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Re: How To Make A Marriage Spicy? by osisi5: 12:40am On Sep 20, 2007 |
Tanna: you can invite them into the matrimony and make them the other woman/women. Have you forgotten? your Nigerian man may like it |
Re: How To Make A Marriage Spicy? by Nobody: 12:42am On Sep 20, 2007 |
+osisi: By droning on and on and on about the same thing night after night after night? |
Re: How To Make A Marriage Spicy? by omoge(f): 12:43am On Sep 20, 2007 |
abi oo, lol na discussion . so don't do anything that will bring discussion Tanna do you actually do all you said? or just keeping base? |
Re: How To Make A Marriage Spicy? by osisi5: 12:46am On Sep 20, 2007 |
omoge: Thank you. we just want simple uncomplicated answers to our few questions. what's wrong with that ? |
Re: How To Make A Marriage Spicy? by osisi5: 12:48am On Sep 20, 2007 |
davidylan: we only say it so many times to make sure you understood it. If you heard it and responded the first night,there'll be no need for repetitions afterall there are other topics yet undiscussed omoge no be so? |
Re: How To Make A Marriage Spicy? by omoge(f): 12:48am On Sep 20, 2007 |
lol nothing o |
Re: How To Make A Marriage Spicy? by Nobody: 12:49am On Sep 20, 2007 |
+osisi: There is absolutely nothing wrong with asking "few questions", just do so after sex and when we are fast asleep. |
Re: How To Make A Marriage Spicy? by osisi5: 12:51am On Sep 20, 2007 |
david? the bed must be undefiled!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
Re: How To Make A Marriage Spicy? by Nobody: 12:52am On Sep 20, 2007 |
+osisi: Why do women have so many topics to discuss? Can we just watch the soccer game in perfect peace? Is it too much to ask that we not be told the same thing over and over and over again? We heard you the first time, we just dont think it is important if you have to say it a second time, repeating it a third time is a criminal offence. |
Re: How To Make A Marriage Spicy? by omoge(f): 12:53am On Sep 20, 2007 |
davidylan: Very True! +osisi: |
Re: How To Make A Marriage Spicy? by Nobody: 12:53am On Sep 20, 2007 |
+osisi: Yes ke! There are no stains on the bed just yet |
Re: How To Make A Marriage Spicy? by omoge(f): 12:54am On Sep 20, 2007 |
amen! another way to make marriage spicy. |
Re: How To Make A Marriage Spicy? by osisi5: 12:55am On Sep 20, 2007 |
davidylan: well as long as you're in that house and there's a topic at hand,you must discuss whether you like it or not. "we must talk" The earlier you open your mouth and begin talking,giving the right answers,the better Or you will not enjoy that game lai lai. |
Re: How To Make A Marriage Spicy? by Nobody: 12:58am On Sep 20, 2007 |
+osisi: Thank God for the invention of pubs, clubs and peppersoup joints. At least there we can watch the champions league in peace without Mama Junior's pesky interrogations. |
Re: How To Make A Marriage Spicy? by osisi5: 1:00am On Sep 20, 2007 |
havent't you heard of mama sikira carrying the conversation over to the peppersoup joints? when a serious discussion needs to thrashed out,the only thing that can save him is death. |
Re: How To Make A Marriage Spicy? by osisi5: 1:01am On Sep 20, 2007 |
even your dreams and nightmares will not be spared. |
Re: How To Make A Marriage Spicy? by omoge(f): 1:05am On Sep 20, 2007 |
i don't like guys that patronise pubs and clubs esp if you are married, don't make it a habit David, go to the gym to cool off not pubs where you will soak up |
Re: How To Make A Marriage Spicy? by doyin13(m): 1:06am On Sep 20, 2007 |
omoge come I dont drink nor smoke I spend a lot of time in the gym as well Come make I marry you |
Re: How To Make A Marriage Spicy? by osisi5: 1:08am On Sep 20, 2007 |
omoge: omoge they have juice and oyster bars now for non alcoholics. A man can go there with other guys to watch the superbowl on theater sized screens and the waitresses are not dressed like little jezebels |
Re: How To Make A Marriage Spicy? by Nobody: 1:08am On Sep 20, 2007 |
+osisi: Little wonder women live longer than men. It must have something to do with all those years of listening to Mama Bomboy drone on like a mosquito in his poor ears. What are these mysterious issues that ALL women want to thrash out? Where were they when we were dating? Or perhaps marriage miraculously manufactures them? omoge: lol i dont drink neither do i go to clubs or pubs. Anywhere but home will do anytime "serious issues" are about to be thrashed out. |
Re: How To Make A Marriage Spicy? by omoge(f): 1:10am On Sep 20, 2007 |
lol |
Re: How To Make A Marriage Spicy? by osisi5: 1:11am On Sep 20, 2007 |
doyin13: Omoge say yes. This may be the knight we've been waiting for LOL |
Re: How To Make A Marriage Spicy? by omoge(f): 1:12am On Sep 20, 2007 |
doyin and david, you guys keep it up . |
Re: How To Make A Marriage Spicy? by omoge(f): 1:13am On Sep 20, 2007 |
@ osisi kinky ones dey fear me ooo and both of them (doyin and david) are really kinky don't forget his wwf and david's #10 from Ms. Tanna |
Re: How To Make A Marriage Spicy? by doyin13(m): 1:15am On Sep 20, 2007 |
come david eh which ones be your own anywhere i dey try claim woman your id dey show up |
Re: How To Make A Marriage Spicy? by osisi5: 1:15am On Sep 20, 2007 |
davidylan: david, women are emotional by nature. that's the fault of our estrogen and progesterone. They make us want to "iron things out constantly" and at that time of the month,here comes the mother of all "discussions" The man should be lucky to be alive in those 4 to 10 days(depending on the woman) You just have to live with it and keep discussing LOL |
Re: How To Make A Marriage Spicy? by Nobody: 1:17am On Sep 20, 2007 |
@ omoge, welcome to WWE with Doyin13 omoge: If you've never tried #10 with your BF watching, you are still in the 17th century. doyin13: Maybe the woman no be your own. |
Re: How To Make A Marriage Spicy? by Nobody: 1:19am On Sep 20, 2007 |
+osisi: Yet more excuses. Keep using "that time of the month" as your get out of jail free card to harrass poor men. I have my own well honed strategies of avoiding "discussions". Dont worry. |
Re: How To Make A Marriage Spicy? by osisi5: 1:20am On Sep 20, 2007 |
davidylan: get into you "humvee" and speed off? well agaracha must come back |
Re: How To Make A Marriage Spicy? by Tanna(f): 1:20am On Sep 20, 2007 |
All of the tips I suggest have been tried, tested, approved, and practiced regularly. 11 years of marriage has taught me a few things - and I am a very good student |
Re: How To Make A Marriage Spicy? by osisi5: 1:22am On Sep 20, 2007 |
tanna,I only have almost a year to boast of. Please teach me. I'm here to learn |
Re: How To Make A Marriage Spicy? by omoge(f): 1:24am On Sep 20, 2007 |
david, I wouldn't do such!!! call me anything pal david i believe you should be open in marriage ONLY. |
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