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Re: Drop Jokes Breaking News Here!!!!! by bingbagbo(m): 1:53pm On Jul 15, 2012
VICKY IS SEEING HER MENSES. ..
. . . Complaints Here by jackpoT(ft): 12:01am

~vicky~:


^^^AND WHEN WILL YOU CROWN ME OFFICIALLY AS THE ASSISTANT JOKE PRESIDO wink wink cheesy cheesy

vicky dear, it's very easy to detect when you're seeing your menses, you know
Re: Drop Jokes Breaking News Here!!!!! by bingbagbo(m): 2:15pm On Jul 15, 2012
LALAOSKY HAS SPELLING PROBLEMS. . .
. . .Poster/Jokes President by lalaosky(m): 8:12pm On Jul 14

bin gbagbo:


r u madd? me a lesbian? i dey crase? mtcheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeew!!! angry angry







your buttox! angry

i can smell something fishy...love is in da eff air...roamnce is budding here...can dis b LOF
Re: Drop Jokes Breaking News Here!!!!! by jackpot(f): 2:16pm On Jul 15, 2012
lalaosky: Lwkmd....chai...my stomach o...dustbin gbagbo, i officially declare u the jokes presido for ur effort(thou useless) in makin sure this section z lively...wtout ur joblessness, dis section wud hv bn dead and buried...come endin of this year, if u dont win jokes sections NLder of the yr, i will use OPC arrest seun,s.he-male jackstove and ol d riggers of this section...nice thread mehn...u get tym walayi
sad shocked
Re: Drop Jokes Breaking News Here!!!!! by bunmioguns(m): 11:29am On Aug 11, 2012
In his effort to reduce the rate @ which ppl just poo @ every corner of dis section, d jokes president himelf, dr Bin Gbagbo had decided to open an ultra modern toilet wit Homar as d attendant . .read d rest here
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Bin Gbagbo Memorial Public Toilet!!! by
bin gbagbo(m): 5:58am
In my small way of saying thank you to all
nairalanders for their love and support
ever since my reign as the PRESIDENT of
jokes section, i today cut the tape to
officially outdoor the new, modern and
sophisticated and wonderful 200-seater
BIN GBAGBO MEMORIAL PUBLIC TOILET.
Its my hope thet, users of this beautiful
facility will maintain the beauty and
quality of this facility.
i hereby hand over the keys officially to
Homar who has also already pledged to
keep this facility 24/7 daily.My only advice
for him is not to use his office as the
"toilet keeper" to intimidate or woo any of
the ladies who will troop in to shittz.
now the rates; #500 per minute for the
ladies and #100 per minute for the guys.
NB:#200 per minute for pregnant women
and #400 per minute for women who will
come here in their menses, mr homar will
check that.
WARNING:nobody spends more than 5
minutes in this Public toilet so endeavour
to shittz within the prescribed time as
failure to adhere to this warning will lead
to an indefinite ban.
erm. ..remember to always come here
with your own water to flash as the water
containers are yet to be installed.
check:the following nairanders are
banned from using this public toilet;
ajibel, mogul , ekeroyal and
dani1luv.These guys are noted for
releasing funnily coloured shittz which
have the potentials of disturbing the
proper functioning of this facility.
CAUTION:nobody farts in this public toilet
as specially installed gadgets here will
automatically convert all farts to grenade.
never come here with any t-roll or paper
to clean your yansh, as homar will be
selling pieces of cement papers for users
to use. . .
thanks so much for attending all this
important tape cutting ceremony.
* receiving applause from the crowd*
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THE JOKES PRESIDENT
Re: Drop Jokes Breaking News Here!!!!! by bingbagbo(m): 12:44pm On Aug 11, 2012
bunmioguns: In his effort to reduce the rate @ which ppl just poo @ every corner of dis section, d jokes president himelf, dr Bin Gbagbo had decided to open an ultra modern toilet wit Homar as d attendant . .read d rest here
.
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Bin Gbagbo Memorial Public Toilet!!! by
bin gbagbo(m): 5:58am
In my small way of saying thank you to all
nairalanders for their love and support
ever since my reign as the PRESIDENT of
jokes section, i today cut the tape to
officially outdoor the new, modern and
sophisticated and wonderful 200-seater
BIN GBAGBO MEMORIAL PUBLIC TOILET.
Its my hope thet, users of this beautiful
facility will maintain the beauty and
quality of this facility.
i hereby hand over the keys officially to
Homar who has also already pledged to
keep this facility 24/7 daily.My only advice
for him is not to use his office as the
"toilet keeper" to intimidate or woo any of
the ladies who will troop in to shittz.
now the rates; #500 per minute for the
ladies and #100 per minute for the guys.
NB:#200 per minute for pregnant women
and #400 per minute for women who will
come here in their menses, mr homar will
check that.
WARNING:nobody spends more than 5
minutes in this Public toilet so endeavour
to shittz within the prescribed time as
failure to adhere to this warning will lead
to an indefinite ban.
erm. ..remember to always come here
with your own water to flash as the water
containers are yet to be installed.
check:the following nairanders are
banned from using this public toilet;
ajibel, mogul , ekeroyal and
dani1luv.These guys are noted for
releasing funnily coloured shittz which
have the potentials of disturbing the
proper functioning of this facility.
CAUTION:nobody farts in this public toilet
as specially installed gadgets here will
automatically convert all farts to grenade.
never come here with any t-roll or paper
to clean your yansh, as homar will be
selling pieces of cement papers for users
to use. . .
thanks so much for attending all this
important tape cutting ceremony.
* receiving applause from the crowd*
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THE JOKES PRESIDENT




grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin bunmi you blackmailed meeeeeeeeeee grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin
Re: Drop Jokes Breaking News Here!!!!! by bunmioguns(m): 9:06am On Aug 12, 2012
what a shame!!! AJIBEL MENSTRUATED INSIDE BIN GBAGBO MEMORIAL PUBLIC TOILET
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Re: Bin Gbagbo Memorial Public Toilet!!!
by Ajibel(m): 4:56am
*menses silently &creeps away*
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Re: Drop Jokes Breaking News Here!!!!! by bingbagbo(m): 9:53am On Aug 12, 2012
bunmioguns: what a shame!!! AJIBEL MENSTRUATED INSIDE BIN GBAGBO MEMORIAL PUBLIC TOILET
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Re: Bin Gbagbo Memorial Public Toilet!!!
by Ajibel(m): 4:56am
*menses silently &creeps away*
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* covers nostrils *
Re: Drop Jokes Breaking News Here!!!!! by Ajibel: 2:38pm On Aug 12, 2012
bunmioguns: what a shame!!! AJIBEL MENSTRUATED INSIDE BIN GBAGBO MEMORIAL PUBLIC TOILET
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Re: Bin Gbagbo Memorial Public Toilet!!!
by Ajibel(m): 4:56am
*menses silently &creeps away*
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u madt ni I wrote "mess" not "menses"
bush pigg embarassed
Re: Drop Jokes Breaking News Here!!!!! by larride(m): 7:40pm On Aug 12, 2012
bunmioguns: what a shame!!! AJIBEL MENSTRUATED INSIDE BIN GBAGBO MEMORIAL PUBLIC TOILET
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Re: Bin Gbagbo Memorial Public Toilet!!!
by Ajibel(m): 4:56am
*menses silently &creeps away*
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Re: Drop Jokes Breaking News Here!!!!! by booqee(f): 6:15pm On Aug 13, 2012
bunmioguns: what a shame!!! AJIBEL MENSTRUATED INSIDE BIN GBAGBO MEMORIAL PUBLIC TOILET
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Re: Bin Gbagbo Memorial Public Toilet!!!
by Ajibel(m): 4:56am
*menses silently &creeps away*
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eeeww! undecided so disgusting!
Anyway, i always knew dis ajibel was a she-male. Or maybe he's sufferin from identity crisis sha.....
Re: Drop Jokes Breaking News Here!!!!! by bunmioguns(m): 2:20pm On Aug 14, 2012
So disapointing!!!! Larride bleep prettiEbonny inside Bin Gbagbo Memorial Toilet embarassed embarassed embarassed embarassed embarassed
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Re: Bin Gbagbo Memorial Public Toilet!!! (APPLY FOR POSITION OF "TOILET KEEPER" NOW) by larride(m): 2:01pm

