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Ten Lies Women Tell Men by Nobody: 11:23pm On Jul 21, 2012 |
TEN LIES WOMEN TELL MEN (1)”I’ve slept with [X] guys.” Maybe she rounds up. Maybe she rounds down. Maybe she can’t remember. Whatever the case may be, more than a few women have lied about how many sexual partners they’ve had. Maybe she feels self-conscious. Maybe her number is higher than yours. To increase the likelihood she’ll tell the truth, make her confess first. 2. “That was great.” Listen, nobody’s pointing fingers. Sometimes bad sex is a no-fault proposition. But if it’s not good for her, it’s altogether possible she may not be enlightening you on that matter. Whether she’s just not that into it tonight or she’s just not that into you, it’s hard for some women to be frank about sex, especially when the news isn’t good. Rely on her body language instead. 3. ”I have never nor would I ever cheat on you.” Cheating. Or, more specifically, lying about cheating. It’s not easy to tell someone when you’ve messed up; the fallout can be brutal. Remember: What you don’t know can spare you. 4. “I weight [X].” Here’s the thing. Women don’t lie about their weight because of you. Their reasons for doing it have everything to do with them. Not all women lie about their weight, but some do, and they do it for all kinds of reasons. Because they want to weigh less, because they want to weigh more, because they’re not sure and that number sounds about right. Women and their weight are a mysterious relationship with which you may not want to interfere. Take her word for it. 5. “Sure, you can call me.” Sometimes, when they’re face-to- face with a guy, and he’s asking us out on a first or for a second date, it’s tough to, er, woman-up and say, “You know what? Um, no.” They don’t want to be heartbreakers. They want to be nice. They’re sure you’ll get the message when they never call you back. 6. “I’ll be ready in a minute.” Listen, if before you left the house to go out on a date, you had to shower, shave half your body, slather yourself in moisturizer, apply 99 overpriced products, put on several layers of makeup, flat- iron your hair, pick out the perfect outfit that makes you look sophisticated/sexy/spectacular, it would take you a long time to get ready, too. So, wait. 7. “I don’t know.” They don’t know (ha!) if they’re going to get a lot of agreement on this one, but they are of the opinion that a lot of times when a woman says, “I don’t know,” she does, in fact, know. Women are intuitive like a nuclear power plant is radioactive, and it is upon our internal sonars that they rely. Mostly, they do know. They may not be ready to tell you. 8. “That was delicious!:” If you cooked, they don’t care how it tastes. They will tell you they love it. Love us for that. 9. “I’m fine:” They’re going to go out on a limb here and suggest this is the single most common lie told by women to men. Or, you know, at the very least it’s the lie they’ve told most often to men. They are emotional creatures! Sometimes, they get upset! Maybe it’s because our Aries is in your Venus, maybe it’s because they got promoted at work and they’re scared as hell about living up to our own lofty goals, or maybe they’re in a mood. It’s up to you to figure out if you want to walk into our minefield or keep a safe distance away. Usually, your best bet is listening. “10. It was on sale:” It wasn’t. Deal with it. |
Re: Ten Lies Women Tell Men by uboma(m): 11:48pm On Jul 21, 2012 |
Most women frm the start of a relatnship lie about their age. They do so coz they want to appear younger than their male folks |
Re: Ten Lies Women Tell Men by slimyem: 12:52am On Jul 22, 2012 |
[size=30pt]BULLSHIT!!![/size] |
Re: Ten Lies Women Tell Men by shadiva: 1:11am On Jul 22, 2012 |
Hmmm. |
Re: Ten Lies Women Tell Men by cindyrella(f): 1:46am On Jul 22, 2012 |
slimyem: [size=30pt]BULLSHIT!!![/size]Oh, you can say/type that again! |
