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Re: Drop Jokes Breaking News Here!!!!! by bingbagbo(m): 1:53pm On Jul 15, 2012 |
VICKY IS SEEING HER MENSES. .. . . . Complaints Here by jackpoT(ft): 12:01am ~vicky~: ^^^AND WHEN WILL YOU CROWN ME OFFICIALLY AS THE ASSISTANT JOKE PRESIDO wink wink cheesy cheesy vicky dear, it's very easy to detect when you're seeing your menses, you know |
Re: Drop Jokes Breaking News Here!!!!! by bingbagbo(m): 2:15pm On Jul 15, 2012 |
LALAOSKY HAS SPELLING PROBLEMS. . . . . .Poster/Jokes President by lalaosky(m): 8:12pm On Jul 14 bin gbagbo: r u madd? me a lesbian? i dey crase? mtcheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeew!!! angry angry your buttox! angry i can smell something fishy...love is in da eff air...roamnce is budding here...can dis b LOF |
Re: Drop Jokes Breaking News Here!!!!! by jackpot(f): 2:16pm On Jul 15, 2012 |
lalaosky: Lwkmd....chai...my stomach o...dustbin gbagbo, i officially declare u the jokes presido for ur effort(thou useless) in makin sure this section z lively...wtout ur joblessness, dis section wud hv bn dead and buried...come endin of this year, if u dont win jokes sections NLder of the yr, i will use OPC arrest seun,s.he-male jackstove and ol d riggers of this section...nice thread mehn...u get tym walayi |
Re: Drop Jokes Breaking News Here!!!!! by bunmioguns(m): 11:29am On Aug 11, 2012 |
In his effort to reduce the rate @ which ppl just shit @ every corner of dis section, d jokes president himelf, dr Bin Gbagbo had decided to open an ultra modern toilet wit Homar as d attendant . .read d rest here . . Bin Gbagbo Memorial Public Toilet!!! by bin gbagbo(m): 5:58am In my small way of saying thank you to all nairalanders for their love and support ever since my reign as the PRESIDENT of jokes section, i today cut the tape to officially outdoor the new, modern and sophisticated and wonderful 200-seater BIN GBAGBO MEMORIAL PUBLIC TOILET. Its my hope thet, users of this beautiful facility will maintain the beauty and quality of this facility. i hereby hand over the keys officially to Homar who has also already pledged to keep this facility 24/7 daily.My only advice for him is not to use his office as the "toilet keeper" to intimidate or woo any of the ladies who will troop in to shittz. now the rates; #500 per minute for the ladies and #100 per minute for the guys. NB:#200 per minute for pregnant women and #400 per minute for women who will come here in their menses, mr homar will check that. WARNING:nobody spends more than 5 minutes in this Public toilet so endeavour to shittz within the prescribed time as failure to adhere to this warning will lead to an indefinite ban. erm. ..remember to always come here with your own water to flash as the water containers are yet to be installed. check:the following nairanders are banned from using this public toilet; ajibel, mogul , ekeroyal and dani1luv.These guys are noted for releasing funnily coloured shittz which have the potentials of disturbing the proper functioning of this facility. CAUTION:nobody farts in this public toilet as specially installed gadgets here will automatically convert all farts to grenade. never come here with any t-roll or paper to clean your yansh, as homar will be selling pieces of cement papers for users to use. . . thanks so much for attending all this important tape cutting ceremony. * receiving applause from the crowd* (Quote) (Report) 1 Like (Like) THE JOKES PRESIDENT |
