Mr, Cork:

j But please, Mrs Chima is a NO go area!

Then why do you keep sniffing my nuts?

Pls choose her

op, nairaland can increase your life span considerably while your girl can decrease it permanently.
Alot of laughter and drama here. The right tonic for complexities

Be sincere with yourself and choose the one you love most.

Abeg dearie, na NL u shld choose o

That is how is starts,
First quit nairaland
then quit watching football
then quit hanging out with your friends
then the list goes on and on,
It is clear that your girlfriend is insecure n immature (sorry to say that)

You are a man, stand your grounds,
SHE STAYS, NAIRALAND STAYS (but time spent there should reduce),

Drop ur girlfriend for nairaland insecurity

My advice-choose nairaland!.

only tribalism/bigotry gets u mad at NL.
only good times (sex mostly)gets u happy with girlfy and this comes only when the right cocktail of hormones r running through her system twice a month. haba, its a no brainer. drop d insecure babe, she think say them dey ping for NL

I don't no what to say

maybe she's afraid you may come across her story here.

choose nairaland jo,here on nairaland you would get to meet a lot of ugly and dirty girls that would give you free toto whenever you need it without you asking for it,abeg fashi the girl jo