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Culture / I Recall My MUM Telling Me About A Man by dkings101(m): 1:23pm On Nov 30, 2013
I Recall My MUM telling me about a man in my hood who bcame popular 4 engaging in money rituals just to buy the 80's edition of the Honda Prelude. U wouldn't buy that car for 50k 2day. Some other guy brutally murdered his brother (whom their father gave cash 2 travel 4 the purpose of re- stocking their warehouse), just 'cos he wanted 2 acquire the rave of the moment - Pathfinder Jeep. That same vehicle is now better described as a coffin. I Remember my whole street gathered to watch a truck deliver a very large satellite dish to my neighbour's house. 2day a dish one tenth that size delivers 50 times the value and is in almost every student's room. What about the Volkswagen Santana, Mercedes Benz V boot, 505 Evolution, Toyota Crown, all overtaken by latest models of Camry, Honda, Bugatti, Bentley, X6, Acura and Infinity.... Vanity! A lady left her true luv cos some rich guy then persuaded her with a golf 1, which turned out 2 be the only car they ever owned till date. She found out too late that true love is invaluable. A friend declared drinks because he launched the Nokia Communicator for over 100K in 2002. 2day dat fone would embarrass the owner and is a joke compared to the low cost and everyday phone. What about d MTN sim card dat many people went extra miles b4 dey bought for over 30k, 2day u will not buy it at N100 because all networks are begging people to even take it for free. Just Recently BBM, dat Lots of Gals had 2 do some unspeakable fins for, just because they want to PING, is now even in common Techno fones. People r still making the most horrific sacrifices over 'vanity' and make enemies over worthless material things. What can I Say? Look back @ that one fin U wanted to kill or die 4 years back and see what has become of it 2day. There is absolutely nofin u can't achieve, all u need is, 2 b on ur grind, a little time and PATIENCE and u would thank God without regrets..Be Wise! Life itself is Vanity and nothing stays on top of the game forever. Be thankful
Travel / Re: What Shocked You. When You Entered A Foreign Country by dkings101(m): 1:52pm On Nov 02, 2013
From the Skies of Kuala Lumpur Int'l Airport, U see the design of the road like it's drawn on Paper. U can't help but open ur mouth to "WOW". The Airport is One of the Best. U have to take computer-driven train to the other axis of the Airport to cross immigration. Underneath the airport is another computerised train tat wd take u directly to the capital city (KL Sentral) where u final find ur way from there.

Na the road network u wan talk? U don't need to knw road, just buy/rent motor, dey drive, if u miss road, no worry, u wd surely reconnect back (but u might find ursef in Private Tolled road where u wd dull out some ringgit once u miss road, i call that business)

Fast internet, free wifi even in their local Mama Put restoran. There food is superb. They have more than 500 foods, and i no sure if i chop reach 50 sef. Nice Shopping malls wt good architectural designs and Chinese market where u can get ursef fake LV products and the likes tat looks Original where u fit take dey poo for Facebook hahahahaha.

Their politics there dey sweet me, them govt dey chop money oo but u can't know cos the citizen are all reaping the dividend of their manifesto. Na there road wen get expiring date u wan talk? Before u sleep wake up the next morning, u don see new road. Is it their LRT and Monorail?

For 5 yrs, dem no take light for one day. Na free newspaper u can get anywhere?? Is it the free air travel? Just pay for fuel charge and travel on a later date.

Visited Philippines, wow...nice reception. They like foreigners ehn, they don't care if u r black like back of pot. If u r a guy, u r advice to hide ur Int'l passport cos if dem girls go love u, na ur passport dem go dey find make dem flush am for toilet so u no go go again.. Na from tour guild lady wen dey work for Airport i from start from sef hahaha.

Cambodia....while abt to land, the country be like Ajegunle...woman can ask u to come disvirgin her daughter for a little token...

Singapore...that one be say the country clean die...if u throw rubbish for ground, b4 u knw, police don come issue u summon ticket and if u no pay the fine, u can leave the country.

Transit via Dubai, Doha...their buildings there ehn, u go dey ask God who design these buildings. It's just 2 out of this world.

