Hey boo. ., sometimes I abbreviate her name cuz it is a very sexy name she got.

If she made me mad before the call then: Yes ma'am

i just say: TALK

what would be funny is if a lady was like "my spiderman howa u?" and her spouse replies "my catwoman im fine",

what would be funny is if a lady was like "my spiderman howa u?" and her spouse replies "my catwoman im fine",

'ima ima, abadiee' she love it most

Maximip:

I think your cousin and her husband were in some kinda pre-intimacy role playing.

She was playing secretary while the husband was playing boss

lol. It depends on my mood when he calls me. But definately not 'sir', 'dad'(as he is not my fada) 'majesty', 'oga' and their likes.

I'll let you all knw wen i av one

First say hello, hey or hi, And after how are you, ? I miss you,

I will say MY, she calls me MEK

Yes! Wetin?

Wel it depends, but if na gurlfriend , i respond "wetin don happen again "

as for i will answer 'yesssssssssssssss omo to shan'

moi said " hey"

I say YES SIR or My Oga? I love d way it sounds though he doesn't like it but he is beginning 2 get used to it. We dated for 7 yrs before marriage so cut out that crap of arranged marriage.

Hello love

Me : Myking (the first 4 letters in his name starts with K.I.N.G)
Him: Babe/ My Luv, depending on d mood

Good mood we both use hello sweetie and other we call ourselves names.

was always quick to say Ma' or yes ma', just to feel funny!, or play around with her!

Yes Dear, Yes Honey, or just Honey. 'Sir' no way. He is not my boss at work na

yes, what do you want?

Yes Baby or Yes Dear

"YEP!!!" "Maam" "Can i help U"

Freecocoa! Freecocoa!! Freecocoa!!!. Now i have called u three times,how would you answer me? Very soon i will visit that ur small room in owerri. U think i don't know u? Don't worry next time i see u in school, i will ask u freecocoa, Have u joined Jehovah Witness? In Jehovah Witness they their husbands My Lord!

BiafranFirstSon:

Freecocoa! Freecocoa!! Freecocoa!!!. Now i have called u three times,how would you answer me? Very soon i will visit that your small room in owerri. U think i don't know u? Don't worry next time i see u in school, i will ask u freecocoa, Have u joined Jehovah Witness? In Jehovah Witness they their husbands My Lord!

I will answer you"ehen wetin happen?" If you know me so f***ing what? You had better not be who I'm thinking you are and hey if you know me at all,you'll know that my room is one of the biggest around where I stay,na today? Mscheeeew.

U can have a big room in Nairaland, But i know ur small room gba be! And i'm not whom u think i am. U even smiled @ me yesterday! Majekodunmi rarara! Se oti gbon! Ehen,

U can have a big room in Nairaland, But i know ur small room gba be! And i'm not whom u think i am. U even smiled @ me yesterday! Majekodunmi rarara! Se oti gbon! Ehen,

Hahaha okay now I know you have no idea of who I am,smiled at you?must be in your dreams,hey don't sweat it,you know me not.

BiafranFirstSon:

Freecocoa! Freecocoa!! Freecocoa!!!. Now i have called u three times,how would you answer me? Very soon i will visit that your small room in owerri. U think i don't know u? Don't worry next time i see u in school, i will ask u freecocoa, Have u joined Jehovah Witness? In Jehovah Witness they their husbands My Lord!

Where you fro know am?

BiafranFirstSon:

U can have a big room in Nairaland, But i know your small room gba be! And i'm not whom u think i am. U even smiled @ me yesterday! Majekodunmi rarara! Se oti gbon! Ehen,

I nor sure say na she you smile @ abi smile 4, abeg live me Love for me ooo.

freecocoa:

Hahaha okay now I know you have no idea of who I am,smiled at you?must be in your dreams,hey don't sweat it,you know me not.

My Love what's up now? I miss you like wind. Nor mind am jor.

@ bronzetuke,my baby I'm fine jare,I miss you too,that dude is definitely on something not good for his health.

Chei Freecocoa! Me took something? I don die, Na me be this? Ok, mbochi nta ka anyi chuo na owerri nchi. @ silvertuke, when i grab her u go know say i know her wella! Goodnight and reave it rike that for now.