Cu m ming up with the reminder of the timetable in a sec!!
Make i go post one joke!
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaghahahahahahahahahah

Guy MIKUZ i hope u know nairaland doesnt give cover 4 HEALTH INSURANCE? MK E no be bcus of nairaland jokes section OFFTOPIC BAR to be precise u get "HIGH BLOOD" . Abeg u r still a SMALL BOY!

Why u come dey CRY dey gv us in d name of explaining ur biography on nairaland. Who wants to know? Life goes on and it doesnt wait 4 no MIKUZ #GET dat into ur KOKONUT!

If u continue CRYING lyk dis i myt solicite on ur behalf 4 d establishment of KIDS SECTION here on nl. Sheybe it will b a nyc idea?

*clears throat*

CRYING 4 unrealistic things lyk this myt just end u up HANGING urself one HOT AFTERNOON bcus nobody cares. #i know ur not wise a word is not enuf

Jåckpot go cause confusion gv en BOY O BOY (house boy) to solve. Smh.

Oya wipe ur tears n stop expecting 2 much! Okay?


# i speak my mind, no tym to edit

DONkollione:

Guy MIKUZ i hope u know nairaland doesnt give cover 4 HEALTH INSURANCE? MK E no be bcus of nairaland jokes section OFFTOPIC BAR to be precise u get "HIGH BLOOD" . Abeg u r still a SMALL BOY!

Why u come dey CRY dey gv us in d name of explaining ur biography on nairaland. Who wants to know? Life goes on and it doesnt wait 4 no MIKUZ #GET dat into ur KOKONUT!

If u continue CRYING lyk dis i myt solicite on ur behalf 4 d establishment of KIDS SECTION here on nl. Sheybe it will b a nyc idea?

*clears throat*

CRYING 4 unrealistic things lyk this myt just end u up HANGING urself one HOT AFTERNOON bcus nobody cares. #i know ur not wise a word is not enuf

Jåckpot go cause confusion gv en BOY O BOY (house boy) to solve. Smh.

Oya wipe ur tears n stop expecting 2 much! Okay?


# i speak my mind, no tym to edit

ROTFLMAOLWKMDLOLLLLLL!!!!

Kai ur name fit u dieeee,guy u ayaf talk IT ooo.I no no say u craze like dis wiv wordings o,u b lyrical werey part of Mosofunwontele Inc.D guy wan mad oooo,he don begin bite hin flesh ooo hahahahahahahhhahahhahahahahahaha

DONkollione:

Guy MIKUZ i hope u know nairaland doesnt give cover 4 HEALTH INSURANCE? MK E no be bcus of nairaland jokes section OFFTOPIC BAR to be precise u get "HIGH BLOOD" . Abeg u r still a SMALL BOY!

Why u come dey CRY dey gv us in d name of explaining ur biography on nairaland. Who wants to know? Life goes on and it doesnt wait 4 no MIKUZ #GET dat into ur KOKONUT!

If u continue CRYING lyk dis i myt solicite on ur behalf 4 d establishment of KIDS SECTION here on nl. Sheybe it will b a nyc idea?

*clears throat*

CRYING 4 unrealistic things lyk this myt just end u up HANGING urself one HOT AFTERNOON bcus nobody cares. #i know ur not wise a word is not enuf

Jåckpot go cause confusion gv en BOY O BOY (house boy) to solve. Smh.

Oya wipe ur tears n stop expecting 2 much! Okay?


# i speak my mind, no tym to edit

All the time ID dey shout warnings of "back-off pls" - nobody esp. the chief culprit & im boys take any notice

but the minute she begin dey post interesting "memos" as revenge, all hell breaks loose!!

mods, I know say una do wetin una do for peace to reign - but you've gotta admit, the fun just dey begin

I even come dey learn some bad, bad words from E DON KOLO FINISH and Mr Killer like: SMP & Ugly Baboon!!

Er Mikuz as e be say you dey take this whole thing personal, I mean that your offtopic na your bread 'n butter - work full ground here for you now. . .

I mean, this is just page 3. You've got 97 more pages to post you love life letters and insults. . .abeg, continue jare - na u biko!!!!

^^c'mon nor be true thing I talk? I mean that Mikuz's offtopic just dey get really interesting. . .

anyway, na so we see am now.

^^ okay

(I never read am yet)

but what happens next??

then what happens??

c'mon no dulling now. . .

It sickened him. His
new girlfriend had
an obsession with
“the anal thing.”
Now *that* he
had never done. It
had overtones of
filth and
perversion. It was
the way queers
had sex! And
yet . . .
She did have a nice
behind. He loved
to run his hands
over its sweetly
flowing contours.
It was a classic,
fully rounded and
padded model,
unlike the skinny
boy-butts
fashionable
nowadays. He got
hard just thinking
about it.
Why not? If she
wanted it that
badly . . . But,
damn, that was
where *poop*
came from. The
thought of
sticking his cock
into that
disgusting,
stinking hole –
“Hobbie, do I have
to beg? I *need* it
there. That’s the
only way I’ve ever
been able to come.
At least *try* it. If
you love me . . . ”
Love. The magic
word. He knew
raging passion, but
love? What the hell
could that be?
Maybe . . . maybe
what he was
starting to feel for
Carla. He couldn’t
bear the thought
of losing her.
“Yes, Hobson, I’ll
wash thoroughly.
I’ll even do an
enema to clean
out inside. No
trace of my shit
will contaminate
that pristine cock
of yours.”
It wasn’t as if he’d
never seen her
anal sphincter
before. There it
was, staring him in
the face, as he
entered her
doggie style.
Winking at him.
Round and
puckered, with a
reddish brown
tinge. The
doorway to the
tunnel that led all
the way up into
her pipes. Into her
central core.
Decision time. She
was on hands and
knees, naked
buttocks within an
inch of his
throbbing erection.
Which entrance?
The slit that had
so recently
welcomed him into
its familiar,
velvety splendor?
Or the (ass!) hole,
hiding dark
mysteries?
He plunged into
her.

