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Re: You Know God Is Punishing You: by gigz31: 7:46pm On Jun 02, 2012 |
When you log into nairaland for the first time and you type this as your first message Hello everyone. Am a new member. |
Re: You Know God Is Punishing You: by Nobody: 7:46pm On Jun 02, 2012 |
dukila:Tnks for d welcome |
Re: You Know God Is Punishing You: by ganye1: 7:47pm On Jun 02, 2012 |
When you are a Nigerian and you always believe what PDP told you the meaning of what Gen. Buhari says. |
Re: You Know God Is Punishing You: by Nobody: 7:49pm On Jun 02, 2012 |
gigz31: When you log into nairaland for the first and you type this as your first message Hello everyone. AmJesus wept! |
Re: You Know God Is Punishing You: by ekoboy: 7:58pm On Jun 02, 2012 |
When you throw your N950 change out of the bus window, instead of the gala wrapper... 8 Likes |
Re: You Know God Is Punishing You: by Nobody: 8:00pm On Jun 02, 2012 |
crackhouse: u can continue being a new member pls. There is no problem with that.Very funny |
Re: You Know God Is Punishing You: by crackhouse(m): 8:02pm On Jun 02, 2012 |
When u are caught cheating in the last exam of ur final year by the vice-chancellor himself. 5 Likes |
Re: You Know God Is Punishing You: by fredoooooo: 8:03pm On Jun 02, 2012 |
mukina2: when JAMB sends you a calender every year. when you can not win a single cup in many years of competitions when you move to another stadium and your cabinet remain empty when most of the players that leave your team to another teams, have all won one cup or more when you have an economist as a football manager , who never care about fans feelings but club business |
Re: You Know God Is Punishing You: by ccollins(m): 8:06pm On Jun 02, 2012 |
when u won a promo of £1000000 from britain and ur bank refuses to pay or it is hijacked or a scam after being delievered in ur acct |
Re: You Know God Is Punishing You: by Nobody: 8:10pm On Jun 02, 2012 |
okeyxyz: when you are captured by boko-haram and you are claiming to be a moslem, suddenly your phone rings & the ring tone is "All power belongs to jesus,..."10 over 10!!! the best by far!!!! |
Re: You Know God Is Punishing You: by crackhouse(m): 8:13pm On Jun 02, 2012 |
When u are sitting, discussing and laughing with ur new found girlfriend and all of a sudden she said sth very funny but instead of laughing u come mess join am. 2 Likes |
Re: You Know God Is Punishing You: by Castos(m): 8:20pm On Jun 02, 2012 |
Goldieluks:BB bitch. |
Re: You Know God Is Punishing You: by Castos(m): 8:23pm On Jun 02, 2012 |
When you reallize that you don't have POCKET. |
Re: You Know God Is Punishing You: by donigspain(m): 8:24pm On Jun 02, 2012 |
When ur school authority paired u with a macho gay roomie... When you're offered employment in Nigerian Railway Corporation... U've got a leaking roof (directly above ur bed), u invited ur new catch and it starts raining... Ur gf is a waitress in a 'mama put' joint... U're sharing a room with a Mountain of Fire worshipper... MORE TO COME. 1 Like |
Re: You Know God Is Punishing You: by Imyourex(m): 8:34pm On Jun 02, 2012 |
when a bank folds up with your retirement money. 1 Like |
Re: You Know God Is Punishing You: by Funkymallam(m): 8:41pm On Jun 02, 2012 |
fredoooooo: Finishing! 1 Like |
Re: You Know God Is Punishing You: by omega25red(m): 8:41pm On Jun 02, 2012 |
When you 20 miles away from home waiting for a bus and you thought you needed to fart but watery shit flowed out your azz. Now you have to decide to either walk home or still get on the bus 1 Like |
Re: You Know God Is Punishing You: by Nobody: 8:42pm On Jun 02, 2012 |
when u realise MUKINA2 is an haemaphrodite |
