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Re: Drop Jokes Breaking News Here!!!!! by booqee(f): 10:11pm On Jul 06, 2012
Bin gbagbo, did u bedwet overnight again?? Smh








useless ram! angry
Re: Drop Jokes Breaking News Here!!!!! by bingbagbo(m): 9:44am On Jul 07, 2012
[co[b]lor=#990000] EFEMENA XY IN LOVE WITH THE JOKES PRESIDENT and insults JACKPOT.[/color] .[/b]
. . .ts Have your Complaints Here by Efemena_xy(f): 10:32pm On Jul 06
^^ See as person dey hyperventilate for hia! Actually, he's not the half-man here, you are.

I mean, ever since your gender change from him to her shim, you just dey yarn poo from your backside.

Not your fault sha, seeing as dem never commot that your Adam's apple. But no worries, send me your account / pin number (nor be so una dey talk am?), and I'll send you the much needed funds, so them go fit complete the operation for you. grin grin

bin gbagbo:


shut up!!!!! its cool with you and whohuh angry

bush pig!! angry


Bin gbagbO, I never thought, in my wildest dreams, I'll say this to you - but THANKS!!
Re: Drop Jokes Breaking News Here!!!!! by dani1luv: 10:07am On Jul 07, 2012
bin gbagbo:






bush pig!! angry



na ur mama bush pig
angry angry angry angry angry
Re: Drop Jokes Breaking News Here!!!!! by bingbagbo(m): 6:21pm On Jul 07, 2012
JACKPOT IS A LESBOO. . .
. . .Re: Lets Have your Complaints Here by jackpot(f): 5:56pm
<^tisha, tish me nonsense

@mods, pls excuse me. I have a confession to make. Pls close your eyes and don't hide this comment
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[b]efemanena, i loooooooove you! [/b]You know i was just playing while being nasty. Truth is that you are a great person and I admire that.
Re: Drop Jokes Breaking News Here!!!!! by bingbagbo(m): 6:25pm On Jul 07, 2012
[b]JOKES SUPERSTAR BUNMIOGUNS ENDORSES THE JOKES PRESIDENT AGAIN [/b]Cant stop laffing whenever I read dis, BIN you are too creative. . .
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Re: Drop Jokes Breaking News Here!!!!! by bunmioguns(m): 7:09pm On Jul 07, 2012
JOKE PRESIDENT, BIN GBAGBO ENDORSES BUNMIOGUNS AS THE BEST JOKER
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Re: Projan Joke Rankings!!!! by bin
gbagbo(m): 5:45pm

thanks jare, but you are the best!!
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still JOKES PRESIDENT
Re: Drop Jokes Breaking News Here!!!!! by booqee(f): 12:41am On Jul 08, 2012
The two of u ^^ bunmioguns and bingbagbo, sometimes i wonder if you're not madt in real life. tongue

#just wondering.....
No offence
Re: Drop Jokes Breaking News Here!!!!! by bingbagbo(m): 8:41am On Jul 08, 2012
JACKPOT GIVES DANI A BLOWJOBB. . .
. . .Re: Nominations For The Funniest Poster/Jokes President by jackpot(f): 10:18pm On Jul 07

dani1luv:
undecided undecided

tongue tongue
Re: Drop Jokes Breaking News Here!!!!! by Adecoolbb: 11:24pm On Jul 08, 2012
My monkey trying to kiss my wife,what an insult,,,
Re: Drop Jokes Breaking News Here!!!!! by Adecoolbb: 11:31pm On Jul 08, 2012
She be small girl,but i'm scare to approach her
Re: Drop Jokes Breaking News Here!!!!! by Adecoolbb: 11:48pm On Jul 08, 2012
Her mother asked i'am dating her daughter? i said am not,his father asked i'am dating her daughter? i said yes,,why? because you imprenate your boss daughter which is my ex lover
Re: Drop Jokes Breaking News Here!!!!! by bingbagbo(m): 6:41am On Jul 09, 2012
Adecoolbb: Her mother asked i'am dating her daughter? i said am not,his father asked i'am dating her daughter? i said yes,,why? because you imprenate your boss daughter which is my ex lover


Adecoolbb: She be small girl,but i'm scare to approach her


Adecoolbb: My monkey trying to kiss my wife,what an insult,,,


my brother, you see, i can offer you a free brain surgery at the GBAGBO MEMORIAL HOSPITAL, i mean freeeeeeeeeeeeeeee, okay?? cry cry