^^Mtcheew!!

you still dey page 3??!!

I'm off to go paint my nails. Haller me when you reach page 10 with your postings. . .

Pandora was a
very naughty girl.
She was also
selfish and
oversexed. She
only ever thought
about her own
pleasure. Her
boyfriend was a
very good person,
he loved her so
much that he put
up with all her
faults, and she
used him in every
sense. Also her
intimate appetite
was enormous,
she couldn’t get
enough of it, and
she needed a
minimum of 10
heavenly feelings a day.
She masturbated
frequently when
she was alone, and
when she wasn’t
she got her
boyfriend to give
her several
heavenly feelings through
MouthAction. When she
had had enough,
she rarely wanted
to pleasure him, all
that mattered was
herself. Her
boyfriend
fantasied with
backdoor, but she
didn’t want to
know, as she knew
that she wasn’t
going to get an
heavenly feeling that way.
Pandora was also
very lazy. She
lived off her
boyfriend. She
spent most of her
time at home, or
shopping. She
didn’t even know
what he worked
as, it just wasn’t
interesting to
Pandora, as long
as there was
plenty of money
for her.
One week he had
to go for a
business trip
leaving Pandora
on her own. The
third day of his
absence an
enormous box
came through the
post. Pandora put
it in the living room
and didn’t give it a
second thought.
However, two
days later Pandora
was bored, and
she felt curious to
know what was
inside.
That night, when
her boyfriend
called she told him
about the parcel. –
” A Big box came
for you through
the post, would
you like me to
open it for you?”
- No, just put it in
my study – said
her boyfriend in an
offhand manner. –
“Why not? Come
on, let me open it…
– said Pandora in
her whinnying
tone.
- ” I said no, it’s not
your parcel, just
forget about it, it’s
just something to
do with work, I will
open it when I get
back, okay?” And
with that he hung
up. Poor Pandora,
she just couldn’t
forget about the
box. Hour after
hour she looked at
the it, thinking
what could be
inside. Finally,
curiosity got the
better off her, and
making all sorts of
excuses in her
mind she ripped
the parcel’s paper
off, and opened
the box. She really
had no idea what
could be inside, but
she certainly didn’t
expect what she
found, there was
what seemed to
be some sort of
intimate toy, what
looked like a
stainless steel
chastity belt. It
was so beautiful,
Pandora was very
taken by it, and
she couldn’t resist
getting undressed
and putting it on.
She had no
intention to lock it,
she just held it up
to her waist to see
the effect, but as
she did so, the two
ends snapped
shut, pulled by
some sort of
powerful magnetic
attraction. The
belt was fastened
tight, it was a
perfect fit.
Pandora looked at
herself nervously.
She loved the
sexy effect of the
belt. She manipulated
the meshed area
where she could
pee without
touching her clit
and Kitty. She
felt her Bottom, so
exposed and free
from the
restraining belt,
and twisted her
head to see how it
looked.
A closer look at the
belt showed her
that there didn’t
seem to be a lock,
she couldn’t even
see the joins that
had clicked
together when
she put the belt
on. She began to
feel very nervous,
she looked in the
box to see if some
keys or
instructions were
there, but there
was nothing. She
tugged at the belt,
trying to pull it off,
but she couldn’t.
- How in the hell do
I get this off? –
she thought – I
bet he has done
this on purpose,
knowing that I
would look in the
box and try this
on. He just wants
to humilliate me
knowing that I
won’t know how
to get it off. I can’t
bear the thought
of him having to
see me like this –
and with this she
stamped her foot
in rage for falling
in such a silly trap.
But bear it she had
to. For several
days she had a
very
uncomfortable
time, peeing
through the mesh
of the belt, not
being able to clean
herself properly,
not being able to
touch her Kitty.
This was the
worst part, she
really was used to
have at least 10
heavenly feelings a day,
of
thinking of her