In all sha...wen u step outta the shores of 9ja, the first thing u say is "God Punish Federal Government and the president in position as of then".

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Politics / Re: Lagos Wooden-Bridge Owners Make Millions Of Naira Daily – Investigation by dkings101(m): 1:28am On Oct 27, 2013
soul_glo: Is there water under that "bridge"


No na grass dey there...
Fashion / 36yr Old Man Undergoes 19 Surgeries To Look Exactly Like Superman by dkings101(m): 5:23pm On Sep 09, 2013
A 36-year old Filipino, Herbert Chavez has undergone 19 surgeries in the past 16 years just so he can look like Superman.

Chavez has had nose jobs, skin whitening, lip liposuction, jaw realignment, pec implants and even abdominal implants to become a real-life Clarke Kent after falling in love with the TV program aged five.

He has splashed around 300,000 Pesos (N1.1million) on his obsession – a fortune compared to the average N230 hourly wage in the Philippines.

He said: ‘I feel like a Superhero whenever I pull on the costume, but my mission is not to save the world but to help in my own small way and bring a smile to the faces of local children.
‘I don’t have any regrets at all. People come up to me in the street all the time and want their picture taken with me.

‘They are all really excited to see a real-life Superman in the Philippines.’

http://www.247naijagossip.com/2013/09/crazy-fan-36-year-old-man-undergoes-19.html?utm_source=feedburner&utm_medium=feed&utm_campaign=Feed:+NaijaGossip+(NAIJA+GOSSIP)&m=1
Business / Re: Having A School...how Profitable Is It? Pls Advice. by dkings101(m): 7:56am On Sep 07, 2013
Thanks all for the advice. It's well noted.
Education / How Profitable Going Into School Business?? by dkings101(m): 4:14pm On Sep 06, 2013
Good day Nairalanders...Kindly share wt me ur advice pls.
A friend of mine who just came back abroad is thinking of converting his twin building into a Nursery/Primary school. The buildings r a storey building with 4 x 2 bedroom flat x 2. So he is thinking of dividing the parlours to get two class room...so to say, in one flat, he would get 4 class rooms so in one building, he would be getting 16 class room...so in sum up, both building would be 32 class room...so my ques are?

1. Is it enough to start up a Nur/Primary school?
2. What are the pro and cons starting up a school?
3. How profitable is the venture?

He wants to be the Proprietor and would be employing able and talented individual to run the school.

Pls Nairalander...kindly share ur advice on this topic. Thanks.

@Moderator...pls help put this post on frontpage thanks.
Business / Re: Having A School...how Profitable Is It? Pls Advice. by dkings101(m): 3:27pm On Sep 06, 2013
Moderator...please help lift this post to frontpage pls..
Business / Having A School...how Profitable Is It? Pls Advice. by dkings101(m): 12:56pm On Sep 06, 2013
Good day Nairalanders...Kindly share wt me ur advice pls.
A friend of mine who just came back abroad is thinking of converting his twin building into a Nursery/Primary school. The buildings r a storey building with 4 x 2 bedroom flat x 2. So he is thinking of dividing the parlours to get two class room...so to say, in one flat, he would get 4 class rooms so in one building, he would be getting 16 class room...so in sum up, both building would be 32 class room...so my ques are?

1. Is it enough to start up a Nur/Primary school?
2. What are the pro and cons starting up a school?
3. How profitable is the venture?

He wants to be the Proprietor and would be employing able and talented individual to run the school.

Pls Nairalander...kindly share ur advice on this topic. Thanks.

@Moderator...pls help put this post on frontpage thanks.
Business / Access Bank Ripping Me Off by dkings101(m): 11:43pm On Aug 01, 2013
I run a IPSA (Intercontinental Premium Saving Account) formerly with Defunct Intercontinental Bank and now Access Bank with a Minimum Opening Balance of N5000. Since i ve been running this account the former bank, my Mininum Account Opening Balance has always been intact...but off lately, I have noticed Access Bank keep deducting fund from the Account Opening Balance. At the point of writing this complain, my account balance is N4000. They have deducted N1000 from my Account Opening balance...fund which I can't even get N1 from or an overdraft. I don't know if any one is experience the same problem.

