slimyem:

you had better.
its a favour!

Huh! Why would I need such a favour when I have hot babes hounding me?

@Pendo, yes it will be bought by married men. and some as presents from their wives.

Some women actually encourage their husbands to get off to porn so they themselves can sleep.

$6000 and she doesnt cook? no thanks.

2buff:

@Pendo, yes it will be bought by married men. and some as presents from their wives.  

Some women actually encourage their husbands to get off to indecency so they themselves can sleep.

Was about to say it would be a relief but u answered it. I think I can set it ablaze if I found such a thing in my house.

pendo89:

*coughs and spits * Isn't that enough ground for divorce? assuming we are married? But hey! you know what chima?  I strongly believe this thing will be bought by married men! Follow its statistics and prove me wrong.
Where they hide it will be the prob. Picture this scenario now. Assuming it uses battery and we are in Africa.

So this Mr.C is busy on it and just when hes about to get to heaven the battery goes flat. Let's say there's a power blackout. It may be good luck  to those with generators but just imagine putting the generator on cz ur trying to charge this thing!!

Then try and imagine the sound it makes when at  the heat of the moment, it starts going low. Have you ever heard a tired christmas card?? And you know some men ? lol I doubt this poor thing can survive the stress.They need to make one fit for the African man! A hard one. Not barbie.


Ok what about washing? so a man releases his stuff inside it  then what? he carries the silly thing to the bathroom for a bath?

Hilarious

pendo89:

*coughs and spits * Isn't that enough ground for divorce? assuming we are married? But hey! you know what chima?  I strongly believe this thing will be bought by married men! Follow its statistics and prove me wrong.
Where they hide it will be the prob. Picture this scenario now. Assuming it uses battery and we are in Africa.

So this Mr.C is busy on it and just when hes about to get to heaven the battery goes flat. Let's say there's a power blackout. It may be good luck  to those with generators but just imagine putting the generator on cz ur trying to charge this thing!!

Then try and imagine the sound it makes when at  the heat of the moment, it starts going low. Have you ever heard a tired christmas card?? And you know some men ?  lol I doubt this poor thing can survive the stress.They need to make one fit for the African man! A hard one. Not barbie.


Ok what about washing? so a man releases his stuff inside it  then what? he carries the silly thing to the bathroom for a bath?

These married men wouldn't have to resort to dolls if they learn to pick women that are compatible to them and understands their needs/wants. There is no way a man need to do so but if he must do so to get his rocks off then that is on him. Why would you be with someone that don't want you?

If you hear multiple generators going simultaneously at midnight then you know why!

You hear frustrated grunting and sighing.  Some of these men are nassy so I doubt they would even bother to wash their dolls.   

I watched part of a documentary about men who have these dolls and they are actually very attached to them, even emotionally. Very strange.I think my jaw was dropped open a good part of the time.

Mrs, Chima:


Why would you be with someone that don't want you?

This is so damn true.

Mrs, Chima:

These married men wouldn't have to resort to dolls if they learn to pick women that are compatible to them and understands their needs/wants.  There is no way a man need to do so but if he must do so to get his rocks off then that is on him.  Why would you be with someone that don't want you?  

If you hear multiple generators going simultaneously at midnight then you know why!

LOL

You hear frustrated grunting and sighing.  Some of these men are nassy so I doubt they would even bother to wash their dolls.   

I think it suits the likes of Ayanle.

Pray he doesnt show face here.

talina:

I watched part of a documentary about men who have these dolls and they are actually very attached to them, even emotionally. Very strange.I think my jaw was dropped open a good part of the time.

Talina,so they are already on the shelves? lol

I don't know but am thinking I could be an instant billionare if I acquire the licence to import them. I see meany sexually frustrated men who don't want responsibility.
So what are they called really? like what d u say you are importing ?? for documentation sake. I am not sure if they will attract tax because they are not classified anywhere.

Its not only a woman that need to be rough handled during intimate, real men also love a little bite here and there.
If this doll can not do those, then it not worth it.
And for God sake, spent between $2000 and $3,500 on a average lady and you can be sure of STEADY PUNNY for the next 2 to 4 years.

Jake is this you? o_O

is this for real??

no comment

sexylogan:

$6000 and she doesnt cook? no thanks.