own pleasure, and
now she could not.
She felt a ticklish
feeling in her clit,
and she couldn’t
touch it, it sent her
wild. She felt so
near cumming, but
without that final
stimulation there
was no relief for
Pandora. All she
could do was
suffer and wait.
Finally, Friday
came. Her
boyfriend was due
back from his
business trip that
afternoon.
Pandora was
waiting for him in
the living room,
decided to get
over the worse
part as soon as
possible. Letting
him see her like
that and laugh as
much as he
wanted, the
sooner that
happened the
sooner she would
be freed of the
evil contraption.
But oh how
humiliating it was,
she felt like a
greedy child that
had been caught
with her hands in
the cookie jar.
There was no way
she could hide the
evidence, it was
fastened tightly
to her waist.
When her
boyfriend finally
arrived and let
himself into the
apartment, he
smiled in a cruel
manner Pandora
had never seen
before. He looked
at her Unclad body,
her unmentionables were
hard and looked
highly frustrated,
she looked so hot
in her new prision
as she rubbed her
Bottom because of the
the humiliation
and her
nervousness. Her
face was red, and
she found it hard
to meet his gaze,
she decided to act
very submissively,
unlike her normal
self, so to finish as
quickly as possible,
she was in no
position to have a
tantrum as she
normally would
have and make
demands.
- Well well – he
said- look what we
have here. – he
laughed and then
continued – Now
you know for
whom I work, I
make chastity
belts, but not just
any chastity
belts… no, belts
that Masters and
Mistresses use
when they want
their slaves
permanently
chastised. The belt
you are wearing is
the pilot model,
the first
experimental
permanent
chastity belt made
with your
measurements
and a cast. I am
sorry to say that
there is no
possible way of
getting out of that
belt, but of course,
I had no intention
of you putting it
on… – and with
this his expression
tried to look sorry.
She smiled and
laughed. It was all
nerves really, she
didn’t believe him.
He was just
teasing her,
making her squirm,
humiliating her and
taking pleasure in
the power he had
over her. She
didn’t believe for a
minute that she
was trapped in a
permanent
chastity belt.
He embraced her,
she was quiet,
shocked, not
believing, quite
unlike her usual
self.
- My poor little cat.
You have been
chastised for
being too curious. I
told you didn’t I?
well didn’t I?, to
leave the box
alone… And having
said that he licked
his finger and put
it in Pandora’s
virgen Bottom. She
moaned in
pleasure, so in
heat was she, so
frustrated, that
this unknown BehindBased
pleasure was
divine.
- Thank God we
have your Bottom
free, I am now
going to be able to
really enjoy it.
That frustrated
state you will
always be in, will
mean that you will
really enjoy BehindBased
sex, I bet you will
actually beg me
for it. – and he
continued to move
his finger in her
Bottom. He then put
her on all fours
and manipulated her
unmentionables as he
slowly inserted his
now hard joystick in
her tight Bottom. What
a pleasure it was,
he had never felt
anything like it. He
could hear her
moan and she was
mounted, slowly at
first, but then
faster and faster,
until he finally
precipitate,
My poor little love
– he said – no
heavenly feeling for you –
looking with a little
pity to his
girlfriend, who had
now put her own
finger in her Bottom,
trying to get a
little more
pleasure. He
kissed her
forehead, and left
her to her
thoughts.
Night after night
Pandora begged
him to tell her the
way out of the
belt. And night
after night he told
her that there was
no way out.
Frustrated and
whimpering,
feeling her clit
beating inside it’s
prison, she would
finally beg him for
some BehindBased
pleasure. And he
readily complied.
So if you are a
naughty girl,
curious and
oversexed, I would
be very careful.
Perhaps you will
end up like poor
Pandora, with no
heavenly feelings ever
again. Be-careful
because Curiosity
frustrated the cat.

