lucom: Cos i hated eating beans mum wld tell me "if you dont eat beans u won't be handsome(eniti ko ba je ewa ko ni lewa)" trust me i blvd her. lol

since term that as one of the lies, am guessing the project didn't work out as expected.

chimuchi: [size=28pt]my parents never told me lies. they gave good examples.[/size]

What a sweet lie that touches

I once challenged my father in SS1 when I performed poorly and he gave me that bull cr@p abt always coming 1st. I asked him cynically "whish parent would eva claim to have come last " mehn, I got the beating of my life

Other lies I was told were:
* Dont sweep at nyt, yopu'd invite witches
* Go to bed early else the SPIRIT of growth will come to yur bed, and if he doesn't find you, you will remain a dwarf (dis one scared the poo outta me)
* Dont kill Wall Gecko, 'twill make you wet your bed
* Dont kill those fat slimy toads, you'll break a glass cup and loose your spoons if you do
* Playing Draught (aka draft) will make you dull
* Never drink Coke and drink Garri or Eat Mango and eat Eba.... Na today

Dont kill wall geckos - It will collapse the building..

Do not whistle at night - It invites witches..

Do not sweep at night - You are sweeping away your blessings..

Do not eat in the dream - You will become a witch

Do not have sex in the dream - You will marry a water spirit..

Believe in God - Or you will go to hell.. (#Priceless)

DO not drink garri and Mango together - Na die sure pass..


Do not spit into the toilet - You will get a sore throat..

Smack your lips twice at a lightening strike - To divert thunder from firing you.. #Priceless

Dnt eat @ d door post,u wnt b satisfyd. na serios lie!

movicy: thanks for this thread rock

Awww, thank you too! You guys made it rock, big time.

chipet:

What's guluso?

DNT REALLY KNW BUT I THINK IT IS THE LEAF OF A PLANT.

[quote author=Rocktation]We love our parents and always will respect them. However, they spin a yarn as good as the rest of us. These are some of the fibs they fed me while growing up. You should share yours too.

1. They all came first in class. (So who came second?)
2. All the gala sellers are dead. (Who sells to them every other time that they buy?)
3. Money cannot buy happiness. (Well, it doesn't make you unhappy either).
4. All parents did not fornicate before marriage. (I hear)
5. Children jump out through the stomach at parturition.
6. You'll fall pregnant if a boy does so much as holds your hand. ( I suppose don born a whole country by now)
7. "Just tell me the truth, you won't get in trouble". (Yeah right!)

Share yours.so true

Jesus will come back and take us to heaven...

"This Injection is not painful...." Na D whole
"If U talk while plucking chicken feathers, The feathers will multiply and U'll never finish"
"Children dont talk when elders are discussing"- Na my matter dem dey discuss O!

If u come close 2 a moving train, it will magnet u,,asi-asi, p'ple wey dey sell 4 railway don die finish?

I asked what condom was and they said "It's a drug for adults"

Wen i was a kid,pussy meant cat....sex meant gender.....bitch was a female dog........dick was a name...........bang was a sound..........Bleep was a cutlery..........rubber was just like plastic...........ass was animal...........screw was just a nut..........head meant a part of body.........hmmmm!but now,everytin is just damn complicated

Yes oooo

That you would be struck by lightning if you stole anything

trisurface:
"This Injection is not painful...." Na D whole
"If U talk while plucking chicken feathers, The feathers will multiply and U'll never finish"
"Children dont talk when elders are discussing"- Na my matter dem dey discuss O!

LOLZZZZ

luckyflair:
Wen i was a kid,pussy meant cat....sex meant gender.....bitch was a female dog........dick was a name...........bang was a sound..........Bleep was a cutlery..........rubber was just like plastic...........ass was animal...........screw was just a nut..........head meant a part of body.........hmmmm!but now,everytin is just damn complicated

DAMNNN

Sup lezznjr? u saw my mail?

obontami:
Sup lezznjr? u saw my mail?

I will check, bro. I'm on transit.

DriveByKiller:
I will check, bro. I'm on transit.

Its nothing serious though. Just looking out for you.

obontami:
Sup le.zznjr? u saw my mail?

Sup ,bro, just got home now and logged onto my mail but there's no sign of you.

lezznjr:
Sup ,bro, just got home now and logged onto my mail but there's no sign of you.

Wow good to have you back. I'm already missing your flows here.


The mail I contacted is the mail you use to open your "lezzlie" NL account.

lezznjr:
Okay, bro. The mods condemned me to do time as if that will ever make me change my ways.

I guess they banned that account for 2 months. Ain't It ??

lezznjr:
6 months bro.

Dammmnnn those moderators are really heartless

My child rates this colour palette very amazing :-)