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Beware by Ashola96: 7:06pm On Nov 18, 2011
if you have never dumped a girl b4, then ur a zombie
if a girl has never dumped you then you are a paymaster
if all women like you then you need deliverance
if so many men like a particular girl she shuld be question
if u always miss a girl then check urself
if you love ur girl 100% check if ur a man
if you love your GF more than ur mum then ur end maybe near
if you have just one babe, hmmmmmmmmm then you hate 2face idibia
if you admire other chikala while wit ur babe ur a sharp guy
if you have many babes and dey all havnt meet in ur home ur a role model
xmas is aproachn, drop xx babes and stay wit 1 then u live longa
if ur a marid man n stil eats otsid, 21 gun salut for u (my hand no deyoo)
if ur babe no fine and u dey managem u be okoko
if she be borhol hmmmmmm big trouble in creative mind (pity me)
anyday u stop misin ur babe find a new one
if u ar 2 faithful hmmmmmm try experimentin
if u cant exceed 1 rund, dats b/c uv stayed too long wit ha (1 soup dey tire pason)
if she dosnt answa ha call at nite, pay ha a surprise visit
if u receive a call from her too early or too late pay her a visit n stay longa,
if she takes a drop to ur home tellin u shes too weak smell ha undis
if shes wearing undies pant n bra 2match colours n tired shes don dat
an ugly woman will alwys luv u,
ask ha if i ugly lik u n u fine lik me-
u go still luv me as u luv me now (pigin eng.)
are you a woman or a girl nt by age by character
wow its been a beautiful day in here
please ladies dnt hate me just romance the like button n guys c d like button as ur babe and hit it, cheers
Re: Beware by Nobody: 7:10pm On Nov 18, 2011
[size=14pt]And if you just posted this, you are catastrophically discombobulated. . .[/size]
Re: Beware by Nobody: 7:13pm On Nov 18, 2011
Ashola96:

if you have never dumped a girl b4, then your a zombie
if a girl has never dumped you then you are a paymaster
if all women like you then you need deliverance
if so many men like a particular girl she shuld be question
if u always miss a girl then check urself
if you love your girl 100% check if your a man
if you love your GF more than your mum then your end maybe near
if you have just one babe, hmmmmmmmmm then you hate 2face idibia
if you admire other chikala while wit your babe your a sharp guy
if you have many babes and dey all havnt meet in your home your a role model
xmas is aproachn, drop xx babes and stay wit 1 then u live longa
if your a marid man n stil eats otsid, 21 gun salut for u (my hand no deyoo)
if your babe no fine and u dey managem u be okoko
if she be borhol hmmmmmm big trouble in creative mind (pity me)
anyday u stop misin your babe find a new one
if u ar 2 faithful hmmmmmm try experimentin
if u cant exceed 1 rund, dats b/c uv stayed too long wit ha (1 soup dey tire pason)
if she dosnt answa ha call at nite, pay ha a surprise visit
if u receive a call from her too early or too late pay her a visit n stay longa,
if she takes a drop to your home tellin u shes too weak smell ha undis
if shes wearing undies pant n bra 2match colours n tired shes don dat
an ugly woman will alwys luv u,
ask ha if i ugly lik u n u fine lik me-
u go still luv me as u luv me now (pigin eng.)
are you a woman or a girl nt by age by character
wow its been a beautiful day in here
please ladies dnt hate me just romance the like button n guys c d like button as your babe and hit it, cheers


correct
Re: Beware by Yorisb: 7:23pm On Nov 18, 2011
Ashola96:

if you have never dumped a girl b4, then your a zombie
if a girl has never dumped you then you are a paymaster
if all women like you then you need deliverance
if so many men like a particular girl she shuld be question
if u always miss a girl then check urself
if you love your girl 100% check if your a man
if you love your GF more than your mum then your end maybe near
if you have just one babe, hmmmmmmmmm then you hate 2face idibia
if you admire other chikala while wit your babe your a sharp guy
if you have many babes and dey all havnt meet in your home your a role model
xmas is aproachn, drop xx babes and stay wit 1 then u live longa
if your a marid man n stil eats otsid, 21 gun salut for u (my hand no deyoo)
if your babe no fine and u dey managem u be okoko
if she be borhol hmmmmmm big trouble in creative mind (pity me)
anyday u stop misin your babe find a new one
if u ar 2 faithful hmmmmmm try experimentin
if u cant exceed 1 rund, dats b/c uv stayed too long wit ha (1 soup dey tire pason)
if she dosnt answa ha call at nite, pay ha a surprise visit
if u receive a call from her too early or too late pay her a visit n stay longa,
if she takes a drop to your home tellin u shes too weak smell ha undis
if shes wearing undies pant n bra 2match colours n tired shes don dat
an ugly woman will alwys luv u,
ask ha if i ugly lik u n u fine lik me-
u go still luv me as u luv me now (pigin eng.)
are you a woman or a girl nt by age by character
wow its been a beautiful day in here
please ladies dnt hate me just romance the like button n guys c d like button as your babe and hit it, cheers