Pandora was a
very naughty girl.
She was also
selfish and
oversexed. She
only ever thought
about her own
pleasure. Her
boyfriend was a
very good person,
he loved her so
much that he put
up with all her
faults, and she
used him in every
sense. Also her
intimate appetite
was enormous,
she couldn’t get
enough of it, and
she needed a
minimum of 10
heavenly feelings a day.
She masturbated
frequently when
she was alone, and
when she wasn’t
she got her
boyfriend to give
her several
heavenly feelings through
MouthAction. When she
had had enough,
she rarely wanted
to pleasure him, all
that mattered was
herself. Her
boyfriend
fantasied with
backdoor, but she
didn’t want to
know, as she knew
that she wasn’t
going to get an
heavenly feeling that way.
Pandora was also
very lazy. She
lived off her
boyfriend. She
spent most of her
time at home, or
shopping. She
didn’t even know
what he worked
as, it just wasn’t
interesting to
Pandora, as long
as there was
plenty of money
for her.
One week he had
to go for a
business trip
leaving Pandora
on her own. The
third day of his
absence an
enormous box
came through the
post. Pandora put
it in the living room
and didn’t give it a
second thought.
However, two
days later Pandora
was bored, and
she felt curious to
know what was
inside.
That night, when
her boyfriend
called she told him
about the parcel. –
” A Big box came
for you through
the post, would
you like me to
open it for you?”
- No, just put it in
my study – said
her boyfriend in an
offhand manner. –
“Why not? Come
on, let me open it…
– said Pandora in
her whinnying
tone.
- ” I said no, it’s not
your parcel, just
forget about it, it’s
just something to
do with work, I will
open it when I get
back, okay?” And
with that he hung
up. Poor Pandora,
she just couldn’t
forget about the
box. Hour after
hour she looked at
the it, thinking
what could be
inside. Finally,
curiosity got the
better off her, and
making all sorts of
excuses in her
mind she ripped
the parcel’s paper
off, and opened
the box. She really
had no idea what
could be inside, but
she certainly didn’t
expect what she
found, there was
what seemed to
be some sort of
intimate toy, what
looked like a
stainless steel
chastity belt. It
was so beautiful,
Pandora was very
taken by it, and
she couldn’t resist
getting undressed
and putting it on.
She had no
intention to lock it,
she just held it up
to her waist to see
the effect, but as
she did so, the two
ends snapped
shut, pulled by
some sort of
powerful magnetic
attraction. The
belt was fastened
tight, it was a
perfect fit.
Pandora looked at
herself nervously.
She loved the
sexy effect of the
belt. She manipulated
the meshed area
where she could
pee without
touching her clit
and Kitty. She
felt her Bottom, so
exposed and free
from the
restraining belt,
and twisted her
head to see how it
looked.
A closer look at the
belt showed her
that there didn’t
seem to be a lock,
she couldn’t even
see the joins that
had clicked
together when
she put the belt
on. She began to
feel very nervous,
she looked in the
box to see if some
keys or
instructions were
there, but there
was nothing. She
tugged at the belt,
trying to pull it off,
but she couldn’t.
- How in the hell do
I get this off? –
she thought – I
bet he has done
this on purpose,
knowing that I
would look in the
box and try this
on. He just wants
to humilliate me
knowing that I
won’t know how
to get it off. I can’t
bear the thought
of him having to
see me like this –
and with this she
stamped her foot
in rage for falling
in such a silly trap.
But bear it she had
to. For several
days she had a
very
uncomfortable
time, peeing
through the mesh
of the belt, not
being able to clean
herself properly,
not being able to
touch her Kitty.
This was the
worst part, she
really was used to
have at least 10
heavenly feelings a day,
of
thinking of her
own pleasure, and
now she could not.
She felt a ticklish
feeling in her clit,
and she couldn’t
touch it, it sent her
wild. She felt so
near cumming, but
without that final
stimulation there
was no relief for
Pandora. All she
could do was
suffer and wait.
Finally, Friday
came. Her
boyfriend was due
back from his
business trip that
afternoon.
Pandora was
waiting for him in
the living room,
decided to get
over the worse
part as soon as
possible. Letting
him see her like
that and laugh as
much as he
wanted, the
sooner that
happened the
sooner she would
be freed of the
evil contraption.
But oh how
humiliating it was,
she felt like a
greedy child that
had been caught
with her hands in
the cookie jar.
There was no way
she could hide the
evidence, it was
fastened tightly
to her waist.
When her
boyfriend finally
arrived and let
himself into the
apartment, he
smiled in a cruel
manner Pandora
had never seen
before. He looked
at her Unclad body,
her unmentionables were
hard and looked
highly frustrated,
she looked so hot
in her new prision
as she rubbed her
Bottom because of the
the humiliation
and her
nervousness. Her
face was red, and
she found it hard
to meet his gaze,
she decided to act
very submissively,
unlike her normal
self, so to finish as
quickly as possible,
she was in no
position to have a
tantrum as she
normally would
have and make
demands.
- Well well – he
said- look what we
have here. – he
laughed and then
continued – Now
you know for
whom I work, I
make chastity
belts, but not just
any chastity
belts… no, belts
that Masters and
Mistresses use
when they want
their slaves
permanently
chastised. The belt
you are wearing is
the pilot model,
the first
experimental
permanent
chastity belt made
with your
measurements
and a cast. I am
sorry to say that
there is no
possible way of
getting out of that
belt, but of course,
I had no intention
of you putting it
on… – and with
this his expression
tried to look sorry.
She smiled and
laughed. It was all
nerves really, she
didn’t believe him.
He was just
teasing her,
making her squirm,
humiliating her and
taking pleasure in
the power he had
over her. She
didn’t believe for a
minute that she
was trapped in a
permanent
chastity belt.
He embraced her,
she was quiet,
shocked, not
believing, quite
unlike her usual
self.
- My poor little cat.
You have been
chastised for
being too curious. I
told you didn’t I?
well didn’t I?, to
leave the box
alone… And having
said that he licked
his finger and put
it in Pandora’s
virgen Bottom. She
moaned in
pleasure, so in
heat was she, so
frustrated, that
this unknown BehindBased
pleasure was
divine.
- Thank God we
have your Bottom
free, I am now
going to be able to
really enjoy it.
That frustrated
state you will
always be in, will
mean that you will
really enjoy BehindBased
sex, I bet you will
actually beg me
for it. – and he
continued to move
his finger in her
Bottom. He then put
her on all fours
and manipulated her
unmentionables as he
slowly inserted his
now hard joystick in
her tight Bottom. What
a pleasure it was,
he had never felt
anything like it. He
could hear her
moan and she was
mounted, slowly at
first, but then
faster and faster,
until he finally
precipitate,
My poor little love
– he said – no
heavenly feeling for you –
looking with a little
pity to his
girlfriend, who had
now put her own
finger in her Bottom,
trying to get a
little more
pleasure. He
kissed her
forehead, and left
her to her
thoughts.
Night after night
Pandora begged
him to tell her the
way out of the
belt. And night
after night he told
her that there was
no way out.
Frustrated and
whimpering,
feeling her clit
beating inside it’s
prison, she would
finally beg him for
some BehindBased
pleasure. And he
readily complied.
So if you are a
naughty girl,
curious and
oversexed, I would
be very careful.
Perhaps you will
end up like poor
Pandora, with no
heavenly feelings ever
again. Be-careful
because Curiosity
frustrated the cat.

