Comfliments of Zee Zeason!!! People, i guess its no longer news to us now that telling a person, "I wish you GOODLUCK in 2012" now seems to be more of a curse than a prayer! Innit?, i hope you all are holding up and enjoying the new-year gift sha?, thats what we get for selling our votes for a bag of rice and gallon of Ororo!,

moving on, on a lighter note, i cannot come and go and kee mysef cos of a bunch of backward thinking F*cktards!! jare, they can fit to go and lick hot iron for all i care!

#Now playing on repeat!, "OMOGE WAA GBA PETROL, ANI WAA GBA PETROL!!

#I digress,



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i know, looking at the caption of this note, you must be saying in your mind now that, hmmmn!!, BBM, E-haff! C*m Again, trying to use Logical Hypothesis to manufacture another theory! to convince and confuse us again! abi?



Ok!, enough of the Grammatical bullsh*ttin', that is not why we are here!, lemme just cut to the chase! Already! o'i?



for a hot minute now, i've often ruminated This world to be full of good and bad people, i then wonder,

why do people prefer bad to good?



This transcends our daily activities and affects our relationships with people. Then I wonder again, and ask myself this rhetorical question of which a logical answer to it as since eluded me,, why do ladies prefer badt guys (vices), to good guys (virtues)??



taking a critical look at the male specie!, I’ve come to realise that the good guys fail to get the beautiful, sexy, mind blowing intelligent ladies. The good guys are usually unlucky (despite their good nature), Most often times they are always being Used as "Assistant Boyfriends" aka "MY BEST FRIEND", many of them date ladies they don’t really like and desire from their innermost church minds *excuse my language i.e. plain girls*. Invariably, they don’t go for what they want but, for what IS Available, they are the kind of people we call the CEO's of LAST-ma! when it comes to women affairs! (oh!, what a life!).



alright!, moving on!,



On the other hand, the Bad(t) guyz get the best of the female stock. (alz in, just like the old yaba market on tuesday mornings, they have at their grasp!, a little bit of everything to pick from) They don’t only socialise and mingle with the sexy, mind- blowing ladies but also the innocent and intelligent Ones. In reality, they date every category of women there is (they’re not stereotyped at all). They are the James Bonds, Giovanni Casanovas, and OSHOMO GBO mo pon's of this world.



Let me clarify what I mean by bad and good guys before I go further.






Bad guys aren’t necessarily bad people, actually some of them kind, considerate and compassionate. However, they are referred to as bad(t) because they toil with the emotions of women and end up breaking their hearts. Some of them do it for fun and find pleasure in it but these guys aren’t(weren't) born bad. They are usually victims of love. Bad guys are cool, jovial, confident, fun to be with, adventurous, strong willed, possess good oratory skills. They don’t need to be extremely handsome, their other characteristics cover up for this. Players fall into this category.



Good guys are nice, friendly; some are quiet, most times polite, shy, courteous, respectful, considerate etc. They are usually every girls dream but they lack the traits bad(t) guys possess.



They are not spontaneous or adventurous, they like to obey rules and are usually inexperienced in women affairs. They don’t really have too many female aquaintances or engage in casual dating so they don’t really know what a woman wants. Guys who haven’t been schooled by love fall into this category and religious blokes too! (am not talking about fanatics o!, before some people start binding and casting me with the holy spirit now!)




Not to be bias or provide a case for a single line of argument, I did a little survey by consenting the opinions of both guys and ladies alike on the subject matter and the summary of my survey was filled with statesments like good guys are slow!, good guys are boring!, good guys are better off as friends and all that yada yada! yada!,



most chics, from the lot reckon that bad guys seem to provide the adrenalin rush that brings about excitement!, with their spontaneity, rudeness and unpredictability,



morale of the story, the ladies i conversed with mostly perceive bad guys to be their preference over good guys anyday anytime, some people even labelled them a guilty pleasure they always love to abuse!.



but yet again, i wonder?, since the bad guyz are so wonderful, how come i always hear alot of girls still complain about how wicked , heartless and unfaithful these same set of Guys are , when really, it is the girls themselves that run after them!!, (is anybody with me on this one?)



