Gafferde:
Which would you prefer?

I pay your bride price, have an indoor traditional celebration between your family and mine, and then proceed to court marriage.

No Asoebi. No white wedding. No feeding of a community of strangers. Not any of those frivolities.

And then the next day we are on our way to any place on earth of your choice for our honeymoon and when we get back there’s a car gift waiting for you and a check of millions for the expansion of your business and another check for any of your parents or siblings who may be looking for money to establish their business.

Or —

We burn over 20 million Naira on glamorous traditional and white wedding celebrations and ensure it’s the talk of the town. You will have your dozens of bridesmaids and I have my dozens of groomsmen.

You will have your bridal shower and our suya night at a 5 Star Hotel and at our parties, we will let our parents invite different dance groups that we will fund and let them use us to pepper their perceived rivals and all of that….

After the few hours that all this waste will last, we will go home and spend the night thinking about the millions we wasted and wake up the next morning with long faces and none of the long-lasting benefits that come with the first option.

You continue to jump from one office to another searching for a job and using Okada, Taxi, or Keke whenever the man is not available to take you to where you are going.

Please, choose one! This too is the option I will give to anyone I would consider getting married to and only one answer there will work for me. 🤔

Rubbish post

You didn't acknowledge the original owner of the write up

Lowkey wedding is good

I will accept A , if small church wedding is included, with the maximum of 20 guests.
Instead of the big honeymoon, give me the money for business.

Gafferde:
Which would you prefer?
I pay your bride price, have an indoor traditional celebration between your family and mine, and then proceed to court marriage.
No Asoebi. No white wedding. No feeding of a community of strangers. Not any of those frivolities.
And then the next day we are on our way to any place on earth of your choice for our honeymoon and when we get back there’s a car gift waiting for you and a check of millions for the expansion of your business and another check for any of your parents or siblings who may be looking for money to establish their business.

Or —

We burn over 20 million Naira on glamorous traditional and white wedding celebrations and ensure it’s the talk of the town. You will have your dozens of bridesmaids and I have my dozens of groomsmen.
You will have your bridal shower and our suya night at a 5 Star Hotel and at our parties, we will let our parents invite different dance groups that we will fund and let them use us to pepper their perceived rivals and all of that….
After the few hours that all this waste will last, we will go home and spend the night thinking about the millions we wasted and wake up the next morning with long faces and none of the long-lasting benefits that come with the first option.
You continue to jump from one office to another searching for a job and using Okada, Taxi, or Keke whenever the man is not available to take you to where you are going.
Please, choose one! This too is the option I will give to anyone I would consider getting married to and only one answer there will work for me. 🤔

sorry to disappoint you, although it is big money but 20m Naira cannot do a glamorous wedding, so why spend that much on an event that won't even be talked about

It's even better to do 'Deeper Life' Wedding sef.
All that 'Make dem see me' stuff would invite village people's interest in your downfall.

Gafferde:
Which would you prefer?

I pay your bride price, have an indoor traditional celebration between your family and mine, and then proceed to court marriage.

No Asoebi. No white wedding. No feeding of a community of strangers. Not any of those frivolities.

And then the next day we are on our way to any place on earth of your choice for our honeymoon and when we get back there’s a car gift waiting for you and a check of millions for the expansion of your business and another check for any of your parents or siblings who may be looking for money to establish their business.

Or —

We burn over 20 million Naira on glamorous traditional and white wedding celebrations and ensure it’s the talk of the town. You will have your dozens of bridesmaids and I have my dozens of groomsmen.

You will have your bridal shower and our suya night at a 5 Star Hotel and at our parties, we will let our parents invite different dance groups that we will fund and let them use us to pepper their perceived rivals and all of that….

After the few hours that all this waste will last, we will go home and spend the night thinking about the millions we wasted and wake up the next morning with long faces and none of the long-lasting benefits that come with the first option.

You continue to jump from one office to another searching for a job and using Okada, Taxi, or Keke whenever the man is not available to take you to where you are going.