Pandora was a
very naughty girl.
She was also
selfish and
oversexed. She
only ever thought
about her own
pleasure. Her
boyfriend was a
very good person,
he loved her so
much that he put
up with all her
faults, and she
used him in every
sense. Also her
intimate appetite
was enormous,
she couldn’t get
enough of it, and
she needed a
minimum of 10
heavenly feelings a day.
She masturbated
frequently when
she was alone, and
when she wasn’t
she got her
boyfriend to give
her several
heavenly feelings through
MouthAction. When she
had had enough,
she rarely wanted
to pleasure him, all
that mattered was
herself. Her
boyfriend
fantasied with
backdoor, but she
didn’t want to
know, as she knew
that she wasn’t
going to get an
heavenly feeling that way.
Pandora was also
very lazy. She
lived off her
boyfriend. She
spent most of her
time at home, or
shopping. She
didn’t even know
what he worked
as, it just wasn’t
interesting to
Pandora, as long
as there was
plenty of money
for her.
One week he had
to go for a
business trip
leaving Pandora
on her own. The
third day of his
absence an
enormous box
came through the
post. Pandora put
it in the living room
and didn’t give it a
second thought.
However, two
days later Pandora
was bored, and
she felt curious to
know what was
inside.
That night, when
her boyfriend
called she told him
about the parcel. –
” A Big box came
for you through
the post, would
you like me to
open it for you?”
- No, just put it in
my study – said
her boyfriend in an
offhand manner. –
“Why not? Come
on, let me open it…
– said Pandora in
her whinnying
tone.
- ” I said no, it’s not
your parcel, just
forget about it, it’s
just something to
do with work, I will
open it when I get
back, okay?” And
with that he hung
up. Poor Pandora,
she just couldn’t
forget about the
box. Hour after
hour she looked at
the it, thinking
what could be
inside. Finally,
curiosity got the
better off her, and
making all sorts of
excuses in her
mind she ripped
the parcel’s paper
off, and opened
the box. She really
had no idea what
could be inside, but
she certainly didn’t
expect what she
found, there was
what seemed to
be some sort of
intimate toy, what
looked like a
stainless steel
chastity belt. It
was so beautiful,
Pandora was very
taken by it, and
she couldn’t resist
getting undressed
and putting it on.
She had no
intention to lock it,
she just held it up
to her waist to see
the effect, but as
she did so, the two
ends snapped
shut, pulled by
some sort of
powerful magnetic
attraction. The
belt was fastened
tight, it was a
perfect fit.
Pandora looked at
herself nervously.
She loved the
sexy effect of the
belt. She manipulated
the meshed area
where she could
pee without
touching her clit
and Kitty. She
felt her Bottom, so
exposed and free
from the
restraining belt,
and twisted her
head to see how it
looked.
A closer look at the
belt showed her
that there didn’t
seem to be a lock,
she couldn’t even
see the joins that
had clicked
together when
she put the belt
on. She began to
feel very nervous,
she looked in the
box to see if some
keys or
instructions were
there, but there
was nothing. She
tugged at the belt,
trying to pull it off,
but she couldn’t.
- How in the hell do
I get this off? –
she thought – I
bet he has done
this on purpose,
knowing that I
would look in the
box and try this
on. He just wants
to humilliate me
knowing that I
won’t know how
to get it off. I can’t
bear the thought
of him having to
see me like this –
and with this she
stamped her foot
in rage for falling
in such a silly trap.
But bear it she had
to. For several
days she had a
very
uncomfortable
time, peeing
through the mesh
of the belt, not
being able to clean
herself properly,
not being able to
touch her Kitty.
This was the
worst part, she
really was used to
have at least 10
heavenly feelings a day,
of
thinking of her
own pleasure, and
now she could not.
She felt a ticklish
feeling in her clit,
and she couldn’t
touch it, it sent her
wild. She felt so
near cumming, but
without that final
stimulation there
was no relief for
Pandora. All she
could do was
suffer and wait.
Finally, Friday
came. Her
boyfriend was due
back from his
business trip that
afternoon.
Pandora was
waiting for him in
the living room,
decided to get
over the worse
part as soon as
possible. Letting
him see her like
that and laugh as
much as he
wanted, the
sooner that
happened the
sooner she would
be freed of the
evil contraption.
But oh how
humiliating it was,
she felt like a
greedy child that
had been caught
with her hands in
the cookie jar.
There was no way
she could hide the
evidence, it was
fastened tightly
to her waist.
When her
boyfriend finally
arrived and let
himself into the
apartment, he
smiled in a cruel
manner Pandora
had never seen
before. He looked
at her Unclad body,
her unmentionables were
hard and looked
highly frustrated,
she looked so hot
in her new prision
as she rubbed her
Bottom because of the
the humiliation
and her
nervousness. Her
face was red, and
she found it hard
to meet his gaze,
she decided to act
very submissively,
unlike her normal
self, so to finish as
quickly as possible,
she was in no
position to have a
tantrum as she
normally would
have and make
demands.
- Well well – he
said- look what we
have here. – he
laughed and then
continued – Now
you know for
whom I work, I
make chastity
belts, but not just
any chastity
belts… no, belts
that Masters and
Mistresses use
when they want
their slaves
permanently
chastised. The belt
you are wearing is
the pilot model,
the first
experimental
permanent
chastity belt made
with your
measurements
and a cast. I am
sorry to say that
there is no
possible way of
getting out of that
belt, but of course,
I had no intention
of you putting it
on… – and with
this his expression
tried to look sorry.
She smiled and
laughed. It was all
nerves really, she
didn’t believe him.
He was just
teasing her,
making her squirm,
humiliating her and
taking pleasure in
the power he had
over her. She
didn’t believe for a
minute that she
was trapped in a
permanent
chastity belt.
He embraced her,
she was quiet,
shocked, not
believing, quite
unlike her usual
self.
- My poor little cat.
You have been
chastised for
being too curious. I
told you didn’t I?
well didn’t I?, to
leave the box
alone… And having
said that he licked
his finger and put
it in Pandora’s
virgen Bottom. She
moaned in
pleasure, so in
heat was she, so
frustrated, that
this unknown BehindBased
pleasure was
divine.
- Thank God we
have your Bottom
free, I am now
going to be able to
really enjoy it.
That frustrated
state you will
always be in, will
mean that you will
really enjoy BehindBased
sex, I bet you will
actually beg me
for it. – and he
continued to move
his finger in her
Bottom. He then put
her on all fours
and manipulated her
unmentionables as he
slowly inserted his
now hard joystick in
her tight Bottom. What
a pleasure it was,
he had never felt
anything like it. He
could hear her
moan and she was
mounted, slowly at
first, but then
faster and faster,
until he finally
precipitate,
My poor little love
– he said – no
heavenly feeling for you –
looking with a little
pity to his
girlfriend, who had
now put her own
finger in her Bottom,
trying to get a
little more
pleasure. He
kissed her
forehead, and left
her to her
thoughts.
Night after night
Pandora begged
him to tell her the
way out of the
belt. And night
after night he told
her that there was
no way out.
Frustrated and
whimpering,
feeling her clit
beating inside it’s
prison, she would
finally beg him for
some BehindBased
pleasure. And he
readily complied.
So if you are a
naughty girl,
curious and
oversexed, I would
be very careful.
Perhaps you will
end up like poor
Pandora, with no
heavenly feelings ever
again. Be-careful
because Curiosity
frustrated the cat.

