Have you ever witnessed a lady rock her boobs on your back while traveling in a bus?
exactly what I experienced yesterday while coming into Lagos.
I'm tempted to post some pictures but I don't know if I would be banned(advisory)
The thing is
I would move away from the breast.. but she would wait for the gallop and brush off my back again with her arms hanging over my back.
At a time, I notice she was clapping her legs together, wearing an ear piece and
at every instant, she would remove the ear piece and ask if I said something.
This one na welcome back to Nigeria!


Please don't ask if I had an erection

Chaii... Op, that was a nice welcome back.

I hope you sha collect number.

Brez keh, we nor Dey use that one play rara.

Shalommy:
Chaii... Op, that was a nice welcome back.

So you know these things

OtuologyProf:
Have you ever witnessed a lady rock her boobs on your back while traveling in a bus?
exactly what I experienced yesterday while coming into Lagos.
I'm tempted to post some pictures but I don't know if I would be banned(advisory)
The thing is
I would move away from the breast.. but she would wait for the gallop and brush off my back again with her arms hanging over my back.
At a time, I notice she was clapping her legs together, wearing an ear piece and
at every instant, she would remove the ear piece and ask if I said something.
This one na welcome back to Nigeria!


Please don't ask if I had an erection

You were sexually assaulted and you are shining teeth like a sex-starved imbecille. If reversed was the case you would have been chilling in a prison cell. It's a shame!!

GodWrites:


You were sexually assaulted and you are shining teeth like a sex-starved imbecille. If reversed was the case you would have been chilling in a prison cell. It's a shame!!

Hahahaha.. it shows I'm more normal than those who would want to put me in prison, if reverse was the case.

Starboytwo:
I hope you sha collect number.

Brez keh, we nor Dey use that one play rara.

No be everything you dey collect number.
Sometimes you act professionally, like you had no idea what was going on.
I'm more likely to collect number from a lady who doesn't put up such acts in a bus

Can rub a lady's lap or boobs in public?
That was an assault and 8f reverse was the case she for don tear you slap

Edipet:
Can rub a lady's lap or boobs in public?
That was an assault and 8f reverse was the case she for don tear you slap

.why will you Rub her laps to the glaring of other passengers? .. na only me know wetin those water melons dey do for my body.

Trust me, if I rub her ankle with my toes, she won't slap me because na almost something private

It is because you are smelling like akube clothes.

Just dey play until you catch sweety Ur body go rest

See u see sweety

Mumu, post pictures

Baronthecelebri:
Mumu, post pictures

Just for laps? Naa.. I don't want you jerking off on a mere picture

Bus through where Benin de republic abi

OtuologyProf:


Just for laps? Naa.. I don't want you jerking off on a mere picture

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Smitaro100:
Just dey play until you catch sweety Ur body go rest

If both on a whim decided to go on a DICK and Pussy-A-THON with condoms serving and policing will sweetie ( in Buhari's voice), rear its ugly face on his flesh?

I'm asking for research treat as such.

TBforgive:


If both on a whim decided to go on a DICK and Pussy-A-THON with condoms serving and policing will sweetie ( in Buhari's voice), rear its ugly face on his flesh?

I'm asking for research treat as such.

Hope you are also aware condom does not guarantee 100% safety against sti and e dey burst atimes .. And besides most people don't really practice safe sex any longer.. just dey play.

duduade:
Bus through where Benin de republic abi

So from one African country to another no be into Nigeria abi.?
No, na into Congo

Smitaro100:




Hope you are also aware condom does not guarantee 100% safety against sti and e dey burst atimes .. And besides most people don't really practice safe sex any longer.. just dey play.

See wetin breast cause. Una don carry am enter dikology

Meaning you enjoyed your trip die?

Sonnobax15:

Meaning you enjoyed your trip die?

I don't enjoy harassment. Why that, when we could just strike a conversation and exchange numbers?

OtuologyProf:


See wetin breast cause. Una don carry am enter dikology

If u had put this your imagination into making money, you would have rivalled dangote by now

progressb4andno:
If u had put this your imagination into making money, you would have rivalled dangote by now

If you had checked my personal text @profile, you would have been cured from mental stress and associated mental illnesses

OtuologyProf:



I don't enjoy harassment. Why that, when we could just strike a conversation and exchange numbers?

Maybe she needed a quickie

Mrtaye:

Maybe she needed a quickie

Inside bus?
this our country eeh

OtuologyProf:


Inside bus?
this our country eeh

Konji na bomb oo go ask dem night bus crew

Smitaro100:




Hope you are also aware condom does not guarantee 100% safety against sti and e dey burst atimes .. And besides most people don't really practice safe sex any longer.. just dey play.

If you like don't go and fucck some kitten.

TBforgive:


If you like don't go and fucck some kitten.

I hail you o.. Mr nacos

OtuologyProf:


If you had checked my personal text @profile, you would have been cured from mental stress and associated mental illnesses

Broke boy, keep imagining things until u run mad OZUOR,
no go fyn work do, u really wish a lady could do all these things u imagined in your head to you but since you are poor and dahtf nobody so you decided to let your imagination run wild and pretending on nairaland is the only way to ease your pain.

Anumanu mpam wey him mama dey feed, i am not going to reply you again cos keyboard war is your thing while you gloat over your 50 mb borrowed data from mtn
No go look for money na hunger go kee u der, quote me again ka thunder gbagbuo gi there!

progressb4andno:


Broke boy, keep imagining things until u run mad OZUOR,
no go fyn work do, u really wish a lady could do all these things u imagined in your head to you but since you are poor and dahtf nobody so you decided to let your imagination run wild and pretending on nairaland is the only way to ease your pain.

Anumanu mpam wey him mama dey feed, i am not going to reply you again cos keyboard war is your thing while you gloat over your 50 mb borrowed data from mtn
No go look for money na hunger go kee u der, quote me again ka thunder gbagbuo gi there!

All these long talk na because of mental stress?
Mental stress can be managed, don't be scared.