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Re: You Know God Is Punishing You: by olap001(m): 9:50am On Jun 03, 2012 |
PortHarcourtBoy: When U finish ur Masters or Ph.D for United kingdom yet still dey wash plate for BlueArrow |
Re: You Know God Is Punishing You: by MissC1: 9:56am On Jun 03, 2012 |
wen u raped a military man only dota. 1 Like |
Re: You Know God Is Punishing You: by Ignatio(m): 10:59am On Jun 03, 2012 |
When you play these numbers, 18-56-34-97, in lottery and the result is this 81-65-43-79. 4 Likes |
Re: You Know God Is Punishing You: by Slicqyprizzy(f): 11:12am On Jun 03, 2012 |
okeyxyz: when you are captured by boko-haram and you are claiming to be a moslem, suddenly your phone rings & the ring tone is "All power belongs to jesus,..."hahahahahahahahahahahahaha |
Re: You Know God Is Punishing You: by Slicqyprizzy(f): 11:18am On Jun 03, 2012 |
ikee: When you marry 5 wives at the age of 28 and you are a bank cleanerdat wil b ur own pro.hw cn God punish u by lettin' u marry 5 wives. |
Re: You Know God Is Punishing You: by Slicqyprizzy(f): 11:22am On Jun 03, 2012 |
dr.pencil:na true dat oo 1 Like |
Re: You Know God Is Punishing You: by Slicqyprizzy(f): 11:26am On Jun 03, 2012 |
thiscounts: When u lost one of your legs to road accident while travelling for d burial of your fiancee's mother,and some months later u proposed for wedding and she yelled at u'I cant marry one legi u!'awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww |
Re: You Know God Is Punishing You: by ccollins(m): 11:29am On Jun 03, 2012 |
when wizkid or miley cyrus holla's u on phone and then cuts,only in the next minute for u to try the contact and it reads "incorrect" by the network. |
Re: You Know God Is Punishing You: by Slicqyprizzy(f): 11:29am On Jun 03, 2012 |
love_life:u noe God iz punishin' u when u write crap like dis.hw cn God punish u by being a nigerian?altho' am not a nigerian, i alwaez feel lyk itz a sister country. I cn see you're among those ppl dat makes ani country speak bad about naija 1 Like |
Re: You Know God Is Punishing You: by Donlexino(m): 11:33am On Jun 03, 2012 |
crackhouse: u can continue being a new member pls. There is no problem with that.hahahahahahaha! |
Re: You Know God Is Punishing You: by Donlexino(m): 11:42am On Jun 03, 2012 |
crackhouse: When u are caught cheating in the last exam of ur final year by the vice-chancellor himself.u must really be a cheater lol... |
Re: You Know God Is Punishing You: by Slicqyprizzy(f): 12:08pm On Jun 03, 2012 |
You noe god iz punishin' u when u steal ur mum's 20 cedis and send it 2 skul.jux den anoda studnt sittin near u announces same amount iz missin,and da money iz found on u.imagine wat happens 2 Likes |
Re: You Know God Is Punishing You: by Nobody: 1:02pm On Jun 03, 2012 |
when mukina and mukina 2 continue to farward and send all the irrelevant threads created by them and their friends to the front page, leaving the relevant ones and those looking for genuine attention to die slowly without getting noticed by patriot nairalander. |
Re: You Know God Is Punishing You: by honeric01(m): 1:54pm On Jun 03, 2012 |
Damojo: U know God is punishing U when u take alomo n power horse, hoping 2 straff a girl 2 death n then 3hrs after the chic calls U to cancel the session. When you took 30 minutes typing all these, yet no one liked it. 2 Likes |
Re: You Know God Is Punishing You: by buildelicool(m): 2:42pm On Jun 03, 2012 |
Cygni: Went u see urself urinating in ur dreams cos u won't like what u see went u wake upIts true! U ar already doin it lyf!! |
Re: You Know God Is Punishing You: by 989900: 2:54pm On Jun 03, 2012 |
when you are captured by boko-haram and you are claiming to be a moslem, suddenly your phone rings & the ring tone is "All power belongs to jesus,..." ROFLMAO This killed it |
Re: You Know God Is Punishing You: by Dermie: 2:56pm On Jun 03, 2012 |
desertboom: when u gave ur girlfriend ur only 100 naira, claiming to be a big boy only for her to caught u drinking garri the next hour.Nah!...u punished urself. |
Re: You Know God Is Punishing You: by DIG1: 3:08pm On Jun 03, 2012 |
GEJ is punishing u when u travelled 4 xmas and new year celebration, with minimal amount left with U̶̲̥̅̊ for transport,Απϑ subsidy Ȋ̝̊̅§ removed ɑ̤̥̈̊ ϑάγ̲̣̣̥., before U̶̲̥̅̊ aя̩̥̊ε̲̣̣̣̥ schedule τ̅☺ travel back τ̅☺ ΰrε̲̣̣̣̥ base. |
Re: You Know God Is Punishing You: by warrior101: 3:14pm On Jun 03, 2012 |
nitlad: If yhur new wife is 'on' throughout yhur honeymoon. Hahahahahahahahaha 1 Like |
Re: You Know God Is Punishing You: by donchido(m): 3:20pm On Jun 03, 2012 |
OAM4J: NBOY (nO bE oNLY yOU):))) But it is not God's will that anyone should be lost or Forsaken !!!!! |
Re: You Know God Is Punishing You: by donchido(m): 3:23pm On Jun 03, 2012 |
honeric01: I like it, but i dont like urs ( |
Re: You Know God Is Punishing You: by donchido(m): 3:31pm On Jun 03, 2012 |
omenziate: When u are incarcerated and ur cell mates are Charly boy and Denrele Olorun Maje |
Re: You Know God Is Punishing You: by donchido(m): 3:37pm On Jun 03, 2012 |
Otseh: When your wife steals, tell lies and flirt with her boss who is your colleague.Olorun Maje |
Re: You Know God Is Punishing You: by Nobody: 3:52pm On Jun 03, 2012 |
LMAO! -- Coincidence |
Re: You Know God Is Punishing You: by Orlingo: 4:32pm On Jun 03, 2012 |
wen u submit expo wit ur ansa sheet.. 5 Likes |
Re: You Know God Is Punishing You: by ccollins(m): 6:13pm On Jun 03, 2012 |
u know God is punishing u when u are pursued by a mad man on the streets |
Re: You Know God Is Punishing You: by lepasharon(f): 6:17pm On Jun 03, 2012 |
mimon79: When you no make am for rapture Lol this is the true punishment |
Re: You Know God Is Punishing You: by silvertuke(m): 7:42pm On Jun 03, 2012 |
When you are the world best, but you can not score Petr Cech a single goal, even a penalty. Lol 1 Like |
Re: You Know God Is Punishing You: by tlops(m): 9:08pm On Jun 03, 2012 |
how do you know say nah God dey punish you, with all the incidents listed above. This is the only sign of God's punishment here and its not much of a punishment as it is a consequence. When you no make am for rapture |
Re: You Know God Is Punishing You: by Chongaiman: 9:57pm On Jun 03, 2012 |
When a thief steals all your salary leaving only the tithe you kept aside. 2 Likes |
Re: You Know God Is Punishing You: by porryred(m): 10:54pm On Jun 03, 2012 |
Chongaiman: When a thief steals all your salary leaving only the tithe you kept aside. omo na to owe pastor till d following month b dat o 1 Like |
Re: You Know God Is Punishing You: by honeric01(m): 11:52pm On Jun 03, 2012 |
don_chido: Where is the evidence? |
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