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My Wife Caught Me!!!! by Dondav(m): 9:41pm On Apr 29, 2012 |
The full Gist .....My Wife Caught Me When I was about to Have Sex with my Neighbour – What can I do? I’m 45 and my wife is 41. We have daughters aged 21 and 19. My neighbour is 38 and single. She is a full- time primary school teacher and cares for her elderly mother. She’s gorgeous and I could never understand why she’d not been snapped up. She called me a few weeks ago to say that her mother had fallen out of her chair and asked me to go round to help her. I was there in a flash and together we lifted her mum back up and she seemed OK. My neighbour got her mum into bed for a nap and was then so grateful and teary I made us a cuppa. We sat at the table and she poured her heart out – saying she’d never been able to go out on dates because of her mother and how lonely she felt. I wiped her tears away and hugged her, and she turned my face towards her and kissed me. I felt so turned on. She asked me to have sex with her so we did it there and then, in the kitchen while her mother was asleep upstairs. I felt like a teenager again, and she texted me the next day and came over to my house as I’d finished work early. We were just having a cuddle when my wife walked through the door and caught us. She was rooted to the spot, not being able to believe what she’d seen. My neighbour ran home and my wife was so upset she told my girls as soon as they came in from work. I feel like such an idiot. Our marriage is in tatters. What should I do? |
Re: My Wife Caught Me!!!! by kambili190: 9:45pm On Apr 29, 2012 |
Dondav: The full Gist .....My Wife Caught Me When I was about apologise! talk! talk! talk! be honest! apologise! be patient! she'll need time to get over it. don't see your neighbour anymore. tell her she'll need to call someone else in case of emergency. do anything that is needed to save your marriage and most of all be patient with your wife. she'll need time to heal. |
Re: My Wife Caught Me!!!! by beylinko(m): 10:34pm On Apr 29, 2012 |
Wahala sleep u go wake am.hv u talked 2 ur wife b4 coming here? Tel her u cuddled her because she ws cryn afta telin u d probs she is goin tru. Do dat 1st n lets advice u frm der |
Re: My Wife Caught Me!!!! by Dondav(m): 11:16pm On Apr 29, 2012 |
Ok... |
Re: My Wife Caught Me!!!! by teewhybabee(f): 1:23am On Apr 30, 2012 |
Yea D̶̲̥̅̊o ωā† dondav said first ĄЙd̶̲̥̅̊ U̶̲̥̅̊ nid 2 ßε̅ patient cuz ˚☺ƱƬ of anger S̶̲̥̅hƸ̴ mite likewise misbehave Ȋ̝̊ dnt mean cheat on U̶̲̥̅̊ Õoº°˚ ˚º, buh just ßε̅ truely n sincerely remorse 1 Like |
Re: My Wife Caught Me!!!! by Nobody: 4:53am On Apr 30, 2012 |
i wish i could meet you in person, so i can beat the crap out of you till i'm satisfied. Nonsense! besides, tell ur wife the whole truth, so she can know how undeserving you are of her. |
Re: My Wife Caught Me!!!! by Nobody: 5:50am On Apr 30, 2012 |
Dondav: She’s gorgeous and I could never understand very simple: because she sets her eyes on unavailable married men. lol! as for your wife, there is not much you can do but pray............. pray she doesnt turn the table on you and start fukcing the driver/meguard/houseboy, pray she doesnt poison you in your next meal, pray she doesnt stab you to death in your sleep, pray she doesnt decide to leave you for someone who will respect her and your matrimonial home, pray she doesnt throw your [b]a[/b]ss out the house, pray, pray that your neigbhor doesnt get the full force of her wrath. sadly, there is nothing YOU can do, the ball is in HER court now. 2 Likes |
Re: My Wife Caught Me!!!! by Exponental(m): 6:39am On Apr 30, 2012 |
kambili190: true talk......... + be apologetic. |
Re: My Wife Caught Me!!!! by Nobody: 7:53am On Apr 30, 2012 |
I smell lies all over your thread. |
Re: My Wife Caught Me!!!! by Dondav(m): 8:14am On Apr 30, 2012 |
bennyraz: I smell lies all over your thread.I'm glad u did! Not me... Happened to a friend!.. |
Re: My Wife Caught Me!!!! by Nobody: 8:17am On Apr 30, 2012 |
Dondav: The full Gist .....My Wife Caught Me When I was aboutCopy and paste. . . |
Re: My Wife Caught Me!!!! by Tinax(f): 8:27am On Apr 30, 2012 |
Dondav: The full Gist .....My Wife Caught Me When I was aboutGood for u nxt time think wt ur brain not wt ur third leg |
Re: My Wife Caught Me!!!! by Dondav(m): 9:28am On Apr 30, 2012 |
^^^ Hahahaha! |
Re: My Wife Caught Me!!!! by Coldfaya(m): 9:48am On Apr 30, 2012 |
