TEN LIES WOMEN TELL MEN
(1)”I’ve
slept with [X] guys.”
Maybe she rounds up. Maybe she
rounds down. Maybe she can’t
remember. Whatever the case may
be, more than a few women have
lied about how many sexual
partners they’ve had. Maybe she
feels self-conscious. Maybe her
number is higher than yours. To
increase the likelihood she’ll tell
the truth, make her confess first.
2. “That was great.” Listen,
nobody’s pointing fingers.
Sometimes bad sex is a no-fault
proposition. But if it’s not good
for her, it’s altogether possible she
may not be enlightening you on
that matter. Whether she’s just not
that into it tonight or she’s just not
that into you, it’s hard for some
women to be frank about sex,
especially when the news isn’t
good. Rely on her body language
instead.
3. ”I have never nor would I ever
cheat on you.” Cheating. Or, more
specifically, lying about
cheating. It’s not easy to tell
someone when you’ve messed up;
the fallout can be brutal.
Remember: What you don’t know
can spare you.
4. “I weight [X].” Here’s the
thing. Women don’t lie about their
weight because of you. Their
reasons for doing it have
everything to do with them. Not
all women lie about their weight,
but some do, and they do it for all
kinds of reasons. Because they
want to weigh less, because they
want to weigh more, because
they’re not sure and that number
sounds about right. Women and
their weight are a mysterious
relationship with which you may
not want to interfere. Take her
word for it.
5. “Sure, you can call me.”
Sometimes, when they’re face-to-
face with a guy, and he’s asking
us out on a first or for a second
date, it’s tough to, er, woman-up
and say, “You know what? Um,
no.” They don’t want to be
heartbreakers. They want to be
nice. They’re sure you’ll get the
message when they never call you
back.
6. “I’ll be ready in a minute.”
Listen, if before you left the
house to go out on a date, you had
to shower, shave half your body,
slather yourself in moisturizer,
apply 99 overpriced products, put
on several layers of makeup, flat-
iron your hair, pick out the perfect
outfit that makes you look
sophisticated/sexy/spectacular, it
would take you a long time to get
ready, too. So, wait.
7. “I don’t know.” They don’t
know (ha!) if they’re going to get
a lot of agreement on this one, but
they are of the opinion that a lot
of times when a woman says, “I
don’t know,” she does, in fact,
know. Women are intuitive like a
nuclear power plant is radioactive,
and it is upon our internal sonars
that they rely. Mostly, they do
know. They may not be ready to
tell you.
8. “That was delicious!:” If you
cooked, they don’t care how it
tastes. They will tell you they
love it. Love us for that.
9. “I’m fine:” They’re going to
go out on a limb here and suggest
this is the single most common lie
told by women to men. Or, you
know, at the very least it’s the lie
they’ve told most often to men.
They are emotional creatures!
Sometimes, they get upset! Maybe
it’s because our Aries is in your
Venus, maybe it’s because they got
promoted at work and they’re
scared as hell about living up to
our own lofty goals, or maybe
they’re in a mood. It’s up to you to
figure out if you want to walk
into our minefield or keep a safe
distance away. Usually, your best
bet is listening.
“10. It was on sale:” It wasn’t.
Deal with it.

Most women frm the start of a relatnship lie about their age. They do so coz they want to appear younger than their male folks

[size=30pt]BULLSHIT!!![/size]

Hmmm.

slimyem: [size=30pt]BULLSHIT!!![/size]

Oh, you can say/type that again!

Lala, are u ok?

11. I've never met someone as huge as you.

12. There's no one like you.

13. You're hansom [to a Nigerian man]

Juan lala! Lalaosky! Badosky! You try!

Ileke's number 11. They will always tell you, you are huge. If she never mentions how big you are without you asking, you have a small one. If you ask her, she will give you the answer you want to hear.

And your number 1 and 5. Only young teenagers count up, just to be part of crew. Even v!rgin go dey lie say e don sleep with 3 men. As the get older, they start reducing the number. A woman will be at 3 even after sleeping with like 8 men and even after you lol

No, don't call. She was only being nice by saying so to not break down your ego.

slimyem: [size=30pt]BULLSHIT!!![/size]

In its elementary form

Seriously, why would I wanna know all that information in the first place? Why should I care if she's slept with 5 or 50 people? It makes no difference to me! Sometimes sex is good, sometimes its bad; big deal!

Some people get time o!

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fluid26: Juan lala! Lalaosky! Badosky You try!

We are 2 different people!

Modified#

fluid26: Juan lala! Lalaosky! Badosky! You try!

dude kilo shenle!....am not bado naw...i b werey?...u no c my pishure?..am a dude not a gurl...ahn ahn

Idowuogbo:
We are 2 different people!

Modified#

Idowu, c wetin u don cos...they think say u don wan dey calm like me...u gats warn them o...dey wan turn me to she.male ni?

lalaosky:
dude kilo shenle!....am not bado naw...i b werey?...u no c my pishure?..am a dude not a gurl...ahn ahn

So I b Werey nau abi? U no get fault at all.

B

truth be told,this theory does nt apply to evry gal or evry situation......their is no such thing as one size fits all

Where is my car key

M M M: Where is my car key

Its in your dream where you left it

@OP
what about the heavyweight master of all lies: YOU ARE THE DADDY!

^^
That is the world champion of all lies

MRbrownJAY: @OP
what about the heavyweight master of all lies: YOU ARE THE DADDY!

Ha!

You are the daddy though! If you are going around nyashing every girl, you are likely to impregnate a couple.

Idowuogbo:
So I b Werey nau abi? U no get fault at all.

bado na joke o...no come woley me o

lalaosky:
bado na joke o...no come woley me o

Ok o!

kandiikane:
Ha!
You are the daddy though! If you are going around nyashing every girl, you are likely to impregnate a couple.

nyashing is not the problem as I have a honorary membership from DUREX. believe me, if i am the daddy, thats because i chose to be. this sp.erm (aka family genes) is too valuable to be throwing it in every damn hole.......talkless of all the diseases out there!

plz you follow write encyclopidia abi . Dogotrunchi .