i guess this pretty much validates the theory that suggests that some girls(ladies) really do not know what they want! even when it is standing in front of them koro koro! , (pun intended)


that being said, Let me share my idea with you, Bad(t) guys are like cigarette packs, they come with the warning label (SMOKERS ARE LIABLE TO DIE YOUNG!!). but the ladies are hooked for some really weird reason and ignore the clearly visible warning sign on the bad guys. and go right on with it anyways!,



(its just like playing with fire, and crying when you get burnt!), why cry, when you know exactly what you're playing with? mtcheeew!, women sef!!


however, The real truth is that bad(t) guys are good lovers and know how to treat a woman right. They are experts in women affairs and living. Other guys employ their services in handling women affairs.



These bad(t) guys have the necessary experience and they always use it to their advantage. (maybe thats why the girls keep running after them sha), buh ladies, before you decide to run after bad guys,

please remember the law of demand and supply which states that:- "If demand increases and supply remains constant, then it leads to a higher equilibrium of the price and quantity" (morale of the story, you have alot of people (chics) to contend with, cos no be only you like bad(t) guys!!)



(*insert confused smiley here!!*),



i hope yhu get my point sha! .lol



On the other hand, good guys are usually inexperienced, boring and not spontaneous (they have nothing to offer the ladies). They tend to condemn everything exciting as immoral; all they do is listen, listen and listen!!!, They are daddy figures to the ladies they go out with, some ladies like this sha!, but i can bet my last kobo on it that the vast majority dont!, (i still stand corrected on that tho)



Approach is very important and I believe that’s why ladies prefer bad guys to good guys. Bad guys present themselves as lovers or make their intentions known early to a lady or woman (az in, they Set. P. Sharp sharp without dulling) while good guys still want to be friends first before taking things to the next level.



The worst place to be is the ‘Friend Zone’ once you’re in, you’re never coming out!, (trust me, even babalawo no fit help yhu re-organise am! olohun!)



Good guys feel that getting emotionally attached to a girl will win her over (that’s crap).



Guys!!! pls note:, never be or act as a therapist to a girl you want to date or have sex with, you will never achieve your goal (there are always exceptions though, but most times it’s a failure and it gets you stuck in the friend zone). Ladies don’t bore guys they wanna have sex with, with their personal history, and bad(t) guys don’t ask for life history either, (afterall , it doesnt affect the price of Agbalumo in the market, so WTF??)





ladies and gents, bois and gehs!, please realise that the essence of this note is not to glorify badt guys or chastise the good one's , i'm only trying to get us to conform with the reality that the situation presents, and also to correct the Misconstrued impression with many girls( ladies) boxing good and badt guys into the same infamous stereotypes that (all guys are the same! ) my dear, all guys are not the same o!!, they never were, and never will, obviously it is the bad(t) guys that cause most of the SLEDGE HAMMER!! heartbreaks you ladies experience!,



before i go





MY PARTING SHOT!!!!:- since Bad(t) guys are what you girls like and want, please learn to deal with the wahala and consequences that comes with them and dont complain!, comprende?



i hope with these few points of mine, i have been able to further convince and confuse you!, why ladies infact like bad(t) guyz!!!



**now runs away!!**

I think these so called "bad boys" are nothing more than punks

(Some women confuse having a strong man with having a complete "azzhole".
I blame men for this because of such men being celebrated by their fellow men. )

I just like a guy that can "hold his own".

WT4ck is the OP on about??

Damn I am getting lazy or is it that the OP, post is too dry?

started like a broken record but made sense towards the end

Like a broken record or is a broken record

op,is this supposed to a kind of debate for or against this motion?

MsDarkSkin:

I think these so called "bad boys" are nothing more than punks

(Some women confuse having a strong man with having a complete "azzhole".
I blame men for this because of such men being celebrated by their fellow men. )

I just like a guy that can "hold his own".

MsDarkSkin:

I just like a guy that can "hold his own".

Hmm. . .She likes Bamoun warriors.