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Jesus Christ is Coming Soon!!! by Nobody: 3:25pm On May 08, 2012
Please for the sake of Jesus Christ who shed His precious blood for our sins ignore the trash I posted months back!

God bless you and make sure you remain rapturable Christ is coming to get His lot make sure you are counted!

Blessings, Honour, Majesty, Power, Influence, and Glory be ascribed to the world most supreme Deity - Jehovah God and to His supremo Son Jesus Christ!

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Re: Jesus Christ is Coming Soon!!! by Lucy360love(f): 1:58pm On Dec 12, 2013
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Re: Jesus Christ is Coming Soon!!! by Lucy360love(f): 1:59pm On Dec 12, 2013
11 years Old Nigerian creates A Social Network.
This is the site
Re: Jesus Christ is Coming Soon!!! by rubii09: 1:59pm On Dec 12, 2013
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Re: Jesus Christ is Coming Soon!!! by modash(m): 2:00pm On Dec 12, 2013
Pally all this one na story

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Re: Jesus Christ is Coming Soon!!! by Stunner1(f): 2:00pm On Dec 12, 2013
not entirely true

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Re: Jesus Christ is Coming Soon!!! by olaidede: 2:01pm On Dec 12, 2013
Okay.
Re: Jesus Christ is Coming Soon!!! by PAGAN9JA(m): 2:01pm On Dec 12, 2013
[size=20pt] OUR NIGERIAN WOMEN ARE NOT SO CHEAP OP!
MY ADVICE TO ALL NIGERIAN WOMEN IS TO DO EXACTLY THE OPPOSITE OF EVERYTHING STATED BY THE OP.
OP IS MISGUIDING YOU.
HE IS A MAN & POTENTIAL CHEAT HIMSELF WHO IS PROTECTING HIS OWN INTERESTS.

IF YOU HAVE BEEN CHEATED. IT IS YOUR BIRTH RIGHT TO FIGHT BACK.

THE BEST YOU CAN DO IS -
DIVORCE HIM!



REMEMBER, you are not toys purchased from shoprite . .[/size]

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Re: Jesus Christ is Coming Soon!!! by omonla555: 2:02pm On Dec 12, 2013
What are they saying?
Re: Jesus Christ is Coming Soon!!! by Nobody: 2:03pm On Dec 12, 2013
SO WHAT SHOULD WOMEN DO WHEN THEY DISCOVER AN AFFAIR?

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Re: Jesus Christ is Coming Soon!!! by coogar: 2:03pm On Dec 12, 2013
and women are expected to follow all these rules? nigerian women for that matter? go & steal patience goodluck's husband and let's see if she will follow your rules.

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Re: Jesus Christ is Coming Soon!!! by olaobifarmltd(m): 2:03pm On Dec 12, 2013
Cool
Re: Jesus Christ is Coming Soon!!! by mitey(m): 2:04pm On Dec 12, 2013
Ranks007: When you have just discovered that your manis cheating on you...please do NOT do the following:-

1. Demanding to know about the other woman: The truth may hurt you. Can you handle the truth?

....

Culled from the experience of the writer

@Op, Bros, why you go cheat on your wife nah? tongue

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Re: Jesus Christ is Coming Soon!!! by Nobody: 2:05pm On Dec 12, 2013
So all these sermon is for the woman to remain in a relationship with a cheating man abi.
Ladies stay there until he brings home HIV
I won't advice any of my loved ones to stay with an unrepentant cheating a.s.s man cos whats the point?

And does this rule apply if the woman is the one cheating?

African man mentality.

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Re: Jesus Christ is Coming Soon!!! by unmask: 2:05pm On Dec 12, 2013
much ado over nothing.....the wisest man in the world had over 600 wives and numerous concubines.....abraham that was so blessed even had one, same with jacob.....when you make it an issue it becomes an issue.....surely if it was as bad as most of you paint it to be, then you begin to ask if solomon was wise or if he was foolish......anyways women should support their men.....if he says he is satisfied with only one "pishaun" good, if he says he prefers variety then do the needful by recommending just like abraham and jacobs wives did.....SOLVED

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Re: Jesus Christ is Coming Soon!!! by sharqur99: 2:05pm On Dec 12, 2013
Start poisoning his food slightly until d murdafuc.ker dies a slow death.

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Re: Jesus Christ is Coming Soon!!! by Nobody: 2:05pm On Dec 12, 2013
Ogbeni....PRAYER IS THE KEY

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Re: Jesus Christ is Coming Soon!!! by Nobody: 2:06pm On Dec 12, 2013
Some of these are not mistakes, examples are

Number 1. If you are married, you should demand to know who your husband has been sleeping with. It may even be your friend and you never know what kind of plans (evil plans) they have for you.

Number 3. Forcing him to choose. Sometimes its good to know your real place so that you can move on quickly if he does not choose you. Preferable if you are not yet married. If you are married, then this is not wise.

Number 7. Nothing wrong in crying. It hurts, yes, cry if you want.

Number 10. Telling his mother if you are already married. May be someone needs to talk sense into him if he continues cheating. And well you should not suffer in silence.

