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Re: What Was The Worst April Fool Played On/by You? by lifestyle1(m): 8:49pm On Apr 01, 2012 |
dckng16: Mine was when i came back from work and behold my patner and my bestfriend in the room naked but covered with blanket and with littered used condoms on the floor. Both look at me and smile,shout "APRIL FOOL" at the same time. what ? |
Re: What Was The Worst April Fool Played On/by You? by Gepheral: 8:50pm On Apr 01, 2012 |
dckng16: Mine was when i came back from work and behold my patner and my bestfriend in the room naked but covered with blanket and with littered used condoms on the floor. Both look at me and smile,shout "APRIL FOOL" at the same time. OH YEAH? Really Unclad With just blanket covering em? This April fool is very expensive mehnn.. You even saw Used Condoms covering virtually ur entire floor? ... Hmmm... Anyways, what happened NEXT? |
Re: What Was The Worst April Fool Played On/by You? by Ochek: 8:55pm On Apr 01, 2012 |
dckng16: Mine was when i came back from work and behold my patner and my bestfriend in the room naked but covered with blanket and with littered used condoms on the floor. Both look at me and smile,shout "APRIL FOOL" at the same time. Lie lie! This wasn't urs man. I had seen this joke since like last yr. #tongue# |
Re: What Was The Worst April Fool Played On/by You? by Kesmakveli(m): 8:56pm On Apr 01, 2012 |
Dbanj and don jazzy fight caught on camera...mehn see beating!http:///HbuGG9 Fr C's.....u need to watch it! Someone sent me this on bbm.. Wit speed Ȋ̊ clicked on the linked. Onli to be...(Open ĄЙd̶̲̥̅̊ see for urself) ℓ☺ℓ |
Re: What Was The Worst April Fool Played On/by You? by bros12345: 9:18pm On Apr 01, 2012 |
Mine was in 2010, two days before my wedding(April 3rd,2012). Thant April 1, my wife's elder sister who my wife was staying with called me as early as 6:00am and told me that my wife had fainted, that i should rush down with the car and take her to the hospital. Men, I just drove roughly in tension and almost ran down a couple of people on the way. Only for me to reach the house and they all ran out of the house and shouted April Fool. I felt like slapping them |
Re: What Was The Worst April Fool Played On/by You? by seleroms: 9:51pm On Apr 01, 2012 |
Fejok01: mine is the one dat has refused to be a joke but has chosen to be real.I lost my hubby of less than 4yrs to death 7yrs ago.I wish d death was an april fool.Am so sorry for your loss,i pray God gives you the fortitude and comfort you. It is well. God bless you. |
Re: What Was The Worst April Fool Played On/by You? by Yeske2(m): 9:57pm On Apr 01, 2012 |
Fabulous Autos: A colleague called me to inform me she's been standing and knocking at the gate. Hold on, let me dress up cause I'm just coming from the bathroom, I responded. I checked both the front gate, the back gate and the entire compound without any sight of her. It then dawned on me that today is April 1.Same thing happened this morning, had not picked that eediot's call or replied his text since then. |
Re: What Was The Worst April Fool Played On/by You? by saska1122: 10:02pm On Apr 01, 2012 |
This morning I called my fiancee and after exchanging some few pleasantries, I started like this: 'Nkechi, I have a confession to make. I know U love me, but I hope U can handle this. I have been wanting to say this for a very long time, but I couldn't know the best time. I don't know how to start, but I need to start somewhere. The more I hold this to myself, the more harm it can cause. I don't know the effect of this on our relationship, but like a priest at the confessional, I want this to end between two of us. Are U ready to hear my confession?' She answer with a fainting voice, "what is please go straight to the point." At that point, I knew I've gotten her. So, I continued: 'Before I came home for your introduction last September, I got involve with a lady which I so much love. We got married in July last yr. Your introduction was just to please my parents and friends' She swallowed a thick saliva. 'Did U hear me?' she said YES. What is today's date? She said '1st' 'Do have a pen and paper to record this conversation?' I asked again. She responded, 'No need to write it down'. I said, 'Okay, but U note today's date well?' She said 'YES' with her voice becoming fainter. I knew something will happen if I end the call without telling her. I continued, 'Today is the 1st of which month?', to which She said '1st of April'. I quickly added, APRIL FOOL!!! |
Re: What Was The Worst April Fool Played On/by You? by Yeske2(m): 10:02pm On Apr 01, 2012 |
