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Help!! My Mum's Friend Is Toasting Me. by SultanOfAbia: 3:42pm On Jan 03
She is good looking and I suspect she is around 50

She touches me on the lap
sometimes she will be asking for me whenever she comes to visit
The way she holds my hand while talking to me.

All these happen when my mom is not around.
I'm confused
I want to risk it and try my luck, is it a good idea or very very bad?

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Re: Help!! My Mum's Friend Is Toasting Me. by finallybusy: 3:56pm On Jan 03
Fake news. I fart on this thread and move on.

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Re: Help!! My Mum's Friend Is Toasting Me. by Melagros(m): 4:04pm On Jan 03
finallybusy:
Fake news. I fart on this thread and move on.
If you said so, Seconded

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Re: Help!! My Mum's Friend Is Toasting Me. by DaudaTheSexyGuy(m): 4:19pm On Jan 03
Go for it!

Mature women toto dey sweet no be small. grin

No pregnancy worries, you go just dey bang, dey pour inside dey go grin

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Re: Help!! My Mum's Friend Is Toasting Me. by Alphamentips: 4:52pm On Jan 03
DaudaTheSexyGuy:
Go for it!

Mature women toto dey sweet no be small. grin

No pregnancy worries, you go just dey bang, dey pour inside dey go grin

I'm not saying you're right but you ain't wrong either grin

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Re: Help!! My Mum's Friend Is Toasting Me. by lordnkem000(m): 5:30pm On Jan 03
Mumu thread
Abeg talk something else

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Re: Help!! My Mum's Friend Is Toasting Me. by Nicepoker(m): 6:35pm On Jan 03
Op invite her when your mom is around. Boom thr3some don set. Werey omo. grin

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Re: Help!! My Mum's Friend Is Toasting Me. by Rexymania(m): 6:36pm On Jan 03
Idiot. Try your luck make you dey stagnant for 50 years. You go still dey live with your parents at 60...pls try your luck mumu.

Ask yourself, are you that good looking? Are you the only male she has access to? She has seen something in you that is attracting her and she wants to take it

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Re: Help!! My Mum's Friend Is Toasting Me. by SultanOfAbia: 7:12pm On Jan 03
DaudaTheSexyGuy:
Go for it!

Mature women toto dey sweet no be small. grin

No pregnancy worries, you go just dey bang, dey pour inside dey go grin
Omo and I just dey imagine cumming inside her since she no fit get belle again shocked shocked

Thanks for the feedback, I go try kiss her next time we are alone.

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Re: Help!! My Mum's Friend Is Toasting Me. by SultanOfAbia: 7:12pm On Jan 03
Nicepoker:
Op invite her when your mom is around. Boom thr3some don set. Werey omo. grin
Na your mama go do 3 some bastarsd

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Re: Help!! My Mum's Friend Is Toasting Me. by SultanOfAbia: 7:13pm On Jan 03
Rexymania:
Idiot. Try your luck make dey stagnant for 50 years. You go still dey live with your parents at 60...pls try your luck mumu.

Ask yourself, are you that good looking? Are you the only male she has access to? She has seen something in you that is attracting her and she wants to take it
Mumu I came home for Christmas Ode!!
I no dey live for my parents house
You must be seriously mad

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Re: Help!! My Mum's Friend Is Toasting Me. by SultanOfAbia: 7:17pm On Jan 03
Rexymania:
Idiot. Try your luck make dey stagnant for 50 years. You go still dey live with your parents at 60...pls try your luck mumu.

Ask yourself, are you that good looking? Are you the only male she has access to? She has seen something in you that is attracting her and she wants to take it
I am more handsome than all the males in your family

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Re: Help!! My Mum's Friend Is Toasting Me. by badboyTee(m): 7:18pm On Jan 03
SultanOfAbia:
She is good looking and I suspect she is around 50

She touches me on the lap
sometimes she will be asking for me whenever she comes to visit
The way she holds my hand while talking to me.

