[size=20pt]@O.P stale joke and thread duplication[/size]

Les: Me we don taste your nanny nu.nu finish. Sh.it! It too sour!

For ur dream abi

when you go to the synagog church on a sunday to eat sheet and drink urine recipe.

Anyhow lemme drop mine...
You know God is punishing you when you have F9 only in Maths and English waec, the rest A1! and you keep having the same result every year you retake the exam. lol.
I believe this is only for fun though, God doesn't punish his children like this.

as guy man with a post in d church and u like d pastors pikin. u did it once and she sends u txt during church service wen d pastor is preaching at d end of d month dat she did see it. And wants 2 tell her dad

desertboom: when u gave ur girlfriend ur only 100 naira, claiming to be a big boy only for her to caught u drinking garri the next hour.

Oga, you want to mean 'catch' you. Thanks

you know God is punishing you when each of your children resembles one of your friends.

Which god is punishing all of you? Your village god i hope? Because THE I AM THAT I AM! THE ALMIGHTY JEHOVAH GOD!!! shouldn't be the buttt of any kind of joke! Please rephrase.

when u realize say na one leg u get for monday special draws after playing perming 6 games 500 naira...BABA IJEBU

When Beyonce don open nyansh for you and you don shack ogidiga and alomo plenty, ready to dive your pricck inside and your momsie call say "John, wake up, Its time for school"

When you have been racking your brain all day for just one funny statement to put on here and couldnt come up with any... Check yourself well. God is punishing you

Wwn in ur bid to form for pretty gals in ur school and while passing unda a tree, bats excretes on your extra starched shirt.

You further feel punished wen d night before a long disatnt travel u ate too much watery beans and alltru d jorni u stomach kips rumbling, grumbling and accompanied wit killer farts. Consequently it attracts powerful and konk curses and abuses...;ust accept u av bin punished!!!

ikee: When you marry 5 wives at the age of 28 and you are a bank cleaner

na God curse dat 1? Abegiii

ikee: When you marry 5 wives at the age of 28 and you are a bank cleaner

na God curse dat 1? Abegiii

And this made the front page?
Even the title of thread should read''you know witches are after you''or some spiritual powers of some sort and not God.The thread is both å shame and waste of bandwidth.

when u have been looking for an admission in unilag, for 6 years, cos the name of the school is a swag to you,eventually got the admission this year, but UNCLE JONA come scatter everything,, def you have a problem....

When u bought transcorp shares at N0.50k and u invested a million with the purpose of using the profit to pay for your due house rent, and u refuse to sell at N0.95, waiting for it to hit N1, then suddenly it goes back to N0.50k.

When after parading urself as a believer on earth only for u to die and see yourself at the front row of the pit of hell fire. U better do good & do it 100%. U fake pastors

Hehehe. See real life confessions.

thiscounts: When u lost one of your legs to road accident while travelling for d burial of your fiancee's mother,and some months later u proposed for wedding and she yelled at u'I cant marry one legi u!'

dis one na die!

When rat eatup your visa you have work hard to get after ten years of application

During fuel scarcity,the long qeue makes yhu park yhur car about two miles from the only filling station selling in yhur area, and all of a sudden yhur pretty new GIRLFRIEND PICKS UP THE TWO FIFTY LITRE KEGS OF PETROL yhu bought and then takes it two miles to where yhur car is.
Yhu wouldn't want to tell her NO if she asks yhu to GO ORAL on her latter.
Now that's God's punishment!(Especially if yhur the type that usually beat up yhur ex).

U'll know dat god is punishing u if u see patience jonathan in ur dream b4 ur english exam :p

LMFAO, I can't stop laughing. . .

when your landlord catches you on-top of his 12 years daughter who he thinks was a virgin and you are owing 8 months rents and 6 months NEPA bill!!!

U know God is punishing U when u take alomo n power horse, hoping 2 straff a girl 2 death n then 3hrs after the chic calls U to cancel the session.
U know God is punishing U when they post u to marketing immediately after finishing Access Bank training school
U know God is punishing u when u forgot to brush ur mouth and then ur interviewer says u shld come and whisper in her ear
U know Gos is punishing u when ur fiancee catches u on her sista, 2nites b4 ur wedding.

When Beyonce don open nyansh for you and you don shack ogidiga and alomo plenty, ready to dive your pricck inside and your momsie call say "John, wake up, Its time for school"****u beta no enta,because if u do;u no go come out- na there u go follow go see papa God.

When U finish ur Masters or Ph.D for United kingdom yet still dey wash plate for BlueArrow

When U finish ur Masters or Ph.D for United kingdom yet still dey wash plate for BlueArrow

If yhur new wife is 'on' throughout yhur honeymoon.

Over funny dey worry all of una, LWKMD.