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Re: You Know God Is Punishing You: by Nobody: 5:51pm On Jun 02, 2012 |
if you are born nigerian |
Re: You Know God Is Punishing You: by warrior101: 5:51pm On Jun 02, 2012 |
You are a beautiful and ambitious lady "with a future" but yet you keep meeting gentlemen who go by this slogan towards you "babe, I'd really love to be with somebody like you but not you" That's when you know God is punishing you... 2 Likes |
Re: You Know God Is Punishing You: by Otseh: 5:55pm On Jun 02, 2012 |
When your wife steals, tell lies and flirt with her boss who is your colleague. |
Re: You Know God Is Punishing You: by joelala(m): 5:59pm On Jun 02, 2012 |
desertboom: when u gave ur girlfriend ur only 100 naira, claiming to be a big boy only for her to caught u drinking garri the next hour. so rich men dont drinking garri or wat, or wen has drinking garri be tagged as being poor..msheeeeeeeew!SMH at claiming big boy after given out 100naira. anyway, you know God is punishing you when a car splashes muddy water on ur white shirt few meters to your interview venue. |
Re: You Know God Is Punishing You: by dipo1: 6:02pm On Jun 02, 2012 |
When the conductor refuses to accept the ugly last 200N note u have and u are trying to pay the fare of this fine chick along with yours. #youknowGodispunishingyou 2 Likes |
Re: You Know God Is Punishing You: by sammyke(m): 6:14pm On Jun 02, 2012 |
when you wake up to find out, ur school name has been changed to MAULAG 1 Like |
Re: You Know God Is Punishing You: by Nwoka(m): 6:16pm On Jun 02, 2012 |
;DWhen u misplace ur wedding ring and ants eat ur cake on ur wedding day....ff @evilmaximus |
Re: You Know God Is Punishing You: by teeceexx: 6:19pm On Jun 02, 2012 |
You guys re crazy. lolz |
Re: You Know God Is Punishing You: by warrior101: 6:27pm On Jun 02, 2012 |
When you are a lady and on a dating site your status says: Alexxy, 29 Lagos, Nigeria Wants to go on a date with a guy, 34-65 and About me AM A KIND OF PERSON THAT TELL PEOPLE WAT I WANT NO PLENTY TALK. PLEASE NOTE AM NOT LOOKING FOR RELATIONSHIP AND IF YOU ARE LOOKING FOR ONE, NOT ME TRY SOMEONE ELSE THANK YOU. then Looking for AM LOOKING FOR ANGELS AND NOT DEMONS. A GUY TO HANGOUT WITH, NO STRINGS ATTACHED, NO MORE NO LESS, AND NO PLENTY QUESTIONS. GO STRAIGHT TO THE POINT. 1 Like |
Re: You Know God Is Punishing You: by gidola(m): 6:29pm On Jun 02, 2012 |
So funny |
Re: You Know God Is Punishing You: by tpia5: 6:32pm On Jun 02, 2012 |
AM A KIND OF PERSON THAT TELL PEOPLE WAT I WANT NO PLENTY TALK. PLEASE NOTE AM NOT LOOKING FOR RELATIONSHIP if I had a euro for every time i heard that (and the person actually meant the opposite), I'd own a yatch by now. 1 Like |
Re: You Know God Is Punishing You: by tpia5: 6:34pm On Jun 02, 2012 |
@ mukina na you God go punish o! |
Re: You Know God Is Punishing You: by Nobody: 6:34pm On Jun 02, 2012 |
When your fiancée get gang-raped two days to your wedding |
Re: You Know God Is Punishing You: by 164(f): 6:35pm On Jun 02, 2012 |
okeyxyz: when you are captured by boko-haram and you are claiming to be a moslem, suddenly your phone rings & the ring tone is "All power belongs to jesus,..."Greatest punishment of all.lmao |
Re: You Know God Is Punishing You: by khanivorous(f): 6:37pm On Jun 02, 2012 |
beblessed: God does nt punish plz And the. WRATH OF GOD means? |
Re: You Know God Is Punishing You: by Nobody: 6:37pm On Jun 02, 2012 |