NB: I don't use the account but I keep getting monthly account balance from access bank...with my account opening balance reducing every moment.
Romance / Re: Confessions Of A Fat Girl by dkings101(m): 5:23pm On Jul 17, 2013
biggirloya2: this is me.
U aren't looking bad either babe...u need to have self esteem.U need to appreciate your body and be happy always. For me, I don't do "skinny babes"...I do "Phat ladies" like u r..
Appreciate yourself and I know ur kind of man would come hovering over u.

NB: Do you reside in Nigeria?
Forum Games / Re: ~<<The Last Person To Post In This Thread Wins>>~ by dkings101(m): 2:01pm On Jul 17, 2013
Am here again
Forum Games / Re: ~<<The Last Person To Post In This Thread Wins>>~ by dkings101(m): 6:33am On Jul 16, 2013
Not giving up
Forum Games / Re: ~<<The Last Person To Post In This Thread Wins>>~ by dkings101(m): 11:20am On Jul 15, 2013
#JumpInwithForce...where is the prize
Technology Market / Error Package File Is Invalid While Downloading Instagram And Twitter Apps by dkings101(m): 12:24pm On Jul 10, 2013
I keep on getting "Error Package file is invalid" when downloading Instagram and Twitter on my android. I have surf all forum to find a possible solution to this problem and have tried all recommended method to the solution but all to no avail. I have clear cache and clear data on Google Play Store and Google Service Framework. I have done the factory reset too...it still the same problem. can anyone help me please?
Politics / Re: Ayobo Road Construction - What A Disgrace To ACN And Fashola by dkings101(m): 10:15am On May 01, 2013
Moderator can this make frontpage pls
Politics / Re: Ayobo Road Construction - What A Disgrace To ACN And Fashola by dkings101(m): 9:35am On May 01, 2013
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Politics / Re: Ayobo Road Construction - What A Disgrace To ACN And Fashola by dkings101(m): 9:32am On May 01, 2013
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Politics / Re: Ayobo Road Construction - What A Disgrace To ACN And Fashola by dkings101(m): 9:27am On May 01, 2013
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Politics / Ayobo Road Construction - What A Disgrace To ACN And Fashola by dkings101(m): 9:17am On May 01, 2013
This road contract has been awarded since 2011 to be completed in 2012 and the contractor hasn't even finish even drainage construction till date. Lagoa State minister of work promised the road would be completed by June this year...now the rain is here and we are suffering. Even the drainage constructed has no use as water pile up on the road. I wish the contract was awarded to CCECC, we would have forgotten a road contract was awarded. Shame to Plycon, Shame to ACN and shame to BRF.
Politics / Re: Massive Construction Going On In Ogun State (Pictures) by dkings101(m): 11:47pm On Mar 27, 2013
ameriel pepper: What constrution? Mtcheew!, I live in ogun state ( my mum built her house there). In itele that is after ayetoro, when you pass through ayobo. There's no electricity there for the past 3yrs my mum built her house there, so we her kids have decided to remain in lagos, our state of birth! Pls if you have that AMOSUN 's ear, tell him to send light sharperly to that area! Not surprised @ his name cos I know what it means in ibo language! That area is so poorly developed! Stop praising someone whom has not done anything!

I stay in Aiyetoro, we have been living here for 7 yr nw and no electricity. No security, no clinic....visually nothing. We ve been waiting for electricity for 7 yrs and other have been waiting for more than 10-15 year. Amosun doesnt care about us. Wen next he comes here for campaign....I promise to stone him raw egg.

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Investment / Re: I Need Help/advice On My Fall Stocks/shares by dkings101(m): 11:33pm On Mar 20, 2013
manie:


Can you tell us the shares you bought and how much you bought the stocks.

