I want you to be happy, you deserve better

[sup][/sup]Beat this,
, "Hey baby, guess what, i had a vision last night, I got a call to aspire to become the first african "pope", I need your support cos i gat to do away with all earthly posessions, "

Your pussy stinks of  rotten fish

Oh my God Builder, ur so full of shite, !!!

If I marry outside my culture, something terible will happen!

the contract is over!
i just had a rethink!
u lured me!
we re not meant 4 each other!
u re boring!
i dont know why!

Can you beat this? "My economic situation has just improved significantly so i am changing levels"

I want to give my life to christ.

I want to give my life to christ.

it just cant work out.iv just found out we are not compatible. (after 7 months of friendship)

I know a couple of friends, male and female alike, who have been heart broken with words like: " i think we both need to seek God's face and know if really we are meant for each other". , after dating for years and most times they seek God's face forever ( Hey! Stop being unreal, the fruits of your  relationship will tell you if indeed you are meant for each other, u neednt see a vision or approach a prophet/prophetess/soothsayer to know this. Dont get me wrong, i am a christian and fear God but a lot christians hide under this sort of excuse to end a relationship when they r no longer interested for whatever reason )

Can you beat this. A guy broke up with his girl friend of 5 years whom he was about to get married to just because she rubbed powder and lipgloss and he does not like make up. Can u imagine? [color=#770077][/color]

You look to much like your twin, that I can't tell the difference

i love you too much it's scary,

"I'm not being satisfied by ANYTHING you do".

send a text stating. "I don't want to continue this relationship, it was nice knowing you"


Give it two months of not talking to me and you will forget about the whole thing.

babe u re too fat it just cant work out u almost killed me yest nyt

Girl to guy :

You don't treat me like your other girls

Girl to guy :

You are too dedicated to your Job, its not about the money you know!

_{And she wants a vacation in the Bahamas in December}
Girl to guy :

Even my 4 years old baby sister is more in charge than you are

Guy to Girl :

We just don't have the connection

Guy to Girl :

You are such a good girl to be a virgin at 24. I don't think i deserve you

Guy to Girl :

You want to change everything about my life to suite yours in 1 day, i cant imagine a future with you

my goodness, i haven't laughed so hard before on this crazy forum. ya'll is creative! 

Benit would to hook up with you cause my ex gave the same excuse.maybe its an osu thing

you nag too much

1. its just my wish

2. - i cant do this anymore
* what cant u do
- us
* why
- i just cant

3. our spirits dont agree

4. i like bad boys. lol

can u imagine a guy all in in the name of break up telling his babe after 14 months of dating that he does not have that sexual attraction with the babe
"you look to me like my younger sister and not a wife"
"i feel like im doing the wrong thing whenever i try to touch you"
how ridiculous

cos i'm not good enough for you.

lets just be friends. i think you are rushing me.

1. sorry honey, but i have taken in for ur cousin.

2. u cut the phone on me.

3. i dont like ur sister.

4. we are both AS. i no wan born sickler.

I dont want any commitments for now as i'd like to sort myself out, I haven't really heard about peeps breaking up for no specific reason and i still find it so hard to keep on

am now a born again christian.

IS NOT U BUT ME! I think u deserve someone more caring than me.

my colleague had a dream dt we had sex(he is religious) and another colleague had a vision dt i was in a rung rship so maybe God is telling us something!!!
ASSHOLE!!!!

i just dont like u boobs!

OMG!!you guys got me rolling with Laughter with all this excuses,some of them sound stupid.None of these lines ve been used for me before.Well life goes on!!!
Check this out
Dnt knw what wrong the feeling just doesnt flow like before,we need to have some breathing space.imagine that!after 3 solid years my cousin's boyfriend said that)

can u beat this? i'm sorry i can't continue, we fight a lot and you don't read books on relationships i was shocked, and almost fainted. my friend's blood pressure rose after she had a good laugh!