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Drop Jokes Breaking News Here!!!!! by bingbagbo(m): 8:58pm On Jul 04, 2012
1. EFEMENA XY SUPPORTS UNDER PRESSURE MOD MUKINA

. . . Re: Lets Have your Complaints Here by Efemena_xy(f): 7:28pm
Efemena_xy:
Dani moi,

Abeg help me thank Mukina for banning intimate jokes in this section. smiley

Una too much! Well done jare - and ignore all 'em haters


2.MARRIED MAN MIKUZ FLIRTING WITH BIGVAJJINA
. . .our Top 3 Idiotts On Nairaland by mikuz(m): 2:24pm On Jul 03

BIGVAJINA:
:





hi my love
Re: Drop Jokes Breaking News Here!!!!! by bingbagbo(m): 9:21pm On Jul 04, 2012
MOGUL RRAPES MONKEY IN HIS ROOM
. . ....
Re: This Is Hilarious! by MOGUL.O(m): 9:13am On Jul 02
MOGUL.O:

I kicked a monkey in my room because i am daring and i do what i want.
Re: Drop Jokes Breaking News Here!!!!! by bunmioguns(m): 10:22pm On Jul 04, 2012
jonzing master admitted he is an EeDIOT
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Re: Your Top 3 Idiotts On Nairaland by
Jonzingmaster(m): 10:51pm On Jun 30

1:jonzing master
2:jonzing master
3:jonzing master
above names re mine


Jonzingmaster:
am silly and am aware of it..... |
Re: Drop Jokes Breaking News Here!!!!! by bingbagbo(m): 10:42pm On Jul 04, 2012

BOOQEE IS IN HER MENSES, NO WONDER THERE ARE HOUSEFLIES EVERYWHERE grin

...Re: Your Top 3 Idiotts On Nairaland by booqee(f): 10:31pm

bin gbagbo:



bin gbagbo:
booqee have you seen your period this month?? angry angry

booqee:
yes i'm currently seeing my period right now.
Re: Drop Jokes Breaking News Here!!!!! by bingbagbo(m): 10:48pm On Jul 04, 2012
LAGUSTA'S EARDRUM WAN BURST. . .
. . . eacts To The Dana Plane Crash by Lagusta(m): 6:25am On Jun 08

Lagusta:
YEEEEEEEE!!!! See grammmmmaaa ooooo, my eardrums wan burst.

Does he think just10 nigerians understand what he says
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Re: Drop Jokes Breaking News Here!!!!! by bingbagbo(m): 11:07pm On Jul 04, 2012
USELESS BOYFRIENDLESS BOOQEE VOMITS HER INTESTINES
.. . .S SECTION CELEBRITIES PETITION TO MUKINA~ ~RE-BAN ON INTIMACY JOKES!!! by booqee(f): 10:48pm

:
swtchicgurl:
here's d way out: lets donate a cute guy to her every two months, as a way to appease mukina. We start with mikuz, then donkollione, then mogul.o etc. Hope she accepts d sacrifice! Lol

note: starting with sutoboy or bin gbagbo will incure her wrath cos they're fugly!

#justsaying
booqee:

Marys toenails! grin Laff don make me vomit my intestine oh! Buhahaha!
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Re: Drop Jokes Breaking News Here!!!!! by bingbagbo(m): 11:22pm On Jul 04, 2012
DANI 1 LUV STEALS BB
. . .ggest a name for the group! by booqee(f): 11:14pm

dani1luv:
dani1luv:
Let the suggestions Begin grin grin

booqee:

U don tiff bb now, suggestion don begin! undecided Why e no begin since may13 when sutoboy open dis thread?? Na because u neva tiff d bb then. grin
Re: Drop Jokes Breaking News Here!!!!! by bingbagbo(m): 7:48am On Jul 05, 2012
EKEROYAL NOW HAS A FAMILY? AND A JOB??
. . .Re: JOKES SECTION CELEBRITIES PETITION TO MUKINA~ ~RE-BAN ON INTIMACY JOKES!!! by[b] ekeroyal(m)[/b]: 5:55am

bunmioguns:

Bros where u dey since, abi na Dani1luv Mukina you?


ekeroyal:
Hey Bunmi, ekaro! wink I've been there just that we[b][/b] must face our families and job fully, sometimes when the situation asks for it. But no probs, everything is fine. Meanwhile, Nobody Mukina me at all cheesy. (Mukina == Ban) right? grin grin grin grin

And how are you, by the way?