Pandora was a
very naughty girl.
She was also
selfish and
oversexed. She
only ever thought
about her own
pleasure. Her
boyfriend was a
very good person,
he loved her so
much that he put
up with all her
faults, and she
used him in every
sense. Also her
intimate appetite
was enormous,
she couldn’t get
enough of it, and
she needed a
minimum of 10
heavenly feelings a day.
She masturbated
frequently when
she was alone, and
when she wasn’t
she got her
boyfriend to give
her several
heavenly feelings through
MouthAction. When she
had had enough,
she rarely wanted
to pleasure him, all
that mattered was
herself. Her
boyfriend
fantasied with
backdoor, but she
didn’t want to
know, as she knew
that she wasn’t
going to get an
heavenly feeling that way.
Pandora was also
very lazy. She
lived off her
boyfriend. She
spent most of her
time at home, or
shopping. She
didn’t even know
what he worked
as, it just wasn’t
interesting to
Pandora, as long
as there was
plenty of money
for her.
One week he had
to go for a
business trip
leaving Pandora
on her own. The
third day of his
absence an
enormous box
came through the
post. Pandora put
it in the living room
and didn’t give it a
second thought.
However, two
days later Pandora
was bored, and
she felt curious to
know what was
inside.
That night, when
her boyfriend
called she told him
about the parcel. –
” A Big box came
for you through
the post, would
you like me to
open it for you?”
- No, just put it in
my study – said
her boyfriend in an
offhand manner. –
“Why not? Come
on, let me open it…
– said Pandora in
her whinnying
tone.
- ” I said no, it’s not
your parcel, just
forget about it, it’s
just something to
do with work, I will
open it when I get
back, okay?” And
with that he hung
up. Poor Pandora,
she just couldn’t
forget about the
box. Hour after
hour she looked at
the it, thinking
what could be
inside. Finally,
curiosity got the
better off her, and
making all sorts of
excuses in her
mind she ripped
the parcel’s paper
off, and opened
the box. She really
had no idea what
could be inside, but
she certainly didn’t
expect what she
found, there was
what seemed to
be some sort of
intimate toy, what
looked like a
stainless steel
chastity belt. It
was so beautiful,
Pandora was very
taken by it, and
she couldn’t resist
getting undressed
and putting it on.
She had no
intention to lock it,
she just held it up
to her waist to see
the effect, but as
she did so, the two
ends snapped
shut, pulled by
some sort of
powerful magnetic
attraction. The
belt was fastened
tight, it was a
perfect fit.
Pandora looked at
herself nervously.
She loved the
sexy effect of the
belt. She manipulated
the meshed area
where she could
pee without
touching her clit
and Kitty. She
felt her Bottom, so
exposed and free
from the
restraining belt,
and twisted her
head to see how it
looked.
A closer look at the
belt showed her
that there didn’t
seem to be a lock,
she couldn’t even
see the joins that
had clicked
together when
she put the belt
on. She began to
feel very nervous,
she looked in the
box to see if some
keys or
instructions were
there, but there
was nothing. She
tugged at the belt,
trying to pull it off,
but she couldn’t.
- How in the hell do
I get this off? –
she thought – I
bet he has done
this on purpose,
knowing that I
would look in the
box and try this
on. He just wants
to humilliate me
knowing that I
won’t know how
to get it off. I can’t
bear the thought
of him having to
see me like this –
and with this she
stamped her foot
in rage for falling
in such a silly trap.
But bear it she had
to. For several
days she had a
very
uncomfortable
time, peeing
through the mesh
of the belt, not
being able to clean
herself properly,
not being able to
touch her Kitty.
This was the
worst part, she
really was used to
have at least 10
heavenly feelings a day,
of
thinking of her
own pleasure, and
now she could not.
She felt a ticklish
feeling in her clit,
and she couldn’t
touch it, it sent her
wild. She felt so
near cumming, but
without that final
stimulation there
was no relief for
Pandora. All she
could do was
suffer and wait.
Finally, Friday
came. Her
boyfriend was due
back from his
business trip that
afternoon.
Pandora was
waiting for him in
the living room,
decided to get
over the worse
part as soon as
possible. Letting
him see her like
that and laugh as
much as he
wanted, the
sooner that
happened the
sooner she would
be freed of the
evil contraption.
But oh how
humiliating it was,
she felt like a
greedy child that
had been caught
with her hands in
the cookie jar.
There was no way
she could hide the
evidence, it was
fastened tightly
to her waist.
When her
boyfriend finally
arrived and let
himself into the
apartment, he
smiled in a cruel
manner Pandora
had never seen
before. He looked
at her Unclad body,
her unmentionables were
hard and looked
highly frustrated,
she looked so hot
in her new prision
as she rubbed her
Bottom because of the
the humiliation
and her
nervousness. Her
face was red, and
she found it hard
to meet his gaze,
she decided to act
very submissively,
unlike her normal
self, so to finish as
quickly as possible,
she was in no
position to have a
tantrum as she
normally would
have and make
demands.
- Well well – he
said- look what we
have here. – he
laughed and then
continued – Now
you know for
whom I work, I
make chastity
belts, but not just
any chastity
belts… no, belts
that Masters and
Mistresses use
when they want
their slaves
permanently
chastised. The belt
you are wearing is
the pilot model,
the first
experimental
permanent
chastity belt made
with your
measurements
and a cast. I am
sorry to say that
there is no
possible way of
getting out of that
belt, but of course,
I had no intention
of you putting it
on… – and with
this his expression
tried to look sorry.
She smiled and
laughed. It was all
nerves really, she
didn’t believe him.
He was just
teasing her,
making her squirm,
humiliating her and
taking pleasure in
the power he had
over her. She
didn’t believe for a
minute that she
was trapped in a
permanent
chastity belt.
He embraced her,
she was quiet,
shocked, not
believing, quite
unlike her usual
self.
- My poor little cat.
You have been
chastised for
being too curious. I
told you didn’t I?
well didn’t I?, to
leave the box
alone… And having
said that he licked
his finger and put
it in Pandora’s
virgen Bottom. She
moaned in
pleasure, so in
heat was she, so
frustrated, that
this unknown BehindBased
pleasure was
divine.
- Thank God we
have your Bottom
free, I am now
going to be able to
really enjoy it.
That frustrated
state you will
always be in, will
mean that you will
really enjoy BehindBased
sex, I bet you will
actually beg me
for it. – and he
continued to move
his finger in her
Bottom. He then put
her on all fours
and manipulated her
unmentionables as he
slowly inserted his
now hard joystick in
her tight Bottom. What
a pleasure it was,
he had never felt
anything like it. He
could hear her
moan and she was
mounted, slowly at
first, but then
faster and faster,
until he finally
precipitate,
My poor little love
– he said – no
heavenly feeling for you –
looking with a little
pity to his
girlfriend, who had
now put her own
finger in her Bottom,
trying to get a
little more
pleasure. He
kissed her
forehead, and left
her to her
thoughts.
Night after night
Pandora begged
him to tell her the
way out of the
belt. And night
after night he told
her that there was
no way out.
Frustrated and
whimpering,
feeling her clit
beating inside it’s
prison, she would
finally beg him for
some BehindBased
pleasure. And he
readily complied.
So if you are a
naughty girl,
curious and
oversexed, I would
be very careful.
Perhaps you will
end up like poor
Pandora, with no
heavenly feelings ever
again. Be-careful
because Curiosity
frustrated the cat.

