Guys i just came across this stuff on yahoo that was picked up from cosmopolitan and I thought it was insulting and a piece of shit. Anyway, read and decide urself.

The average dude fabricates something six times a day-that's twice as often as women-and with #LiesMenTellWomen trending on Twitter right now, some dudes are being called out. To try to get why guys are so crafty, we reached out to male relationship experts. Here are the most common whoppers men tell their girlfriends and wives-and what the real deal is behind each.

By Robin Hilmantel

Lie # 10: "I'm Stuck in Traffic"
"He figures it's much easier to just say this than to try to explain the real reason he's running late," says John Amodeo, author of The Authentic Heart. "Remember, men aren't as good at communicating as women are." The funny thing is, a guy will toss this line out even if what held him up is perfectly legitimate. Still, you shouldn't let it slide - it's a lie nonetheless.

Lie # 9: "It Wasn't That Expensive"
"Men like toys, and they don't like sensing your disapproval, even if you don't share a bank account," Amodeo says. He could also be dropping this fib to try to prove he's responsible with money, says Barton Goldsmith, author of Emotional Fitness for Intimacy. "He doesn't want you to think that if you do share funds down the line, he's going to blow them all on things like plasma TVs."

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Lie # 8: "I'm on My Way"
Guys usually throw you this line when you're making them meet you at some event they don't want to attend - like, say, your family reunion. He's stalling, but he's also being pouty. Consider: He can't exactly refuse to go without enduring serious repercussions from you, and he can't very well throw a temper tantrum in front of your pop-pop. So saying this and then showing up late is his way of gaining a wee amount of control.

Lie # 7:"I Didn't Have Too Much to Drink"
This lie could point to a serious problem - and we're not just talking about your relationship. If he says it often he could have an alcohol issue, Goldsmith says. You need to talk to him about how concerned you are, but watch the timing. "That's definitely a conversation you need to have when he's sober," Amodeo adds.

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Lie # 6: "Sorry, I Missed Your Call,"
Lie # 5: "My Battery Died," and
Lie # 4: "I Had No Signal"
These three lines all mean the same thing: I screened your call. Why? "Often men will feed you these lies because they're afraid to tell you to back off a bit, that they need a little alone time," Amodeo says. You might want to ease up on the checking in and let him miss you more.

Lie # 3: "No, Your Butt Doesn't Look Big in That"
Look, if you assail him with the question in the first place, you're really just asking to be thrown this all-purpose mollifier. "Every guy has a buddy who's told him, 'I answered this question wrong once, and my girlfriend wouldn't have sex with me for a year,' " Goldsmith says. This is the one safe response he knows, so there's no way he's going to risk the worst by straying from it. If you want an honest opinion, go ask one of your girls instead.

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Lie # 2:"This Will Be My Last Beer"

Our experts say this man-lie delivered over the phone means he wants to get you off ASAP so he can spend more time with his buddies. The thing is, even if he says it three times in a night, each time he believes it, Goldsmith says. It's like when you vow this will be your last cookie…five times in a row.

Lie # 1: "Nothing's Wrong, I'm Fine"
A whopping 52 percent of men have told their girlfriend this line. According to experts, this go-to fib is all about avoiding drama and protecting male pride. Men know they're not as good with articulating what's happening or how they're feeling, so it's easier for them to just keep you out of the situation. Next time he uses this line, give him a couple days and then ask him again if he is still bummed…and why. By then he may have figured things out.

I thought it was bullshit, what do u guys think?

#9. Used that line when I bought my PS3, my then GF thought I was wasting money buying childish stuff, "video game" as she called it.

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I am guilty of all of them

Mynd_44: I am guilty of all of them

really

Mynd_44: I am guilty of all of them

gud lawd *faints*

cindyrella:
gud lawd *faints*

Sarcasm babe. You know me

#1, I do it a lot because women don't really understand that when a guy let's his guard down its 'cause he's asking for a little TLC not 'cause he is weak.

Lord_Reed: #1, I do it a lot because women don't really understand that when a guy let's his guard down its 'cause he's asking for a little TLC not 'cause he is weak.

^^^^agree

aqs2we5234

The biggest lie told in history.....

Baby.....just let me put the head in and i swear i wont thrust!

Mrs.Chima:
The biggest lie told in history.....

Baby.....just let me put the head in and i swear i wont thrust!

^^ what would u have expected...

Well all of. 'Em I'm. Guilty of..........men. Want. Women. Dat. Knw. When to. B. Emotional n when to b. Like a. Steel blade

drnoel:
^^ what would u have expected...

Just as he said! Then swear on top of it! Somebody is going to hell!

All these lies don't even amount to the ones I tell

blood of jesus

echo- bee:
blood of jesus

You be vampire?

Mynd_44:
You be vampire?

wetin dey happen here!!! abeg allow her joo

drnoel:

wetin dey happen here!!! abeg allow her joo

Guy I must ask ooo. Make she no bite me

this is why better off from a relationship…stay SINGLE ladies if we dnt wanna hear all these tons of lies…besides wats d point having a relationship when all u know is to LIE,aight?

MrsChima:
The biggest lie told in history.....

Baby.....just let me put the head in and i swear i wont thrust!

chai

Mynd44:
All these lies don't even amount to the ones I tell

A regular neighborhood niggä now a mod.... I can see where u are coming from.