baconline: 5 years ago ,i told my boss that d office had burnt down,he shouted,cut d phone and called d other directors and MD.got into his car and started racing to d office.i called him back a few minutes later not knowing d magnitude of blood pressure i had raised up.almost got a query for it

U were lucky.

ochuko eja: I can never forget wat I did to my roommate 2 years back, I went to a lab to get a report sheet, filled it like I did a blood test n was 2 months pregnant. I left it on d table wit a suicide note dat I could not bear d shame to my parents so I was goin to kill myself. When she called me I was cryin dat I'm about to jump a bridge. Well I dint sleep in d room for a week nd she dint talk to me for a month. Buh till tomoro dat prank is a classic cos I had d whole hostel searchin

Lol. Wicked

moHot:

I THOUGHT YOU ARE VIRGIN

,I am na,the old cocoa has passed away.

Mine was that Shell have started calling for test. That was the only guy that got me today cos I was like very alert today.

naijasexy:

I thought you were "untouched" Freecocoa?! #Issorait!

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I have never been played on. Just been played by Seun (oga nairaland) for his 'April 1' new nairaland theme.

♍ƴ best was when I called ♍ƴ collegue and told him I saw some boys dragging his son and that I was struggling with them outside the gate (his son attends GTC in PH), he ran all the way to the gate screaming. When I came back people gathered in ♍ƴ office,when I entered the office they Started laughing.

mine was a day when my 6months old girlfriend told me she's a month pregnant, even when i knew i've not done anything explicit ( just d usual kizzing and carezzing) with her. High blood pressure almost killed me for that long 20mins, she got me thinking 'how manage'? She just stood there face down, while deep thought envoloped me. I finally resorted to been a father after considering a name for the baby. Untill she told me it was april fool and started laughing.
I finally broke up with her for playing with my emotions 2days later.

That D,banj and Geniveve are married and that it took place last week in the UK (how do they spell the name sef!)

Wow!you guys are reallyyy funny i almost laugh my rips out ,but mind you APRIL FOOL GOT LIMIT,

timpaker: mine was a day when my 6months old girlfriend told me she's a month pregnant, even when i knew i've not done anything explicit ( just d usual kizzing and carezzing) with her. High blood pressure almost killed me for that long 20mins, she got me thinking 'how manage'? She just stood there face down, while deep thought envoloped me. I finally resorted to been a father after considering a name for the baby. Untill she told me it was april fool and started laughing.
I finally broke up with her for playing with my emotions 2days later.

Seriously?? U broke up just because of dat?? Na wa oo.

Got about 15 family members travelling n on the wat to d airport early in the morning.i sent a broadcast on bb saying BREAKING NEWS BOKOHARAM STRIKES IN LAGOS,BOMBS THIRDMAINLAND BRIDGE AND KILLS 1000. My mum called me immediately to confirm n i said it was just happening.when she broke d news in the bus i heard every 1 screaming “ REVERSE,REVERSE,REVERSE” my aunt is going to kill me when they gets back

2009, A guy in my hostel called some guys, including me , out from our rooms. In a hushed tone, he said some dude is havin hot sex wit a chic and their curtain aint well-closed- uncensored!! We followed him lyk mugus, tip-toein, some removed their foot wears and held them in their hands. On gettin close to his room, he bent down and crawled. We all followed suit.
Sittin on d floor by d window and in hushed tone, he declared "APRIL FOOL"!

nasty45: For me it was when my fiancee called me saying we'v broken up.d worst i played on sb was to say his mum ad an accident.hw abt u?lets av sum fun hr.HAPPY APRIL FOOL DAY TO APRIL FOOL BABIES.UR FATHER PLAYED APRIL FOOL ON UR MUM.HAHAHAHA

I called mine around 0500hrs to tell her that some girl just deliver a set of twins for me.o boy,the next thing she started crying and shouting.Later,her mum called me to know what happened and i told her that i just wanted to fool her daughter ni.I have been begging since morning,she said that was too expensive of a joke.