Please, choose one! This too is the option I will give to anyone I would consider getting married to and only one answer there will work for me. 🤔

First option

I will always go for first. Cuz God knows, I hate partying or anything that calls for attention.

Gafferde:
Which would you prefer?

I pay your bride price, have an indoor traditional celebration between your family and mine, and then proceed to court marriage.

No Asoebi. No white wedding. No feeding of a community of strangers. Not any of those frivolities.

And then the next day we are on our way to any place on earth of your choice for our honeymoon and when we get back there’s a car gift waiting for you and a check of millions for the expansion of your business and another check for any of your parents or siblings who may be looking for money to establish their business.

Or —

We burn over 20 million Naira on glamorous traditional and white wedding celebrations and ensure it’s the talk of the town. You will have your dozens of bridesmaids and I have my dozens of groomsmen.

You will have your bridal shower and our suya night at a 5 Star Hotel and at our parties, we will let our parents invite different dance groups that we will fund and let them use us to pepper their perceived rivals and all of that….

After the few hours that all this waste will last, we will go home and spend the night thinking about the millions we wasted and wake up the next morning with long faces and none of the long-lasting benefits that come with the first option.

You continue to jump from one office to another searching for a job and using Okada, Taxi, or Keke whenever the man is not available to take you to where you are going.

Please, choose one! This too is the option I will give to anyone I would consider getting married to and only one answer there will work for me. 🤔

even without all those benefits attached, I still prefer the first option.
During my time my people just carry the thing for head as if it was their own.

I hope and pray that my daughter won't fancy all the stress called elaborate weddings

Dem go shock you

Men don really suffer, no wonder their life expectancy is way shorter than that of women

The first option
I kuku no like stress

Smile

oz4real83:
From the N20m in your option 2 which is the proposed budget in your "extravagant" wedding scenerio, a wise person can still use N5m-N6m of it to celebrate a relatively "big" wedding while still using the balance to build a good investment as u proposed in your first scenerio and it will be a win-win for everybody . You dey chop well well for other people wedding celebrations but u no want make person chop your own, do you know how much it will cost to travel to "any part of the world of her choice" as you claimed in your option one, flight tickets for two, accommodation, feeding and other logistics? , at the end of the day, your spending in option 1 may even surpass that of option 2

Analysis finish here...u be mathematician?

I'm not spending any penny more that 1 million naira for My wedding.

If she wants to be frivolous then she can bring her own money.

Rubbish

Personally I'm not a freak of flamboyant lifestyle or wedding: I just want it simple, no much attention wedding. But not a fan of court wedding though and if possible sef no asoebi. I discussed this with my mom one day and she said God forbid how can she buy other people's asoebi and it get to her turn and she's not picking one

I believe what matters most is what happens after the wedding.

Jeon:
😂 Why are you concernYed about stranger's choices?
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Why not directly ask your girlfriend to know which one will be suitable for you.




And that your number 2, means nothing to rich folks. They can spend on wedding and still spend more on their honeymoon,trips ,mansions and lavish gifts.And will continue to spend more ever after.

😂

This seems a social experiment na. Forget inbetweens. Which one are you going for??

pocohantas:
You just dey find talk. See mouth like 20m.

I want to suck breastttt

Gafferde:
Which would you prefer?

I pay your bride price, have an indoor traditional celebration between your family and mine, and then proceed to court marriage.

No Asoebi. No white wedding. No feeding of a community of strangers. Not any of those frivolities.

And then the next day we are on our way to any place on earth of your choice for our honeymoon and when we get back there’s a car gift waiting for you and a check of millions for the expansion of your business and another check for any of your parents or siblings who may be looking for money to establish their business.

Or —

We burn over 20 million Naira on glamorous traditional and white wedding celebrations and ensure it’s the talk of the town. You will have your dozens of bridesmaids and I have my dozens of groomsmen.

You will have your bridal shower and our suya night at a 5 Star Hotel and at our parties, we will let our parents invite different dance groups that we will fund and let them use us to pepper their perceived rivals and all of that….