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Omg....don't ever come here again *drags her near, give her a hot kiss and bleep her*** feels good.... cool cool cool cool cool

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You are what God says you are
Re: Drop Jokes Breaking News Here!!!!! by larride(m): 2:24pm On Aug 14, 2012
bunmioguns: So disapointing!!!! Larride bleep prettiEbonny inside Bin Gbagbo Memorial Toilet embarassed embarassed embarassed embarassed embarassed
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Re: Bin Gbagbo Memorial Public Toilet!!! (APPLY FOR POSITION OF "TOILET KEEPER" NOW) by larride(m): 2:01pm

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Omg....don't ever come here again *drags her near, give her a hot kiss and bleep her*** feels good.... cool cool cool cool cool

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You are what God says you are


Fixed cry cry cry cry cry cry cry take ya time ooooo

Re: Drop Jokes Breaking News Here!!!!! by swtchicgurl: 3:44pm On Aug 14, 2012
^ pathetic!
Re: Drop Jokes Breaking News Here!!!!! by bunmioguns(m): 4:01pm On Aug 14, 2012
Ajibel:

i madt ni I wrote "menses" not "messes"
bush pigg embarassed



thank God you said the truth undecided undecided undecided
Re: Drop Jokes Breaking News Here!!!!! by Nobody: 4:03pm On Aug 14, 2012
I-SMOKE-WEED WANTS TO MARRY BIN GBAGBA IN FUTURE!

re-people mistake me for Rihanna!!
by swtchicgurl(f): 1:29pm

Quote: exactly what is your concern with my habit? or do u dream to have anything to do with me in the future.
Re: Drop Jokes Breaking News Here!!!!! by bingbagbo(m): 4:23pm On Aug 14, 2012
MOGUL.O:
I-SMOKE-WEED WANTS TO MARRY BIN GBAGBA IN FUTURE!

re-people mistake me for Rihanna!!
by swtchicgurl(f): 1:29pm

Quote: exactly what is your concern with my habit? or do u dream to have anything to do with me in the future.


* falls into instant coma * shocked
Re: Drop Jokes Breaking News Here!!!!! by bunmioguns(m): 7:17pm On Aug 14, 2012
LMAO. .. . Larrride received hot slap from PretiEbony
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(APPLY FOR POSITION OF "TOILET KEEPER"
NOW) by PretiEbony(f): 6:35pm


*pushes him away and gives him hot slap* Are you okay..??
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Re: Drop Jokes Breaking News Here!!!!! by larride(m): 9:03pm On Aug 14, 2012
bin gbagbo:

* falls into instant coma * shocked

Wakes him up with two hot dirty slap tongue tongue tongue tongue tongue tongue tongue tongue
Re: Drop Jokes Breaking News Here!!!!! by larride(m): 9:05pm On Aug 14, 2012
swtchicgurl: ^ pathetic!


Excuse me madam, do I know you? angry angry angry angry angry
Re: Drop Jokes Breaking News Here!!!!! by Ajibel: 9:22am On Aug 24, 2012
booqee: eeeww! undecided so disgusting!
Anyway, i always knew dis ajibel was a she-male. Or maybe he's sufferin from identity crisis sha.....

u think am hermaphrodioic like jackpot and bright

bunmioguns:



thank God you said the truth undecided undecided undecided

ur a caecus peacus..a newsance to my well being...never u try modify what i am wrote on nl again grin
Re: Drop Jokes Breaking News Here!!!!! by jackpot(f): 12:29pm On Aug 24, 2012
Ajibel:

u think am hermaphrodioic like jackpot and bright



ur a caecus peacus..a newsance to my well being...never u try modify what i am wrote on nl again grin
shattap over dia, you failed toaster! shocked sad