That D,banj and Geniveve are married and that it took place last week in the UK (how do they spelt the name sef!) Yea it got me

Mine was on a saturday several years ago. My friend (a girl) came running into our compound in the morning while we were still in bed. She was banging the door n screaming her elder sister was ill and in critical condition and that I should come and help convey her to the hospital. I jumped outta bed and grabbed the car key (others inclusive) only to open the door and find her laughing hysterically. We were all pissed. I think my mom hated her all week long cause she frowned whenever she came around then. Since then, I never forger 1st April. I'm always alert. Even when you're factual, I still doubt it unless there's concrete evidence to believe you. Darn! I was pissed!

I withdrew 200k from my mum's account last night. She got the sms alert and almost had a heart attack. Lol. I returned it to her this morning.

Machini: Well, my best April Fool record ws back in 2009. I called my Aunty very early in d morning and d following conversation took place:

Me: Aunty good morning

My Aunty: good mornin

Me: Aunty I'v been tryin to reach my Mum n Dad since ystday all to no avail. Rite now I am @d EFCC office in Trans-amadi PH where I am being held for money laundry.

My Aunty: What! Jesus! Are u ok? What happened?

Me: I was @ d bank ystday to withdraw money dat my dad snt me d previous day, d cashier on chekin my account balance screamed, I asked him wat d problem was but he didnt say anything to me, he just asked me to wait, then he left and came bak with d branch manager som minutes later. The manager called me into his office and asked me wat I do for a living, I told him dat I ws a student. He then asked me wat 20Billion naira ws doin in my account. Since i sincerely knew nth bout d money I told him dat I had no idea how d money got there.

My Aunty: Jesus! Jesus!

Me: After a while they allowed me to withdraw d 3k I came for and as I was bout leaving d bank premises, a white bus arrived, with police men escorting d bus, I ws asked to enter d bus. I asked wat d matter ws, without anoda word they pushed me inside d bus and took me straight to EFCC office @trans-amadi.

My Aunty: (Panicking) Jesus! Jesus! So wat r dey saying now?

Me: They said they would transfer me to their headquarters in Abuja 2moro. Just help me and see if u can reach my dad or my mum, and hlp me convey d msg.

My Aunty: (Still in shock and panicking seriously) Ok Ok I will, chai! Wat sort of rubbish is dis now(almost crying now).

Me: Aunty dont worry evrything will b alrite, they said my time is up. Bye.

After a while my dad called me with serious vexing. He already knew wat I ws of capable of doin on April fool day,as he had once alredy been my victim. Lol

Hhhahaha
Nice
You are wicked sha

[qu ;Dote author=::Andrew::]I took ma gurl out to a park today, knelt down without a ring and asked if she will marry me
she was so happy and over joyed when i said april fool. she walked out of me in the park till now.
She is refusing ma calls and sms unreplied.
she knew very well am not getting married to a white gurl why would she fall like that [/quote guy u harsh oh

Has to be the new nairaland theme. I woulda given Seun a lethal spanking if he was a midget and within striking distance. Luckily for him, he is neither.

I misplaced my phone last two weeks, i just got another last week so today i sent a message to my girlfriend reading

'Hello, pls this fone was picked at St. Paul cath. Church Wuse2, your number was the last called... Contact me if you know how i will return the fone. Tope.'

she called more than 20times and i dint answer she now sent me this

'Pls pick up so dat i can give u directions on how 2 reach d owner of d fone...God will bless u as u return it.'

and a series of other funny text messages followed suite. I den replied 'april fool' she vex small shaa, but she laughed so hard later. I tried to keep it soft before i go lose my babe to april fool... Lolz. Lyk dat HIV stuff would have been another story altogether by now.

Planned with my nephew to pretend I stabbed my self... I poured palmoil on my tommy, whilst holding a knife directly to my stomach........

