PortHarcourtBoy: When U finish ur Masters or Ph.D for United kingdom yet still dey wash plate for BlueArrow

wen u raped a military man only dota.

When you play these numbers, 18-56-34-97, in lottery and the result is this 81-65-43-79.

okeyxyz: when you are captured by boko-haram and you are claiming to be a moslem, suddenly your phone rings & the ring tone is "All power belongs to jesus,..."

hahahahahahahahahahahahaha

ikee: When you marry 5 wives at the age of 28 and you are a bank cleaner

dat wil b ur own pro.hw cn God punish u by lettin' u marry 5 wives.

dr.pencil:


When u are a new member in d mist of Nairaland moderators n webmasters. #God is punishing u

na true dat oo

thiscounts: When u lost one of your legs to road accident while travelling for d burial of your fiancee's mother,and some months later u proposed for wedding and she yelled at u'I cant marry one legi u!'

awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

when wizkid or miley cyrus holla's u on phone and then cuts,only in the next minute for u to try the contact and it reads "incorrect" by the network.

love_life:


Madam Mukina2, éjo o! BTW how can u all be joking about such a serious matter (yes ké, it is so serious na...).

Anyway, if you belong in any of the following four categories, then you can be sure God is punishing you if...
1) the flag of your country is green-white-green in vertical columns...
2) you look at your international passport and it has, "citizen of the Federal Republic of Nigeria" written on it...
3) the government of your country is run by criminals and thieves...
OR
4) the name of the President of your country is "Goodluck Ebele Jonathan" (the one with a very beautiful wife that speaks 'ugly' English').

u noe God iz punishin' u when u write crap like dis.hw cn God punish u by being a nigerian?altho' am not a nigerian, i alwaez feel lyk itz a sister country. I cn see you're among those ppl dat makes ani country speak bad about naija

crackhouse: u can continue being a new member pls. There is no problem with that.

hahahahahahaha!

crackhouse: When u are caught cheating in the last exam of ur final year by the vice-chancellor himself.

u must really be a cheater lol...

You noe god iz punishin' u when u steal ur mum's 20 cedis and send it 2 skul.jux den anoda studnt sittin near u announces same amount iz missin,and da money iz found on u.imagine wat happens

when mukina and mukina 2 continue to farward and send all the irrelevant threads created by them and their friends to the front page, leaving the relevant ones and those looking for genuine attention to die slowly without getting noticed by patriot nairalander.

Damojo: U know God is punishing U when u take alomo n power horse, hoping 2 straff a girl 2 death n then 3hrs after the chic calls U to cancel the session.
U know God is punishing U when they post u to marketing immediately after finishing Access Bank training school
U know God is punishing u when u forgot to brush ur mouth and then ur interviewer says u shld come and whisper in her ear
U know Gos is punishing u when ur fiancee catches u on her sista, 2nites b4 ur wedding.

When you took 30 minutes typing all these, yet no one liked it.

Cygni: Went u see urself urinating in ur dreams cos u won't like what u see went u wake up

Its true! U ar already doin it lyf!!

when you are captured by boko-haram and you are claiming to be a moslem, suddenly your phone rings & the ring tone is "All power belongs to jesus,..."

ROFLMAO This killed it

desertboom: when u gave ur girlfriend ur only 100 naira, claiming to be a big boy only for her to caught u drinking garri the next hour.

Nah!...u punished urself.

GEJ is punishing u when u travelled 4 xmas and new year celebration, with minimal amount left with U̶̲̥̅̊ for transport,Απϑ subsidy Ȋ̝̊̅§ removed ɑ̤̥̈̊ ϑάγ̲̣̣̥., before U̶̲̥̅̊ aя̩̥̊ε̲̣̣̣̥ schedule τ̅☺ travel back τ̅☺ ΰrε̲̣̣̣̥ base.

nitlad: If yhur new wife is 'on' throughout yhur honeymoon.

Hahahahahahahahaha

OAM4J:

LWKMD



This one pass punishment o. This one mean God has forsaken you.

NBOY (nO bE oNLY yOU):)))
But it is not God's will that anyone should be lost or Forsaken !!!!!

honeric01:

When you took 30 minutes typing all these, yet no one liked it.

I like it, but i dont like urs (

omenziate: When u are incarcerated and ur cell mates are Charly boy and Denrele

Olorun Maje

Otseh: When your wife steals, tell lies and flirt with her boss who is your colleague.

Olorun Maje

wen u submit expo wit ur ansa sheet..

u know God is punishing u when u are pursued by a mad man on the streets

mimon79: When you no make am for rapture

Lol this is the true punishment

When you are the world best, but you can not score Petr Cech a single goal, even a penalty. Lol

how do you know say nah God dey punish you, with all the incidents listed above.

This is the only sign of God's punishment here and its not much of a punishment as it is a consequence.

When you no make am for rapture

When a thief steals all your salary leaving only the tithe you kept aside.

Chongaiman: When a thief steals all your salary leaving only the tithe you kept aside.

omo na to owe pastor till d following month b dat o

don_chido:

I like it, but i dont like urs (

Where is the evidence?