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15 Things Women Do Better Than Men.. by slimyem: 5:44am On Jul 13, 2012 |
this is a little old...and borrowed...but whatever... Enjoy! . . 1.Get pregnant:Sure guys contribute but they'll never get as close as we get to our own babies.. 2.Look sexy while sipping fruity cocktail:What guy do you know can look hot with a pink drink in his hand.Oh and by the way,we look damn good drinking beer too.. 3.Have mutiple orgasms:No need for us to wait and um...reload 4.Wear skirts:They keep us so cooler in the summer than men's shorts.plus a hot mini is sure to score us a few free drinks at the bar. 5.Get out of a speeding ticket:a little smile and a "sorry officer" is all it takes to get off scot free.. 6.Wing it on the daance floor convincingly:guys will be so busy checking out your shaking booty,they wont even notice you are not a great dancer.. 7.Wear high heels:They add four inches to our height and make ourlegs lookfab.hey guys,what do your ratty old sneakers do for your physique 8.Blame it on the PMS:Just say the words tampon, cramps or period and men instantly let you have your way... 9. Grow out your hair:We miss a haircut appointment and our hair just looks longer and sexier...guys miss theirs and they start looking like they are homeless.. 10. Get aroused without the entire room knowing it:We dont have to cross our legs or grab the nearest textbook whenever we get turnd on in public. 11. Wear a thong:They make our a$s look great and they are a sure fire way to turn a guy on.If a dude tries donning one,it would just look gross.. 12. Cover up a zit:Both men and women are prone to blemishes but one of the sexes have a multitude of concealers and creams at their disposal to cover them up... 13. Fake it:Cue the famous scene from when Hally meets Sally..enough said. 14. Get a manicure:Hanging at the nail salon is just a normal day for a woman but any guy getting a mani or pedi is sure to get weird looks. 15.Become a cougar not a dirty old man:sure the idea of an older man sounds hot but the reality is often sheezy schmuck.Cougars however are fierce e.g Demi moore,Halle Berry... |
Re: 15 Things Women Do Better Than Men.. by Nobody: 5:58am On Jul 13, 2012 |
Re: 15 Things Women Do Better Than Men.. by ayobase(m): 6:01am On Jul 13, 2012 |
U just seconded the motion that our ladies are full of lies.....pretense! But those only make up like 20% of ur personalities! |
Re: 15 Things Women Do Better Than Men.. by Nobody: 6:05am On Jul 13, 2012 |
Me? Just laughing at the post.. |
Re: 15 Things Women Do Better Than Men.. by slimyem: 6:14am On Jul 13, 2012 |
ayobase: U just seconded the motion that our ladies are full of lies.....pretense!yeah.. Whatever! Its unimportant! |
Re: 15 Things Women Do Better Than Men.. by Fourcade(m): 6:44am On Jul 13, 2012 |
Number 5? Where do you intend doing that? |
Re: 15 Things Women Do Better Than Men.. by Tsmooth1(m): 6:47am On Jul 13, 2012 |
@poster, ur post was so funny that i forgot to laugh. All those things are bunch of lies. |
Re: 15 Things Women Do Better Than Men.. by Rocktation(f): 7:55am On Jul 13, 2012 |
T-smooth:Well, tell us how they are na. Is it that we are entranced by your booty shaking at parties or y'all also fake 'it', in the middle of 'it'? |
Re: 15 Things Women Do Better Than Men.. by slimyem: 8:01am On Jul 13, 2012 |
Fourcade: Number 5? Where do you intend doing that?LASTMA official nah... Dey there dey dull! T-smooth:yeah... I get it... E dey pain you... Its not too late to get a gender reassignment though... |
Re: 15 Things Women Do Better Than Men.. by Tsmooth1(m): 8:39am On Jul 13, 2012 |
@slimyem its 2ru d thing pain me, but God forbid make I get gender reassignment, u want make i de troway every month, abi u want make I de give birth to a 10kg baby 2ru a 2cm hole? Abegi na u suppose get gender reassignment. But I respect them for being MOTHERS and God bless them for that. 1 Like |