dckng16: Mine was when i came back from work and behold my patner and my bestfriend in the room naked but covered with blanket and with littered used condoms on the floor. Both look at me and smile,shout "APRIL FOOL" at the same time.What *ears itching for more amebo* |
Re: What Was The Worst April Fool Played On/by You? by mattaz(m): 10:10pm On Apr 01, 2012 |
Machini: Well, my best April Fool record ws back in 2009. I called my Aunty very early in d morning and d following conversation took place: U get luck say u no get lyk my papa by nw ur teeth 4 don pull!!! 1 Like |
Re: What Was The Worst April Fool Played On/by You? by mattaz(m): 10:11pm On Apr 01, 2012 |
Machini: Well, my best April Fool record ws back in 2009. I called my Aunty very early in d morning and d following conversation took place: U get luck say u no get lyk my papa by nw ur teeth 4 don pull!!! |
Re: What Was The Worst April Fool Played On/by You? by dckng16(m): 10:11pm On Apr 01, 2012 |
@ Ochek, for real it happened @ Gepheral and life_style, I drove them out nakked and shouted April fool at them too... |
Re: What Was The Worst April Fool Played On/by You? by Machini(m): 10:13pm On Apr 01, 2012 |
mattaz: hehehehehe. D guy vex 4 me shaa. Since then i no dey do april fool for my house again. |
Re: What Was The Worst April Fool Played On/by You? by dckng16(m): 10:16pm On Apr 01, 2012 |
@ yeske, that's what i did |
Re: What Was The Worst April Fool Played On/by You? by Gepheral: 10:48pm On Apr 01, 2012 |
dckng16: @ Ochek, for real it happened hehehe hehehe... This's funny man.. Am imagining how you pursued them out spewing 'April fool' at them with ur briefcase in ur hand...lol Tell me, how did u take it all after u learnt it was all an April fool Stunt? |
Re: What Was The Worst April Fool Played On/by You? by Ndjones(m): 10:51pm On Apr 01, 2012 |
SimonAndal: I withdrew 200k from my mum's account last night. She got the sms alert and almost had a heart attack. Lol. I returned it to her this morning.u withdrew ur mum 200k yesterday being saturday, and deposit it 2day being Sunday. Hmmmm so banks now operate on Sundays. I never knew o |
Re: What Was The Worst April Fool Played On/by You? by KINGwax(m): 10:54pm On Apr 01, 2012 |
Well, i haven't seen my girl in 4months. Last week, i've been assuring her i'll suprise her. This morning, i went to the main road in order to have d effect of movin cars. I called and asked where to alight at abuja and which cab to board to her place after that. She was so happy. Around 11am, i asked her to meet me at the car park. When she got there she called only to realise the truth. She was so sad and angry i had to pacify her by promising a visit this week. I'm already cooking up lies to be absent from office from weds to sunday. I wish i never fooled her, now i'll be spending almost 50k in travellin and some feeding.. she vehemently refused a cash gift of almost half of that.. Damn!! |
Re: What Was The Worst April Fool Played On/by You? by moHot(f): 10:55pm On Apr 01, 2012 |
js_pac: freeT0t0 LMAO |
Re: What Was The Worst April Fool Played On/by You? by aspabay(m): 10:55pm On Apr 01, 2012 |
April fools day can be lots of fun, but at the same time can do a lot of damages. I had a bitter e0perience some years ago Äπϑ had decided τ̅☺ NEVER partake in fools day again. Luckily no one has fooled me, cos I for kill the person. |
Re: What Was The Worst April Fool Played On/by You? by dckng16(m): 10:59pm On Apr 01, 2012 |
Angry, but smiled at end of the day. Cos i did my own back |
Re: What Was The Worst April Fool Played On/by You? by moHot(f): 11:06pm On Apr 01, 2012 |
HERE IS MINE TELEPHONE CONVERSATION ME: HEY BABE ITS ME . I KNOW ITS BEEN A LONG TIME SINCE WE SPOKE BUT I MISS YOU SO MUCH ; I HAVENT BEEN ABLE TO MOVE ON AND BE WITH ANYONE ELSE BECAUSE YOU ARE THE BEST THING THAT EVER HAPPENED TO ME AND YOU ARE TOO GOOD TO BE TRUE...I REALLY WANT US TO WORK THINGS OUT , I WANT YOU BACK IN MY LIFE...PLEASE LETS CONTINUE FROM WHERE WE STOPPED. EX-- REALLY?? AWW BABY I HAVE MISSED YOU SO MUCH TOO, I CANT WAIT TO HAVE YOU IN MY ARMS . ME--------DUH!!! I'M JOKING! I STILL HATE YOU LIKE S.HIT....APRIL FOOOOOOOL 2 Likes |
Re: What Was The Worst April Fool Played On/by You? by PHEMMY18(m): 11:24pm On Apr 01, 2012 |
I told a frnd of mine dat Mr president, his vice nd senate president had a plane crashed, he wanted 2 start crying, he was so worried, he even got tired i nw said April fool. He started pursueing me. |
Re: What Was The Worst April Fool Played On/by You? by utimayor(m): 11:26pm On Apr 01, 2012 |
moHot: HERE IS MINE babe u harsh oo. . But it shows u still have smtin of him in ur hrt, he still get small acommodation 4 ur hrt dnt deny it. |
Re: What Was The Worst April Fool Played On/by You? by Nobody: 11:32pm On Apr 01, 2012 |