All these happen when my mom is not around.
I'm confused
I want to risk it and try my luck, is it a good idea or very very bad?
blue film don scatter your head

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Re: Help!! My Mum's Friend Is Toasting Me. by YinkaOlusesi16(m): 8:07pm On Jan 03
what u supposed to don achieve in 2years if you achieve it in 5years nah ur prick cause-am. a word is enough 4 a wise.
Re: Help!! My Mum's Friend Is Toasting Me. by Kingray10: 8:10pm On Jan 03
Nicepoker:
Op invite her when your mom is around. Boom thr3some don set. Werey omo. grin
Sense no go kill you grin grin grin

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Re: Help!! My Mum's Friend Is Toasting Me. by Rexymania(m): 8:35pm On Jan 03
SultanOfAbia:

I am more handsome than all the males in your family

Post your ape picture LoL πŸ˜†πŸ˜†

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Re: Help!! My Mum's Friend Is Toasting Me. by Tunde835(m): 9:05pm On Jan 03
You don hit jackpot bang her.
Re: Help!! My Mum's Friend Is Toasting Me. by Jayden001(m): 9:13pm On Jan 03
Rexymania:
Idiot. Try your luck make dey stagnant for 50 years. You go still dey live with your parents at 60...pls try your luck mumu.

Ask yourself, are you that good looking? Are you the only male she has access to? She has seen something in you that is attracting her and she wants to take it
The way una dey tie people destiny with s*x is just hilarious. I know people that fvck anything under skirt and are still doing very well financially.
So oga s*x is no man's cause of stagnancy

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Re: Help!! My Mum's Friend Is Toasting Me. by pansophist(m): 9:29pm On Jan 03
What do you do when the traffic light turns green? You move or rush to nairaland to ask if you should move?

You mean you don't know what to do, don't know the difference between right and wrong, and need the opinion of strangers on issues that is so basic in nature?

Smh

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Re: Help!! My Mum's Friend Is Toasting Me. by Daddyyin: 10:14pm On Jan 03
Eleriibu

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Re: Help!! My Mum's Friend Is Toasting Me. by THEGALADIMA(m): 10:31pm On Jan 03
My guy, it's not worth it.
What if she gets emotionally attached to you, would your mum or other family members like that.
Just overcome the temptation.
You mentioned she is good-looking, the sex may not be so sweet but I understand the thrill that would come with messing around with her.
But my brother fashiii the matter and if she comes up with the topic just politely, playfully and respectively turn it down.
πŸ’―πŸ’ͺ




SultanOfAbia:

Omo and I just dey imagine cumming inside her since she no fit get belle again shocked shocked

Thanks for the feedback, I go try kiss her next time we are alone.

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Re: Help!! My Mum's Friend Is Toasting Me. by THEGALADIMA(m): 10:32pm On Jan 03
Hmmmm, they may not suffer financially but they would pay heavily for it in a more painful way.
Trust me, indiscriminate sex is very very bad.



Jayden001:

The way una dey tie people destiny with s*x is just hilarious. I know people that fvck anything under skirt and are still doing very well financially.
So oga s*x is no man's cause of stagnancy

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Re: Help!! My Mum's Friend Is Toasting Me. by Starboytwo(m): 10:41pm On Jan 03
Fire on dear son. All na experience..

This year, no gree for anybody. Even 60 year old woman.

omo lile. Bad guy.

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Re: Help!! My Mum's Friend Is Toasting Me. by otipoju(m): 11:01pm On Jan 03
SultanOfAbia:
She is good looking and I suspect she is around 50

She touches me on the lap
sometimes she will be asking for me whenever she comes to visit
The way she holds my hand while talking to me.

All these happen when my mom is not around.
I'm confused
I want to risk it and try my luck, is it a good idea or very very bad?

