will finish them off where you left off!  Sorry oh!  I bit my angel's head off!  I am truly sorry!  

I got no lectures today, so got lot of free time _{tired of studying jare}

Enjoy jare and see you later

debosky:

Oh heck no! how will it be sexy if it reminds me of my mama or grandma?? that isn't sexy AT ALL in my book, that is one of the ground rules I will lay for my wife, ABSOLUTELY NOT allowed!

kinky is not even necessary, keeping it fresh and working on turning each other on consistently is the key, you don't need to be a mega freak to do that

I dont mean kinky as all that stuff useless men fantasize about, ewwww!
I meant, like pre-intimacy and taking time b4 going straight for the kill.

@debosky

Men I find ladies in wrapper real sexy
especially if they have that full body type.

Make them come dey shake their Ikebe.

Chei

and na one motion to remove the garment

UNGUARD hehehehehe

Babeelove, girl let me say like we do in the islands, Rhatid g.al u hot like pepperseed,

Ok I have to go "play" with these skulls, but I will check in periodically,

BTW, I have finally decided to accept the rock from my bf of 9 years, Babeelove any tips for the bedroom? He is one handsome fellow( unlike these uncultured monkeys here) and I really wouldn't want him looking outside for the spice, in the bed( if you know what I mean )

@Druggie where are you ooo? Don't tell me you got arrested.

Islander:

Babeelove, girl let me say like we do in the islands, Rhatid g.al u hot like pepperseed,

Ok I have to go "play" with these skulls, but I will check in periodically,

BTW, I have finally decided to accept the rock from my boyfriend of 9 years, Babeelove any tips for the bedroom? He is one handsome fellow( unlike these uncultured monkeys here) and I really wouldn't want him looking outside for the spice, in the bed( if you know what I mean )

@Druggie where are you ooo? Don't tell me you got arrested.

Druggie is busy with her percious husband , unlike some jobless married women on NL!!!!!!!!shio

But you can leave your message and will surely delivered it to her

doyin13:

@debosky

Men I find ladies in wrapper real sexy
especially if they have that full body type.

Make them come dey shake their Ikebe.

Chei

and na one motion to remove the garment

UNGUARD hehehehehe

lol makes me remember the first time i visited my ex girlfriend at her house, she was wearing a wrapper! I didnt know a girl in wrapper could be so sexy and vulnerable! 

How to make a marriage spicy? - absolutely NO hair attachments! Those things can be aggravating to touch.

Islander:

Babeelove any tips for the bedroom? He is one handsome fellow( unlike these uncultured monkeys here) and I really wouldn't want him looking outside for the spice, in the bed( if you know what I mean )

HEHEHE

You don mis road.

Who needs culture in the bedroom

You need an animal. An uncultured, uncouth and unmannered one.

And monkeys are best.

_davidylan:

lol makes me remember the first time i visited my ex girlfriend at her house, she was wearing a wrapper! I didnt know a girl in wrapper could be so sexy and vulnerable!

Wrapper wearing ladies have put me in trouble so many times eh u no go believe

I remember one of our housegirls. . .

doyin13:

HEHEHE

You don mis road.

Who needs culture in the bedroom

You need an animal. An uncultured, uncouth and unmannered one.

And monkeys are best.

Lol, u make me laf
And yes, girls in wrappers can be sexy!

_davidylan:

lol makes me remember the first time i visited my ex girlfriend at her house, she was wearing a wrapper! I didnt know a girl in wrapper could be so sexy and vulnerable!

How to make a marriage spicy? - absolutely NO hair attachments!

hmmm, good luck trying to find ur wife.

look all those ones are still 'by chance' meetings, I don't want a wrapper tying woman in my house.

I repeat, it reminds me of my grandma, and there is no way Yekini will respond when the brain is thinking 'grandma' so its definitely a no no for me

doyin13 hope the housegirl was older than you o, if not I'm going to report you to the Yardies for child molestation

blue-sky:

hmmm, good luck trying to find your wife.

Dont worry. . . that is no problem at all.

debosky:

look all those ones are still 'by chance' meetings, I don't want a wrapper tying woman in my house.

I repeat, it reminds me of my grandma, and there is no way Yekini will respond when the brain is thinking 'grandma' so its definitely a no no for me

doyin13 hope the housegirl was older than you o, if not I'm going to report you to the Yardies for child molestation

Doyin13 is just a randy he-goat!
Of course she wont be tying wrapper everywhere around the house but some girls are sexy in that flimsy garb my brother.

Doyin ,

@topic, lard I ginne die, muchos los mentir gentes ,

Babeelove donde estas mami? Yo soon come back?

_davidylan:



Doyin13 is just a randy he-goat!
Of course she wont be tying wrapper everywhere around the house but some girls are sexy in that flimsy garb my brother.

Ol bob u too for turn he goat if you see the wrapper wearing girl
bending down to wash cloth. The Ikebe dey vibrate like washing machine.