::Andrew:::LOL! That mean bro! |
Re: What Was The Worst April Fool Played On/by You? by moHot(f): 11:54pm On Apr 01, 2012 |
uti-mayor: YOU ARE WRONG!!! |
Re: What Was The Worst April Fool Played On/by You? by sledge406: 12:19am On Apr 02, 2012 |
April 1, 2012. . .None, nada, nil, zilch, nothing. . .Guess I've gotten too serious with life April 1, 2011. . .Yea, kinda popular but I got MOST of my friends (even closer pals) wishing me happy birthday online. April 1, 2010. . .Boring morning, called my friend up while he was at work to tell him I just got my money paid that's been held on for too long (which he was aware) and was congratulating me but then I replied "April fool" to which he replied saying I'm pranking with such when others are making money with theirs. I felt sad like "this guy don gimme better yabbing this morning in angry response to my prank". When I got the gist from him on the way forward, trust me to follow suit in the LOTS that carried that massive attack in the year 2010. I composed a disturbing text on mobile in Pidgin and English based on who was being pranked (Nonso, abeg I dey 1 big shit. Abeg help me wit 750 mtn. Pls its urgent. I no fit buy credit here. Sledge). I began to forward the message to selected contacts in my phone while I put their names and there, the deed was done. While some called back, I had to pretend I could not talk due to all not being well at that point in time. Long story short, I ended up with call credit of over 7500 in my phone as I had to bill people based on how I weighed 'em. (Even got the credit sent till the next day) Few even apologised for sending lesser than asked while some inconvenienced themselves for my sake to which I replied when I got the pin. (Nonso, thank u so mch, u're a dear friend. Happy New Mnth & APRIL FOOL) Damn, many did not find it funny and a particular babe avoided speaking with me for weeks while I begged like there was no tomorrow For my friend, he got about 8,000 worth of airtime and said a female colleague of his got more than 15,000 of airtime (paid for her BIS and did some share and sell to her man who was her fiance then) Some still dey draw me for their airtime sha but I don tell dem say e go with the season. |
Re: What Was The Worst April Fool Played On/by You? by ozor1: 2:21am On Apr 02, 2012 |
almost all of u re clowns ..i swear..did myn 2 wen i was 10 or soo..me and my frend bouth a new bagco bag..filled it wit big stones ..den we closed d bag as if it was sumtin important..we stood by d road side waitin for a bike..wen we saw wan we put d bag on his bike and den told him 2 drive 2 d next gate wich was almost a kilometre.i told him dat my aunt was waitin 4 him dere .she was putting on a red gown...wen d bike man went offf he neva went 2 d place we told him ..he tot it was sumtin valuable and drove away.wit it..on d carton we used in covering d stone was boldly written april fool..am sure he must have felt like cursin us..lol |
Re: What Was The Worst April Fool Played On/by You? by blank(f): 5:17am On Apr 02, 2012 |
moHot: HERE IS MINE. YOU ARE SUCH A BIG LIAR. IT HAPPENED TO A GIRL CALLED STEPHANIE. IT IS A BB SCREENSHOT THAT HAS BEEN GOING ROUND. I HAVE. IT AS MY DP. [color=#000099] |
Re: What Was The Worst April Fool Played On/by You? by dayokanu(m): 5:18am On Apr 02, 2012 |
Re: What Was The Worst April Fool Played On/by You? by KINGwax(m): 7:35am On Apr 02, 2012 |
blank: .chai! You jst fall that brother hand. |
Re: What Was The Worst April Fool Played On/by You? by Lokooneone(m): 7:53am On Apr 02, 2012 |
I ve never fallen 4 April fool all my life until last year when a fellow corper had a fast one on me. It ws during election period in Ibadan wen d state was so tensed. Woke up dat faithful mrn only 2 hear frm dis guy dat Akala(ex gov)n deputy ve been assassinated by unknown gunmen in d early hours of dt day.I was shocked cos I knw wat d cud result in2 in a city like IB. Was tinkin abt leaving d state 4 smtym wen dis guy started laughing b4 I realised it ws 1st of April. Omo ko funny lojo yen. |
Re: What Was The Worst April Fool Played On/by You? by Lokooneone(m): 7:56am On Apr 02, 2012 |
I ve never fallen 4 April fool all my life until last year when a fellow corper had a fast one on me. It ws during election period in Ibadan wen d state was so tensed. Woke up dat faithful mrn only 2 hear frm dis guy dat Akala(ex gov)n his deputy ve been assassinated by unknown gunmen in d early hours of dt day.I was shocked cos I knw wat dat cud result in2 in a city like IB. Was tinkin abt leaving d state 4 smtym wen dis guy started laughing b4 I realised it ws 1st of April. Omo ko funny lojo yen. |
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