Enigma: @ Ishilove

Omagare?

Stumbled on this and I've been enjoying it.

Una do well o (and river sef)!

Egbon, e se pupo,a da fun yin

Ihedinobi: Mein Gott! I haven't read anything this good in a good bit now. Ishilove, the series was awesome. I cackled, gyrated spasmodically in laughter and fairly glowed with mirth as I read. You're gifted, girl. I look forward to reading more of you.

Few mistakes, really very few, so few in fact that I'm convinced that they were typos resulting from delivery of fast-moving powerful imagery with slower fingers. I think you'd find them doing a read-through yourself. They were grammatical in nature.

More power to you girl. And grace with dropping the French too

Lol. Thanks for the vote of confidence, nwoke mmadu. As per the french,I am begging God to give me the grace to drop it too. Its a result of watching too many 'Frenchie' movies in my formative years .

I will run through the thread again to weed out the offending typos and grammatikos

I want to apologise to everyone who has been asking me to update the Chronicles. What troubles me is not writer's block; rather, I plead guilty to an over-active mind.

One can't force creativity,but one can force one's mind to settle down. I have a VERY restless mind and it has being gallivanting to and fro the four corners of the earth, seeking where to conquer.

I will be resuming my station on Monday and the hours of solitude will force me to look inwards and find the serenity I need to resume the series

Idowuogbo:
Oh boi... see as u plaster vocabs give we! U go fear Oxford na!

He is one of my folks from the religion section...remember what I mentioned about 'em folks from yonder...?

Ishilove:
He is one of my folks from the religion section...remember what I mentioned about 'em folks from yonder...?

I no follow o...na confirm kpako I be o

Ishilove:
Lol. Thanks for the vote of confidence, nwoke mmadu. As per the french,I am begging God to give me the grace to drop it too. Its a result of watching too many 'Frenchie' movies in my formative years .

I will run through the thread again to weed out the offending typos and grammatikos

I want to apologise to everyone who has been asking me to update the Chronicles. What troubles me is not writer's block; rather, I plead guilty to an over-active mind.

One can't force creativity,but one can force one's mind to settle down. I have a VERY restless mind and it has being gallivanting to and fro the four corners of the earth, seeking where to conquer.

I will be resuming my station on Monday and the hours of solitude will force me to look inwards and find the serenity I need to resume the series

Try stopping "trying" and asking for grace. Just live free in Christ. If it happens, go to Him in repentance. Refuse to make it an issue except before Him. He'll show you that all the Victory you need is inside you already.

Monday? Well, I'll ask for the grace to be patient. Me ehn, e don te when dem stop to call me Papa Patience lol

Ihedinobi:

Try stopping "trying" and asking for grace. Just live free in Christ. If it happens, go to Him in repentance. Refuse to make it an issue except before Him. He'll show you that all the Victory you need is inside you already.

Monday? Well, I'll ask for the grace to be patient. Me ehn, e don te when dem stop to call me Papa Patience lol

Thank you, sir. I will do as you have suggested.

Monday is not that far na,please bear with me

Efemena_xy: avicky, you sef too like story-story!

No be my fault dearie.
U too go back to ur collection and update Mamuke for me.
A day without u guys isn't complete ni.

U dis Ishi, i go supprimer love frm ur name oo.
Haha! Fait attention!
Wo, let ur lundi be lundi or else...

avicky: U dis Ishi, i go supprimer love frm ur name oo.
Haha! Fait attention!
Wo, let ur lundi be lundi or else...

O madame, pls dont, if you do i will throw myself off third mainland bridge!!!

avicky: U dis Ishi, i go supprimer love frm ur name oo.
Haha! Fait attention!
Wo, let ur lundi be lundi or else...

Aaaaaaaah, aunty, ejọọ o, biko, please, don't oooooooo, na only one Ishilove we get. If Atlantic come dry nko, she go knack weave-on for ground. E no good na. Abeg, ejọọ, biko, please, ayịyọ, sil vous plais, et toi no do make she c'est jump allez third mainland bridge o! Ah!!!

Ihedinobi:

Aaaaaaaah, aunty, ejọọ o, biko, please, don't oooooooo, na only one Ishilove we get. If Atlantic come dry nko, she go knack weave-on for ground. E no good na. Abeg, ejọọ, biko, please, ayịyọ, sil vous plais, et toi no do make she c'est jump allez third mainland bridge o! Ah!!!

