xynerise: Air hostesses are something else these days. A hostess who served me a meal also included her name and phone number in a piece of paper and gave it to me and she ends with a smile. Sexy though , but I was shocked. She get luck I am hooked up.

queensmith: seriously? She must not have been Nigerian. The Nigerian Airways Cabin crew have to be the rudest customer service team on this planet.

Mynd_44:
seriously, when was the last time you were at any airport? Because the last time I checked, Nigerian Airways was outta business

queensmith:

So? what does that have to do with anything? The cabin crew were still very rude? So now theyve shut down they are also not to be mentioned? Sit down and sharrap

tpia@:
do you folks ever get tired of openings threads to let us know you left your village?

so because the somali guy is kicking your butts on other threads, you now want to start another story elsewhere.

seriously, are you people all that, because most of yall's posts scream low self esteem to the high heavens.

its like if a woman so much as looks at you, you get an o.rgasm.


i seriously suspect many of you are permanent waankers for real.

but dont let me disturb you sha.

carry on.

Dual Core: opens the "paper box" and pulls out one of the hundreds of already made "contact cards"

Mynd_44:
you see. The airline has shut down for more than Seven years and you still refer to them. You really need to be updated about reality chick life does not end on NL

queensmith:

your a slowpoke, i travelled with them 3 years ago, now I know your just looking for my attention. Your never gonna get it!

Dual Core: Captain DC: Good evening ladies, hello boys, This is your captain speaking and hope you enjoyed the flight? Just to inform you, we bagan descent some 10 minutes ago. Beautiful plane ey? I likey too. Weather is quite cold and I strongly recommend you take that into consideration before planning to sleep alone. We have very hospitable airhosteses.

Bro XY (thinking): Ahh thank god we don dey reach!

Air hostess waka pass

Bro XY (thinking): Meeeeehn! Are those real? Chei!

Air hostess with all her experience, walks into that their curtained shrine and opens the "paper box" and pulls out one of the hundreds of already made "contact cards" and gives it to Bro XY

Bro XY (thinking): Chineke! where is my iPadt?!?! Ye! I can't use it now ooooooo kai! I must put this on Nairaland.

Captain DC: Good evening ladies, hello the rest of you. Ladies, we just touched down MMA and you are free to exit nice and slow. On behalf of my crew I am captain DC and this happens to be our last flight for tonight and we will be in the pilot's lounge. We hope you ladies get the message. Always fly AirDC, we never crash. . . hangs off the public address system . . . cuz this is our first flight!

The End.

Air hostess spent the whole night with one alhaji. She also called MTN customer care and left the fone at that automated message tht keeps replaying.

Bro XY called the number and it was "Number busy" all night, till the this morning.

Captain DC took a lot of planes to cloud 9 later that night. He hasn't come back, we hope he knows those planes dont land on empty runways.

~Killz~:
Errm. . . Did someone say Nigeria Airways?

Queensmith, was that you?

queensmith:

seriously? is there something wrong with saying Nigerian aiways??

queensmith:

seriously? is there something wrong with saying Nigerian aiways??

queensmith:

seriously? is there something wrong with saying Nigerian aiways??

queensmith:

seriously? is there something wrong with saying Nigerian aiways??

Nigeria Airways is defunct baby. . . It later became virgin Nigeria. . . I think it's Air Nigeria now. . . Me sef no send them! They'll soon change again maybe. . .

Xynerise, cobweb is an understatement. Pls look for something heavier. . .

Mynd_44:
Yes cos you could not have boarded a Nigerian Airways plane three years ago cos they had gone outta business ode.
Stop feeding us with lies here you have not been inside an airplane before. Intact the only time you saw an airport was in you outdated Black and white TV. I wonder how retartdeens like you get on the web

queensmith: nigerian airways= [size=15pt]virgin nigeria airways[/size]= whatever you want to call it abeg!

Queensmith, you can't kill me this morning o, you hear.

My name is Kilz, pls don't kill me!

~Killz~:

Nigeria Airways is defunct baby. . . It later became virgin Nigeria. . . I think it's Air Nigeria now. . . Me sef no send them! They'll soon change again maybe. . .

Xynerise, cobweb is an understatement. Pls look for something heavier. . .

Mynd_44:
Yes cos you could not have boarded a Nigerian Airways plane three years ago cos they had gone outta business ode.
Stop feeding us with lies here you have not been inside an airplane before. Intact the only time you saw an airport was in you outdated Black and white TV. I wonder how retartdeens like you get on the web

queensmith:

drinking some serious haterade dude, calm down. Boarding a plane is not a big deal believe it or not. You don't have to take offence. I understand your life sucks but it's not my fault. Seeing an airport is nothing, trust me. When next im in one i'll send you photos.

Feel better?

queensmith:

drinking some serious haterade dude, calm down. Boarding a plane is not a big deal believe it or not. You don't have to take offence. I understand your life sucks but it's not my fault. Seeing an airport is nothing, trust me. When next im in one i'll send you photos.

Feel better?

Mynd_44:
oh you finally realised your mistake huh? It was fun while it lasted sha

xynerise:
I can lend you my pictures you know?

queensmith:

to virgin NIGERIA AIRWAYS?? dear lawd you guys have issues *rolls eyes*

Nah, just Virgin Nigeria. . . Tell me, when last were you home?


Yes o. . . They have issues!