Re: Drop Jokes Breaking News Here!!!!! by bingbagbo(m): 12:44pm On Aug 11, 2012 |
bunmioguns: In his effort to reduce the rate @ which ppl just shit @ every corner of dis section, d jokes president himelf, dr Bin Gbagbo had decided to open an ultra modern toilet wit Homar as d attendant . .read d rest here bunmi you blackmailed meeeeeeeeeee |
Re: Drop Jokes Breaking News Here!!!!! by bunmioguns(m): 9:06am On Aug 12, 2012 |
what a shame!!! AJIBEL MENSTRUATED INSIDE BIN GBAGBO MEMORIAL PUBLIC TOILET . . Re: Bin Gbagbo Memorial Public Toilet!!! by Ajibel(m): 4:56am *menses silently &creeps away* (Quote) (Report) (Like) |
Re: Drop Jokes Breaking News Here!!!!! by bingbagbo(m): 9:53am On Aug 12, 2012 |
bunmioguns: what a shame!!! AJIBEL MENSTRUATED INSIDE BIN GBAGBO MEMORIAL PUBLIC TOILET * covers nostrils * |
Re: Drop Jokes Breaking News Here!!!!! by Ajibel(m): 2:38pm On Aug 12, 2012 |
bunmioguns: what a shame!!! AJIBEL MENSTRUATED INSIDE BIN GBAGBO MEMORIAL PUBLIC TOILET u madt ni I wrote "mess" not "menses" bush pigg |
Re: Drop Jokes Breaking News Here!!!!! by larride(m): 7:40pm On Aug 12, 2012 |
bunmioguns: what a shame!!! AJIBEL MENSTRUATED INSIDE BIN GBAGBO MEMORIAL PUBLIC TOILET |
Re: Drop Jokes Breaking News Here!!!!! by Nobody: 6:15pm On Aug 13, 2012 |
bunmioguns: what a shame!!! AJIBEL MENSTRUATED INSIDE BIN GBAGBO MEMORIAL PUBLIC TOILETeeeww! so disgusting! Anyway, i always knew dis ajibel was a she-male. Or maybe he's sufferin from identity crisis sha..... |
Re: Drop Jokes Breaking News Here!!!!! by bunmioguns(m): 2:20pm On Aug 14, 2012 |
So disapointing!!!! Larride bleep prettiEbonny inside Bin Gbagbo Memorial Toilet . . . . Re: Bin Gbagbo Memorial Public Toilet!!! (APPLY FOR POSITION OF "TOILET KEEPER" NOW) by larride(m): 2:01pm . . . Omg....don't ever come here again *drags her near, give her a hot kiss and bleep her*** feels good.... cool cool cool cool cool (Quote) (Report) (Like) You are what God says you are |
Re: Drop Jokes Breaking News Here!!!!! by larride(m): 2:24pm On Aug 14, 2012 |
bunmioguns: So disapointing!!!! Larride bleep prettiEbonny inside Bin Gbagbo Memorial Toilet Fixed take ya time ooooo
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Re: Drop Jokes Breaking News Here!!!!! by swtchicgurl: 3:44pm On Aug 14, 2012 |
^ pathetic! |
Re: Drop Jokes Breaking News Here!!!!! by bunmioguns(m): 4:01pm On Aug 14, 2012 |
Ajibel: thank God you said the truth |
Re: Drop Jokes Breaking News Here!!!!! by Nobody: 4:03pm On Aug 14, 2012 |
I-SMOKE-WEED WANTS TO MARRY BIN GBAGBA IN FUTURE! re-people mistake me for Rihanna!! by swtchicgurl(f): 1:29pm Quote: exactly what is your concern with my habit? or do u dream to have anything to do with me in the future. |
Re: Drop Jokes Breaking News Here!!!!! by bingbagbo(m): 4:23pm On Aug 14, 2012 |
MOGUL.O: * falls into instant coma * |
Re: Drop Jokes Breaking News Here!!!!! by bunmioguns(m): 7:17pm On Aug 14, 2012 |
LMAO. .. . Larrride received hot slap from PretiEbony . . . .Re: Bin Gbagbo Memorial Public Toilet!!! (APPLY FOR POSITION OF "TOILET KEEPER" NOW) by PretiEbony(f): 6:35pm *pushes him away and gives him hot slap* Are you okay..?? (Quote) (Report) (Like) |
Re: Drop Jokes Breaking News Here!!!!! by larride(m): 9:03pm On Aug 14, 2012 |