@Islander

My Spanish is not very good, but anyway here we go

Mamame la verga

Doyin, Quien es el espanol de profesor??,

@topic,
Babeelove even the skulls here with me are bored mami, wey yo dey oooo,

debosky you are funny  . you made me remember a lesson i learnt about tying wrapper during my first year at UI. i was like what? i can't tie my wrapper? 

i still tie wrapper and will always do  . my Asian and white roomies bought yards of wrapper from me and they do tie it 

oya make una talk more about spicing, we dey learn 

_davidylan:

lol makes me remember the first time i visited my ex girlfriend at her house, she was wearing a wrapper! I didnt know a girl in wrapper could be so sexy and vulnerable!

How to make a marriage spicy? - absolutely NO hair attachments! Those things can be aggravating to touch.

I need to find you a wife quick!

You've talked of this hair attachments too much,I'm beginning to think you may really like them.
Weren't you the same person that said you liked microbraids,do you think they're real?
They are attachments too.

debosky:

look all those ones are still 'by chance' meetings, I don't want a wrapper tying woman in my house.

I repeat, it reminds me of my grandma, and there is no way Yekini will respond when the brain is thinking 'grandma' so its definitely a no no for me
doyin13 hope the housegirl was older than you o, if not I'm going to report you to the Yardies for child molestation

God help you.
Oh how I hate the tying wrapper thing too.
It makes the woman look unkempt.

You may have to add that to your prenup,LOL

+osisi:

I need to find you a wife quick!

You've talked of this hair attachments too much,I'm beginning to think you may really like them.
Weren't you the same person that said you liked microbraids,do you think they're real?
They are attachments too.

lol microbraids done just right (nice, clean and tiny) dont count as attachments. Its those clearly unreal straight hairs hiding unkepmt nappy hair that get my hackles up.

Dont worry, i can find my own wife. . .

Shut the "phock" up!!!!! You are so Phocking retarded that you bring your bloody bible to Nairaland and be disrespectful to other forumites!  You are still printing and distributing! How do you know if what I am telling you is the truth----How did you go to school?----You do not even know me!!!!  And you open your filthy toothless trap to insult me-  because we dey play for Nairaland  You are maaaaaaaaaaaaaaad!!!--because you want to be "mother Jisos" on Nairaland?  I say nice try---[b] If I cook for you, you no go chop am finish!!!!  I swear!  You mentioned my kids----No play oh! Hen!  I do not joke with them!  If you have yours, you will understand!  I will joke with everything under the sun!  But he he he he he!!!  DON'T YOU EVER IN IN LIFE MENTION ABOUT ANOTHER WOMAN'S KIDS!!!!  IN YOUR LIFE! Who the hell are you?

+osos!!!  You can quote and believe what you want---don't  refer to my kids in any manner!  YOU HEAR ME!!!. -If not you will hear what you don't want to hear or see! Hmmmmmmmmm!  You say you dey go church abi!  Church will not help you if ever try it again! Woman to woman---I am telling you!    You can  believe so you can juice up your "Otu Umunne" gossip joint stories!---Village gossip!  Work is over!  You get work?  You +osisi especially!  I say be very careful careful oooooooooooooooooooh!!!! Hen!  OMG!!!! Look at this girl!  I am warning you seriously----I SAY BE VERY CAREFULL!!!!!  Do not push me!  Busy body!  Next time if I post something "walk" away and preach to your mates!  Mind your own damn business!!  Nice you have nice day too!
[/b]

The day you begin to cook is the last day you ever cooked.
Go and mark these words.
The God I serve consumes and I've seen him do it.
The day you ever thought of cooking,will be your cooking practice that never was.
Try it and see.
threatening with cheap juju,onye ala ogbete
maybe it's about time God gave those kids a new beginning.

davidylan

them don give you your original identity

doyin13:

davidylan

them don give you your original identity

the tiger has been let lose.
Hallelujah

The LORD be praised! Obantalapipi suddenly restored my status out of the kindness of his heart!

+osisi abeg ignore all these market women members of the Nairaland Attention Seekers Club (NASC).
Real women who have a job, husband and kids dont have time to waste hobnobbing with single "students" like us.

davidylan:

The LORD be praised! Obantalapipi suddenly restored my status out of the kindness of his heart!

+osisi abeg ignore all these market women members of the Nairaland Attention Seekers Club (NASC).
Real women who have a job, husband and kids don't have time to waste hobnobbing with single "students" like us.

I see.

My dear,I hear you,don't want anyone to mistake me for a market woman when I'm a lady LOL.
I hear say you be professional student.
Isn't it about time Unirochester dashed you the  masters LOL
If they say no,move to Penn state.
Even monkey fit get pHD and MBA for " Harvard on west Philly" from what I see.

+osisi:




The day you begin to cook is the last day you ever cooked.
Go and mark these words.
The God I serve consumes and I've seen him do it.
The day you ever thought of cooking,will be your cooking practice that never was.
Try it and see.
threatening with cheap juju
maybe it's about time God gave those kids a new beginning.

