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Please Help, How Can I Explain This? It's Urgent. by johnwell(m): 9:52pm On May 05, 2012 |
Am in trouble, I approach a lady this evening just in the reception of the hotel am lodging here in calabar, we exchange number; minutes later I received an sms, when I opened, it was from her and the content was a bible portion. Immediatly, I opened the portion and this is what I saw: Proverbs 31:2 - 3 (English Standard Version) V.2 -What are you doing, my son? What are you doing, son of my womb? What are you doing, son of my vows? V.3 -Do not give your strength to women, your ways to those who destroy kings... Am just confused, de conjee sef don go. how does she mean? she promised bleeping tomorrow night. |
Re: Please Help, How Can I Explain This? It's Urgent. by slimyem: 9:58pm On May 05, 2012 |
Re: Please Help, How Can I Explain This? It's Urgent. by 190: 10:05pm On May 05, 2012 |
Re: Please Help, How Can I Explain This? It's Urgent. by beylinko(m): 10:06pm On May 05, 2012 |
U stil have d whole of 2day n 2mrw 2 tink about it. Did u make ur intention knwn 2 her dat u wanna bleep her? |
Re: Please Help, How Can I Explain This? It's Urgent. by Dyt(f): 10:14pm On May 05, 2012 |
Hehehehehe |
Re: Please Help, How Can I Explain This? It's Urgent. by Skii(m): 10:17pm On May 05, 2012 |
e don be for u |
Re: Please Help, How Can I Explain This? It's Urgent. by johnwell(m): 10:22pm On May 05, 2012 |
beylinko: U stil have d whole of 2day n 2mrw 2 tink about it. Did u make ur intention knwn 2 her dat u wanna bleep her?Yes & she even fixed tomorrow night. |
Re: Please Help, How Can I Explain This? It's Urgent. by Nobody: 10:32pm On May 05, 2012 |
thats a message from God o! Be ware dnt fall a victim she's tryin 2 help u |
Re: Please Help, How Can I Explain This? It's Urgent. by mojounited(m): 11:03pm On May 05, 2012 |
Rrrrrruuuuunnnnnn! 1 Like |
Re: Please Help, How Can I Explain This? It's Urgent. by johnwell(m): 11:09pm On May 05, 2012 |
punnonline: thats a message from God o!Then how comes..... she agree bleeping tomorrow TDB? |
Re: Please Help, How Can I Explain This? It's Urgent. by Skii(m): 11:19pm On May 05, 2012 |
Guy make I give u d scope, She don size u up for her mind see sey, u no reach, so she send u that bible message make you fear small. As per the following day bleep parole na to give u time to think am make u run. But to show her say u ka her scope, just show, tell am sey, u know wetin dey happen, no be sey u fear, or u no fit bleep am, but sey u no be ode and u no dey fear like that. Either way sha, just gree her make she waka comot |
Re: Please Help, How Can I Explain This? It's Urgent. by johnwell(m): 11:26pm On May 05, 2012 |
Skii: Guy make I give u d scope, she don go since, bleeping na 2morow night. I go bleep am. |
Re: Please Help, How Can I Explain This? It's Urgent. by Skii(m): 11:34pm On May 05, 2012 |
Ah! See dis man o, u no dey fia God? Omo, me I no dey o,,,*running away* No come open thread sey person dey chase you with cane o |
Re: Please Help, How Can I Explain This? It's Urgent. by johnwell(m): 1:14am On May 06, 2012 |
Skii: Ah!U don make me fear, I've text her & cancelled the bleeping & she replied nonsence |
Re: Please Help, How Can I Explain This? It's Urgent. by pato405(m): 2:32pm On May 06, 2012 |
son of man, your cup fit don full o! chai! c 'grade A' intimidation & apprehension! |
Re: Please Help, How Can I Explain This? It's Urgent. by Nobody: 2:44pm On May 06, 2012 |
johnwell:did he exactly say 'i want to have s** with you' they jst agreed on meeting so the girl has a different agenda. |
Re: Please Help, How Can I Explain This? It's Urgent. by OK2NV3: 3:41pm On May 06, 2012 |
OP stop making jokes out of your pastor sermons. |
Re: Please Help, How Can I Explain This? It's Urgent. by johnwell(m): 11:13am On May 07, 2012 |
pato405: son of man, your cup fit don full o!bros I don runooo, am in anoda hotel sef. |
Re: Please Help, How Can I Explain This? It's Urgent. by Sijo01(f): 11:48am On May 07, 2012 |
lmao mak u send am ur own text wit dis Bible vs - Genesis 9:7 New Living Translation Now be fruitful and multiply, and repopulate the earth." English Standard Version And you, be fruitful and multiply, teem on the earth and multiply in it.” New American Standard Bible "As for you, be fruitful and multiply; Populate the earth abundantly and multiply in it." King James Bible And you, be ye fruitful, and multiply; bring forth abundantly in the earth, and multiply therein. |
Re: Please Help, How Can I Explain This? It's Urgent. by akin101: 12:15pm On May 07, 2012 |
LOL |
Re: Please Help, How Can I Explain This? It's Urgent. by johnwell(m): 12:52pm On May 07, 2012 |
Sijo01: lmaoLOL.... this is very defendsive... hm, if u see what she sent to me, I can't even post it here. |
Re: Please Help, How Can I Explain This? It's Urgent. by 190: 1:04pm On May 07, 2012 |
Re: Please Help, How Can I Explain This? It's Urgent. by johnwell(m): 1:26pm On May 07, 2012 |
190:what of your friend 911 or 9.11 or 9_11, sorry, I forgot his id. |
Re: Please Help, How Can I Explain This? It's Urgent. by 190: 1:28pm On May 07, 2012 |
Re: Please Help, How Can I Explain This? It's Urgent. by tellwisdom: 1:52pm On May 07, 2012 |
Bro, dont forget to hold her breastttt tight when yanshing her. SQUEEZE AM WEL WEL SO SHE GO CRY |
Re: Please Help, How Can I Explain This? It's Urgent. by MzPookie: 2:35pm On May 07, 2012 |
Sijo01: lmao |
Re: Please Help, How Can I Explain This? It's Urgent. by obasijoy(f): 2:46pm On May 07, 2012 |
@ op run ooooo how sure are you that she doesn't have HIV. She is trying to let you know that after bleeping with her you may contact HIV oooo. She has warned you first ooo Heaven and Earth must bear her witness. Don't destroy your life King. |
Re: Please Help, How Can I Explain This? It's Urgent. by cowgurl: 3:00pm On May 07, 2012 |
johnwell: Am in trouble, I approach a lady this evening just in the reception of the hotel am lodging here in calabar, we exchange number; minutes later I received an sms, when I opened, it was from her and the content was a bible portion. Immediatly, I opened the portion and this is what I saw:I had to go through my mobile Bible to confirm dat scriptures. |
Re: Please Help, How Can I Explain This? It's Urgent. by Adaeze003(f): 3:11pm On May 07, 2012 |
lol! You know what they say ' one day monkey go go market e nor go return' hehehe... |
Re: Please Help, How Can I Explain This? It's Urgent. by tellwisdom: 3:21pm On May 07, 2012 |
agareze, can i be in d same room wt u?? |
Re: Please Help, How Can I Explain This? It's Urgent. by AlusiOkija: 3:38pm On May 07, 2012 |
Voicemail |
Re: Please Help, How Can I Explain This? It's Urgent. by johnwell(m): 11:40am On May 09, 2012 |
Mz Pookie:the devil is a liar, I don carry my life waka joh, am wonderfuly & fearfuly made. |
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