bin gbagbo: Wakes him up with two hot dirty slap |
Re: Drop Jokes Breaking News Here!!!!! by larride(m): 9:05pm On Aug 14, 2012 |
swtchicgurl: ^ pathetic! Excuse me madam, do I know you? |
Re: Drop Jokes Breaking News Here!!!!! by Ajibel(m): 9:22am On Aug 24, 2012 |
booqee: eeeww! so disgusting! u think am hermaphrodioic like jackpot and bright bunmioguns: ur a caecus peacus..a newsance to my well being...never u try modify what i am wrote on nl again |
Re: Drop Jokes Breaking News Here!!!!! by jackpot(f): 12:29pm On Aug 24, 2012 |
Ajibel:shattap over dia, you failed toaster! Stop mis-yarning because we told you we couldn't date youuuuuuuuu. . . |
Re: Drop Jokes Breaking News Here!!!!! by Ajibel(m): 3:24pm On Aug 24, 2012 |
jackpot: shattap over dia, you failed toaster! wtf over my dead body date a she-male? the world must b crazy then |
Re: Drop Jokes Breaking News Here!!!!! by bright007(f): 9:45pm On Aug 24, 2012 |
Ajibel:See this munttulla dey yan rubbish! House-husband like you dey talk wen better people dey talk?*gives him å hot e-igbaju* |
Re: Drop Jokes Breaking News Here!!!!! by Ajibel(m): 9:56am On Aug 25, 2012 |
bright007: See this munttulla dey yan rubbish! you take lots of cucus fedicus and thats y u dey yarn like someone wey don wet im mattress |
Re: Drop Jokes Breaking News Here!!!!! by bingbagbo(m): 7:22am On Aug 30, 2012 |
SEXUALITY SECTION TO BE CLOSED DOWN SOON. . . Complaints Here by mikuz(m): 6:21pm On Aug 28 Dem wan commot sexualìty section sef and you dey talk of another subsection? (Quote) (Report) (Like) |
Re: Drop Jokes Breaking News Here!!!!! by Nobody: 8:07am On Aug 30, 2012 |
bin gbagbo: SEXUALITY SECTION TO BE CLOSED DOWN SOON. . . Welcome back boy! |
Re: Drop Jokes Breaking News Here!!!!! by Ajibel(m): 9:59am On Aug 30, 2012 |
booqee: eeeww! so disgusting! booqeeeeeeeeeee, a whole me is a she-male...i dont resemble those hermaphrodiac humbee pumbee called bright and jokepot na MOGUL.O: he never leaves |
Re: Drop Jokes Breaking News Here!!!!! by Nobody: 1:13pm On Aug 30, 2012 |
Ajibel:pls show proof..u can show pictures. Thank you very much. |
Re: Drop Jokes Breaking News Here!!!!! by larride(m): 1:15pm On Aug 30, 2012 |
booqee: pls show proof..u can show pictures. Thank you very much. Beht why u wan make him post picture, I'm curious |
Re: Drop Jokes Breaking News Here!!!!! by Nobody: 3:17pm On Aug 30, 2012 |
^^I just wan see d picture of the tin wey dey below, whether im be male or she-male. Beht wait, how d tin concern you na?? |
Re: Drop Jokes Breaking News Here!!!!! by bingbagbo(m): 9:35pm On Aug 30, 2012 |
JOKES SECTION SUPERSTAR AND GENERAL SECRETARY OF PROJAN, DR BUNMIOGUNS HAS A LONG DICK, GIRLS BEWARE Laptop, New Edition by bunmioguns(m): 4:24pm bin gbagbo: JOKE GRADING: A REMARKS:YOU ARE TOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO TALENTED REWARD:A NIGHT WITH VICKY WITHOUT CONDOM you wan make i wound d innocent damsel with my loooong thing (Quote) (Report) (Like) |
Re: Drop Jokes Breaking News Here!!!!! by bingbagbo(m): 9:52pm On Aug 30, 2012 |
booqee is desparate for a boyfriend, she is still single at 39,. . . Awkward Moments I Hate To Encounter by booqee(f): [/b]8:01am On Aug 29 [b] ¤That awkward moment when u see 14yr olds with boyfriends and you're still single. |
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