It certainly feels like male-bashing season.
Every other day there’s a new blog post, or
article, or snide tweet admonishing women not
to date this type of guy or why that type of
guy is wrong for them. The way these women
carry on, one would think all men were either a
cold or calculating sociopath who only wants to
jump into bed with every woman; or beer
guzzling, unambitious zombies, devoted only to
watching football.
But you see, that is not the case. Women
happen to have more baggage than men and
men have the gift of spotting baggage-
carriers from afar off, as well as the skill
to avoid them .
Well, most men… If you’re one of the hapless
souls who do not, here are the 8 types of
women that no young Nigerian man should
date. At all.
1. The Barbie.
The only thing Barbie has, is her pretty face.
Finish. She’s the type of woman that doesn’t
know much about anything. Hell, she doesn’t
care much about anything! As long as her
pretty face is intact, the world can burn
for all she cares .
2. The Drama Queen.
Avoid this person like a plague, even as a
friend. She has no qualms about creating a
scene over a perceived sin. She would bawl
her eyes out loudly in public if she feels you
don’t love her; or love her enough. She cries,
she’s passionate and yes, she looooves the
attention.
3. The Possessive/Obsessive Clinger.
Similar to Miss DQ above, but she doesn’t have
the need to cause drama; she has a need for
YOU. At all times. She calls thrice an hour. Her
first question always is ‘Where are you?’ If you
don’t pick up because you’re getting chewed up
by your boss, expect the multi-page
accusatory text messages to start flooding in.
She gets upset when you have the barest
interaction with another woman. She
wants to be the only presence in your life.
Before she goes the way of Cameron Diaz’s
character in ‘Vanilla Sky’, quickly give her
the boot.
4. The Wife.
She is not interested in dating. She doesn’t
want a boyfriend: she wants a husband. She
wants to marry. Now! One date and she’s
ready to meet your parents. Two weeks on
and she has chosen the names of the
children you will have together. Nobody said
women were logical creatures but then, life –
as well as love – is in stages. I’m not sure I like
you yet and you’re already choosing aso ebi …
slow down madam.
5. The Party Animal.
There’s nothing wrong with letting your hair
down and having fun occasionally. When it now
becomes a way of life, nne, we have a problem.
Sometimes one needs to chill and enjoy the
other person’s company. Not this lady. She
knows all the happening places in Lagos.
And Abuja. And London. Her friends are
going. And she must be there too. The party
animal will be bored with you in no time.
6. The Cheat.
Seriously, do I need to explain this? There is no
way in the world to have a meaningful
relationship with someone who’s cheating on
her boyfriend with you. Even if she gets out of
that relationship and starts a new one with
you, you know that she has no qualms about
infidelity. She’s going to cheat on you too.
Period.
7. Nairabody.
“I ain’t saying she’s a gold digger, but she aint
messing with no broke n…” This is the type of
woman who craves the finer things in life and
expects a man to provide them. She’s with you
only for the money. She might actually ‘like’
you, but if you can’t buy her things and
generally assume responsibility as her
personal cash dispenser, forget it; you
can’t get five minutes of her time. She’s a
pro at using sex as a tool: you get it when
you pay . The moment she finds a more affluent
man (that is if she doesn’t have a bunch of you
suckers around her pinky already), she’s going
to kick your broke behind to the curb.
Expecting a steady stable relationship from
Nairabody is futile. There are better ways to
waste time and money.
8. Your neighbour’s teenage daughter.
Forget how she looks in a tank top. There’s a
law against that type of thing.

:-/ Ehn... Not bad. But hey, i'm a playa myself, so...

Then which one should we date?

^^^Ehn, and so? My fingas were itching, so i satisfied the itch.
By the way, it says ''11 days ago'' up there...

lol, so close...

Don't you people get tired of these stories?

@OP, women na beta skool, I don finish dis 8 yrs course u write, its good for one to xperience

OP you just mentioned all type of women on earth, and it really breaks my heart knowin fully well that i would get married someday and she must fall in one of the categories.... . .huh. . . what a shame