This na the typical conversation wey a naija man wey dey married to a naija woman and the typical conversation b/w a naija man wey dey married to a white woman,
For a naija man married to a naija woman:
The bobo don come from work very tired and hungry and he see im naija wife stand for door with arms akimbo with a big scowl for her face,
Naija wife:Mumu man na were u dey all this while?.i don stand for door mouth dey wait for u and i no see ur breaklight
Naija husband: darling i am so srry .we had a very important business meeting which was very crucial for the company.I am sorry i am so late.Whats for dinner darling?
Naija wife:Look at this agbaya dey ask me wetin dey for dinner.ohh u think say i no know the rubbish wey u dey engage for office abi?.Ohh so na that ur secetary wey get k-leg na im u don dey play kpangolo game with abi?
Naija husband: honey i am so tired.i am not in the mood for quarrel today
Naija wife:'grabs his shirt' today na today .both u and me go put both our legs for dat ur dirty trouser
Naija husband: darling pls stop.u disturbing the neighbours with this ur drama
Naija wife: ohhhh u dey call me drama woman abi?, she yells out,neighbours oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!! come at see wetin dis my mumu husband dey do oooooooo!! e dey do another woman level ooooooooooo!

Dis na the typical conversation wey a naija man wey dey married to a white woman go get
The bobo don close from work very tired and he come im house.
Naija husband: Honey i am home!
Oyibo wife: oh darling u back.i was so worried and tried to call ur line but they said u were hooked up in a meeting
Naija husband:yes the meeting was so hectic.I am so tired and so hungry
oyibo wife: oh dont u worried i prepared just ur favourite
Naija husband: oh whats that?
Oyibo wife:Its egausi(egusi) soup with pounded yam
Naija husband: wow! i cant wait to fill up my stomach, i feel like i can eat a horse
oyibo wife: ohhh my african prince is getting naughty.baby why dont u rest ur tired bones on this settee while i pull off ur shoes and loosen up ur tie b4 u eat
Naija husband: that would be a good idea!

Typical conversation b/w a naija man and im naija wife
the bobo wife birthday don reach and as a sharp guy he must buy something wey im naija wife must like.
Naija wife: mister man na my birthday and as normal u must shake body and give me something ooo for this my birthday
naija husband: sure honey i bought a brand new Audi car for u.Its just for starters.
Naija wife:Id1ot! dem tell u say na Audi women like me dey drive?
Naija husband: Ok what do u want as a gift?
Naija wife:Women of substance like us na Murano jeep we dey drive.My mates get murano jeep and i be dey expect u to buy one for me.U for ask me the type of car wey i want b4 u go dey buy one yeye second audi for cotonou!.I no know why u igbo men too mumu
Naija husband: honey just calm down
Naija wife:shaddap!

typical conversation b/w a naija man and his white wife over her birthday
Naija man:Honey! i brought something for ur birthday!
Oyibo wife:Oh whats it u brought darling?
Naija man:Close ur eyes
Oyibo wife: closes her eyes
Naija man: now open ur eyes
Oyibo wife:Ohh darling!!! u brought some roses and a pusssy cat for me!!
Oyibo wife:ohh darling i love u so much!, grabs him and kisses him hard
Naija man:u most welcome my humminbird.what shall we name the cat?
Oyibo wife:Lets call him Weevles!

      

Y na?
There r some Naija women who r so looooooving too.
It's all about actions n reactions.

Not only to remove shoe n tie, but will give a bath n massage too.

Not that baaad at all.


Ehmm, clears throat,

Hmm, no Murano or Audi, but Bugatti pls: extra massage on the house

Teww funny!!!!!! ;-D ;-D ;-D ;-D ;-D
Roses and pussycat. . Weevles. , ​=))º°˚˚˚°ºнaĦaнaº°˚˚˚°º‎​=))

yuzedo e no funny at all ooooo
na real life scenario wey a naija man dey find himself with im naija wife

Lefulefu, this is a newyear, we need new stories.

oh lefulefu i m sory 4 all d harsh words i ve used on u on nl; sobbing
I never knew this is the cause of ur problem, the traumatic childhood u had with a never at home dad and an always nagging mum; sobbing
It explains ur hatred for 9ja/black women, it must have been horrible growing up with such a childhood, u really need to see a therapist.
Here is my advice for u, try not to marry a 9ja/black woman cos d subconcious childhood hatred u have for ur mother a black 9ja woman which u have transfered to adult hatred 4 black women and love 4 white women might lead u to be a devilish husband to ur black wife.

Okay this thread is pointless and lacks sense but I have got to applaud the creativity and oh my the sense of humour behind it

Nj girl:

oh lefulefu i m sory 4 all d harsh words i ve used on u on nl; sobbing
I never knew this is the cause of your problem, the traumatic childhood u had with a never at home dad and an always nagging mum; sobbing
It explains your hatred for 9ja/black women, it must have been horrible growing up with such a childhood, u really need to see a therapist.
Here is my advice for u, try not to marry a 9ja/black woman cos d subconcious childhood hatred u have for your mother a black 9ja woman which u have transfered to adult hatred 4 black women and love 4 white women might lead u to be a devilish husband to your black wife.

*singing i wish i can fly*

Lefulefu, accept my sympathy!
So ds is wat u ve passin thru, eeeyyaa, something must be wrong, its either u are d wrong guy 4 her or she is wrong 4 u!
Those foreign films u watch are deceptive, stop it n face reality.
Go talk 2 elders in ur family 2 help u out of ds 'unmanful' attitude of urs!

Exponental:

Lefulefu, accept my sympathy!
So ds is wat u ve passin thru, eeeyyaa, something must be wrong, its either u are d wrong guy 4 her or she is wrong 4 u!
Those foreign films u watch are deceptive, stop it n face reality.
Go talk 2 elders in your family 2 help u out of ds 'unmanful' attitude of urs!

stop assuming

^^
Really?

lefulefu:

*singing i wish i can fly*

i totally understand: u wish u could fly away from memories of ur traumatic childhood that has left u with a psychological scar so deep u hate ur own race. I understand ur pain and i empathize with u.
Lesson from this post to parents and parents to be : dont fight in front of d kids, look what it does to them.

^^
lol