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Re: Drop Jokes Breaking News Here!!!!! by bingbagbo(m): 7:57am On Jul 05, 2012
EFEMENA XY HAS HAD ORGASM FOR THE FIRST TIME
. . . : Badosky Entz! Reuniting D Jokers And Friends Of Jokes Section (Offtopic Thread) by Efemena_xy(f): 7:25pm On Jul 04

Idowuogbo:
Na wa o! Agberos don take over shocked

Efe liv family section o! Heluuuuup me


Efemena_xy:
Babes, I don come o!
Re: Drop Jokes Breaking News Here!!!!! by bingbagbo(m): 1:26pm On Jul 05, 2012

SWITCHICGURL IS DATING EKEROYAL. .
. . .e: JOKES SECTION CELEBRITIES PETITION TO MUKINA~ ~RE-BAN ON INTIMACY JOKES!!! by swtchicgurl(f): 9:42am
:

ekeroyal:

Hey Bunmi, ekaro! wink I've been there just that we must face our families and job fully, sometimes when the situation asks for it. But no probs, everything is fine. Meanwhile, Nobody Mukina me at all cheesy. (Mukina == Ban) right? grin grin grin grin

And how are you, by the way?


swtchicgurl:
ow r u sweetie?
Re: Drop Jokes Breaking News Here!!!!! by bingbagbo(m): 1:39pm On Jul 05, 2012
DOTCOM NA ME NA ME IS A COWARD

. . .: Muniru by dotcom_na_me_na_me: 1:18pm

dotcom_na_me_na_me:
grin grin grin grin grin grin grin
Next time if i see fight, i go run Oooo
Re: Drop Jokes Breaking News Here!!!!! by Nobody: 1:47pm On Jul 05, 2012
SUTOBOY AND BIN GBAGBO ARE THE ONLY UGLY GUYS IN NAIRALAND

.......:JOKES SECTION CELEBRITIES TO MUKINA ..RE-BAN ON INTIMACY JOKES!! by swtchicgurl(f)

swtchicgurl:
Note: strating with sutoboy or bin gbagbo will incure her wrath cos they are ugly!
Re: Drop Jokes Breaking News Here!!!!! by bingbagbo(m): 2:32pm On Jul 05, 2012
MOGUL INSULTS HIS PARENTS. . .
Re: Just Imagine by MOGUL.O(m): 2:12pm

pendusky:
What's up wid ya parents??

Replied
MOGUL.O:
They dey craze?
Re: Drop Jokes Breaking News Here!!!!! by bingbagbo(m): 2:38pm On Jul 05, 2012
MOGUL BLEEPS BOOQEE
. . . Re: JOKES SECTION CELEBRITIES PETITION TO MUKINA~ ~RE-BAN ON INTIMACY JOKES!!! by MOGUL.O(m): 2:08pm

swtchicgurl:
:
seriously? Sutoboy aint fugly?
Besides, why are u called boobsqee? Lol



MOGUL.O:
Becos she has more than two bosoms!

sorry!

She has one big one, one bigger one and two biggest bosoms!
Re: Drop Jokes Breaking News Here!!!!! by bingbagbo(m): 3:08pm On Jul 05, 2012
REALSAMMY IN SECRET TALKS WITH HOT BIGVAJINA . .
. . .: I Love Yoruba Girls! grin by realsammie(m): 2:58pm
BIGVAJINA:

yes, thats how wee are cheesy kiss kiss

realsammy:

pls o hw big is it? will be willing
Re: Drop Jokes Breaking News Here!!!!! by Nobody: 3:49pm On Jul 05, 2012
singing *e no easy* by psquare
Re: Drop Jokes Breaking News Here!!!!! by dani1luv: 4:25pm On Jul 05, 2012
wtf!!! grin grin grin
weyrey!! grin grin
Re: Drop Jokes Breaking News Here!!!!! by Nobody: 4:31pm On Jul 05, 2012
dani1luv: wtf!!! grin grin grin
weyrey!! grin grin

Come! don't run ooooo

Ban yourself now!

