Chimdiadi:

I live in a house where d landlord luvs me so much and is always fond of me. But recently i started noticing d wife's advances at me, i tot it was a harmless goodwil 4rm her until she broken d camels bak by askin my to help her bear a child that she wil buy a brand new car for me and give d sum of 250,000 thousand naira. They have only a girl child for over 12 years now,  How do i do, i am really confused.

Chimdiadi:

Dear nairalanders, I have been in an unholy relationship( you knw what i mean) with a girl for like four years now and it happens that i have given my life to christ , to serve him in spirit and in truth. I spoke to her abt my decisin to turn a new leave, she understood my points nd  said dat she is ok wid it as long as it wont break our relationship. We then decided to keep d relationship witout having d unholy tins happenin again but dis decisin hasnt changed anytin, d unholy tins stil occur,  So i have made up my mind to call it a quit,  So plz how do i tell her so dat she wont feel bad because she has once threatnd to SHOOT me if i break d relationship,  HELP   

Bro, your landlady wants you, your girlfriend wants to shoot you. . . You kwanu, what do you want?

Brb!

~Mikael~:

Bro, your landlady wants you, your girlfriend wants to shoot you. . . You kwanu, what do you want?

Brb!

slimyem:

op,girlfriend and landlord problem at a time.
Na only you?
Something also tells me that all these your stories are made up.

Acidosis:

are you a child bearing machine? if you do it , your life is at risk. The woman would be scared that one day, you expose the whole secret. Dont try it man!
if she so much need another child, she reason with her husband to adopt one .

Ijogz K:

Slimyem, there is fire on the mountain oooooohhhhhh, i can't sleep without thinking about u, I cant even eat anymore. Ur attention is severely and extremely needed!!!!

doe-eyed:

Run and again run


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