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Ridiculous Break-up Excuses by RuuDie(m): 12:07pm On Sep 11, 2007 |
Ridiculous Break-up Reasons Can you beat this: because you're just too caring |
Re: Ridiculous Break-up Excuses by oge4real(f): 12:13pm On Sep 11, 2007 |
my mama said so |
Re: Ridiculous Break-up Excuses by cuteass1(f): 12:18pm On Sep 11, 2007 |
Yea lol, i remember one of my friends who's boyfriend said he was breaking up with her because she was too good a person for him. . i couldn't stop laughing at the joke of a guy, i was heart-broken for my friend ofcourse!! 1 Like |
Re: Ridiculous Break-up Excuses by RuuDie(m): 12:22pm On Sep 11, 2007 |
oge4real:Good grief You're bringing a lot of attention to me. . . . |
Re: Ridiculous Break-up Excuses by Iman3(m): 12:28pm On Sep 11, 2007 |
"You don't use the mouth". I swear,some Indian immigrant broke up with his wife because he found someone,in the US, who "uses the mouth" and the wife doesn't. |
Re: Ridiculous Break-up Excuses by RuuDie(m): 12:36pm On Sep 11, 2007 |
I-man: |
Re: Ridiculous Break-up Excuses by RuuDie(m): 12:39pm On Sep 11, 2007 |
didn't take me out on St. Vals |
Re: Ridiculous Break-up Excuses by RuuDie(m): 12:41pm On Sep 11, 2007 |
I don't know anything about you. . . |
Re: Ridiculous Break-up Excuses by deleadisa: 12:44pm On Sep 11, 2007 |
U r very boring |
Re: Ridiculous Break-up Excuses by jesusfreak(f): 12:51pm On Sep 11, 2007 |
i dont have a car to take u out |
Re: Ridiculous Break-up Excuses by NaJaHaJe(f): 1:15pm On Sep 11, 2007 |
check this you're too good for me. I don't deserve you. *five mins later* I don't know how to be sophisticated or drive like you do. when i heard this i almost farted cos i was trying to keep a strait face |
Re: Ridiculous Break-up Excuses by benit(f): 1:22pm On Sep 11, 2007 |
You are an OSU |
Re: Ridiculous Break-up Excuses by moondust(m): 1:30pm On Sep 11, 2007 |
u want 2 kill me wit sex |
Re: Ridiculous Break-up Excuses by Amiga(f): 1:39pm On Sep 11, 2007 |
Ma parents want me to marry 4rm ma town |
Re: Ridiculous Break-up Excuses by BoboGee(m): 6:59pm On Sep 11, 2007 |
1) "ur too busy with your job" (where does she think i get the money for the countless recharge cards?) 2) "i asked you to send me money for "something impt" (they never tell u wot it is), and u ignored me" (meanwhile the guy is broke as a piece of wood) 3) u dont know how to love a lady (6 mths down the line) |
Re: Ridiculous Break-up Excuses by RuuDie(m): 5:34pm On Sep 12, 2007 |
Bobo Gee: |
Re: Ridiculous Break-up Excuses by RuuDie(m): 5:36pm On Sep 12, 2007 |
"I just want to be alone. . . . " |
Re: Ridiculous Break-up Excuses by Koboland(f): 10:35pm On Sep 12, 2007 |
Can you beat this? 'My friends said you are ugly' |
Re: Ridiculous Break-up Excuses by bluesky4(f): 10:42pm On Sep 12, 2007 |
'its not you, its me' |
Re: Ridiculous Break-up Excuses by chika98: 2:26am On Sep 13, 2007 |
You didn't buy me a gift from Nigeria! |
Re: Ridiculous Break-up Excuses by ssRhino: 2:36am On Sep 13, 2007 |
you choking me and i need my privacy |
Re: Ridiculous Break-up Excuses by TheUnknown: 7:19am On Sep 13, 2007 |
Pretty much happened to me. "You're to nice, perfect caring, I've never had anyone treat me like that. You're too perfect it's creeping me out, I don't like it." that was what she said. |
Re: Ridiculous Break-up Excuses by kanmosyl(m): 8:23am On Sep 13, 2007 |
You guys are too many in your family. |
Re: Ridiculous Break-up Excuses by swiftycool(m): 9:45am On Sep 13, 2007 |
It just happenedĀ |
Re: Ridiculous Break-up Excuses by hucarson(m): 9:48am On Sep 13, 2007 |
it just happened . . . . . i cheated on him. . . . .i tripped, fell and landed on a guy's pecker. |
Re: Ridiculous Break-up Excuses by acidrop(f): 9:50am On Sep 13, 2007 |
lol, because u 2 good in bed, am intimidated |
Re: Ridiculous Break-up Excuses by jeane(f): 11:42am On Sep 13, 2007 |
because you are thefirst born of your family |
Re: Ridiculous Break-up Excuses by Easybaby(f): 1:38pm On Sep 13, 2007 |
Never before . . .still intact! |
Re: Ridiculous Break-up Excuses by sillyboy(m): 2:41pm On Sep 13, 2007 |
"I think it can happen between us. . . . . . guess I've got the eye for your mum (saying it with guilt and pain)" |
Re: Ridiculous Break-up Excuses by deflick: 2:57pm On Sep 13, 2007 |
Am now bornagain |
Re: Ridiculous Break-up Excuses by penfold(m): 5:43pm On Sep 13, 2007 |
@deflick- ALMOST DEAD WITH LAUGHTER!!! |
Re: Ridiculous Break-up Excuses by BoboGee(m): 7:13pm On Sep 13, 2007 |
4) my mum says she's from the same village as you, so, we are related 5) i got visa lottery |
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