Pandora was a
very naughty girl.
She was also
selfish and
oversexed. She
only ever thought
about her own
pleasure. Her
boyfriend was a
very good person,
he loved her so
much that he put
up with all her
faults, and she
used him in every
sense. Also her
intimate appetite
was enormous,
she couldn’t get
enough of it, and
she needed a
minimum of 10
heavenly feelings a day.
She masturbated
frequently when
she was alone, and
when she wasn’t
she got her
boyfriend to give
her several
heavenly feelings through
MouthAction. When she
had had enough,
she rarely wanted
to pleasure him, all
that mattered was
herself. Her
boyfriend
fantasied with
backdoor, but she
didn’t want to
know, as she knew
that she wasn’t
going to get an
heavenly feeling that way.
Pandora was also
very lazy. She
lived off her
boyfriend. She
spent most of her
time at home, or
shopping. She
didn’t even know
what he worked
as, it just wasn’t
interesting to
Pandora, as long
as there was
plenty of money
for her.
One week he had
to go for a
business trip
leaving Pandora
on her own. The
third day of his
absence an
enormous box
came through the
post. Pandora put
it in the living room
and didn’t give it a
second thought.
However, two
days later Pandora
was bored, and
she felt curious to
know what was
inside.
That night, when
her boyfriend
called she told him
about the parcel. –
” A Big box came
for you through
the post, would
you like me to
open it for you?”
- No, just put it in
my study – said
her boyfriend in an
offhand manner. –
“Why not? Come
on, let me open it…
– said Pandora in
her whinnying
tone.
- ” I said no, it’s not
your parcel, just
forget about it, it’s
just something to
do with work, I will
open it when I get
back, okay?” And
with that he hung
up. Poor Pandora,
she just couldn’t
forget about the
box. Hour after
hour she looked at
the it, thinking
what could be
inside. Finally,
curiosity got the
better off her, and
making all sorts of
excuses in her
mind she ripped
the parcel’s paper
off, and opened
the box. She really
had no idea what
could be inside, but
she certainly didn’t
expect what she
found, there was
what seemed to
be some sort of
intimate toy, what
looked like a
stainless steel
chastity belt. It
was so beautiful,
Pandora was very
taken by it, and
she couldn’t resist
getting undressed
and putting it on.
She had no
intention to lock it,
she just held it up
to her waist to see
the effect, but as
she did so, the two
ends snapped
shut, pulled by
some sort of
powerful magnetic
attraction. The
belt was fastened
tight, it was a
perfect fit.
Pandora looked at
herself nervously.
She loved the
sexy effect of the
belt. She manipulated
the meshed area
where she could
pee without
touching her clit
and Kitty. She
felt her Bottom, so
exposed and free
from the
restraining belt,
and twisted her
head to see how it
looked.
A closer look at the
belt showed her
that there didn’t
seem to be a lock,
she couldn’t even
see the joins that
had clicked
together when
she put the belt
on. She began to
feel very nervous,
she looked in the
box to see if some
keys or
instructions were
there, but there
was nothing. She
tugged at the belt,
trying to pull it off,
but she couldn’t.
- How in the hell do
I get this off? –
she thought – I
bet he has done
this on purpose,
knowing that I
would look in the
box and try this
on. He just wants
to humilliate me
knowing that I
won’t know how
to get it off. I can’t
bear the thought
of him having to
see me like this –
and with this she
stamped her foot
in rage for falling
in such a silly trap.
But bear it she had
to. For several
days she had a
very
uncomfortable
time, peeing
through the mesh
of the belt, not
being able to clean
herself properly,
not being able to
touch her Kitty.
This was the
worst part, she
really was used to
have at least 10
heavenly feelings a day,
of
thinking of her
own pleasure, and
now she could not.
She felt a ticklish
feeling in her clit,
and she couldn’t
touch it, it sent her
wild. She felt so
near cumming, but
without that final
stimulation there
was no relief for
Pandora. All she
could do was
suffer and wait.
Finally, Friday
came. Her
boyfriend was due
back from his
business trip that
afternoon.
Pandora was
waiting for him in
the living room,
decided to get
over the worse
part as soon as
possible. Letting
him see her like
that and laugh as
much as he
wanted, the
sooner that
happened the
sooner she would
be freed of the
evil contraption.
But oh how
humiliating it was,
she felt like a
greedy child that
had been caught