Re: Drop Jokes Breaking News Here!!!!! by bingbagbo(m): 6:44am On Jul 09, 2012
YOUNG AND PRETTY BABE VIVLY IN LOVE WITH THE JOKES PRESIDENT. . .
. . .Re: Bin Gbagbo's Madness Exposed!!! by Vivly(f): 4:01am
I just cant hold this back anymore.
Gbagbo i love u
kiss kiss kiss












*errects* grin
Re: Drop Jokes Breaking News Here!!!!! by JojoArmani(m): 10:18am On Jul 09, 2012
Bin u too get time. Nice joke shaaaaa.
Re: Drop Jokes Breaking News Here!!!!! by bingbagbo(m): 2:28pm On Jul 09, 2012
JOKES SECTION HARLOT SWITCHGURL BEMOANS THE DULL STATE OF JOKES SECTION NOW. . .
. . .Re: Nominations For The Funniest Poster/Jokes President[b] by swtchicgurl(f)[/b]: 2:15pm
Dani, why is this section not as hilarious as it used to be about february, march and april this year, when jokes section all-star: el guapo, donkollione, otooro, mcnepow, mikuz, booqee, bright, vicky, bunmioguns, sutoboy and my humble self, were all in-form. Pls do something to revive d section.

Another jokes star, bin gbagbo, has completely gone nuts! He needs rehabilitation. *winks*
Re: Drop Jokes Breaking News Here!!!!! by swtchicgurl: 2:35pm On Jul 09, 2012
^^hahahahaha! Bingbagbo u are madt indeed! Who be harlot? I no blame u, na dani wey neva ban u for life i blame. Lol
Re: Drop Jokes Breaking News Here!!!!! by bingbagbo(m): 2:48pm On Jul 09, 2012
swtchicgurl: ^^hahahahaha! Bingbagbo u are madt indeed! Who be harlot? I no blame u, na dani wey neva ban u for life i blame. Lol


GIRL, DONT DARE ME? DONT LET ME PRODUCE EVIDENCE THAT WILL DEFAME YOU FOREVER!!! I HAVE IN MY CUSTODY YOUR BRA, RED-PANTY AND WAIST BEADS, PLEASE DONT PUSH ME FURTHER. . . angry
Re: Drop Jokes Breaking News Here!!!!! by swtchicgurl: 2:53pm On Jul 09, 2012
bin gbagbo:

GIRL, DONT DARE ME? DONT LET ME PRODUCE EVIDENCE THAT WILL DEFAME YOU FOREVER!!! I HAVE IN MY CUSTODY YOUR BRA, RED-PANTY AND WAIST BEADS, PLEASE DONT PUSH ME FURTHER. . . angry

mtchew! Save urself all this campaign, u stand a chance of being the most-irrelevant poster of the year.
Re: Drop Jokes Breaking News Here!!!!! by Nobody: 3:58pm On Jul 09, 2012
swtchicgurl:

mtchew! Save urself all this campaign, u stand a chance of being the most-irrelevant poster of the year.

Come! na swear abi na curse?
Re: Drop Jokes Breaking News Here!!!!! by bunmioguns(m): 6:21pm On Jul 09, 2012
MOGUL.O:


Come! na swear abi na curse?
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U dey mind dt Mogulo of a person . . . grin grin
Re: Drop Jokes Breaking News Here!!!!! by bunmioguns(m): 6:49pm On Jul 09, 2012
MOGULO IS IMPOTENT!!!!!
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Re: Good jokes! by bright007(f): 9:44am
On Jul 07
MOGUL.O:
u are welcome dear..
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Who be ur dear?
You wey no fit perform!!
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Re: Drop Jokes Breaking News Here!!!!! by bingbagbo(m): 9:46pm On Jul 09, 2012
bunmioguns: MOGULO IS IMPOTENT!!!!!
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Re: Good jokes! by bright007(f): 9:44am
On Jul 07
MOGUL.O:
u are welcome dear..
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Who be ur dear?
You wey no fit perform!!
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i love this news grin grin grin grin grin
Re: Drop Jokes Breaking News Here!!!!! by bingbagbo(m): 9:54pm On Jul 09, 2012
VIVLY HAVING SLEEPNESS NIGHT OVER BIN GBAGBO. . .
. . . e: JOKES FOR MY LOVE VIVLY!!! by vivly(f): 6:16pm