LOOL.

lol well the doll looks so real, idk smh feel sorry for ppl buying this thing, pls go look for a human being to bang ooo

agiboma:

lol well the doll looks so real, idk smh feel sorry for ppl buying this thing, pls go look for a human being to slam ooo

sexylogan:

$6000 and she doesnt cook? no thanks.

Hey suga!

What if it was free?

That doll needs a manicure and pedicure.

Where is the owner getting his wigs?

Ethically speaking this doll should be equally perceived as nothing more but a mere ( banana, strawberry, LoveMachine, intimacy gadgets that women use to insert into their v-a-g-i-n-as). We men have[b] things/d-icks[/b] that does the inserting procedure, so when a company invents a state of satisfaction for men is looked down upon, consider the intimacy gadgets and extra food women use to please themselves.

i saw something on national geographic, Strange love. Sad but some people actually will buy these dolls, one of the men bought a crappy hideous looking one for a huge price so i'm thinking he wouldnt mind getting this one.

some dudes get this because they dont want to get their hearts broken, socially retarded and can't get a real girl and some dude said he wants a robot so she can protect him from bullies (this one i was like oh)

anyhow i dont see the point , i'm thinking reasonable guys will want a girl who can challenge them and push them, share jokes and the good stuff but whatever man , to each his own.

Thought the title of the thread says 'guys, for your eyes only', what are all this girls doing on here??
amebo!

9ja-ninja:

i saw something on national geographic, Strange love. Sad but some people actually will buy these dolls, one of the men bought a crappy hideous looking one for a huge price so i'm thinking he wouldnt mind getting this one.

some dudes get this because they dont want to get their hearts broken, socially slow and can't get a real girl and some dude said he wants a robot so she can protect him from bullies (this one i was like oh)

anyhow i dont see the point , i'm thinking reasonable guys will want a girl who can challenge them and push them, share jokes and the good stuff but whatever man , to each his own.

This is the one I mentioned earlier. They seemed like children who play with their dolls and are all happy about it too. Almost sweet in a weird way.

talina:

This is the one I mentioned earlier. They seemed like children who play with their dolls and are all happy about it too. Almost sweet in a weird way.

i watched it a while ago but i believe the man in the picture said he wants a girl he can control and so he got the doll. we all have different opinions, you think its sweet and weird, i think its creepy. he wants someone or something he can control.

^^^ I dont remember it well or the part about control. I guess what matters to me is that what these men are doing( like the one in the picture) is not harming anyone else. It is their own strange way of fulfilling their lives.

talina:

^^^ I dont remember it well or the part about control. I guess what matters to me is that what these men are doing( like the one in the picture) is not harming anyone else. It is their own strange way of fulfilling their lives.

i know thats why i said to each his own, as long as his not outside beating up a woman or stabbing people its all good. but he did say something about control.

mamalola19:

it sure will reduce heartbreaks and disappointments
personally, i support naija men should purchase it
that way they will not have an excuse to act the way they do
rather than promise a lady and fail her promise a dead doll
no one loses out.

rather than cheat on your gf get a doll its convenient
majority of men date woman for sex or fun so let all the irresponsible men purchase
so we know the good ones amongst them.
no HIV no AID. its a fair deal
it would also reduce encounters with men who hate commitments relationships
men who dont like long thing. randy men who defile kids molest bread sellers
dig holes in their beds or violation.
golden opportunity grab while offer last
please naija men u need this

op does d clitori s breath and move

for the first time,i love all what u posted up here.

This is madness but possessed ones wouldnt mind! Lord in u
We commit our spirits

Eh wooooo! Chai!!!
Chai!
Wel sha, d tin make brain die! Lol.
But for why nau? Me straffing a dummy?
I doubt any average black man wil buy in2, dis despite d numerous advantages they claim it has.

pendo89:
Ok what about washing? so a man releases his stuff inside it then what? he carries the silly thing to the bathroom for a bath?

Why are you calling another mans wife a "silly thing" ? Talk of bursting another mans baloon.

pendo89:
Some men have weird fetishes and may bite this poor beautiful thing or flog it esp those practising sadomaschoism. Then what? repaired so u end up having a tokunbo one?

Now that was hilarious. Talk of floging a dead donkey. Thats surely got to be wife abuse ? Biting the poor thing ? Now that must be a naturally wicked man ? What if biting the poor creature makes it burst and flatten out. Then the $6,000 goes down the drain.

Has anyone thought about the consequences of getting trapped inside when the thing gets faulty? I mean when the rod gets seized inside