Re: 15 Things Women Do Better Than Men.. by ijebabe: 8:44am On Jul 13, 2012 |
Just 15? Brb... |
Re: 15 Things Women Do Better Than Men.. by Tsmooth1(m): 8:46am On Jul 13, 2012 |
@Rocktation, those things u quote are ehm... ehm... somehow ehm... *True*, but... men u gat me. Make I go thank my Babe for deceiving me all this while. So she has been faking it all this while. |
Re: 15 Things Women Do Better Than Men.. by Tsmooth1(m): 8:51am On Jul 13, 2012 |
@Rocktation, u don marry? if No, then meet me in V.I by 4pm for ur answer. |
Re: 15 Things Women Do Better Than Men.. by Nobody: 1:55pm On Jul 13, 2012 |
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Re: 15 Things Women Do Better Than Men.. by Nobody: 2:12pm On Jul 13, 2012 |
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Re: 15 Things Women Do Better Than Men.. by Mynd44: 2:13pm On Jul 13, 2012 |
Very soon, the male version will come. Nl is getting mechanical |
Re: 15 Things Women Do Better Than Men.. by Nobody: 2:17pm On Jul 13, 2012 |
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Re: 15 Things Women Do Better Than Men.. by Nobody: 2:21pm On Jul 13, 2012 |
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Re: 15 Things Women Do Better Than Men.. by dammytex: 2:22pm On Jul 13, 2012 |
@OP, I take your post as being hilarious. Even though, they sound kinda true, I still wont trade my gender for all of these. I was thinking you'd also add; menstrual pain every month? Change surname of 20-something years upon marriage? Won't even go out without having to make up? (last time I checked, you only make-up for something missing eg make-up exam) Is that supposed to mean your beauties are missing. lol Don't worry, enjoy your being a woman, we don't envy you AT ALL. |
Re: 15 Things Women Do Better Than Men.. by Nobody: 2:27pm On Jul 13, 2012 |
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Re: 15 Things Women Do Better Than Men.. by Mynd44: 2:30pm On Jul 13, 2012 |
apocalypse: 11. We gats damn sexy male thongs nowYou wear them? |
Re: 15 Things Women Do Better Than Men.. by Nobody: 3:13pm On Jul 13, 2012 |
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Re: 15 Things Women Do Better Than Men.. by Mynd44: 3:22pm On Jul 13, 2012 |
Okay |
Re: 15 Things Women Do Better Than Men.. by slimyem: 3:50pm On Jul 13, 2012 |
apocalypse,nor be for vex nah...i don't want to have to argue each of your points... Just admit women rock better and save the rest jor! . . Btw...you've seen this before nah...on my......... 1 Like |
Re: 15 Things Women Do Better Than Men.. by Nobody: 4:38pm On Jul 13, 2012 |
Just 15? And they are happy? Smh. |
Re: 15 Things Women Do Better Than Men.. by Nobody: 5:47pm On Jul 13, 2012 |
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Re: 15 Things Women Do Better Than Men.. by MrsChima(f): 6:03pm On Jul 13, 2012 |
Yeah......we can fake it gooood and men look like Bout to catch a fly with their tongue when they are cumm.! 1 Like |
Re: 15 Things Women Do Better Than Men.. by ayobase(m): 7:56pm On Jul 13, 2012 |
slimyem: Whatever! Thanks to r231 for the insight! |
Re: 15 Things Women Do Better Than Men.. by Mynd44: 10:44pm On Jul 13, 2012 |
sexkillz: Just 15? sexkillz: Just 15? |
Re: 15 Things Women Do Better Than Men.. by MrsChima(f): 1:14am On Jul 14, 2012 |
We got male haters..haters..haters..haters! |
Re: 15 Things Women Do Better Than Men.. by OPearl: 2:24am On Jul 14, 2012 |
MoSt of d points r ironically true but women r just wat men can't do wifout! For those sayn monthly cramps n blah blah blah, don't U̶̲̥̅̊ know All dat trouble Į̸̸̨§ for U̶̲̥̅̊ guys τ̅☺ have a linege! Show ♍Ƹ any babe dats S̤̥̈̊O̲̣̣̥ excited bout her monthly pains, cramps n mood swiNgs! [color=#770077][/color] |
Re: 15 Things Women Do Better Than Men.. by cindyrella(f): 8:48am On Jul 14, 2012 |
Nice! Lmao @ 9 |
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