Gbagbo boo[/b], nairalanders, it is rili rili a pleasure to be loved by d no1 official joke president. I want to use dis my limited time(am preparin for ma 1st semesta exams) to say a big thank u. I pledge to love u Bin gbagbo more. All dose against our new found love shuld hug d nearest available transformer. Most importantly,all our haters nd jealousies(dose dat av always wanted Gbagbo) shuld boil their heads. All dose dat claim dat [b]Bingbagbo nd bunmioguns are one , nd dose against Bingbagbo as jokes president shuld mop oceans or beta still write latin in arabic.
Up vivly nd Gbagbo
Up political science students
Up unical
Up no1 jokes president
Re: Drop Jokes Breaking News Here!!!!! by booqee(f): 7:05am On Jul 10, 2012
Self acclaimed jokes president bin gbagbo tries to flirt and commit adultery with already engaged beautiful bukky, despite he's MARRIED to vivly and agybabe! undecided angry



Re: Nominations For The Funniest Poster/Jokes Presidentby bin gbagbo(m): 9:56pm On Jul 09
booqee: you moderator?! In ur
wet dreams! undecided
when me still dey dere..... tongue

bingbagbo: i love you too!!! kiss
Re: Drop Jokes Breaking News Here!!!!! by Nobody: 9:17am On Jul 10, 2012
BIN GBAGBO IS A MANIKIN!

Re: joke for my love Vivly!! by bin gbagbo(m) 9:48pm jul 09

*falls from a mushroom tree*
Re: Drop Jokes Breaking News Here!!!!! by bingbagbo(m): 10:52am On Jul 10, 2012
MOGUL.O:
BIN GBAGBO IS A MANIKIN!

Re: joke for my love Vivly!! by bin gbagbo(m) 9:48pm jul 09

*falls from a mushroom tree*








these are attempts by the opposition to discredit and defame me. . .

dont believe these reports. . .
Re: Drop Jokes Breaking News Here!!!!! by bingbagbo(m): 4:12pm On Jul 10, 2012
WIDOWED BOOQEE TRYING TO SEDUCE CHILLEXT. . .
. . .Re: Funny Parents by booqee(f): 4:03pm
Buhahaha! Chei! Chillex don killee me with laff oh!

Dis da best joke of d month!

Come meet me later for ur gift.
Re: Drop Jokes Breaking News Here!!!!! by booqee(f): 4:41pm On Jul 10, 2012
bin gbagbo: WIDOWED BOOQEE TRYING TO SEDUCE CHILLEXT. . .
. . .Re: Funny Parents by booqee(f): 4:03pm
Buhahaha! Chei! Chillex don killee me with laff oh!

Dis da best joke of d month!

Come meet me later for ur gift.
stop playing expensive jokes with me. What dyu mean by widowed?! It ain't funny, fool!
Re: Drop Jokes Breaking News Here!!!!! by bingbagbo(m): 4:43pm On Jul 10, 2012
booqee: stop playing expensive jokes with me. What dyu mean by widowed?! It ain't funny, fool!


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Re: Drop Jokes Breaking News Here!!!!! by Nobody: 4:53pm On Jul 10, 2012
booqee: stop playing expensive jokes with me. What dyu mean by widowed?! It ain't funny, fool!



Sorry Angel! cry nomore........

But are you sure u are not? Tell me the truth oooo
Re: Drop Jokes Breaking News Here!!!!! by bingbagbo(m): 5:23pm On Jul 10, 2012
MOGUL.O:




Sorry Angel! cry nomore........

But are you sure u are not? Tell me the truth oooo



mogul, u wan kill the poor widow?? grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin ;DLWTMBFHRN grin grin grin grin grin
Re: Drop Jokes Breaking News Here!!!!! by bingbagbo(m): 5:35pm On Jul 10, 2012
JACKPOT IS A FREEMASON. . .
. . .Re: Badosky Entz! Reuniting D Jokers And Friends Of Jokes Section (Offtopic Thread) by Idowuogbo(f): 5:20pm

Efemena_xy: ^^ Why d'you always type with red ink here sef?

Abi dem nor let you play with red chalk for Akara school? undecided lipsrsealed

Na dier terrestrial spirit na! Writing in red na dier illuminati logo

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