Stop mis-yarning because we told you we couldn't date youuuuuuuuu. . .
tongue
Re: Drop Jokes Breaking News Here!!!!! by Ajibel: 3:24pm On Aug 24, 2012
jackpot: shattap over dia, you failed toaster! shocked sad

Stop mis-yarning because we told you we couldn't date youuuuuuuuu. . .
tongue

wtf over my dead body date a she-male? the world must b crazy then embarassed
Re: Drop Jokes Breaking News Here!!!!! by bright007(f): 9:45pm On Aug 24, 2012
Ajibel:

u think am hermaphrodioic like jackpot and bright
See this munttulla dey yan rubbish!
House-husband like you dey talk wen better people dey talk?*gives him å hot e-igbaju*gringringrin
Re: Drop Jokes Breaking News Here!!!!! by Ajibel: 9:56am On Aug 25, 2012
bright007: See this munttulla dey yan rubbish!
House-husband like you dey talk wen better people dey talk?*gives him å hot e-igbaju*gringringrin

you take lots of cucus fedicus and thats y u dey yarn like someone wey don wet im mattress angry
Re: Drop Jokes Breaking News Here!!!!! by bingbagbo(m): 7:22am On Aug 30, 2012
SEXUALITY SECTION TO BE CLOSED DOWN SOON. . .


Complaints Here by mikuz(m): 6:21pm On Aug 28




Dem wan commot sexualìty section sef and you dey talk of another subsection?

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Re: Drop Jokes Breaking News Here!!!!! by Nobody: 8:07am On Aug 30, 2012
bin gbagbo: SEXUALITY SECTION TO BE CLOSED DOWN SOON. . .


Complaints Here by mikuz(m): 6:21pm On Aug 28




Dem wan commot sexualìty section sef and you dey talk of another subsection?

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Welcome back boy!
Re: Drop Jokes Breaking News Here!!!!! by Ajibel: 9:59am On Aug 30, 2012
booqee: eeeww! undecided so disgusting!
Anyway, i always knew dis ajibel was a she-male. Or maybe he's sufferin from identity crisis sha.....

embarassed embarassed embarassed embarassed booqeeeeeeeeeee, a whole me is a she-male...i dont resemble those hermaphrodiac humbee pumbee called bright and jokepot na undecided cry cry

MOGUL.O:


Welcome back boy!

he never leaves
Re: Drop Jokes Breaking News Here!!!!! by booqee(f): 1:13pm On Aug 30, 2012
Ajibel:

embarassed embarassed embarassed embarassed booqeeeeeeeeeee, a whole me is a she-male...i dont resemble those hermaphrodiac humbee pumbee called bright and jokepot na undecided cry cry



he never leaves
pls show proof..u can show pictures. Thank you very much.
Re: Drop Jokes Breaking News Here!!!!! by larride(m): 1:15pm On Aug 30, 2012
booqee: pls show proof..u can show pictures. Thank you very much.

Beht why u wan make him post picture, I'm curious
Re: Drop Jokes Breaking News Here!!!!! by booqee(f): 3:17pm On Aug 30, 2012
^^I just wan see d picture of the tin wey dey below, whether im be male or she-male. tongue
Beht wait, how d tin concern you na?? undecided
Re: Drop Jokes Breaking News Here!!!!! by bingbagbo(m): 9:35pm On Aug 30, 2012
JOKES SECTION SUPERSTAR AND GENERAL SECRETARY OF PROJAN, DR BUNMIOGUNS HAS A LONG DICK, GIRLS BEWARE shocked shocked


Laptop, New Edition by bunmioguns(m): 4:24pm





bin gbagbo: JOKE GRADING: A

REMARKS:YOU ARE TOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO TALENTED

REWARD:A NIGHT WITH VICKY WITHOUT CONDOM



you wan make i wound d innocent damsel with my loooong thing
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Re: Drop Jokes Breaking News Here!!!!! by bingbagbo(m): 9:52pm On Aug 30, 2012
booqee is desparate for a boyfriend, she is still single at 39,. . .


Awkward Moments I Hate To Encounter by booqee(f): [/b]8:01am On Aug 29



[b]
¤That awkward moment when u see 14yr olds with boyfriends and you're still single.

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