Number 13. If he is a chronic cheat, then don't give him sex without protection. Who knows what he is doing out there.

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Re: Jesus Christ is Coming Soon!!! by nekaa(f): 2:07pm On Dec 12, 2013
different strokes for different children... grin lol
Re: Jesus Christ is Coming Soon!!! by gluv01(f): 2:08pm On Dec 12, 2013
Simple...I never demand anything from my boyfriend, NEVER. He does it on his own accord which makes us happy, all i ever ask of is to be honest with me no matter how it hurts. Because if you do, all the other problems won't spring up.
Re: Jesus Christ is Coming Soon!!! by Nobody: 2:10pm On Dec 12, 2013
PAGAN 9JA:
[size=20pt] OUR NIGERIAN WOMEN ARE NOT SO CHEAP OP!
MY ADVICE TO ALL NIGERIAN WOMEN IS TO DO EXACTLY THE OPPOSITE OF EVERYTHING STATED BY THE OP.
OP IS MISGUIDING YOU.
HE IS A MAN & POTENTIAL CHEAT HIMSELF WHO IS PROTECTING HIS OWN INTERESTS.

IF YOU HAVE BEEN CHEATED. IT IS YOUR BIRTH RIGHT TO FIGHT BACK.

THE BEST YOU CAN DO IS -
DIVORCE HIM!



REMEMBER, you are not toys purchased from shoprite . .[/size]

True talk brother,..true talk cool

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Re: Jesus Christ is Coming Soon!!! by freecocoa(f): 2:11pm On Dec 12, 2013
He should be the one to leave the room, I ain't leaving the room for no cheating hediot.

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Re: Jesus Christ is Coming Soon!!! by kentoplash(m): 2:13pm On Dec 12, 2013
Number 3 got me laughing grin
Re: Jesus Christ is Coming Soon!!! by nigerianescorts: 2:13pm On Dec 12, 2013
Even though my wife knows that my business has to do with people of the opposite yet she is still snooping in on me
Re: Jesus Christ is Coming Soon!!! by Okijajuju1(m): 2:13pm On Dec 12, 2013
Women A man who sleeps with different women is better than a man with one partner outside..


Reason: A man who sleeps around is just doing it because he can.. Basically, he is a manwhore.. But a man with another woman outside is in a relationship, meaning he has feelings for her, just like he has for you.. Basically, you are now in a competition. Thats the bad one you should run from.


Men: If your wife is caught cheating on you with another man; Its either your fault for emotionally and maybe physically driving her into another mans hands.. Or She is a nymph.. I say so because women are emotional creatures and except shes a nympho, she would not sleep with a man for casual sex..


The gods are wise..

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Re: Jesus Christ is Coming Soon!!! by unmask: 2:15pm On Dec 12, 2013
It is not cheating if he sleeps with other women....nope.....

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Re: Jesus Christ is Coming Soon!!! by Sweetlemon(f): 2:15pm On Dec 12, 2013
The worst mistake you can ever make is to go and fight the other girl or send thugs to beat her up!

For all you know, SHE might even be the main girl while you are the side chick! I don't know why ladies embarrass themselves like this.
Re: Jesus Christ is Coming Soon!!! by Alikaxon(m): 2:18pm On Dec 12, 2013
Who the hell is this op? Tell them what to do and not what not to do. Cheers!!

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Re: Jesus Christ is Coming Soon!!! by Nobody: 2:20pm On Dec 12, 2013
Okija_juju: Women A man who sleeps with different women is better than a man with one partner outside..


Reason: A man who sleeps around is just doing it because he can.. Basically, he is a manwhore.. But a man with another woman outside is in a relationship, meaning he has feelings for her, just like he has for you.. Basically, you are now in a competition. Thats the bad one you should run from.


Men: If your wife is caught cheating on you with another man; Its either your fault for emotionally and maybe physically driving her into another mans hands.. Or She is a nymph.. I say so because women are emotional creatures and except shes a nympho,she would not sleep with a man for casual sex..


The gods are wise..

Hmmmmm, Okija you sure say you no be virgin so grin grin

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Re: Jesus Christ is Coming Soon!!! by Sweetlemon(f): 2:22pm On Dec 12, 2013
Okija_juju: Women A man who sleeps with different women is better than a man with one partner outside..


Reason: A man who sleeps around is just doing it because he can.. Basically, he is a manwhore.. But a man with another woman outside is in a relationship, meaning he has feelings for her, just like he has for you.. Basically, you are now in a competition. Thats the bad one you should run from.


Men: If your wife is caught cheating on you with another man; Its either your fault for emotionally and maybe physically driving her into another mans hands.. Or She is a nymph.. I say so because women are emotional creatures and except shes a nympho, she would not sleep with a man for casual sex..


The gods are wise..

This is sooooooooo true!
Re: Jesus Christ is Coming Soon!!! by Temismith(f): 2:25pm On Dec 12, 2013
I D̶̲̥̅̊ε̲̣̣̣̥γ̲̣̣̥ come .
Re: Jesus Christ is Coming Soon!!! by Swiftboy(m): 2:26pm On Dec 12, 2013
Patience will win back an erring hubby!

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