kenzysmith:
Very ugly thing if this gal necked for me my prick go enter coma

Fat lie

22 years and olympus has fallen?

Lol. If It is Vawulence he wants, then by all means we shall prevail
- Twitter 2022

adehadex:
Na people wey attend the ceremony I get issue with

i dey tell you. See them even taking pictures

isaiah4life:


I love this shirt. How I wish I can have this.

I make custom shirts like that. You can contact me if you want something like that 08131318761

Spirit04:
Are you a student? You should be expelled. Look at the nonsense you typed up there. You don't know how to use capital letters?

He should be expelled instead of corrected? Nawa for una oh. What if he nau fails an exam, he should be killed?

10k for salary? That's about #330 per day. That can't even buy you a plate of food

TeeGentle:
See as the guy dey shout

Even dey sweat join

CHRISTIANS ARE BEING PERSECUTED IN NIGERIA. Come to my neighborhood, they block the roads when it's time for their Friday prayers and will not allow anybody to pass even if you're a woman in labour.
Sometimes I wonder if the table were to be turned around, if christians were to block the roads during Sunday service disallowing other people to go about their daily activities, will the muslims allow it?

I'm not a christian neither am I a muslim but my eyes are not blind. Muslims are mostly favoured above christians in Nigeria.

Anybody that quotes me to say rubbish will die before tomorrow. Try and see

Go for Oraimo and I know it's almost impossible but try as much as possible to avoid sharing your charger with others.

Gracias

Kill buhari!

Falseprophet
Amotolongbo ...not sure I spelt it correctly but what the hell is that?

Lol. Who cares? As if she'll come out to vote for him on election day

All of them

EmekaBlue:
what do u believe in?

Where u there when urs was happening too

I believe in myself, and yes I'm here while I'm happening

sencekompis:
TINUBU ALL THE WAY

lol. Even you, no be from your mind you use type this thing... You def check am

EmekaBlue:
She ascended into heaven body and soul

ok. You were there when it happened?

Could be the devil's girlfriend they saw... Just saying cos how did they know it is virgin mary. Ain't she supposed to be dead?

Perform the miracle first let's see

Only poverty will make one do this. Vote Obi 2023

Usorohtheman:


He is not from any of the Nordic countries...How is he, a Norse man?

Lol. He meant the Nordic tribe of aromate in west africa, aka baggers republic

emmamajesty:
This momo fraud incident happened in Bida Niger State this month, to be frank Nupe boys really cashed out, many of them got 50m, 10m, 100m, 5m, 500k, 400k 250k or so and it was very massive that very day cos both the people and business men there really cashed out,

True. I hear say money finish for bank in Bida

zicoraads:

Are you in Niger state?

Guy you know watsup

Chai many boys use this momo cash out. Na now them dey know

Op next time she asks you, answer her like this
She: do you have a Gf?
You:. No. Abi you want to give me one ni?
She: Yes
You: Thanks but, gimme money instead

Lol even POS machine say REMOVE THE CARD

LETS TAKE BACK NAIJA

BlackyOne:
Glorified slum of a city, filled with agberos from a particular tribe, okada nuisance from another tribe and business minded individuals from another tribe

Sense will not pass you by this year. Say Amen

Megatone:


Nairaland resident bbq guy comes to mind