Ban yourself oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
Re: Drop Jokes Breaking News Here!!!!! by bingbagbo(m): 7:33pm On Jul 05, 2012

JOKES SUPERSTAR BUNMIOGUNS PRAISES THE JOKES PRESIDENT
. . .r Jokest! by bunmioguns(m): 5:23pm
you are too much Bin, am proud of you. . . grin grin grin
Re: Drop Jokes Breaking News Here!!!!! by bingbagbo(m): 7:41pm On Jul 05, 2012
JOKES MODERATOR DANI1LUV IS A DAMN RAPISTT
. . . Re: Abeg Help Me Post This Joke To The Right Section, Me I No Get Time [b]by dani1luv: 5:45pm[/b]
bunmioguns:

grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin, Dani1luv also moved to sexuality section. . . .
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dani1luv:
you go jez hear say ah raaappee all the Sexuality Section babes finish grin
Including vicky grin grin grin grin grin though i knw say mikuz dun put security lock for the toto grin grin
#Nooffience
Re: Drop Jokes Breaking News Here!!!!! by Nobody: 7:53pm On Jul 05, 2012
please leave vicky out of this crap undecided undecided
Re: Drop Jokes Breaking News Here!!!!! by bunmioguns(m): 8:09pm On Jul 05, 2012
MOGULo ENDORSED BIN AS THE BEST JOKER

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Re: Cast Ur Vote Here, Who Is Ur Best Joker,check Out Mine 3 Best An Der Best Thread by MOGUL.O(m): 11:38am On Jun 29
MOGUL.O:

To be sincere! jokes apart! It remains the one and only ...bingbagbo (the joke presdo)irrespective of his stupidity whenever heis high.....Respect presdoooooooo
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Re: Drop Jokes Breaking News Here!!!!! by bingbagbo(m): 6:30am On Jul 06, 2012
BOOQEE IS TRANSGENDERED. .

. . . Give This Picture A Name by jeezybuck: 10:55pm On Jul 05

jeezybuck: That is the transgendered. Booque
Re: Drop Jokes Breaking News Here!!!!! by bingbagbo(m): 8:27am On Jul 06, 2012
TOYGOD IS A COWARD. .

Re: Muniru by toygod2: 5:40am

toygod2: Fear grip me o. Chei
Re: Drop Jokes Breaking News Here!!!!! by bingbagbo(m): 9:55am On Jul 06, 2012
BRIGHT HAS SAGGED BREAST..
. . .Re: Why I Hate Calabar Women by bright007(f): 9:18pm On Jul 05

~vicky~:




calm down......we re still looking for the zoke angry angry

bright007:
Ok ooo...wen u find it ping me.
...Adjusts my booooobs so dat they look pointed...*catwalks majestically
Re: Drop Jokes Breaking News Here!!!!! by bingbagbo(m): 10:18am On Jul 06, 2012
MOGUL IN LOVE WITH BRIGHT. . .
. . .e: Good jokes! by MOGUL.O(m): 10:10am

bright007:
Thanks for your comment


MOGUL.O:
u are welcome dear..
Re: Drop Jokes Breaking News Here!!!!! by bingbagbo(m): 6:11pm On Jul 06, 2012
DANI1LUV IS DEAD. . .
. . .Re: JOKES SECTION CELEBRITIES PETITION TO MUKINA~ ~RE-BAN ON INTIMACY JOKES!!! by dani1luv: 5:29pm

swtchicgurl: ow r u sweetie?


ekeroyal:

Am fine honei! Where have ye been?


dani1luv:
yeh!! Ayaff died
Re: Drop Jokes Breaking News Here!!!!! by dani1luv: 6:20pm On Jul 06, 2012
Reverend Bin Gbagbo, doesnt this look neat and smart this way?? undecided undecided
Re: Drop Jokes Breaking News Here!!!!! by bingbagbo(m): 7:02pm On Jul 06, 2012
dani1luv: Reverend Bin Gbagbo, doesnt this look neat and smart this way?? undecided undecided



shut up!! u abandoned shittz!!! angry
Re: Drop Jokes Breaking News Here!!!!! by dani1luv: 7:04pm On Jul 06, 2012
bin gbagbo:


shut up!! u abandoned shittz!!! angry

why i even help this goat sef?
Re: Drop Jokes Breaking News Here!!!!! by bright007(f): 7:26pm On Jul 06, 2012
Yaba-left number one candidate!
Re: Drop Jokes Breaking News Here!!!!! by bingbagbo(m): 7:26pm On Jul 06, 2012
dani1luv:

why i even help this [size=8pt]goat sef?[/size]







bush pig!! angry

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