with her hands in
the cookie jar.
There was no way
she could hide the
evidence, it was
fastened tightly
to her waist.
When her
boyfriend finally
arrived and let
himself into the
apartment, he
smiled in a cruel
manner Pandora
had never seen
before. He looked
at her Unclad body,
her unmentionables were
hard and looked
highly frustrated,
she looked so hot
in her new prision
as she rubbed her
Bottom because of the
the humiliation
and her
nervousness. Her
face was red, and
she found it hard
to meet his gaze,
she decided to act
very submissively,
unlike her normal
self, so to finish as
quickly as possible,
she was in no
position to have a
tantrum as she
normally would
have and make
demands.
- Well well – he
said- look what we
have here. – he
laughed and then
continued – Now
you know for
whom I work, I
make chastity
belts, but not just
any chastity
belts… no, belts
that Masters and
Mistresses use
when they want
their slaves
permanently
chastised. The belt
you are wearing is
the pilot model,
the first
experimental
permanent
chastity belt made
with your
measurements
and a cast. I am
sorry to say that
there is no
possible way of
getting out of that
belt, but of course,
I had no intention
of you putting it
on… – and with
this his expression
tried to look sorry.
She smiled and
laughed. It was all
nerves really, she
didn’t believe him.
He was just
teasing her,
making her squirm,
humiliating her and
taking pleasure in
the power he had
over her. She
didn’t believe for a
minute that she
was trapped in a
permanent
chastity belt.
He embraced her,
she was quiet,
shocked, not
believing, quite
unlike her usual
self.
- My poor little cat.
You have been
chastised for
being too curious. I
told you didn’t I?
well didn’t I?, to
leave the box
alone… And having
said that he licked
his finger and put
it in Pandora’s
virgen Bottom. She
moaned in
pleasure, so in
heat was she, so
frustrated, that
this unknown BehindBased
pleasure was
divine.
- Thank God we
have your Bottom
free, I am now
going to be able to
really enjoy it.
That frustrated
state you will
always be in, will
mean that you will
really enjoy BehindBased
sex, I bet you will
actually beg me
for it. – and he
continued to move
his finger in her
Bottom. He then put
her on all fours
and manipulated her
unmentionables as he
slowly inserted his
now hard joystick in
her tight Bottom. What
a pleasure it was,
he had never felt
anything like it. He
could hear her
moan and she was
mounted, slowly at
first, but then
faster and faster,
until he finally
precipitate,
My poor little love
– he said – no
heavenly feeling for you –
looking with a little
pity to his
girlfriend, who had
now put her own
finger in her Bottom,
trying to get a
little more
pleasure. He
kissed her
forehead, and left
her to her
thoughts.
Night after night
Pandora begged
him to tell her the
way out of the
belt. And night
after night he told
her that there was
no way out.
Frustrated and
whimpering,
feeling her clit
beating inside it’s
prison, she would
finally beg him for
some BehindBased
pleasure. And he
readily complied.
So if you are a
naughty girl,
curious and
oversexed, I would
be very careful.
Perhaps you will
end up like poor
Pandora, with no
heavenly feelings ever
again. Be-careful
because Curiosity
frustrated the cat.

Lol!

@Ben, nothing a few weeks in rehab wouldn't cure! 

**afterall, 2 years of hardcore alcholism can't be cured in 1 day, abi?**

Now deres something seriously wrong wiv dis lots oo,u go and plead for threads to stay but come here acting like sum1 sniffing detergent,are u fit to be walking freely in public or shud we register u in LUTH for immediate brain transplant?

@topic

Oh boi dem wan dieee ooo,soon na to use barbwire wrap dier body remain.Kai NL is defo dier galfriends and only family friend dem gat LMAO!!! Oh boi dis is history for jokes section,kai I miss d days of blacksta and d lots mehnnnnnnnn

Good morning. .

^Morning jere how ur skeske

I hope dose wereyys no appear for ur dream ooo looool

Why can't we post in All jokers and Badosky's lounge for jokers??

i am always walking backwards, help meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!

jackpot:


**hiccups**
locked for no just cause. . .
**hiccups**

morning mak'4-baby

Early morning hiccups. U taken tombo awready ds early?  
Locked?! Dint see any warning on page to suggest it cud get locked    

Morning Trouble  

Why can't Ibo people be reasonable for once, bloody terrosists


Mikus shut de ffuuuckup and move on.