If she is currently not married.
My carnal self will say go ahead. As long as you treat her with kindness inside and the same respect when outside...you go enjoy her well because she will appreciate what you are doing for her. You will be prolonging her life with enjoyment. She will feel less stressed and more happy

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Re: Help!! My Mum's Friend Is Toasting Me. by SultanOfAbia: 11:15pm On Jan 03
THEGALADIMA:
My guy, it's not worth it.
What if she gets emotionally attached to you, would your mum or other family members like that.
Just overcome the temptation.
You mentioned she is good-looking, the sex may not be so sweet but I understand the thrill that would come with messing around with her.
But my brother fashiii the matter and if she comes up with the topic just politely, playfully and respectively turn it down.
πŸ’―πŸ’ͺ




Thanks a lot
Re: Help!! My Mum's Friend Is Toasting Me. by Lee99: 2:45am On Jan 04
SultanOfAbia:

Omo and I just dey imagine cumming inside her since she no fit get belle again shocked shocked

Thanks for the feedback, I go try kiss her next time we are alone.
Abeg try come back drop update for us on how you take waka

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Re: Help!! My Mum's Friend Is Toasting Me. by NAT0R: 3:22am On Jan 04
SultanOfAbia:
She is good looking and I suspect she is around 50

She touches me on the lap
sometimes she will be asking for me whenever she comes to visit
The way she holds my hand while talking to me.

All these happen when my mom is not around.
I'm confused
I want to risk it and try my luck, is it a good idea or very very bad?
go on comrade πŸ˜‚

Re: Help!! My Mum's Friend Is Toasting Me. by Onyiiobi7735(m): 4:39am On Jan 04
SultanOfAbia:
She is good looking and I suspect she is around 50

She touches me on the lap
sometimes she will be asking for me whenever she comes to visit
The way she holds my hand while talking to me.

All these happen when my mom is not around.
I'm confused
I want to risk it and try my luck, is it a good idea or very very bad?
Really? You want to try your luck?
And you are looking for validation on this forum, from sexual perverts like you.
Why is it that sexual perverts are always very stupid and senseless? You want to be climbing your friend's mother, not even his sister or cousin.
Obviously you have gone mad.
Am very sure that you would not like another young guy like you who is close to you to date your mother,but you are planning to do same to your friend, who's very unfortunate to have a depraved animal like you as a friend.
This is one of the reasons why many men don't keep friends.
To avoid things like this.
Fools like you fail to realise that every action has consequences which can be disastrous.
Did you pause for a moment to think how your friend would feel if he discovers you are dating his mother?
Did you?
You want to take the risk?
Do you ever consider that your friend can murder you for that, either by himself or by dispatching a group of boys after you?
FOOL,am sure you didn't think of that but your friend's mother's pussy.
There have been many cases of guys killing their friends for this and more, and you this senseless fool want to add to the statistics.
FOOL,as old as you are, you don't know what is good and what's bad.
What you want to do is not just bad,but an abomination.
In some societies, you can be stoned to death for that.
Soon depraved animals on this forum will advise you to dig your grave.
If you are actually stupid and senseless,go ahead with your abominable decision.
Good luck.

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Re: Help!! My Mum's Friend Is Toasting Me. by Onyiiobi7735(m): 4:41am On Jan 04
SultanOfAbia:
Na your mama go do 3 some bastarsd
Why are you reacting? But you want to sleep with your friend's mother. You are the bastard, not him. So it dey pain you. Animals everywhere.
Re: Help!! My Mum's Friend Is Toasting Me. by imagrg(m): 4:59am On Jan 04
And they collect STD dey go. grin
Toto never do you something.
DaudaTheSexyGuy:
Go for it!

Mature women toto dey sweet no be small. grin

No pregnancy worries, you go just dey bang, dey pour inside dey go grin
Re: Help!! My Mum's Friend Is Toasting Me. by ashawopikin(m): 8:06am On Jan 04
SultanOfAbia:

Mumu I came home for Christmas Ode!!
I no dey live for my parents house
You must be seriously mad
e get some quote wey dem no dey reply, so because person knack older woman, him go dey stagnant

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Re: Help!! My Mum's Friend Is Toasting Me. by Bouncing2(m): 11:26am On Jan 04
DaudaTheSexyGuy:
Go for it!

Mature women toto dey sweet no be small. grin

No pregnancy worries, you go just dey bang, dey pour inside dey go grin
cheesy wink grin Walai!,, you know d matter grin

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