....u r about 2 get served.... Ayaaah...bt seriously u phunked up, appologise 2 her if u really mean it n repentttt |
Re: My Wife Caught Me!!!! by Nobody: 1:32pm On Apr 30, 2012 |
Dondav: ^^^ Hahahaha!and whats funny? |
Re: My Wife Caught Me!!!! by deloon(m): 1:41pm On Apr 30, 2012 |
teewhybabee: Yea D̶̲̥̅̊o ωā† dondav said first ĄЙd̶̲̥̅̊ U̶̲̥̅̊ nid 2 ßε̅ patient cuz ˚☺ƱƬ of anger S̶̲̥̅hƸ̴ mite likewise misbehave Ȋ̝̊ dnt mean cheat on U̶̲̥̅̊ Õoº°˚ ˚º, buh just ßε̅ truely n sincerely remorseThis is annoying. NL ain't BBM so please... |
Re: My Wife Caught Me!!!! by luckgames(m): 1:55pm On Apr 30, 2012 |
Dondav: The full Gist .....My Wife Caught Me When I was about Go back and finish it up Comeback and tell us if the TOTO was good Dumb ass in your family house, Smart man will play away match and not bring it home Your wife ring need an upgrade or change her car Dude you can move next door to your neighbor O |
Re: My Wife Caught Me!!!! by Nobody: 2:05pm On Apr 30, 2012 |
op u be mumu for allowing ur wife catch u ur mates dey play away match without their wive catching them in the act but for u u play am once and omo ur wife catch u red handed |
Re: My Wife Caught Me!!!! by apache77(m): 3:27pm On Apr 30, 2012 |
location please...lemme relocate and have you as my neigbor...so i can ffuck those daughters of yours to submission...we'l have a threesomme, menage ala trois..am sure you wont mind...cos i'l be a niegbor too |
Re: My Wife Caught Me!!!! by sunnshyn(f): 3:37pm On Apr 30, 2012 |
deloon:abi ooo...all those funny looking fonts abi na letters...very irritating. |
Re: My Wife Caught Me!!!! by Dondav(m): 3:57pm On Apr 30, 2012 |
Lolz! |
Re: My Wife Caught Me!!!! by kolaoloye(m): 9:20am On May 16, 2012 |
Tinax:You are very correct. How are you doing? |
Re: My Wife Caught Me!!!! by r231(m): 9:23am On May 16, 2012 |
Re: My Wife Caught Me!!!! by payjoey(m): 11:08am On May 16, 2012 |
very simple: because she sets her eyes on unavailable married men. lol! i agree,very true....just give her time to heal..luck you if she's not strongheaded |
Re: My Wife Caught Me!!!! by buJu234: 11:32am On May 16, 2012 |
the lesson u need to learn is that dont ever poke ur neighbor. its better u relocate or give her money to relocate b4 u start ur poking. wives are more powerful when they have ur kids on their side...; so knee down and beg her very well. if possible tell ur neighbor to join in the begging. |
Re: My Wife Caught Me!!!! by pendo89(f): 11:45am On May 16, 2012 |
You are not married You dont have kids What next? |
Re: My Wife Caught Me!!!! by deshclones(m): 3:44pm On May 16, 2012 |
@OP....lets be clear man....i don't believe your story man but Real men respect the sanctity of their matrimonial homes and dare not bring random chics home..never..whatever happened to hotels and guest houses littered all over the place ??....if your wife were like my present fiance..o boy..i go just dash am the house and relocate because she must get even by inflicting bodily harm on me while am sleeping...she fit pour hot oil for my fresh body..lol.... |
Re: My Wife Caught Me!!!! by luckgames(m): 4:34pm On May 16, 2012 |
pendo89: You are not married May be he need to marry you |
Re: My Wife Caught Me!!!! by Dondav(m): 3:16pm On Jun 29, 2012 |
lefulefu: op u be mumu for allowing ur wife catch uYou be badt guy... Na wetin u dey do!! |
Re: My Wife Caught Me!!!! by Johnny(m): 5:52pm On Jun 29, 2012 |
You acted foolishly to have allowed her into your apartment for sex....You could easily sneak into her apartment for fun;now you have spoilt the whole thing for yourself.More importantly,don‘t get her pregnant! |
Re: My Wife Caught Me!!!! by Dondav(m): 7:42pm On Jun 29, 2012 |
Johnny: You acted foolishly to have allowed her into your apartment for sex....You could easily sneak into her apartment for fun;now you have spoilt the whole thing for yourself.More importantly,don‘t get her pregnant!Thanks @johnny 1 Like |
Re: My Wife Caught Me!!!! by Ivynwa(f): 1:34am On Jun 30, 2012 |
She caught you? You let her catch you? Sorry Poster the title of your thread reminded me of the 2 statements/questions above that my cousin normally jokes around with while singing Shaggy's song. What were you thinking having another woman in your home and being unfaithful too. I heard somebody saying that you are neither married nor have children, can the thread be just a mere joke or really serious musings of a caught husband? |
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