The way your bítch takes my màndigo, bet her cervix must be made from steel/
I call her tardis, electrifying fánny made from eel/

Daylight Robbery

Popular Nigerian singer Habeeb Okikiola, aka Portable, has gone fully international as he connected with famous British-Nigerian rapper Joseph Adenuga Jnr, aka Skepta.

In a viral video online, Portable was seen beside the rapper and his people as they arrived at the event and walked the red carpet.

The Zazu crooner dressed fashionably for the event, wearing a two-piece jacket with matching sneakers.

Paparazzi captured the moment as Portable, who recently went around London appreciating the snow, strutted confidently.

Watch the video below


https://youtube.com/shorts/j21BBJx2AK0?si=cXP-b_DqaI-mbPkm

France 2009

Amya:
Pere, if the imbecilic Cross does not want to be your friend, then let him go. The half wit is not worth all this trouble.

Imbecilic? Lol pray you don’t birth one

Man they should end this guy’s diary session abeg

Can’t believe Lucy came to this show just to flaunt her BBL, they better replace her with Nengi.

Kai! Them won ruin my girl beauty lmfao

ColdHunter:


You got it completely wrong though.

Theres absolutely no reason for them to feel shaken by the new HMs, absolutely none. Not like Kim and Sholzy were heavyweights during their seasons with huge fanbases.

To be fair, there's no HM that will step in to that house and Mercy will feel intimidated, based on what nah?

What you're seeing happen (because I can assure you that this is solely a random observation probably based on personal prejudice) is the HMs stepping back to restrategize.

First these new HMs are competitors and they need to study their gameplay and any strategy that they have brought.

Secondly, they know the HMs have been 2atvhing them from outside, so they probably want to gauge them to see their moves. Considering the new entrants cant spill verbally, the old guys have to pick up as much non-verbal cues as possible.

Its called, stepping back to observe.

You’re on point

Lol Lucy don hijack kitchen from WM

Pls how can I vote with showmax?

Lol Lucy with the BBL after insulting Nengi

Doyin is wasting her time trying to express herself to CeeC, that lady thinks she’s perfection, doesn’t see her flaws, always raising defense and arguing blindly lol

Chimezie198:
I no know weda the camera man never taya of her big eyeballs ..

Honestly, whoever that is controlling this camera needs to be sanctioned

Bruhhh

Kayode plss give KimOprah more screen time, wetin I won use Doyin face do lol

lol WM is reluctant to win the HOH game cuz he thinks he’s strong outside

ibkayeebbn:

Lol fair enough. No fav but I enjoy Ike for the show.

I liked Omasola’s entrance, even though he’s only a special guest I’m looking forward to his antics in the house

I like seeing KimOprah on my screen because she’s stunning to me but I’m not expecting much lol

Ah Ike, one funny mf, hope he doesn’t steal coins anymore cuz blud was a safecracker in his szn lol

Omasola is too noisy abeg

Lol i’ve been longing to see kimoprah on my screen

ibkayeebbn:

Hehehe I dey o also. Have you been watching the show?

Lol not really, kimoprah is the only reason I will start watching the show. You have a fav already?

ibkayeebbn:

Yupp. How far dearie

Omo i dey oo, you just enter mia without pre action notice, hope you’re good?

Kimoprah face card is TEA!!!

ibkayeebbn:

Kimoprah washes Venita in beauty any day, stunning girl

Ibk?

Zxcvbnmghtr:
Obi has really wasted his time and money lol.. constitutionally Obi doesn't even qualify for a re-run lol.

Third wants to claim first like Mmesoma the fraudulent girl from Anambra state claiming highest score in JAMB who thought she can fool her governor Prof. Soludo who Obi couldn't fool. Prof Soludo already said "PETER OBI CANNOT WIN" and he did not win despite the one million and one prophesies by men of 'god'.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j47ry3NbSoA

After they deduct benue and rivers from Tinubu 12 states and add it to Obi’s 11 states and the FCT, you still think Tinubu stand a chance to qualify for a rerun when the law says “Majority of votes in the highest number of State" Dey play

Nice one

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Growing up, I loved to watch cartoons’
From Tom and Jerry to Bugs Bunny tunes’
I'd sit in front of the TV for hours’
Laughing at the antics of those cartoon powers’
There was SpongeBob, with his pineapple home,
And the Powerpuff Girls, who'd save the day with a comb’
There was Dexter, with his secret lab,
And Johnny Bravo, who thought he was fab.
I loved the Looney Tunes, with their slapstick humor,
And The Simpsons. . . who always had a new rumor.
There was Scooby-Doo, who solved mysteries with his friends,
And The Flintstones, who lived in prehistoric times, back when.
But it wasn't just the characters that I loved,
It was the lessons they taught, the stories they wove.
They showed me that anything was possible’
That I could be a hero, that I was unstoppable
Cartoons taught me about friendship and love,
About the “power of kindness” the strength from above’
They taught me to be brave, to never give up’
To always keep going, even when things got tough.
So here's to the cartoons that I grew up with,
The ones that still make me laugh and never miss.
They'll always hold a special place in my heart,
And I'll never forget the lessons they impact’




Mem0ries

Lol see my school GST hall

Lmfao these ones still dey school?

Confirmedzombie:


But obi rigged well in Anambra, Enugu, Imo, Abia, Ebonyi where one person signed result sheets of different polling units.

We are patiently waiting for Obi witnesses to start testifying.

That's where his case would end as all will flop.

Obi lost the elevtion, let him go and rest as he can never be Nigeria president

You sound frustrated.

IyaebeTheGreat:
Abegi everyone is not good looking, all that is important is just to be confident just the way you are. Please don't start talking about inner beauty, there's nothing like inner beauty too, it's either you are fine or you are ugly or just there.

lmfao are you good looking?

We’re both twinning? Save it, they’re lying/
Me and this pauper can never be birds of same feather, he’s hawking, I’m flying/