Mine was during my university days, told my room mate on the 31 march night that a guy owing him about 15k came looking for him ready to pay, that he should come very early in the morning for the money, as early as 6am I rushed to his girl friend's house after he has gone to collect the money and told her that the police and SS guys came to carry her man for some runs like that, the poor girl jumped out with only her night wear I had to remind her to pick her wrapper, I then told her to go and call our other friends living close by to come and assist us with the bail, she ran off and woke about four of our guys and also called her cousin sis they all gathered in front of our house meanwhile I called my roomate on his cell screaming "ol boy your babe oooo see blood every where just dey come" he turned around took a drop and rushed back to the house, all this time a reasonble crowed has gathered in front of my house every one of them visible worried, as for me I just pretented to be making contacts with the police , suddenly the vihecle carrying my roommate stopped in front of the house, he rushed out running towards his girl, she embraced him and started crying ,he also had tears in his eye asking her what happened, every body was talking all at once when a shouted APRIL FOOL! Oo boy see blows , they chased me down the street if it was not my area people would have thouhgt I was a common theif, I had to keep shouting as I was running for cover.. Boy it so funny

freecocoa: The worst for me was when my then boyfriend came to my house showing me a result of HIV test which was positive with his name and details on it .

I cried my eyes out that day,i can swear he was crying with me saying,"baby i don't know how this happened,we are finished,please forgive me"etc.

My mind didn't even remember that it was April fool's day sef,i was just thinking,God why me?I've had 5ex only twice,you could have atleast made me pregnant instead of Aids,what will i tell my folks?I'm only in my first year in the university,is this how i go take die? Etc.

After about 30 or so Mins of crying,he just shouted "APRIL FOOL baby" to say i felt like killing him is an understatement,I just went for a lab test afterwards,that was the day i said no more unprotected 5ex and so it has stayed.

It wasn't funny o,it took me weeks to forgive him cos i almost had a heart attack.

@cocoa, countless times on this forum, I've read your 'I am still a virgin' post. Why did you choose today to eat your words?

freecocoa: ,I am na,the old cocoa has passed away.

you dey madt ;d ;d

ceejayluv: 2009, A guy in my hostel called some guys, including me , out from our rooms. In a hushed tone, he said some dude is havin hot sex wit a chic and their curtain aint well-closed- uncensored!! We followed him lyk mugus, tip-toein, some removed their foot wears and held them in their hands. On gettin close to his room, he bent down and crawled. We all followed suit.
Sittin on d floor by d window and in hushed tone, he declared "APRIL FOOL"!

hahahahahahahaha.... U wanted to go and look

It was last year. I foretold my gf 31st march dat i will go to ijoko d following day (april 1st) i foretold her on purpose so she would believe any story i give her on april fools day.

On april 1 i stand in front of a power standing fan which was blowing like mad, i then call her and said i am on bike on my way to ijoko, as we were talking i shouted yeah!!! And she was asking what was that, immediately after the shouting i played a pre recorded crash sound in my dec. To form a accident scene. I then bared my fone from incoming calls using *33*0000#

Men when i reach home later that night, i decided to check on her and tell her it was april fool, behold d girl as been admitted in a hospital it took 2 weeks before she could forgive me and her parents warned me against such expensive joke

I just called a business partner that is based in Mubi,Adamawa state that GEJ is dead and as we all know mubi had been a hot spot for them boko men recently and the guy was like God where do i start from now,this moslem freaks would linch me here before i could even get on my heels,60secs later he called me and warned that i shouldn't joke with somebody in mubi with a think like that,i could send him to coma without my knowing it.

toluxa1:

I don't think that was a wise one. I won't joke with something like that.

dt was d xtreme bro. Wudnt try dt again

The worst April fool played on me was played by Seun Osewa when he changed NL's theme earlier today and told us to comment, you need to see the theme and I was forced to send him a private mail because of that and why I felt he shouldn't change the theme.
I just got a reply from him now saying Happy April Fools Day, he probably fooled us all...

There was dis girl l bin toastin before we passed out from secondary school, she warned me neva to come to their because of her father.afta a year plus of lossin contact, her friend came to my houz and said d girl will like to see me and its very urgent.l was worried at d same tym eager to see her, l borrowed money to transport mysef to their town, witout address, l was able to locate their houz due to he father's popularity.l got to her houz and l met her father who told d girl was out town, l went bak dissappointed. I was so angry dat l went straight to her friend's houz to know why would her friend do dis to me, She started laffin and later appologised dat it was APRIL FOOL, l fil like killin dat girl dat day.

mine was too bad