Re: Ten Lies Women Tell Men by Idowuogbo(f): 7:12am On Jul 22, 2012 |
Lala, are u ok? |
Re: Ten Lies Women Tell Men by Nobody: 7:40am On Jul 22, 2012 |
11. I've never met someone as huge as you. 12. There's no one like you. 13. You're hansom [to a Nigerian man] |
Re: Ten Lies Women Tell Men by Nobody: 8:03am On Jul 22, 2012 |
Juan lala! Lalaosky! Badosky! You try! |
Re: Ten Lies Women Tell Men by kandiikane(m): 9:00am On Jul 22, 2012 |
Ileke's number 11. They will always tell you, you are huge. If she never mentions how big you are without you asking, you have a small one. If you ask her, she will give you the answer you want to hear. And your number 1 and 5. Only young teenagers count up, just to be part of crew. Even v!rgin go dey lie say e don sleep with 3 men. As the get older, they start reducing the number. A woman will be at 3 even after sleeping with like 8 men and even after you lol No, don't call. She was only being nice by saying so to not break down your ego. |
Re: Ten Lies Women Tell Men by Mynd44: 9:07am On Jul 22, 2012 |
slimyem: [size=30pt]BULLSHIT!!![/size]In its elementary form |
Re: Ten Lies Women Tell Men by basher(m): 9:14am On Jul 22, 2012 |
Seriously, why would I wanna know all that information in the first place? Why should I care if she's slept with 5 or 50 people? It makes no difference to me! Sometimes sex is good, sometimes its bad; big deal! Some people get time o! |
Re: Ten Lies Women Tell Men by Mynd44: 9:20am On Jul 22, 2012 |
. |
Re: Ten Lies Women Tell Men by Idowuogbo(f): 12:14pm On Jul 22, 2012 |
fluid26: Juan lala! Lalaosky!We are 2 different people! Modified# |
Re: Ten Lies Women Tell Men by Nobody: 12:16pm On Jul 22, 2012 |
fluid26: Juan lala! Lalaosky! Badosky! You try!dude kilo shenle!....am not bado naw...i b werey?...u no c my pishure?..am a dude not a gurl...ahn ahn |
Re: Ten Lies Women Tell Men by Nobody: 12:18pm On Jul 22, 2012 |
Idowuogbo:Idowu, c wetin u don cos...they think say u don wan dey calm like me...u gats warn them o...dey wan turn me to she.male ni? |
Re: Ten Lies Women Tell Men by Idowuogbo(f): 12:18pm On Jul 22, 2012 |
lalaosky:So I b Werey nau abi? U no get fault at all. |
Re: Ten Lies Women Tell Men by kittykat1(f): 12:33pm On Jul 22, 2012 |
B |
Re: Ten Lies Women Tell Men by ehmusshogun(m): 1:08pm On Jul 22, 2012 |
truth be told,this theory does nt apply to evry gal or evry situation......their is no such thing as one size fits all |
Re: Ten Lies Women Tell Men by Nobody: 2:02pm On Jul 22, 2012 |
Re: Ten Lies Women Tell Men by MMM2(m): 2:55pm On Jul 22, 2012 |
Where is my car key |
Re: Ten Lies Women Tell Men by Mynd44: 4:03pm On Jul 22, 2012 |
M M M: Where is my car keyIts in your dream where you left it |
Re: Ten Lies Women Tell Men by Nobody: 9:42pm On Jul 22, 2012 |
@OP what about the heavyweight master of all lies: YOU ARE THE DADDY! |
Re: Ten Lies Women Tell Men by Mynd44: 10:26pm On Jul 22, 2012 |
^^ That is the world champion of all lies |
Re: Ten Lies Women Tell Men by kandiikane(m): 3:28am On Jul 23, 2012 |
MRbrownJAY: @OPHa! You are the daddy though! If you are going around nyashing every girl, you are likely to impregnate a couple. |
Re: Ten Lies Women Tell Men by Nobody: 8:06am On Jul 23, 2012 |
Idowuogbo:bado na joke o...no come woley me o |
Re: Ten Lies Women Tell Men by Idowuogbo(f): 9:49am On Jul 23, 2012 |
lalaosky:Ok o! |
Re: Ten Lies Women Tell Men by Nobody: 11:56am On Jul 23, 2012 |
kandiikane: nyashing is not the problem as I have a honorary membership from DUREX. believe me, if i am the daddy, thats because i chose to be. this sp.erm (aka family genes) is too valuable to be throwing it in every damn hole.......talkless of all the diseases out there! |
Re: Ten Lies Women Tell Men by Navelone: 8:45pm On Jul 23, 2012 |
plz you follow write encyclopidia abi . Dogotrunchi . |
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