lalaosky: Lwkmd....chai...my stomach o...dustbin gbagbo, i officially declare u the jokes presido for ur effort(thou useless) in makin sure this section z lively...wtout ur joblessness, dis section wud hv bn dead and buried...come endin of this year, if u dont win jokes sections NLder of the yr, i will use OPC arrest seun,s.he-male jackstove and ol d riggers of this section...nice thread mehn...u get tym walayi

bunmioguns: In his effort to reduce the rate @ which ppl just shit @ every corner of dis section, d jokes president himelf, dr Bin Gbagbo had decided to open an ultra modern toilet wit Homar as d attendant . .read d rest here
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Bin Gbagbo Memorial Public Toilet!!! by
bin gbagbo(m): 5:58am
In my small way of saying thank you to all
nairalanders for their love and support
ever since my reign as the PRESIDENT of
jokes section, i today cut the tape to
officially outdoor the new, modern and
sophisticated and wonderful 200-seater
BIN GBAGBO MEMORIAL PUBLIC TOILET.
Its my hope thet, users of this beautiful
facility will maintain the beauty and
quality of this facility.
i hereby hand over the keys officially to
Homar who has also already pledged to
keep this facility 24/7 daily.My only advice
for him is not to use his office as the
"toilet keeper" to intimidate or woo any of
the ladies who will troop in to shittz.
now the rates; #500 per minute for the
ladies and #100 per minute for the guys.
NB:#200 per minute for pregnant women
and #400 per minute for women who will
come here in their menses, mr homar will
check that.
WARNING:nobody spends more than 5
minutes in this Public toilet so endeavour
to shittz within the prescribed time as
failure to adhere to this warning will lead
to an indefinite ban.
erm. ..remember to always come here
with your own water to flash as the water
containers are yet to be installed.
check:the following nairanders are
banned from using this public toilet;
ajibel, mogul , ekeroyal and
dani1luv.These guys are noted for
releasing funnily coloured shittz which
have the potentials of disturbing the
proper functioning of this facility.
CAUTION:nobody farts in this public toilet
as specially installed gadgets here will
automatically convert all farts to grenade.
never come here with any t-roll or paper
to clean your yansh, as homar will be
selling pieces of cement papers for users
to use. . .
thanks so much for attending all this
important tape cutting ceremony.
* receiving applause from the crowd*
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THE JOKES PRESIDENT

bunmioguns: what a shame!!! AJIBEL MENSTRUATED INSIDE BIN GBAGBO MEMORIAL PUBLIC TOILET
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Re: Bin Gbagbo Memorial Public Toilet!!!
by Ajibel(m): 4:56am
*menses silently &creeps away*
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bunmioguns: what a shame!!! AJIBEL MENSTRUATED INSIDE BIN GBAGBO MEMORIAL PUBLIC TOILET
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Re: Bin Gbagbo Memorial Public Toilet!!!
by Ajibel(m): 4:56am
*menses silently &creeps away*
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bunmioguns: what a shame!!! AJIBEL MENSTRUATED INSIDE BIN GBAGBO MEMORIAL PUBLIC TOILET
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Re: Bin Gbagbo Memorial Public Toilet!!!
by Ajibel(m): 4:56am
*menses silently &creeps away*
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bunmioguns: what a shame!!! AJIBEL MENSTRUATED INSIDE BIN GBAGBO MEMORIAL PUBLIC TOILET
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Re: Bin Gbagbo Memorial Public Toilet!!!
by Ajibel(m): 4:56am
*menses silently &creeps away*
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bunmioguns: So disapointing!!!! Larride bleep prettiEbonny inside Bin Gbagbo Memorial Toilet
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Re: Bin Gbagbo Memorial Public Toilet!!! (APPLY FOR POSITION OF "TOILET KEEPER" NOW) by larride(m): 2:01pm

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Omg....don't ever come here again *drags her near, give her a hot kiss and bleep her*** feels good.... cool cool cool cool cool

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You are what God says you are

Ajibel:

i madt ni I wrote "menses" not "messes"
bush pigg

MOGUL.O:
I-SMOKE-WEED WANTS TO MARRY BIN GBAGBA IN FUTURE!

re-people mistake me for Rihanna!!
by swtchicgurl(f): 1:29pm

Quote: exactly what is your concern with my habit? or do u dream to have anything to do with me in the future.

bin gbagbo:

* falls into instant coma *

swtchicgurl: ^ pathetic!

booqee: eeeww! so disgusting!
Anyway, i always knew dis ajibel was a she-male. Or maybe he's sufferin from identity crisis sha.....

bunmioguns:



thank God you said the truth

Ajibel:

u think am hermaphrodioic like jackpot and bright



ur a caecus peacus..a newsance to my well being...never u try modify what i am wrote on nl again

shattap over dia, you failed toaster!

Stop mis-yarning because we told you we couldn't date youuuuuuuuu. . .

jackpot: shattap over dia, you failed toaster!

Stop mis-yarning because we told you we couldn't date youuuuuuuuu. . .

Ajibel:

u think am hermaphrodioic like jackpot and bright

See this munttulla dey yan rubbish!
House-husband like you dey talk wen better people dey talk?*gives him å hot e-igbaju*

bright007: See this munttulla dey yan rubbish!
House-husband like you dey talk wen better people dey talk?*gives him å hot e-igbaju*

bin gbagbo: SEXUALITY SECTION TO BE CLOSED DOWN SOON. . .


Complaints Here by mikuz(m): 6:21pm On Aug 28




Dem wan commot sexualìty section sef and you dey talk of another subsection?

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booqee: eeeww! so disgusting!
Anyway, i always knew dis ajibel was a she-male. Or maybe he's sufferin from identity crisis sha.....

MOGUL.O:


Welcome back boy!

Ajibel:

booqeeeeeeeeeee, a whole me is a she-male...i dont resemble those hermaphrodiac humbee pumbee called bright and jokepot na



he never leaves

booqee: pls show proof..u can show pictures. Thank you very much.