Hahahahahahahhahahah!!!!! You ehn!!

NL no go wound me

Ishilove:
Hahahahahahahhahahah!!!!! You ehn!!

NL no go wound me

Ihedinobi:

Aaaaaaaah, aunty, ejọọ o, biko, please, don't oooooooo, na only one Ishilove we get. If Atlantic come dry nko, she go knack weave-on for ground. E no good na. Abeg, ejọọ, biko, please, ayịyọ, sil vous plais, et toi no do make she c'est jump allez third mainland bridge o! Ah!!!

Lol! Ha! U guys won't kill me. U actually said she should jump 'allez' 3rd Mainland?
Oya, ishi, aller au 3rd mainland bridge.

Ishilove:
O madame, pls dont, if you do i will throw myself off third mainland bridge!!!

Pas de probleme! Go and sin no more!

avicky:
Lol! Ha! U guys won't kill me. U actually said she should jump 'allez' 3rd Mainland?
Oya, ishi, aller au 3rd mainland bridge.

Na only jump off u hear? I swear me go down 3 gallons of petrol. Oya do u and let us do we, na craze dey cure craze.

Idowuogbo:
Na only jump off u hear? I swear me go down 3 gallons of petrol. Oya do u and let us do we, na craze dey cure craze.

ID please one cup will suffice to do the deed, you can give me remaining three gallons for my gen at home

nawa o,i go vacation cum bak,yet no tori. If na gist una want,i fit share una my own testimony .bt ishilove,do smthn b4 smthn do us o,

ichiezubby: nawa o,i go vacation cum bak,yet no tori. If na gist una want,i fit share una my own testimony .bt ishilove,do smthn b4 smthn do us o,

Nwoke,anu ma bia

Idowuogbo:
Na only jump off u hear? I swear me go down 3 gallons of petrol. Oya do u and let us do we, na craze dey cure craze.

Omo, se ogun e ti tan ni?
Ha, o ni fe kirun lo ri express o.

avicky:
Omo, se ogun e ti tan ni?
Ha, o ni fe kirun lo ri express o.

Stop so be! Stop she be!
U no go wan use sandpaper clean yansh na! Abi u fit use dettol do mouth wash?

Ishilove:
ID please one cup will suffice to do the deed, you can give me remaining three gallons for my gen at home

See am! Thief! Na my own situation u wan use cure subsidy abi? Call again lerra... User busy!

Ishilove:
ID please one cup will suffice to do the deed, you can give me remaining three gallons for my gen at home

Abi oh, esp me wey dey abj. Scarcity don wear agbada for here.
Ishi, abeg enter ur solitude & continue d story jare.

Idowuogbo:
Stop so be! Stop she be!
U no go wan use sandpaper clean yansh na! Abi u fit use dettol do mouth wash?

avicky:
Omo, se ogun e ti tan ni?
Ha, o ni fe kirun lo ri express o.

Joooor o!!!

@vicky, i'm almost there

Idowuogbo:
Stop so be! Stop she be!
U no go wan use sandpaper clean yansh na! Abi u fit use dettol do mouth wash?

Iwo ke, o ni fe fi sparm se bama naw, abi o fe fi spaghetti pokunso ni?

Ishilove:
Joooor o!!!

@vicky, i'm almost there

Depeche toi, b4 ID ogbo finish me hia o.

avicky:
Iwo ke, o ni fe fi sparm se bama naw

Ayama!!!!! Gross!

^^ Now, why're you lot speaking in tongues here?

Abeg decode am naw

Efemena_xy: ^^ Now, why're you lot speaking in tongues here?

Abeg decode am naw

Seconded.......now that I have somebody to second here hehe

Efemena_xy: ^^ Now, why're you lot speaking in tongues here?

Abeg decode am naw

Vicky asked ID if she would like to use spe.rm in lieu of bama to eat bread.....gross!!!!

Ishilove:
Vicky asked ID if she would like to use spe.rm in lieu of bama to eat bread.....gross!!!!

uuuuugh... yewwwwww.........that's grossing me out like agh.........<throwing up breakfast and dinner>