When your wife can't get pregnant for you after some years of marriage and you are an only son of your parents. |
Re: You Know God Is Punishing You: by 164(f): 6:41pm On Jun 02, 2012 |
[quote author=sammyke]when you wake up to find out, ur school name has been changed to MAULAG[/quote dt one na beef 1 Like |
Re: You Know God Is Punishing You: by Decryptor(m): 6:50pm On Jun 02, 2012 |
When you jump into an okada to your bank with the intention of paying him wen u withdraw from the ATM only for you to get there and the ATM keeps showing "Your financial institution is unavailable". And the trip worths N200 |
Re: You Know God Is Punishing You: by clemmonce(m): 6:53pm On Jun 02, 2012 |
30secs: And so?bros cool down nah. atleast tel am welcom 1 Like |
Re: You Know God Is Punishing You: by Nobody: 6:57pm On Jun 02, 2012 |
when u are downloading a file of 200MB and it gets to 99%,but the next thing u see is downloading fail... 6 Likes |
Re: You Know God Is Punishing You: by abioila(m): 7:09pm On Jun 02, 2012 |
when your CGPA is 4.49 after your final year and all the lecturers in your department are sadists. |
Re: You Know God Is Punishing You: by dukila: 7:11pm On Jun 02, 2012 |
beblessed: God does nt punish plzmore like "when you know your village ppl are after you" |
Re: You Know God Is Punishing You: by terbz(m): 7:17pm On Jun 02, 2012 |
WAN U FALL 2 WIN TITLE #M U |
Re: You Know God Is Punishing You: by dipo1: 7:21pm On Jun 02, 2012 |
terbz: WAN U FALL 2 WIN TITLE Bros, nice idea but u no talk am well. Check this out: You know God is punishing you when Aguero scores in the last minutes of the EPL season to steal the title from u 1 Like |
Re: You Know God Is Punishing You: by warrior101: 7:22pm On Jun 02, 2012 |
beblessed: God does nt punish plz Being a misery gut that you actually are, the topic of this thread rings a bell then you try to cheer yourself with a comment, "God does nt punish plz" ... A Defense mechanism?? Well that is how you really know God is punishing your gut |
Re: You Know God Is Punishing You: by ceejayluv(m): 7:24pm On Jun 02, 2012 |
When ur car gets stolen a day after ur insurance expires... 3 Likes |
Re: You Know God Is Punishing You: by dukila: 7:30pm On Jun 02, 2012 |
shenaz: Hello everyone. Am a new member.guy this no be illuminati. All the same i baptize you in the name of the father, of the son and of holyspirit. Be filled wit the spirit and begin to speak in tongues of nairaland. |
Re: You Know God Is Punishing You: by crackhouse(m): 7:34pm On Jun 02, 2012 |
shenaz: Hello everyone. Am a new member.u can continue being a new member pls. There is no problem with that. 1 Like |
Re: You Know God Is Punishing You: by onyebaba(m): 7:39pm On Jun 02, 2012 |
ceejayluv: When ur car gets stolen a day after ur insurance expires...Hahaha.. E don b 4 u b dat oo.. No Theft claim 4 u. As der say it "No premium No Claim" |
Re: You Know God Is Punishing You: by Nobody: 7:41pm On Jun 02, 2012 |
30secs: And so?U don't have to be rude. 1 Like |
Re: You Know God Is Punishing You: by crackhouse(m): 7:41pm On Jun 02, 2012 |
When u are a die-hard chelsea fan and ur son a die-hard Man-u and both of u watching chelsea vs Man-u match from the same T.V |
Re: You Know God Is Punishing You: by Nobody: 7:44pm On Jun 02, 2012 |
clemmonce: bros cool down nah. atleast tel am welcomTnx oh 1 Like |
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