Re: You Know God Is Punishing You: by razznaija(f): 8:42pm On Jun 02, 2012 |
When your ONLY child, born after years of miscarraiges, joins the Nigerian Police force. 1 Like |
Re: You Know God Is Punishing You: by Funkymallam(m): 8:42pm On Jun 02, 2012 |
crackhouse: When u are caught cheating in the last exam of ur final year by the vice-chancellor himself. Sure rustication! |
Re: You Know God Is Punishing You: by tyson55(m): 8:45pm On Jun 02, 2012 |
You know God is punishing you when you Sell your kidney in Malaysia Gets back to 9ja,thief collect the money. 1 Like |
Re: You Know God Is Punishing You: by phenom666(m): 8:45pm On Jun 02, 2012 |
love_life: love_life:Bleep u |
Re: You Know God Is Punishing You: by Dondbuzor: 8:46pm On Jun 02, 2012 |
shenaz: Hello everyone. Am a new member.And so! Should we clap for u? Mstchewwwwwwwww |
Re: You Know God Is Punishing You: by tessyade: 8:48pm On Jun 02, 2012 |
okeyxyz: when you are captured by boko-haram and you are claiming to be a moslem, suddenly your phone rings & the ring tone is "All power belongs to jesus,..."Men this is the best! |
Re: You Know God Is Punishing You: by warrior101: 8:48pm On Jun 02, 2012 |
when you are 23yo girl and you turned a 34yo guy who rides a Benz down and then you came to nairaland to score points... 2 Likes |
Re: You Know God Is Punishing You: by Dondbuzor: 8:51pm On Jun 02, 2012 |
fredoooooo:Wen ur greatest achievement is being in champions league. Lol |
Re: You Know God Is Punishing You: by Dondbuzor: 8:52pm On Jun 02, 2012 |
marshpearl: when u realise MUKINA2 is an haemaphroditeCan't stop laughin! Wen did u discovered dat |
Re: You Know God Is Punishing You: by ITbomb(m): 8:58pm On Jun 02, 2012 |
When u take igbo in the morning and afterwards feel like starting a new topic on Nairaland 1 Like |
Re: You Know God Is Punishing You: by bsteadfast: 9:02pm On Jun 02, 2012 |
okeyxyz: when you are captured by boko-haram and you are claiming to be a moslem, suddenly your phone rings & the ring tone is "All power belongs to jesus,..." okeyxyz: when you are captured by boko-haram and you are claiming to be a moslem, suddenly your phone rings & the ring tone is "All power belongs to jesus,..." |
Re: You Know God Is Punishing You: by Afodot0022(m): 9:09pm On Jun 02, 2012 |
:Pwhen u fraud people of their cash i.e yahoo yahoo and invested it on Nigeria stock exchange and later discovevd d shares u bought @#90 falls to 2kobo. Then God is punishing u. :Pwhen u fraud people of their cash and invested it on Nigeria stock exchange and later discovevd d shares u bought @#90 falls to 2kobo. Then God is punishing u. 1 Like |
Re: You Know God Is Punishing You: by Abuleoshi: 9:12pm On Jun 02, 2012 |
when you save your annoying boss name as i-d-i-o-t on your phone, then he borrows your phone to call his number since he cant find his phone. on dialing his number on your phone, he sees I-D-I-O-T then you know you are been punished for your sins! 4 Likes |
Re: You Know God Is Punishing You: by ITbomb(m): 9:16pm On Jun 02, 2012 |
when on your thread , u see this Viewing this topic: kennytidistar, ecolime(m), OLADO(m), dabrake(m), Constanz11, oladayo042, lucenzo(m), 2pmstcharles(m), chiketee(m), PHIPEX (m), Dipwater(m), swagrr..01, zintow(f), rafhell(m), ollah1, thirty(m), @miguel, loadux, dublinkmy6, abasifo(m), Afodot0022(m), osifred(m), qplus(m), Ekpees, bece(f), kweeneve(f), ariyokunle, Somatic (m), emeka50, cold(m), ICE GLO, roga, njideoby(f), deenee, dandadee, girlsupersonic(f), bodejohn(m), megaplaza(m), Johnsinia(m), areee(m), juventino, honeric01(m), johnson11(m), ITbomb(m), Abule oshi, stolen stone and 39 guest(s)and 3 posts 1 Like |
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