After the few hours that all this waste will last, we will go home and spend the night thinking about the millions we wasted and wake up the next morning with long faces and none of the long-lasting benefits that come with the first option.

You continue to jump from one office to another searching for a job and using Okada, Taxi, or Keke whenever the man is not available to take you to where you are going.

Please, choose one! This too is the option I will give to anyone I would consider getting married to and only one answer there will work for me. 🤔

You cannot be a good judge abbegg..
You're too biased,, even in your question.

Gafferde:

Which do you prefer?
And did you find my post funny?

too funny

oz4real83:
From the N20m in your option 2 which is the proposed budget in your "extravagant" wedding scenerio, a wise person can still use N5m-N6m of it to celebrate a relatively "big" wedding while still using the balance to build a good investment as u proposed in your first scenerio and it will be a win-win for everybody . You dey chop well well for other people wedding celebrations but u no want make person chop your own, do you know how much it will cost to travel to "any part of the world of her choice" as you claimed in your option one, flight tickets for two, accommodation, feeding and other logistics? , at the end of the day, your spending in option 1 may even surpass that of option 2

You garrit..

All he hates is just a biigg wedding.
Not the spendings..



So,, the actual options are..

A quiet wedding with no guests, and a reward of extravagant private spendings.

Or

A biigg wedding,, but the punishment is a no-shiishii aftermath..

siofra:
Hmm.

The man I'll marry will be able to spend 20m and more on our wedding and honeymoon without going broke 😎😎✌️

Lolzzzzzzz, reality check is coming

IconicR:
Wetin I do

Abi u no know wetin u do ?

What can I say

foolish boy.
Idiot simp.

Alvin212:



I want to suck breastttt

shankara7:
Stop playing

I mean it

See you!!
You go rust like iron for ur papa house

siofra:
Hmm.

The man I'll marry will be able to spend 20m and more on our wedding and honeymoon without going broke 😎😎✌️

Gafferde:

Which do you prefer?
And did you find my post funny?

God Knows I'm Only Giving the Option 1 & No Any Alternative Option ...

Showbiz marriage ain't for me neither is Showbiz Wedding ....

Marriage is work & fun ... no time for drama.

I will go for the first one.
But we need to go to the chapel for a very small wedding where the priest will seal our union with God.
I am not a fan of big wedding and so,there is no big deal about it.

Gafferde:
Which would you prefer?

I pay your bride price, have an indoor traditional celebration between your family and mine, and then proceed to court marriage.

No Asoebi. No white wedding. No feeding of a community of strangers. Not any of those frivolities.

And then the next day we are on our way to any place on earth of your choice for our honeymoon and when we get back there’s a car gift waiting for you and a check of millions for the expansion of your business and another check for any of your parents or siblings who may be looking for money to establish their business.

Or —

We burn over 20 million Naira on glamorous traditional and white wedding celebrations and ensure it’s the talk of the town. You will have your dozens of bridesmaids and I have my dozens of groomsmen.

You will have your bridal shower and our suya night at a 5 Star Hotel and at our parties, we will let our parents invite different dance groups that we will fund and let them use us to pepper their perceived rivals and all of that….

After the few hours that all this waste will last, we will go home and spend the night thinking about the millions we wasted and wake up the next morning with long faces and none of the long-lasting benefits that come with the first option.

You continue to jump from one office to another searching for a job and using Okada, Taxi, or Keke whenever the man is not available to take you to where you are going.

Please, choose one! This too is the option I will give to anyone I would consider getting married to and only one answer there will work for me. 🤔

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Africans, very very brainwashed people
What is Traditional and white wedding?
Europeans Americans Arabs Asians is that what they do?
Inferiority complex is a serious problem both the leaders and followers

Gafferde:

Which do you prefer?
And did you find my post funny?

The one I prefer isn't here. I prefer a less expensive white and trade wedding. It's a funny post.

Option 1 please, thank you 💕