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Can This Ever Happen? by NotNairalandi(m): 7:53pm On May 25, 2012
pals we organized a virgil in our hostel and invited a pastor to preach.after his prayer and preaching he decree that anybody who involves his or herself in any kind of sexual activity in the hostel again will suffer LEPROSY.will it be posible.everybody is afraid.
Re: Can This Ever Happen? by ArQueBusieR(m): 7:59pm On May 25, 2012
lol. . .what sorta pastor says things like that.
Re: Can This Ever Happen? by buchi4action(m): 8:36pm On May 25, 2012
Nairalandi: pals we organized a virgil in our hostel and invited a pastor to preach.after his prayer and preaching he decree that anybody who involves his or herself in any kind of sexual activity in the hostel again will suffer LEPROSY.will it be posible.everybody is afraid.
ha, ha, ha, ha, ha hu, hu, ha, ha, ha *this na bad market*
Re: Can This Ever Happen? by Idowuogbo(f): 8:55pm On May 25, 2012
U better go and gbench.Pastor go enter house go nack hin wife Solomon, u dey dia dey hold penisss abi? Ode!
Re: Can This Ever Happen? by tashanja(m): 10:56pm On May 25, 2012
@OP:
In that case, I can foresee you losing your fingers from self-servicing followed by your joystick if you are not careful; better quickly ask that pastor to undo his spell before its too late - leprosy na bad disease ooh!lipsrsealed cheesy grin
Re: Can This Ever Happen? by Mynd44: 5:06am On May 26, 2012
Idowuogbo: U better go and gbench.Pastor go enter house go nack hin wife Solomon, u dey dia dey hold penisss abi? Ode!
They are all chickens. The pastor will be grinning at himself like an alley cat now
Re: Can This Ever Happen? by Sijo01(f): 8:03am On May 26, 2012
Hahahahhahaha.
Mak una boycot d hostel na.
Re: Can This Ever Happen? by Nobody: 8:18am On May 26, 2012
Poster, u be jew abi? grin grin kai, pastor don put una 4 persecond billing grin
Re: Can This Ever Happen? by Idowuogbo(f): 8:19am On May 26, 2012
Mynd_44:
They are all chickens. The pastor will be grinning at himself like an alley cat now
Na2day! Pastor sef dey use sex rebuke demons nowadays
Re: Can This Ever Happen? by Mynd44: 8:21am On May 26, 2012
Idowuogbo:
Na2day! Pastor sef dey use sex rebuke demons nowadays
You dey mind them? After them go dey claim say them gallant
Re: Can This Ever Happen? by Idowuogbo(f): 8:26am On May 26, 2012
Mynd_44:
You dey mind them? After them go dey claim say them gallant

Gallant ke? Liv talk abeg! Dey are upcoming
Re: Can This Ever Happen? by Mynd44: 8:42am On May 26, 2012
Idowuogbo:

Gallant ke? Liv talk abeg! Dey are upcoming
Their hostel and Upcoming should not be used in the same paragraph
Re: Can This Ever Happen? by Nobody: 9:27am On May 26, 2012
Nairalandi: pals we organized a virgil in our hostel and invited a pastor to preach.after his prayer and preaching he decree that anybody who involves his or herself in any kind of sexual activity in the hostel again will suffer LEPROSY.will it be posible.everybody is afraid.
Buhahahahahahahahahahaha, Roflmfao, lwkmf, Icstao(i can't stand straight o), mrctnm(my ribs can take no more). Leprosy ko, impotence ni.
Re: Can This Ever Happen? by richy5(m): 10:46am On May 26, 2012
hunhun!
Re: Can This Ever Happen? by greedie1(f): 5:53pm On May 26, 2012
Lol....ofcz it wont happen, he isnt God. Wt r u,12?
Re: Can This Ever Happen? by Mynd44: 11:19pm On May 26, 2012
gree-die:
Lol....ofcz it wont happen, he isnt God. Wt r u,12?
Hey stop that. That is an insult to 12 year olds
Re: Can This Ever Happen? by greedie1(f): 6:13am On May 27, 2012
lol... A 12yr old wuld ve figured it out huh? Lol
Re: Can This Ever Happen? by Mynd44: 6:34am On May 27, 2012
gree-die:
lol... A 12yr old wuld ve figured it out huh? Lol
Try telling your 12 year old something this dumb
Re: Can This Ever Happen? by 190: 8:09am On May 27, 2012
Smh
Re: Can This Ever Happen? by cindyrella(f): 11:12am On May 27, 2012
Make unna stay there make The pastor they use unna head dey play tinko grin grin grin grin
Re: Can This Ever Happen? by claire190: 11:39am On May 27, 2012
BUT GUY u knw say u been mistake u 4 stay dey tel d pastor say u reject am or back 2 sender iNstead of AMEN.GO BACK 2 HIM REBUKE AM.
Re: Can This Ever Happen? by 190: 12:50pm On May 27, 2012
Claire do I know u before

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