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My Marriage Is In Shambles by 195(f): 9:02pm On Dec 05, 2011
Nairalanders

If you know mzdarkskin - Kindly warn her for me cos im not finding this funny

anyway. . . .

I am currently in love with another nairalander who is from Kingston Jamaica
Her name is mzdarkskin - the sex life is amazing as she really knows how
to move that waist of hers on the bed but recently we have been having issues and its in regard
feeding, shes been giving me all green vegetables and refusing to cook pounded yam and other nigerian related dishes for me

Please who knows this mzdarkskin should kindly warn her for me
cos i dont want to be the first nairalander to divorce his wife over FOOD RELATED ISSUES

I have spoken
Re: My Marriage Is In Shambles by Excelboi(m): 9:05pm On Dec 05, 2011
Who cares, get off that crack. Jamo ko kangaroo nii.
Re: My Marriage Is In Shambles by slimyem: 9:06pm On Dec 05, 2011
you have spoken rubbish!
Re: My Marriage Is In Shambles by freecocoa(f): 9:07pm On Dec 05, 2011
Wouf wouf wouf wouf to her,mzdark take time or I'll wouf the hell outta ya jamo woufing a.s.s.
Re: My Marriage Is In Shambles by 195(f): 9:09pm On Dec 05, 2011
freecocoa:

Wouf wouf wouf wouf to her,mzdark take time or I'll wouf the hell outta ya jamo woufing a.s.s.

Thank you - I hope she listens else she gets replaced by you

No time at all angry
Re: My Marriage Is In Shambles by 195(f): 9:09pm On Dec 05, 2011
Excelboi:

Who cares, get off that crack. Jamo ko kangaroo nii.

slimyem:

you have spoken rubbish!

Una see una lives undecided undecided
Re: My Marriage Is In Shambles by r231(m): 9:10pm On Dec 05, 2011
undecided undecided
Re: My Marriage Is In Shambles by 195(f): 9:12pm On Dec 05, 2011
^wouf undecided
Re: My Marriage Is In Shambles by Goldieluks: 9:13pm On Dec 05, 2011
undecided undecided
Re: My Marriage Is In Shambles by 195(f): 9:21pm On Dec 05, 2011
please any nairalander that cant arrange their faces before entering this thread

the door is that way ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------->

I need ppl to advise my wife not squeeze their already squeezed face angry
Re: My Marriage Is In Shambles by duality(m): 9:30pm On Dec 05, 2011
if you see Emado children ,you go know eeh no dey hard.
Re: My Marriage Is In Shambles by mykali(m): 9:30pm On Dec 05, 2011
sad tale bro sad
Re: My Marriage Is In Shambles by 195(f): 9:32pm On Dec 05, 2011
mykali:

 sad tale bro sad

really sad sad
Re: My Marriage Is In Shambles by mykali(m): 9:33pm On Dec 05, 2011
190_@:

really sad sad

No Yam where you live? or she just refuses to pound? sad
Re: My Marriage Is In Shambles by NEWBIN: 9:34pm On Dec 05, 2011
190_@:

Nairalanders

If you know mzdarkskin - Kindly warn her for me cos im not finding this funny

anyway. . . .

I am currently in love with another nairalander who is from Kingston Jamaica
Her name is mzdarkskin - the sex life is amazing as she really knows how
to move that waist of hers on the bed but recently we have been having issues and its in regard
feeding, shes been giving me all green vegetables and refusing to cook pounded yam and other nigerian related dishes for me

Please who knows this mzdarkskin should kindly warn her for me
cos i dont want to be the first nairalander to divorce his wife over FOOD RELATED ISSUES

I have spoken






BUSH PIG!!! angry angry





WOUF!! WOUF!! angry angry
Re: My Marriage Is In Shambles by 195(f): 9:39pm On Dec 05, 2011
mykali:

No Yam where you live? or she just refuses to pound? sad


she refuses to pound


please wen next u see her around advice her for me sad sad
Re: My Marriage Is In Shambles by Goldieluks: 9:40pm On Dec 05, 2011
NEW BIN:





                       





WOUF!!  WOUF!! angry angry
Re: My Marriage Is In Shambles by Nobody: 9:41pm On Dec 05, 2011
mr.trevour are you sick or do you need help?  sad
Re: My Marriage Is In Shambles by 195(f): 9:43pm On Dec 05, 2011
^ I need help cos my Jamaican wont pound for me to eat pounded yam

BTW who open GATE make Dog enter here
Re: My Marriage Is In Shambles by NEWBIN: 9:47pm On Dec 05, 2011
190_@:

^ I need help cos my Jamaican wont pound for me to eat pounded yam

BTW who open GATE make Dog enter here





WOUF!!! angry
Re: My Marriage Is In Shambles by Goldieluks: 9:47pm On Dec 05, 2011
NEW BIN:




WOUF!!! angry
Re: My Marriage Is In Shambles by Nobody: 9:48pm On Dec 05, 2011
Mr.Trevour i have this feeling that if you are a girl you will choose to be an Aristo, LovePeddler BTW when you have in MZdarzkin in your life why are you eyeing freecoaco again  undecided
Re: My Marriage Is In Shambles by 195(f): 9:48pm On Dec 05, 2011
NEW BIN:




WOUF!!! angry


My Gawd!

whats this  angry
Re: My Marriage Is In Shambles by 195(f): 9:50pm On Dec 05, 2011
bandiejay:

Mr.Trevour i have this feeling that if you are a girl you will choose to be an Aristo, LovePeddler BTW when you have in MZdarzkin in your life why are you eyeing freecoaco again  undecided


Becos im an african and in africa we men are allowed to marry as many wives as we want

Some of my friends have 4 wives

im only trying to get my 2nd so u can see im way behind  undecided

bsides freecocoa can always pound for me
Re: My Marriage Is In Shambles by Nobody: 9:55pm On Dec 05, 2011
190_@:



Becos im an african and in africa we men are allowed to marry as many wives as we want

Some of my friends have 4 wives

im only trying to get my 2nd so u can see im way behind
  undecided

bsides freecocoa can always pound for me


Trevouur hhave you heard about St.lunatic group in st.louis? grin kolo fada
Re: My Marriage Is In Shambles by 195(f): 10:00pm On Dec 05, 2011
grin grin grin
Re: My Marriage Is In Shambles by Yorisb: 10:19pm On Dec 05, 2011
Is there a thread on NL that is 190/Lefulefu-free?

MODs, please make it stop and put us all outta our miseries. WOUF! angry
Re: My Marriage Is In Shambles by 195(f): 10:22pm On Dec 05, 2011
^ure out of ur misery already cheesy cheesy
Re: My Marriage Is In Shambles by 195(f): 10:35pm On Dec 05, 2011
hottprince:

NO rlationshp dey perfect u gt 2 endur man dats if u lov her, mayb she no sabi how 2 prpare am sef na Jamo remembr o grin

. . . thats true

But i cant cope with the sex alone, i need better food to match mzdarkskin in bed
Re: My Marriage Is In Shambles by Chimezie198(m): 10:42pm On Dec 05, 2011
bekay911 threw me outta my own house through d window. Even refused giving me my usual foamy/bubbling shower,
She threatened to baptize me wit hot water.
Pls if person see am, help me adivce am. 
Re: My Marriage Is In Shambles by 195(f): 10:51pm On Dec 05, 2011
^are u a 1 minute man in bed smiley

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