My people make una helep me o b4 i commit murder. my oga,madam,gateman and me dey live happy well well until madam go bring ekaete come join us say she go assist her babysit children. Ekaete fine no be small,tall come huge wit beta ikebe. Me sef come d woman why madam go go bring dis kind temptation come house.
E no tey,i begin eye ekaete and she come dey like me cos my work for house na house boy work but i dey go school. Because i come frm madam side,oga promise to send me go university na im make dem no dey pay me monthly like gateman. after 8month wey ekaete come,me and her don dey tight sotey if house empty,we dey phuck. Yawa come gas one day na im gateman come catch us come shout say him go report unless say ekaete summit. One hand,im collect im own. Ekaete come nack me tory say na our oga even first collect before me. D wahala wey dey now be say ekaete don carry belle. Belle don reach 5 months and madam cos of work no even notice. Ekaete say she no no three of us,(oga,gateman and me)who get d belle and she dey threaten to report to madam. She say she go tell madam every every. If she tell madam say na oga,madam go throw her out,if she say na me,my education support don stop be dat. And if she say na gateman,gateman promised to implicate everybody.
Ekaete sef dey fear say if dey throw her out,how she go manage cater for d baby if she born again.
Good people,make una advice me fast on wot to do cos of my education or else i go carry out wetin dey my mind.
I wan buy small garmalin,mix am will small otapiapia put am for ekaete food dis night? Helep me.

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I thought you are an atheist?

the truth is coming out in bits,

One minute you are chilling in ur suite in benin, seeking advice on how to approach a lady, next you are a mere unpaid house boy, Dude , quit all these your imaginary hallucinations, get a life and a job,

Imi, otic mammal

chuksikem:

the truth is coming out in bits,

One minute you are chilling in your suite in benin, seeking advice on how to approach a lady, next you are a mere unpaid house boy, Dude , quit all these your imaginary hallucinations, get a life and a job,

Imi, otic mammal

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Ur fada!
Wen u started it, did u seek our opinion?
U dey share wit oga household cake abi. U dey craze,
Na wetin u chop wan ruin u be dat!

Sensational Gallivanting "Bullshitological" "Legend of Ekaete!". . . Arrant "Nonsenticology!"

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Somali refugee(unfortunate arab man)

@ a point I couldn't understand it but seriously shit is hilariously funny. OP what's garmalin and otapiapia?

Jay Be home page please. . Before dude commit murder

FUNNY