Hahahaha

@OP

I wish u organised your thesis wella, however, some of the deductions can only be ultra-correct.

Una no go kill pesin 4 hia jare! cheesy
Re: Beware by freecocoa(f): 7:27pm On Nov 18, 2011
Mscheeew rubbishes.
Re: Beware by Natasha2(f): 7:36pm On Nov 18, 2011
phewwwwwww
bandiejay:


correct
Duh so why don't you marry your mum?
Re: Beware by slimyem: 7:43pm On Nov 18, 2011
high-definition BULLSHIT!
Re: Beware by Flashaldrin(m): 7:47pm On Nov 18, 2011
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Re: Beware by stepo707: 8:10pm On Nov 18, 2011
Ashola96:

if you have never dumped a girl b4, then your a zombie
if a girl has never dumped you then you are a paymaster
if all women like you then you need deliverance
if so many men like a particular girl she shuld be question
if u always miss a girl then check urself
if you love your girl 100% check if your a man
if you love your GF more than your mum then your end maybe near
if you have just one babe, hmmmmmmmmm then you hate 2face idibia
if you admire other chikala while wit your babe your a sharp guy
if you have many babes and dey all havnt meet in your home your a role model
xmas is aproachn, drop xx babes and stay wit 1 then u live longa
if your a marid man n stil eats otsid, 21 gun salut for u (my hand no deyoo)
if your babe no fine and u dey managem u be okoko
if she be borhol hmmmmmm big trouble in creative mind (pity me)
anyday u stop misin your babe find a new one
if u ar 2 faithful hmmmmmm try experimentin
if u cant exceed 1 rund, dats b/c uv stayed too long wit ha (1 soup dey tire pason)
if she dosnt answa ha call at nite, pay ha a surprise visit
if u receive a call from her too early or too late pay her a visit n stay longa,
if she takes a drop to your home tellin u shes too weak smell ha undis
if shes wearing undies pant n bra 2match colours n tired shes don dat
an ugly woman will alwys luv u,
ask ha if i ugly lik u n u fine lik me-
u go still luv me as u luv me now (pigin eng.)
are you a woman or a girl nt by age by character
wow its been a beautiful day in here
please ladies dnt hate me just romance the like button n guys c d like button as your babe and hit it, cheers
Teach me how to be a player! undecided
Re: Beware by Nobody: 8:52pm On Nov 18, 2011
Natasha,,:

phewwwwwww Duh so why don't you marry your mum?


will you Marry your son?
Re: Beware by 195(f): 8:59pm On Nov 18, 2011
shocked shocked
Re: Beware by Natasha2(f): 9:00pm On Nov 18, 2011
bandiejay:

will you Marry your son?
duh answer my question
Re: Beware by Nobody: 9:03pm On Nov 18, 2011
Your question has been answered by my question and that is the truth and as we all know it is Bitter DUH
Re: Beware by Natasha2(f): 9:33pm On Nov 18, 2011
^duh phewwwwwwwww
Re: Beware by Nobody: 9:43pm On Nov 18, 2011
^^ jealous black pikin
Re: Beware by silvertuke(m): 9:50pm On Nov 18, 2011
ok
Re: Beware by Natasha2(f): 11:09am On Nov 19, 2011
bandiejay:

^^ jealous black pikin
thank God I'm no where close to black tongue tongue tongue tongue tongue Do you even know the meaning of the word jealous? cos I don't see how that fits in anything I said.
Re: Beware by Meklex(m): 12:34pm On Nov 19, 2011
some tripe points u got there, aint no truth in these.
Re: Beware by NET1(m): 5:59pm On Nov 19, 2011
@ALL: please free this boy. cheesy cheesy cheesy I just had a good hearty laugh after reading through this post.  cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy I suppose he did this as a joke- not to insult the ladies.

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