AP N200 per share
Afribank (non closed).
Skye Bank N30 per share
Zenith Mutual
Ecobank Transnational
Transcorp
Investment / I Need Help/advice On My Fall Stocks/shares by dkings101(m): 9:11am On Mar 19, 2013
Hello friends...
I need an advice or help rather. I invested close to N1m in shares years back b4 the price dropped wholesomely. The thing is that, I never assigned a stock broker (was a novice then) to help me manage my investment and till date, I don't have any stockbroker to manage this shares. I don't wish selling the stocks now. What do I do? How do I get a trusted stockbroking firm? If any please advice. Also wat r the pro and cons of stockbrokers.
TV/Movies / Don't Worry....be Happy !!!. by dkings101(m): 11:30pm On Feb 21, 2013
Food / Re: What's Your Favorite Chinese Food? by dkings101(m): 10:01pm On Feb 13, 2013
Bak Ku Teh with Rice and Chinese Tea....make you strong and sound.
Politics / Re: Abeokuta Gets First Flyover Bridge! by dkings101(m): 12:05pm On Jan 25, 2013
Aiyetoro - Itele community can't even boast of the social basic amenities such as Electricity, Road, Community clinic, school, security and other common need the masses needs. Gbenga Daniel stayed for 8yrs and did nothing and now Amosun is not doing anything either. We are like forgotten citizens or should I say refugees. This community is highly populated yet no power, road or hospital. Wen next Amosun comes here for election campaign, I would throw raw egg at me. #OkBye.
Politics / Aiyetoro - Itele, Ogun State Under Government Neglect For More Than 2 Decades. by dkings101(m): 1:38pm On Jan 13, 2013
I wish to draw to your attention the suffering of Nigerians living in Aiyetoro - Itele community in Ogun State (which is very close to Ayobo, Lagos). We have been living in complete total darkness for more than 20 years. The community is densely populated with Nigerians of all tribe. In Aiyetoro Axis of the community, electrification work and pole was done more than 10 yrs ago but nothing to show for it, No light. Every residence lives on Generator 24/7. I calculated how much we spend on buying fuel per annum...lo and behold, it amounted to N120,000 per annum. The Ogun State govt is not doing anything for the populance living in this community. if not for the fact that we reside in our own property, we would have vacate the property before now. Why we still remain and reside here because we get promises every year that the light would be turn on but yet to no avail. No community clinic, no hospital, no police station or stand, no security. We are just living with the grace and help of God. I am using this medium to communicate with the Ogun state govt cos I know one or two person(s) under his administration would be reading this article and bring this to his attention. Ado-Odo Local govt is incharge of Aiyetoro-Itele supervision but it's too large to be govern. We need our own local govt and representation in this part of the world. OGUN STATE GOVT..WE NEED YOUR HELP. COME TO OUR AID.
Politics / Re: Caption This PIC. GEJ. by dkings101(m): 9:05pm On Dec 29, 2012
kuchikau: Let this be tge last time,NL WILL INSULT THE PRESIDENT....I WILL NOT REPEAT THIS AGAIN.
kuchikau: Let this be tge last time,NL WILL INSULT THE PRESIDENT....I WILL NOT REPEAT THIS AGAIN.

who r u? Go look bush
Politics / Re: Caption This PIC. GEJ. by dkings101(m): 11:00pm On Dec 27, 2012
kuchikau: ...if seun do not take action aganist NL insulting the number 1 citizen...i will report this site as rebellious to the aide in charge of socials...wat is all this!!!!!!!
Bros did u forget the system of govt we r practicing? It is called Democracy and we got freedom of speech. Least U forget, GEJ passed law for freedom of press 2. So abeg if u get GEJ phone number...better report to am direct. Nigeria situation don reach to make youth get hypertension...pls leave us make we use GEJ frustration pics ease our burden and laff our Bottom off...

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Phones / Re: Etisalat BIS Problem by dkings101(m): 9:23pm On Oct 09, 2012
Its been 2 days now and I am unable to use my BIS. I ve done the hard resert more than 20 times. I don't know if etisalat have problem with their network..
Phones / Etisalat BIS Problem by dkings101(m): 12:30pm On Oct 09, 2012
Since ysday till date i ve been unable to use my etisalat BIS. is anyone experiencing the same problem

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