Which Juju? The nonsense you tell others is what will come back and hunt you holy useless arse!----Village busy body!  Mgbafolina---like you!!!!!  Hmmmmmmmmmm!!!  We shall see now.  No need to say more than I have already said!  Pastor phocker!  Holy smelling yansh!  Have your own kids and give them the best pastor phocking education you have ever received!  Phocking-blundering-piece of- idiotic- mountain- of-fire-shit!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

davidylan:

The LORD be praised! Obantalapipi suddenly restored my status out of the kindness of his heart!

+osisi abeg ignore all these market women members of the Nairaland Attention Seekers Club (NASC).
Real women who have a job, husband and kids don't have time to waste hobnobbing with single "students" like us.

As for you!  Go and dig up your Thief of smelly yanshes where she has been buried!  Na you get Nairaland?  Jobless student!  Illegal "Rochester" alien!!!!

Please have a good night y'aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaall.  It has been a fun day as usual!

professional student?  

I'm not leaving, i actually enjoy the challenge. The tougher the better for me at the end of the day. I have my thesis exams before the end of the yr so freedom is not too far away.

Besides what "job" do these noise makers really do that gives them the right to make so much empty barrel noise on this boards? Any waiter can buy a Lexus on lease!!!

BABEELOVE:

As for you!  Go and dig up your Thief of smelly yanshes where she has been buried!  Na you get Nairaland?  Jobless student!  Illegal "Rochester" alien!!!!

Please have a good night y'aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaall.  It has been a fun day as usual!

If your input on this thread is your idea of a "fun day as usual" then you must be a very sad and bitter individual! 

thank God for the magnanimity of the US government, immigrants are now refering to others as illegal aliens! Wonders shall never end, what will those whose grandparents were born here refer to us?

davidylan:

professional student?  

I'm not leaving, i actually enjoy the challenge. The tougher the better for me at the end of the day. I have my thesis exams before the end of the yr so freedom is not too far away.

Besides what "job" do these noise makers really do that gives them the right to make so much empty barrel noise on this boards? Any waiter can buy a Lexus on lease!!!

I don't think waiting staff are allowed to log onto nairaland on the job.
They may get fired LOL.
Don't you know nairalanders and posing.
anyone can basically be anyone online and claim any identity.

Biko study and be good to Seun,so you don't return as mickey mouse

ELOVE:

Which Juju? The nonsense you tell others is what will come back and hunt you holy useless arse!----Village busy body! Mgbafolina---like you!!!!! Hmmmmmmmmmm!!! We shall see now. No need to say more than I have already said! Pastor phocker! Holy smelling yansh! Have your own kids and give them the best pastor phocking education you have ever received! Phocking-blundering-piece of- idiotic- mountain- of-fire-shit!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

As for you! Go and dig up your Thief of smelly yanshes where she has been buried! Na you get Nairaland? Jobless student! Illegal "Rochester" alien!!!!

Please have a good night y'aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaall. It has been a fun day as usual!

e be like say fear don catch the "winch"
I don take eye see your type hit the ground fiam and the ground no take am.
Try your bendel juju,even plane no go carry your dead bodi return agenegbode.
na for inside the bayous of Houston them go dump you and give the alligators a nice lunch.

This kind pharmacist wey need im own merecin.

If Babeelove is a pharmacist then my grandmother is a professor

davidylan:

If your input on this thread is your idea of a "fun day as usual" then you must be a very sad and bitter individual!  

thank God for the magnanimity of the US government, immigrants are now refering to others as illegal aliens! Wonders shall never end, what will those whose grandparents were born here refer to us?

The girl has serious mental issues.
I laughed with her at first until I saw that it's true madness.
calling people illegal and referring to a fellow black girl  as black charcoal because of skin tone shows you her own slave mentality is worse than the enslaved.

This is a true case of someone who ended up in a place she never dreamt of getting to and she can't handle it.

davidylan:

If Babeelove is a pharmacist then my grandmother is a professor

I do think she's a nurse.
A nurse that just graduated from Houston community with an associate degree and perhaps recently passed the boards and got her first job working 14 hour shifts at Ben Taub hospital in Houston.
The ghetto hospital where all the gun shots go.
I know the pharmacist at Ben Taub that recruits and could verify her claims if I wanted to.

But she says she's a pharmacist,so pharmacist,she is.

goodnite david.
Bless you.

+osisi:

The girl has serious mental issues.
I laughed with her at first until I saw that it's true madness.
calling people illegal and referring to a fellow black girl as black charcoal because of skin tone shows you her own slave mentality is worse than the enslaved.

This is a true case of someone who ended up in a place she never dreamt of getting to and she can't handle it.

lol talking about slave mentality, the poor girl who certainly suffers from very low self esteem coupled with a virtually non existent IQ has her social security card and US passport as her profile picture! Even my lab mates whose great grand parents were born here dont even know what a US passport looks like! I remember when they tried making it mandatory for US citizens to have passports to cross the Canadian border, the poor fellows didnt even know how to get a passport.

Those are REAL US CITIZENS i respect not Oshodi pepper sellers who have obtained citizenship by lottery and now treasure it more than their very life!