HOW SCHOOL BOYS WROTE LETTERS TO GIRLS IN THE 80s and 90s Read love grammar below:-

Ekparakwa,
P.O. BOX 1001,
Oruk Anam,
Akwa Ibom.
23rd Jan. 2000.

Dear Mince Pie,

Time and ability plus double capacity has forced my pen to dance automatically on this benedicted sheet of paper. I hope you're swimming in the wonderful pool of Mr. Health there. I am also parambulating in the cool breeze of wellness here.

Sweetie pie, the reason why this miraculous thing is happening is because, honey, I love you spontaneously, and as I stand horizontally parallel to the wall and vertically perpendicular to the ground now, I only think of you, since you are a fantastic and fabulous girl, put together as fantabulous. I implore you to decipher this my anthem of love oozing out from the innermost pendulum of my thoraxial cavity.

Darling, please stop haranguing with the feelings in my heart because I love you more than a snake loves rat.
To me each day I start by dreaming of you. Each time I see you, my metabolism suddenly halts and my peristalsis goes in reverse gear. My medula oblongata also ceases functioning.

Crazy, crazy, crazy you may say but this is verily veritable. If only you knew what is going on in my encephalon, you would prostrate. That's why I need to see you vis a vis soon for a better elucidation through tete a tete. No hyperbole & onomatopoeia, simple candidness.

Only you and me are protagonists in this subtle affair. As I cogitate and ruminate over the last episode, I genuflex before the Omnipotent and implore him to let this affair emulsify.

By the way, I was bamboozled, scintilated, exhilarated, and left in a state of prolonged euphoria by the contents of your missive which was quite edifying and exalting. It left my bio-chemistry in a paradise-like equilibrium.

Empirically speaking, I love u chemically . I drop my pen✍️ into the holy basket of love 🤣🤣


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This indomie generation don't write letters

They hide behind phone to do WhatsApp or text

robosky02:
This indomie generation don't write letters

They hide behind phone to do WhatsApp or text

You can't have phone and be writing letters... that's foolishness.

This piece is what I call beautiful nonsense 😁

It was fun those days by the way.

Picking up golden pen from the sugar mountain…

Younger generations in Naija struggle with effective writing. I used to wonder how white folks from different backgrounds comprehend their rubbish writing and still send them money.

verybadmouth:
Younger generations in Naija struggle with effective writing. I used to winder how white folks from different backgrounds comprehend their rubbish writing and still send them money.

O! You mean this: Like seriously? I kinda like wanting to literally like understand.😂

I literally need like 100k like right now. I’ve been wanting to do my makeup for my TikTok & shooshall media post 😂

Are you like seriously joking like right now? Who does that? I’m literally surprised I’m not even joking.😂

Truth is when I hear all these I wonder if it’s English language I’m listening to😂😂😂

verybadmouth:
Younger generations in Naija struggle with effective writing. I used to winder how white folks from different backgrounds comprehend their rubbish writing and still send them money.

@bolded.

You actually think your white folks are knowledgeable than our Naija younger generations?

What if I tell you your white folks take instructions from our GenZs on how to create emails and write formal letters?

Wasn't on this table. Who Born you to get boyfriend though? Not to talk of writing and receiving letters? My dad will skin you alive.

robosky02:
HOW SCHOOL BOYS WROTE LETTERS TO GIRLS IN THE 80s and 90s Read love grammar below:-

Ekparakwa,
P.O. BOX 1001,
Oruk Anam,
Akwa Ibom.
23rd Jan. 2000.

Dear Mince Pie,

Time and ability plus double capacity has forced my pen to dance automatically on this benedicted sheet of paper. I hope you're swimming in the wonderful pool of Mr. Health there. I am also parambulating in the cool breeze of wellness here.

Sweetie pie, the reason why this miraculous thing is happening is because, honey, I love you spontaneously, and as I stand horizontally parallel to the wall and vertically perpendicular to the ground now, I only think of you, since you are a fantastic and fabulous girl, put together as fantabulous. I implore you to decipher this my anthem of love oozing out from the innermost pendulum of my thoraxial cavity.

Darling, please stop haranguing with the feelings in my heart because I love you more than a snake loves rat.
To me each day I start by dreaming of you. Each time I see you, my metabolism suddenly halts and my peristalsis goes in reverse gear. My medula oblongata also ceases functioning.

Crazy, crazy, crazy you may say but this is verily veritable. If only you knew what is going on in my encephalon, you would prostrate. That's why I need to see you vis a vis soon for a better elucidation through tete a tete. No hyperbole & onomatopoeia, simple candidness.

Only you and me are protagonists in this subtle affair. As I cogitate and ruminate over the last episode, I genuflex before the Omnipotent and implore him to let this affair emulsify.

By the way, I was bamboozled, scintilated, exhilarated, and left in a state of prolonged euphoria by the contents of your missive which was quite edifying and exalting. It left my bio-chemistry in a paradise-like equilibrium.

Empirically speaking, I love u chemically . I drop my pen✍️ into the holy basket of love 🤣🤣


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Chai

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Chai

This one off me o.

Back then, boys were only creative when it comes to love letters.

Before Yahoo Boys, Hookup and Iphone DESTROYED love!

"Dearest Charity, I love you more than the Air I breathe.
If you gree for me, Your Pant will be my Handkerchief!"

Back then in school, I was in the editing department. Lots of letters must pass through my desk before it finally gets to the recipient.

verybadmouth:
Younger generations in Naija struggle with effective writing. I used to winder how white folks from different backgrounds comprehend their rubbish writing and still send them money.

You believe is White folks that send them money? No
It is Evil Spirit disguise as White Man
You believe that Yahoo Yahoo is real? Those guys are into Ritual

Nicepoker:
Back then in school, I was in the editing department. Lots of letters must pass through my desk before it finally gets to the recipient.

Na do editor in Chief forlove letter

Love was genuine then. But in this evil age, money has taken over the place of love.