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Politics / Re: Benue Govt. Reacts To Apostle Johnson Suleman's Donation Of N5m To The State IDP by calobinna(m): 5:25pm On Apr 04, 2018
powalez:
u see your life?
What happen to it? Is it better than yours?
grin cool
Celebrities / Re: Runtown Pictured Chilling With Nasty C by calobinna(m): 4:06pm On Apr 04, 2018
Listening to these guys when I'm on my herb make me feel so heavenly....
This kush sweet gan!!!
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Politics / Re: Bola Tinubu: "Ayo Adebanjo Made Me Lagos Governor" by calobinna(m): 3:44pm On Apr 04, 2018
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Celebrities / Re: Lilian Esoro Having Fun With Her Friends On A Desert In Dubai(Photos) by calobinna(m): 3:43pm On Apr 04, 2018
Nice sweet girl
Like my blunt...
Nothing sweet like mi herb
Choi!!!
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Politics / Re: Benue Govt. Reacts To Apostle Johnson Suleman's Donation Of N5m To The State IDP by calobinna(m): 3:42pm On Apr 04, 2018
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Politics / Re: Benue Govt. Reacts To Apostle Johnson Suleman's Donation Of N5m To The State IDP by calobinna(m): 3:42pm On Apr 04, 2018
I pray, Ortom doesn't divert that cash meant for the IDPs to one Olosho like that... I know Benue girls get am for backside...
Had one before, she gives me good meals and sweet Lamber after puffing my blunt...
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Celebrities / Re: #bbnaija: Ahneeka Shades Ifu Ennada For 'famzing' #bamteddy Outside The House by calobinna(m): 3:15pm On Apr 04, 2018
I see.. ahneeka must be really hurrny, if she comes over, I'd give her a good dig around her puna after I'm done with my blunts..
Loving this herb of mine
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Politics / Re: Saraki Mourns Senator Mustapha Bukar's Death by calobinna(m): 3:15pm On Apr 04, 2018
RIP to the Dead.
Lemme burn some herb for you man...
Puffs in the air...
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Politics / Re: APC Governors To Oyegun: You Can Recontest by calobinna(m): 3:14pm On Apr 04, 2018
When you're in a position to lick the feet of the people you chair, make sure you soil every one of them with the last of your saliva... If there are no saliva glands left, just enhance your salivary glands... If you can't do that, you get booted out...
Where's my lighter..
Lights my blunt...
What a feeling....
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Fashion / Re: 5 Staple Sunglasses Shapes For Stylish Men by calobinna(m): 2:50pm On Apr 04, 2018
I miss my RayBan glasses after it was stolen.. After some good kisses with my blunt, I'd move with confidence on those sunshades...
Me love em when me on a high note...
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Celebrities / Re: Tiwa Savage Shows Off Her "Shaku Shaku" Dance Moves by calobinna(m): 2:48pm On Apr 04, 2018
After bringing down a few blunts, I'd love to send this lady to fantasy land with my wiring device. I go wire am better shakushaku...Choi..
This kush sweet gan!!!
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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: PricewaterhouseCooper (PwC) April 2018 Latest Recruitment (5 Positions) by calobinna(m): 2:44pm On Apr 04, 2018
Jobs that make slaves out of men... The pay only makes you an expensive slave of great value...

After some few kisses, this blunt would live the rest of its span in my ashcan... Love my herb...
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Celebrities / Re: Michelle Makun Welcomes 2face With Piano At AY Live by calobinna(m): 2:37pm On Apr 04, 2018
I'll give her fifteen more years and I'd come for her punnany... Maybe become her sweetest sugar daddy!!! grin
What a herb, loving this kush!!!

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Politics / Re: Hadiza Abubakar Rehabilitates Mentally Ill Woman Impregnated By Unknown Man by calobinna(m): 2:24pm On Apr 04, 2018
That's nice... If only the government could make out time to clear them off from the street and create rehabilitation homes for them
That's love from that woman as I love my herb so dearly
Puffs to the sky...
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Sports / Re: What Ronaldo Said About Juventus Fans’ Applause For His Wonder Goal by calobinna(m): 2:23pm On Apr 04, 2018
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Politics / Re: Nwamaka Maduchukwu Dies In Nkechi Ikpeazu's Convoy Accident by calobinna(m): 2:22pm On Apr 04, 2018
RIP to the dead...
Lemme me kiss my blunt!!!
What a nice feeling
cool kiss
Celebrities / Re: See Funny Picture Of Falz And His Bodyguard(photo) by calobinna(m): 2:19pm On Apr 04, 2018
muffyt05:



Ganja planta
I see you great man
Celebrities / Re: 'Who Is Toke Makinwa?' - John Boyega Reacts To Toke Makinwa’s Assault Story by calobinna(m): 2:12pm On Apr 04, 2018
Cheap stunt to gain popularity....
Who is that one?
It'll be damn fulfilling to share a blunt with Boyega or that Toke could come around, I'd give her a good dig!!!
Lemme puff my herb with my guys jare!!!

