How come guys get judged on a different level than chics?
If I lie in a relationship, I usually take the time to create a Johnny-Cochran defense strategy complete with a water-tight alibi that will get me an acquittal in any court. But She will never ever buy it. But when she lies, she is so lazy at it and expects me to swallow the horse shitt with glee if not then I don't trust her and as such don't love her.
Also when a chic gets pregnant and she wants an abortion she is seen as modern and pro-choice but whenever i want one I am an irresponsible and selfish pig.
There are several anecdotes from my b.s. relationships that i will like to add here but i leave it for you guys to drop some.

OP wetin you drink? tear gas?

Off all ur pastor said today this wat u can remember

smh!

Beync: Off all ur pastor said today this wat u can remember

am an atheist

Awe! U need God seriously