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Business / Re: 5 Harsh Truth Every Entrepreneur Should Have In Mind by calobinna(m): 1:41pm On Apr 04, 2018
Nice one Sire...
I want to do something but no capital to start, I'm left in my theatre of thoughts and only have a blunt to puff!!!
Really in need of a capital to start what I have in my mind. Even transport fare to see a mentor no even dey...
Procrastinating can't be one's doing most times, it might just be the inability for one to make the necessary move when there's willpower but no fund to start and negative vibes from bad belle!!!
Lemme sit and puff my herb...
cool kiss

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Celebrities / Re: See Funny Picture Of Falz And His Bodyguard(photo) by calobinna(m): 1:39pm On Apr 04, 2018
I wouldn't share my herb with that guy...
I'd rather puff alone, he might see me as an ant after some kisses...

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Sports / Re: Zlatan’s Reaction To Cristiano Ronaldo’s Wonder Goal Against Juventus by calobinna(m): 1:38pm On Apr 04, 2018
Had to take three blunts after that match for that Ronaldo's goal...
Beautiful piece as my herb
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Politics / Re: BREAKING: Another Nigerian Senator, Bukar Mustapha, Is Dead by calobinna(m): 12:11pm On Apr 04, 2018
Men remembering men for past deeds.
Wrapping up my blunt jarey!!!
Sports / Re: Cristiano Ronaldo's Goal Against Juventus Poised To Win The Best Goal Ever by calobinna(m): 11:19am On Apr 04, 2018
That goal got me!!!
I had to drop my blunt for that goal for a good salute!!!
Sports / Re: Super Eagles Players Camp In Poland (Photos) by calobinna(m): 12:20pm On Mar 22, 2018
Beautiful piece!!!
Celebrities / Re: Bobrisky Sacks Titus, His New Gateman For Speaking With His Former Gateman Jacob by calobinna(m): 8:45pm On Jan 09, 2018
olisaemeka1:
pls clarify some tin for me .....is Bobrisky a HIS OR A HER.....A she or a he because this is 2018 n we cannot keep guessing the sex of this him/her

That guy na man!
Make ein reach Okoko, shout say ein be bobrisky.
Na iron condemn go buy am sharply after people don panel beat am!!!
Mtxheew
Events / Re: Official Pictures From The Nairaland Get Together Party by calobinna(m): 11:06pm On Jan 08, 2018
Wawu!!!
You cannor invite sombori...
Celebrities / Re: Bobrisky Sacks Titus, His New Gateman For Speaking With His Former Gateman Jacob by calobinna(m): 11:02pm On Jan 08, 2018
Mariangeles:
Bob ain't that smart... they should be able to pull it off

But he was smart enough to catch the conversation BTW his former employees.

Anyone who tries that would blow his cover as soon as there's an approach to his backside!!!
Lol
Celebrities / Re: Bobrisky Sacks Titus, His New Gateman For Speaking With His Former Gateman Jacob by calobinna(m): 10:42pm On Jan 08, 2018
Mariangeles:
Bobrisky is paranoid... he probably thinks everyone close is spying on him.

Here is an idea : Maybe a blogger should pose as an illiterate from the village that can hardly speak english, apply for the job as bobrisky's gateman and then dig out juicy information like who "bae" is and all...Oya bloggers, time for investigative "journalism" o, not just being in the confines of your home and dishing out unverified gossips...

Lol
That would be risky with Bob
No blogger would risk his a**h0le!!!

Na to arrange the guy, sink am for ein socker well!!!

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NYSC / Re: Youth Corper Shot Dead In Calabar by calobinna(m): 9:44pm On Jan 08, 2018
Ooh
That's where I served but Eket is not in Calabar.
Both cities are in different States.
The Op must be scared of long distance travel.
Culture / Re: Masquerade Falls Into A Drainage While Walking On The Road (VIDEO) by calobinna(m): 12:26pm On Jan 06, 2018
Thats what happens when the gods start smoking shisha!!!
Lmao
Shaku Shaku
Travel / Re: 10 Ways To Meet Your 2018 Travel Goals by calobinna(m): 12:15pm On Jan 05, 2018
I go travel go California, go buy weed...
That one sure pass
Romance / Re: Soldier Kneels Down, Proposes To Girlfriend At Maryland Mall Lagos After 7 Years by calobinna(m): 12:14pm On Jan 05, 2018
alphaconde:
KNEELING FOR HER NOW AFTER WARD NA SHE GO DE KNEEL

Lol
She go come kneel dey fetch water from where water no fit commot!!!
Lmao

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